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jenn and matthew take the ultimate test of friendship — will they continue to be farters in paradise??? also: BREAKING NEWS — what were the most popular baby names in 1840? the first five i couldn’t believe — the next three? Changed My Life. also, t-boz from TLC sings a taco bell theme song.

Episode Fourteen. matthew discusses his harrowing time at taco bell during jury duty, max sings a brand new song inspired by "kokomo" by the beach boys, malkmus celebrates his SIXTH birthday (WOW! -- HOW MANY YEARS IS THAT IN HUMAN YEARS???!), and all three watch the trailer for "biodome" in celebration of its 20th anniversary!

crazy sexy cool solo ep with just matthew at the fog horn. there's singing and dancing (to and fro), matthew's sister had an awesome baby, babette from gilmore girls makes a FINAL APPEARANCE, and i think like four other things are discussed maybe (oh yeah LL COOL J, now i remember)

jenn and matthew finally pick an actual topic to discuss (nightmares) but end up mostly talking about anything but that you like panic attacks? you like getting your hair cut? you like 90s gimmick foods? you like wondering if stephen king is like a cheesy dad? well then say a prayer for jiffy pop because that’s what this episode is about you guys i dunno

Episode Eleven. Jennifer Lisa learns how to play the ukulele, Stephen Kao plays the harp and it’s absolutely terrifying, and Matthew wants to discuss pet clothing in the summertime. TWO BABBETTE OF THE DAYS IN THIS ONE! (SORRY FOR THE AUDIO QUALITY THIS IS A CHEAP ASS PODCAST)

Episode Ten. TENTH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL!! max and matthew continue last week's theme with the following: what exactly is bone marrow you guys?? horse performance grass death rattles clown CEOs pop tart bubble baths and other stuff ya goofs!

conversation with Ashley Rice this week. COOL we talk about what other words there are for "boobs" ashley does a few great impressions (i do really bad ones) also ashley reveals the first monologue she ever performed and it's a doozy!!!!

Episode Eight. Cool dude Max and increasingly anxious Matthew talk about how terrible scones are among other things, some of which are listed below: Can only small people like Matthew effectively do small talk? If you're tall, is it tall talk? What is Loverboy's great(est) hit? I forget!! Why is it so hard to traverse the Coffee Ocean? If you smoke pot drugs under water, is it CORAL REEFer????? Gosh this is a good one!

jenn and matthew discuss which "sister sister" theme song is best, and how much pizazz they might have. also, matthew's computer is seriously on the fritz and won't stop playing 70s hits. weird!!!!

Road trip to Ohio. Talk to Dad about his rock and roll past. He was in a band called Black Hammer, you guys. That band had a herd of biker groupies! Also, he kills plants easily and no one calls him anymore.

Episode Five. jenn and matthew struggle with self-deprecation and trying our best to not accidentally totally screw up our future kids. please consider the arts!!

Jennifer Lisa is back, wow. This week we discuss that feeling you get when you're on that vacation you take once every five years and would rather be at home after a few hours. ALSO, WHAT IS ESCAPISM FOR AN ANT??? OR A HORSE?? WELL, BUCKLE UP BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT!!!!

EPISODE THREE Karman and I discuss death and anxiety and depression and heroin at McDonalds, and celebrate farting in public bathrooms.

guest: max we talk about economics (micro, not macro), do really good "frasier" impressions and ponder a couple of serious lines from the masterwork "vanilla sky"!

This week, I discuss things with Jennifer Lisa, my BFF, about a lot of 90s garbage. And Nintendogs. Always Nintendogs.