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A mixed-race girl from a low-income family and a middle-class white girl find friendship when they attend the same secondary school. It’s all downhill from there! They tell tales of their crazy past together as well as the trauma they’ve suffered on the w


    • Apr 1, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 9 EPISODES


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    Get This Girl a Cheque

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 35:10


    On the menu this week Zion and Tayla read out some questions and stories from listeners... and you guys are just as crazy us. Please download, rate, subscribe!

    Fight or Flight

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2021 74:10


    On the menu this week Zion and Tayla read out some questions and stories from listeners... and you guys are just as crazy us. Please download, rate, subscribe!

    Minesweeping and Mephedrone ft. Oz

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2021 80:13


    On the menu this week Zion and Tayla have a guest. One of Zion's best friend's Oz. Get the T on what crazy nights Zion and Oz got up to at le uni, what's Oz's substance abuse of choice and what he has hiding in his pantry. Hors D'Oeuvre (Seg 1) - Minesweeping Oz and Zion take the town on antibiotics and other narcotics. Get the T on what crazy shit Oz and Zion got up to at uni. Appetiser (Seg 2) - Lady Fingers Oz takes you inside his fridge. His favourite food, his emotional eating struggles. The post-guilt takeaway effect and the toll it takes on the mental health. You'll also get some more bad eating habits from Zion and Tayla. Main (Seg 3) - The Kardashians There's some mouldy wrappers hiding in Oz' pantry and he gives us the T. Oz tells what it was like coming out in a Turkish household and growing up in schools where people didn't come out until adult age. Dessert (Seg 4) - Is this thing on? Oz tells some ratchet stories of when he first came out and how he attacked the Grindr scene. Please download, rate, subscribe!

    One Finger In

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2021 71:47


    Zion and Tayla talk about how Lele and Tayla met, being ghosted by 4 guys, questionable holiday flings and yet another creeper. Hors D'Oeuvre (Seg 1) - PJs Bitch Tayla talks about how her and Lele met in the most craziest way Appetiser (Seg 2) - Ghosted x 4 Tayla talks about her corona free trip to see her family in Florida and how she was ghosted by 4 guys. Main (Seg 3) - One Finger In Zion and Tayla talk about Tayla's crazy ex and a wild night they had with Tayla's brother and finger creeper friend. They then take us to another creepy night in London with the same finger creeper slime ball friend. Please download, rate, subscribe!

    Too Much Noncense

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2021 79:34


    Join Zion and Tayla for another episode of taking out the trash! Trigger warning ⚠️ Sexual abuse 14:43 - 58:20 Please note that there are sensitive topics discussed below. All names have changed names for protection. The fake name provided in one of the stories has also been bleeped out after recording for safety reasons. Segment 1 - For starters, we are serving you Tayla's hard work dieting. She's turned vegan guys! Find out why Tayla orders £100 worth of food and tried to get a refund. Find out what not to order during lockdown and who to order from if you want a cheeky refund! Zion's laziness with cooking has her acting like she's homeless again. Zion antagonises a racist (possible murderer) and is now on his death list. Segment 2 - Barber Shop We have some insight into one of Tayla's earliest sexual encounters/relationships as a young teenager with an older male predator. Segment 3 - House Party Zion and Tayla talk about their encounter with a notorious gang where they live and how they were taken advantage of. The fun doesn't stop there. On the same day, Zion and Tayla are offered a lift home by a couple of young men. But things take a turn for the worse. Segment 4 - Japan Flag To lighten the mood Zion and Tayla swap funny sex stories. Please download, rate, subscribe!

    3 Phat Bitchez Take New York

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 64:30


    Join Zion and Tayla for another trash talking with a very non-special guest Nickk! Intro - 3 Whales at Sea World They have a “non-special” guest Nickk. One of Tayla's bffs from Florida. They flew him in all the way over from Florida. They are all members of the Sea World Rejection anonymous group. This is a safe space babies. Join your fellow fatties. Hors D'oeuvre (Seg 1) - Who is Nickk? We find out some shady shit about how Tayla and Nickk met. Nickk's substance abuse of choice is... an interesting one! Church is a very important part of Nickk's life and you'll get to know the sorts of practices they get up to. They're always taking on new members. You'll also see the lengths Nickk will go to find his bible. So hit him up if you wanna join

    Macros and Big Macs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 54:07


    Join Zion and Tayla for another trash talking food and trauma! Intro - Sunday the day of rest Zion and Tayla talk about their latest eating habits. Is Chipotle really better in America? Hors D'oeuvre (Seg 1) - Diets, diets, diets Tayla and Zion talk about their favourite diet fads and which ones work the best. DO NOT TAKE OUR ADVICE THEY ARE NOT PROFESSIONALS - no matter how much they'd like to think they are. Find out which diets really work and decide who's advice is better! Appetiser (Seg 2) - Windrush Generation Zion takes us on a history lesson with a little bit about her background and where she comes from. She tells us a bit more information about her evil step dad and her psychological evaluation of why she thinks he is the way he is. We also learn how body shaming affects her current mental state. Main (Seg 3) - Catfishing Tayla takes us on a wild ride of what it's like being a catfisher and the toll it takes on her mental health. The life of dating being a catfish is TOUGH. She expresses what it's like trying to date a gaslighting narcissist and the trauma he put her through. AND the most traumatising part is she didn't even get the D. Dessert (Seg 4) - 2lbs to 3 stone Zion talks about how insecure is about her weight and how it has affected her dating. She is the queen of standing up men as she doesn't want to face rejection. Tayla tells us about the semi-normal guys she's chatting to in Florida and will hopefully meet when she goes back home for Christmas. Please download, rate, subscribe!

    Silver Spoons and Doughnuts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2021 43:14


    Zion and Tayla tell old tales how they met! They talk school fights, sleepovers and how Zion made Tayla cry on her 13th birthday. What a bitch! Get the inside scoop on the lengths these girls will go to hide food. If nobody saw it, it never happened! Starter (seg 1) - Who the fuck are Zion and Tayla Main (seg 2) - How Tayla and Zion met Dessert (seg 3) - Eating disorders Trigger warning for those who suffer with suicidal thoughts and/or eating disorders. Suicidal thoughts: 4:47 (briefly mentioned) Eating disorders: 26:37 - 38:00 Please download, rate, subscribe!

    2 Phat Bitchez

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2020 1:04


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