Baddest Mothers in the Room

July is a popular time to be born! Tristan and Casey celebrate another trip around the sun quarantine-style, and Casey welcomes Marvin Patrick to the world!

Nellie re-enters the workforce, Casey is getting closer to meeting Donk, and the moms talk to fellow mom and podcaster Erykah St. Louis about COVID, co-parenting, and so much more

Tristan embraces quarantine, but not making dinner. Casey flees the city, and food flees her body. Recorded on May 13th.

Tristan decides to get her shit together during quarantine, Casey is at war with her placenta, and the moms have the privilege of talking to Jessica, a mother and COVID Unit nurse.

Beau is training for Double Dare, Casey gives Tristan a Zoom tutorial, and the moms yearn for the days when they could go places and see people.

Stupid Tristan is in for a rude awakening if she thinks February was bad, Casey does zero preparation for a new child, and the mothers spitball some pick-up lines to make friends with other pregnant ladies.

Tristan is mad at cold cuts, Casey is mad at a pregnancy app, and other moms write in to share the craziest things they've said as parents.

Tristan has lost her identity, Casey rang in 2020 with a major bang, and the moms continue the conversation on losing her husband with special guest Mary.

Nellie turns 2!!! Casey gets the same haircut as Beau. Oops. And the moms talk to special guest Mary, a single mom who lost her husband to addiction one year ago.

Beau is an escape artist, Tristan's mom fail is caught on microphone, and Leanne picks up where she left off, talking about her three kids.

It’s Halloween - Casey sounds like a witch and Nellie’s poop looks like a ghost. The moms learn about adoptions and vasectomies from special guest Leanne.

The babies are getting a little violent, Tristan knows nothing about Texas, and Casey tries really hard to get a raise from guest, Jason, who just keeps making children.

Nellie sings her A-B-Nellies, Casey has the most embarrassing fail EVER, and the moms have trouble dealing with the public.

Casey is still trying to relax after Beau's birthday doesn't go as planned, Tristan would embrace the chaos if there was any, and the moms catch up on a summer of dragging their kids on vacations.

Casey is all wins all the time , Tristan loves steak as much as she hates children, and guest Sam(antha?) talks to the moms about treating depression before you get knocked up.

Casey is reliving the '90's, Tristan is NOT a stage mom, and the moms kinda remember to talk about Father's Day.

Tristan has pepper-lungs, Beau's love hurts, and special guest Lisa tells the moms what it's like to deliver a baby... that she didn't know was in there.

Tristan loves bedrooms full of snakes and farts, Casey has a new place to store snacks, and the moms’ moms submit to a momterrogation. Beau wants MORE.

Tristan lives in squalor, Kayce was in a music video, and the moms talk to special guest Sarah about her time as a Family Consultant and Case Manager.

Tristan doesn't know anything about mopping. Or birth. Casey thinks she's a super-mom (until she says it out loud), and the moms catch up with friend Sharla after her all-natural water birth.

Beau and Nellie look like they've been in a bar fight, Tristan and Casey should really be movie critics, and the moms talk to the Meagan Gordon Scheuerman about her book, Babies are the Worst: A Memoir About Motherhood, PPD, & Beyond.

Tristan does not get murdered (yet), don't let Kayce in your bathroom, and past guests call in to give updates to celebrate one year of podcasting.

Tristan gets the praise she craves from daycare, Kayce doesn't deserve to watch TV again, and the moms talk to Ada - a mother of 6, grandma of 12, and great-grandma to 1.

Tristan goes out after dark for pleasure, Kayce has been to the ER once for a super cool reason, and the moms interview Tristan's niece, future mom, and all around cool kid, Eliza.

Beau learns "MINE", Nellie has an outfit for too many occasions, and the moms still don't know any songs, but do take on the task of talking about pregnancy loss.

The plague makes its way through the homes of Tristan and Kayce, and the moms share tons of listener-submitted mom brains. Spoiler Alert: your keys are probably in the fridge.

Kayce and Beau get a mystery gift in the mail, Tristan NEEDS HELP, and the moms talk about the work life balance that never seems to actually balance.

Beau dumps Kayce so she can go back to work, Nellie calls all the shots, and the moms pick up where they left off with Janell and her twins.

Tristan is introduced to tantrums, Kayce reenters the workforce, and guest Janell talks about her journey with premie twins with special needs.

Tristan calls in from THE GREAT SMOKY MOUNTAINS, Beau goes to the doctor, and the moms talk to Dr. Natalie Ham about natural medicine, healing and infertility.

Tristan's week was worse than yours, Kayce caves in, and Baddest mom and children's author Jameeleh Shelo joins the moms to talk about her book Laith the Lion goes to Palestine. Get a copy at laiththelion.com

Tristan might start properly caring for Nellie, Kayce thinks Beau's teething again (but probably not really), and the moms pick up where they left off with foster mom, Amy.

Nellie has secrets, Kayce's home was broken into... by no one, and the moms talk to foster mom, Amy, about her journey to parenthood.

Christmas made the moms forget how to podcast, Tristan is a good girl, and Kayce's boobs are unruly. And it's the year of the pig.

Nellie is the next Julie Andrews (or maybe Gallagher), Beau literally bounces back, and the moms realize they may be to immature for children's books.

Tristan gets angry about China AND Shakespeare, Kayce's on the road again, and special guest Kate tells the moms what it's like to be a mother to kids that already have one.

The moms each have a very lovely Thanksgiving, and a real nightmare day after that. And Tristan's too quiet. Or Kayce's too loud. Maybe both. (But don't worry - we've got it fixed for future episodes!)

Nellie goes cold turkey, Kayce slept, and the moms break down another first birthday party.

Tristan is getting a little "extra" about Nellie's party, Kayce thinks Ott the Robot needs oil, and the baddest listeners let us know what they call stuff.

Tristan is a crafting queen, Kayce goes back to the scary place, and special guest Loretta recounts losing her spouse as a mother of four.

Kayce has a stick up her butt, Tristan proves she has emotions, and special guest Jo tells the moms what it's like to have more than one baby. At once.

Tristan is a rising star in track and field, Kayce's sanity continues to be thwarted by pacifiers, and guest Molly talks about the highs and lows of having your baby come out of the bigger hole.

Kayce needs someone to protect Beau from her trying to help, Tristan doesn’t know how to outdoors, and the moms don't want to judge, but...

Kayce is now a sexy baritone man, Tristan wants her nipples back and Hollie comes to talk about the wild world of raising a family as an Army wife and mom.

Beau gets captured by a Spooky witch, Tristan is a brilliant inventor, and we get insight into the moms' parenting skills based on their stellar babysitting records.

The moms teach a master class on sign language and ruin wallets for everyone, and special guest Nick Johne stops by to give insight into life as a stay-at-home dad to a daughter with autism and epilepsy.

Tristan really sticks it to Chris for abandoning her for a week, Kayce wins a prestigious award, and special guest Bridget horrifies/educates the moms with tales of carb-counting while pregnant

Beau's doctor provides a little insight on the milk situation, Kayce and Tristan know even less about pop culture than parenting, and we celebrate mom fails with lots of write-ins from our listeners.

Beau is a robot puppy, Tristan picks and interesting episode to worry about things being "gender-appropriate", and special guest Rebecca drops by to tell us what it's like to be a transgender mom.

Kayce has a one-year-old, Nellie gets a job at the plant, and the moms beg for help on how to transition away from bottles

Tristan is a budding chef, Kayce might not like children, and guest Elizabeth talks about having three kids in three decades.