Brain Garbage

Sorry for the background noise, recorded on a whim. Also, after an investigation (aka a simple google search) apparently neither of us know what “dystopian” means. Another thing, I'm not high - just stupid. Sooo. Enjoy this garbage.

[DISCLAIMER: A whole lot of TMI, probably don't eat while listening unless you're a sick fuck] Come get a little insight into a very condensed version of female bonding. The intention was girl talk but it turned into an ARRAY of topics all over the place and I am not upset about it at all. From birth control to cookies to (the obvious topic) SEX, thank you so much Cat for chatting with me and being so lovely and honest. Seriously such a pleasure. Sorry for the background noise, sorry for my ugly crackling, not sorry for the foul language and the disturbing images that may haunt you hereafter.

Wine buzzed and plain silly, join us for a few dirty (in an innocent way, like literally gross) and a tad morbid Would You Rather questions during our girls night in! Big thanks to Sally for taking part in entertaining all my ridiculous questions! [Also, I am well aware that my posting is inconsistent af. But hey, like real life non-hypothetical diarrhea, it comes when it comes].

What's up with our obsession with serial killers? And speaking for myself, sushi (but we didn't get into that). Also how would WE get away with murder? Welcome back the OGs Sam and John from episode one! What a way to end the year. [side note: please excuse the keyboard noise but hey that's extra ASMR for ya right there] Sam requested an extra little disclaimer: we have absolutely NOTHING against Mexico.

I'm currently in the process of PLANNING to move in with my SO. It's such a big leap to take with someone and naturally there are some jitters so I sought out some much needed advice from a friend who just went through the process. Huge thanks to Alyssa for all your tips and tricks. I'm looking so forward to this cohabitation. The process of moving in together will be a beautiful chaos for all.

I am far from having my life together but here are a few points that I think are part of my progression to a full blown mega ultra adult. Thank you to Anna for contributing a younger (ish) persons perspective. I apologize in advance for any sidetracking and the STUTTERING

Dating in real-time from the POV of a man. I learned A LOT of new information about men y'all. Thank you Adrian for being honest, free spoken, and thought provoking. I put average in quotes because you claimed you are but I do think you're far from average. [Disclaimer: I am in no position to give any sort of advice on ANYTHING, let alone dating. Sorry in advance for my ugly/nervous crackling. Also sorry to Wendy's]

This one is mainly for the LADIES, but gentlemen can listen in too. I'm also not promoting anything, these are just methods that I prefer and that work for my lifestyle. Enjoy this informational (maybe TMI) episode!

We are our own worst critic. I am constantly picking at myself for my downfalls and flaws. It's important to take a moment and show ourselves some well deserved appreciation and love. (Wow, I pretty much summed up my entire episode in 3 sentences)

My most embarrassing shit story shared with my friends for the first time