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The Betoota Advocate Podcast
Bureau of Meteorology Says Property Developers Are About To Learn Why They've Been Warning Them Against Building These Fucking Windless Black And Grey Hell Scapes On The Low-Lying Outskirts Of Major Cities Without So Much As A Fucking Tree To Sit Under,

The Betoota Advocate Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2023 7:49


Effie Bateman and Clancy Overall wrap up all the biggest stories from the week - live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota. Get an Exclusive NordVPN deal here: https://nordvpn.com/betoota. It's risk-free with Nord's 30-day money-back guarantee Betoota on Instagram Betoota on TikTok Produced by DM PodcastsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ranting with Randi (Podcast) - randi lauren klein
Podcasts That Charge Fees After Three Fucking Episodes Fucking Suck and Wow A Screamer Of A Fight Across Tha Hall

Ranting with Randi (Podcast) - randi lauren klein

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2023 40:00


This was supposed to be just a short quick RANT about Podcasts that charge fees to listen to the rest of their episodes after you listen to the first 3 for fucking free. That shit ain't cool. Just tell us it costs money from tha jump. Otherwise let us fast forward thru the ads & finish what the fuck we started.....and then outta nowhere the neighbor across the halls goes fucking NUTS. Screaming some insane bullshit & I hope it wasn't the new "roommate" who just moved in...But like always blame the white folks. Oy. What a fucking mess that guy is. And welcome to the first episode of mind ya biznass. Then we ramble on about some other shit because it's a live instagram/podcast without a script and that''s how we roll. GO GET VACCINATED. CHECK ON YA PEOPLE AND THANKS FOR LISTENING.

My So Called Mess
Episode 163 Fucking Papers

My So Called Mess

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2023 48:24


Rachel and Eddie talk about football, school, fame memoirs, TV, PTA and SO much more!

Krystine's FLR Podcast
EP: 0318 - Female Led Relationships - A quick catch-up

Krystine's FLR Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2023 23:17


Navigating through life's ups and downs can often lead to unexpected discoveries. That's exactly what happened when I dove into a wellness coaching journey with a professional dominatrix, who opened up a new world of perspectives and led me to explore Female-led relationships. In this heart-to-heart episode, I unwrap my recent experiences and share my exciting plans for a couples' meet-up in Vegas to delve deeper into this realm. From sharing my personal coaching journey to pondering over the possible activities for our get-together, this episode promises a thoughtful exploration of these exciting dynamics.Interestingly, I'm also planning to extend coaching sessions through Patreon, and I share my thoughts on how it can be personalized to you, the listener. In between these plans, I also talk about attending a camp, my upcoming travel to Missouri, and my honest experiences navigating social situations. Most importantly, I reach out to a former patron to emphasize the value I place on the connections formed through this podcast. Tune in for a glimpse into a journey that intertwines wellness coaching with a female-led dynamic, along with a candid conversation about life's various facets.Support the showAll Socials: https://linktr.ee/KrystineKelloggOwwll AppI invite you to enter my invitation code "FLR" for exclusive access and a FREE $10 to use to 1 on 1 call anyone you'd like! (Hopefully me!) Apple AndroidOwwll Podcast: Here Want to support the podcast and be involved with the behind-the-scenes, including voting on episode topics, as well as tiptoe with me into this whole "coaching" thing Find me on Patreon!Check out Control! (It's a psuedo-autobiographical storyline podcast that we produce)For more juicy content - Erotic Stories Podcast Spotify iHeartTheme Music by Wes @ https://www.fiverr.com/share/YokLQN (Thank you Wes!!!)

This Is Your Afterlife
IT'S A F**KING STICK Episode 1: It's a Fucking Stick

This Is Your Afterlife

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2023 62:58


This is a podcast in which two comedians, Ariel Elias and Dave Maher, talk about the television program "Survivor." It is not a recap podcast. Each episode, we chose a single moment from the show's 40+ seasons and connected it to comedy, creativity, our personal lives, our relationship to each other, and so many other things. It's a hangout show with "Survivor" as the starting point.We only recorded five episodes of It's a Fucking Stick, which means now it's a miniseries dedicated to promoting Dave's new one-man show, Here to Make Friends, which both contains a lot of "Survivor" material and requires no previous knowledge of "Survivor" to enjoy. In Episode 1, we talk about the podcast's titular moment, from Season 16, Episode 9, "I'm in Such a Hot Pickle!"Get tickets to Here to Make Friends at the Neo-Futurist Theater in Chicago from 9/28/23-10/1/23!Follow Ariel @ariel_comedy on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok.Follow Dave @thisisdavemaher on Twitter and Instagram.IAFS' music is made by Mike Malarkey, who you can follow on IG @malarkeymike or listen to on Spotify.

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Minion Death Cult
Sorry, did you want to get immersed in our world? Well, guess what. FUCKING PRONOUNS!!! (UNLOCKED)

Minion Death Cult

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2023 51:38


We're still on vacation so we're unlocking a fun Patreon ep from last week. Check out the new shirt and poster here: http://miniondeathcult.com ALSO: MORE GENDER. A Mexican gender reveal party leaves a pilot dead, and conservative readers settle on blaming millennials and teachers(?)  We cap the episode off with some good news in the form of opinion polling showing that a sizeable majority of US adults don't think teachers are groomers or should spend classes fighting woke ideology. Sign up at patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get 2 bonus episodes a week

Going Rogue With Caitlin Johnstone
Barack Obama Belongs In A Fucking Cage

Going Rogue With Caitlin Johnstone

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2023 9:02


The Twitter account of America's 44th president just casually shared some links to organizations providing relief to the victims of the terrible flooding in Libya, which as of this writing has already killed thousands of people. And that would of course be a fine and normal thing for America's 44th president to do - had America's 44th president not personally played a massive role in paving the way to the devastation we're seeing in Libya today. Reading by Tim Foley.

Paranoi Radio Podcast
NEVER FORGET! W/ Flash from Flashy_News1 & Trebles

Paranoi Radio Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2023 33:06


Never Forget. Never forget? Never forget that a governor cannot can limit law abiding citizens the right to bare arms? Never forget that you took respirators from dying elders to get $75,000 dollars from the state? Or that you already built a new vac and began shipping massive amounts of body bags to every corner of every fucking smart city clogged with 3rd world roads and infrastructure? Wait, wait,,, never forget what? That JOE BIDEN disrespected a UNITED STATED Veteran on camera & can't remember to walk straight or even attend the 911 memorial? Never forget what??? That the same fucking year the twin towers finished construction was the same fucking year they adopted the number 911 as the national emergency number? Remember that??? Fucking right we do!! We are here coast to coast, now and livid! Please give a warm welcome to my east coast freedom fighting brother in arms, Patriot, father, husband and ruthless destroyer of fantasies. Flash from Flashy_News1!! LFG!!!! /// Follow Flash @Flashy_News1 on IG https://instagram.com/flashy_news1?igshid=MWZjMTM2ODFkZg== Visit us @ParanoiRadio https://linktr.ee/Paranoiradio Thank you!☂️☂️☂️☂️☂️☂️

Spun Today with Tony Ortiz
#243 – Two Broadway Musicals, Succession and GOATs doing GOAT $hit!

Spun Today with Tony Ortiz

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2023 51:49


In this episode I speak about watching two Broadway Musicals: MJ and Back to the Future!  I also speak about watching the HBO series, Succession and wrap it up with another addition to our legendary segment “GOATs doing GOAT $hit” where we celebrate the true champions of greatness and highlight the phenomenal achievements of extraordinary individuals.   The Spun Today Podcast is a Podcast that is anchored in Writing, but unlimited in scope.  Give it a whirl.    Twitter: https://twitter.com/spuntoday Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/spuntoday/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@spuntoday    Website: http://www.spuntoday.com/home Newsletter: http://www.spuntoday.com/subscribe   Links referenced in this episode: MJ the Musical: https://newyork.mjthemusical.com/ Michael Jackson - Dangerous Diary MTV 1992 HD: https://youtu.be/OWC5uPK93fE?si=MQpzBldf_k9gqxoO   Back to the Future the Musical: https://www.backtothefuturemusical.com/new-york/   Succession: https://www.hbo.com/succession/season-1   Rebirth of a Bad Boy: Diddy Explains Handing Over Publishing Rights & Reveals His ‘Total Truth' https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news/rebirth-of-a-bad-boy-diddy-explains-handing-over-publishing-rights-reveals-his-total-truth/ar-AA1gEX69   Get your Podcast Started Today! https://signup.libsyn.com/?promo_code=SPUN (Use Promo code SPUN and get up to 2-months of free service!)   Check out all the Spun Today Merch, and other ways to help support this show! https://www.spuntoday.com/support   Check out my Books: Make Way for You – Tips for getting out of your own way & FRACTAL – A Time Travel Tale http://www.spuntoday.com/books/ (e-Book & Paperback are now available).   Fill out my Spun Today Questionnaire if you're passionate about your craft.  I'll share your insight and motivation on the Podcast: http://www.spuntoday.com/questionnaire/    Shop on Amazon using this link, to support the Podcast: http://www.amazon.com//ref=as_sl_pc_tf_lc?&tag=sputod0c-20&camp=216797&creative=446321&linkCode=ur1&adid=104DDN7SG8A2HXW52TFB&&ref-refURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spuntoday.com%2Fcontact%2F   Shop on iTunes using this link, to support the Podcast: https://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewTop?genreId=38&id=27820&popId=42&uo=10   Shop at the Spun Today store for Mugs, T-Shirts and more: https://viralstyle.com/store/spuntoday/tonyortiz   Background Music: Autumn 2011 - Loxbeats   Outro Background Music: https://www.bensound.com   Spun Today Logo by: https://www.naveendhanalak.com/   Sound effects are credited to: http://www.freesfx.co.uk   Listen on: iTunes | Spotify | Stitcher | Pocket Casts | Google Podcasts | YouTube | Website   EPISODE TRANSCRIPT [00:00:00] What up? What up, folks? What's going on? Welcome to the Spun Today podcast, the only podcast that is anchored in writing, but unlimited in scope. I'm your host, Tony Ortiz, and I appreciate you listening. This is episode 243 of the Spun Today podcast. And in this episode, I speak about two Broadway musicals, which I can't believe I took this long to mention them, especially for one in particular. So definitely stay tuned for that. I also speak about watching the Succession Series. An HBO series that I was definitely late to, but had the added benefit of being late in that it allowed me to binge the entire series. And lastly, I wrap it up with another addition to our legendary segment goats doing goat shit where we celebrate the true champions of greatness and highlight the phenomenal achievements of extraordinary individuals. Stay tuned for all that good stuff. But first I wanted to tell you [00:01:00] guys about a. Quick way that you can help support the spun today podcast. Your support is greatly appreciated. Not only can it help out financially to help keep the lights on in good old spun today studios, but it definitely adds fuel to the motivational fire that I rely on to continue putting out episodes. And even more importantly, finding time to write. Nay, making time to write. So thank you. Thank you. Thank you to each and one of you, to each and every one of you that have shown your support to date. And thank in advance to each of you that will show support in the future. Here is one quick way that you can help support the Spun Today podcast. Definitely stay tuned for the outro of the episode where I'll tell you about a bunch of other ways that you can show your support. But here is one of those ways. And we'll jump right into the episode. The first musical that I wanted to tell you guys about was MJ, the [00:02:00] musical. Here is the official synopsis. He's one of the greatest entertainers of all time. Now, Michael Jackson's unique and unparalleled artistry has finally arrived on Broadway in a brand new musical centered around the making of his 1992 dangerous world tour. And created by Tony award winning director, choreographer, Christopher And two time Pulitzer Prize winner Lynn Nottage, MJ goes beyond the singular moves and signature sound of the star, offering a rare look at the creative mind and collaborative spirit that catapulted Jackson into legendary status. I went to check this out with my best friend, Steven. Shout out to Steven's Spun Today alumni, who has been on the pod several times in the past. We thought it would be cool to check out. You know, kid touching and molestation and all that, which has obviously [00:03:00] tarnished Michael Jackson and how we view him, all that aside. And I know in and of itself, it's like a controversial topic where some folks are like, no, they're all 100 percent rumors and nothing like that ever happened. Nothing was ever proven in court. And then the other folks on the other side where say. You know, the rumors have been rumors for decades for a reason. It's all true. It was even worse. I know the audience is split when it comes to that. From an artistic body of work perspective, he's obviously, as the little synopsis says there, one of the most legendary entertainers of all time. Now from attending and, you know, watching this musical, And for someone who likes going to like Broadway plays and musicals and enjoys that genre of art and acting and singing and stuff like that as a consumer, from that perspective, [00:04:00] we had a great time. And Michael Jackson in his heyday, I was a kid for that, a little kid, but I obviously know his music and his body of work and I think you'd be hard pressed not to find. Or to find someone that wasn't aware of any of it, but I obviously never saw him live or anything like that going to see this play, though, the way they did it, you definitely get that experience, albeit at a much smaller scale, but you definitely get the, like, you feel you're watching Michael Jackson. That's how good of a performance, not just the Michael Jackson characters did with it. But just the entire cast and the world that they built and created around it. And from a storytelling perspective, it was interesting how they did it. Because it is this very, and I guess, makes sense. In terms of it being like a deliberate conscious [00:05:00] move to do it this way. So you don't have to bring in a lot of like the things we know about Michael now. The allegations and court cases and... Drug abuse and, and stuff like that. So they didn't have to bring too much of that into the story because again, from a storytelling perspective, it's a very myopic focused view of his time around his 1992 dangerous world tour, which is his biggest tour ever. One of the biggest tours ever. And it was chronicling, the buildup to that, all the practice sessions. And how he was as an artist getting ready for that performance. And in the play, there is an MTV crew that was given access to chronicle this whole thing to do a, a piece on, you know, this very much anticipated world tour, which was based on true events that MTV [00:06:00] piece. Actually exists and I'll link to it in the episode notes for you guys to check out. So we got to see this interesting view of. That MTV camera crew. Trying to put together their creative vision of this documentary. While also getting close enough. Access to Michael Jackson to see his inner workings and stuff like that and picking up on. Certain things like. The beginnings of his drug addictions, which we know now ultimately led to his death in that he had a private doctor giving him shots or like IVs of trim butyral or something like that. I forget the exact medication name of what he ultimately died of, but it's supposed to be a strong ass, sleep aid. And so much so that he was getting that shit [00:07:00] injected on a nightly basis just to be able to try to get some sleep. And ultimately that's what he died of. And the doctor that was prescribing him the medication wanted him to go to jail for a few years and losing his medical license, I believe. But in the play, it shows him getting drugs from his manager or other folks like that were part of the stage team. I think it was his manager. And you get some insight into the all too common story of, you know, people in positions of power, whether it's in our music, politics, whatever, just having a circle of yes men and women around them that do what they want and don't really check them. And we saw that through the lens of, again, the beginnings of his drug addiction. And we also saw that same dynamic playing out with his financial team and how he wanted to pay for [00:08:00] this over the top concert and do like never before happened things like him being shot out of not a cannon, but something that shoots, shoots him out and onto the stage and him running out of money. And then Pushing his accountant and his financial team to mortgage Neverland Ranch, where he lived just to continue funding this artistic vision that he had, even though all the financial folks around him, lawyers, accountants, financial advisors warned him against it, he still ultimately got his way, i. e. via these yes men. So that was definitely interesting to see. They also showed. A direct correlation between his abusive childhood with how Joseph Jackson, the father was always depicted as, you know, being super, super hard stage dad, forcing them to practice [00:09:00] all the kids when they were the Jackson five for hours and hours on end, no breaks, didn't really have a childhood. You know, they had fame when they were young. So they didn't have a, you know, especially Michael being the youngest. Of them, of the Jackson 5, or second youngest, I believe. But never really having a childhood, or traditional childhood. They showed correlations of that, instilled hard work ethic. And they kind of papered over the, physical abuse in the play. With how hard Michael Jackson was on his crew and the choreographers and everything. And the dance team around him and how they were all exhausted and he would force them to to work hours on end just like his dad did to him and kind of showing that traumatic shift, trauma shift of, you know, him being the recipient of that and then dishing it out as he got older in the same exact way [00:10:00] and then seeing himself as, you know, becoming his father in that sense. But the play did a great job in also showing different. Stages within Michael Jackson's life, they showed him as a child, you know, as a flashback scene, because the entire thing again takes place around him working up to this dangerous world tour and being interviewed by the MTV crew and them filming and interviewing him in between rehearsals, etc. But while they were interviewing him, he would flash back and tell stories of childhood, of his mother and his father, Jackson 5, transitioning, going solo. And you got to see different actors, which did a phenomenal job of playing Michael Jackson. Now we did go on an off day, I think it was like a Tuesday or Wednesday. So every cast member, including Michael Jackson, wasn't necessarily the best. Number ones, if you will. I believe the young Michael [00:11:00] was, but I don't believe the middle Michael that they showed as well as the older Michael Jackson that's being interviewed. I think he was also the understudy, but I mean, these are all top tier phenomenal actors, right? All did an amazing job. And we got to hear all the hits, all Michael Jackson's hits, all Jackson five hits. And it really did feel like a Michael Jackson concert experience as a narrative choice. Again, it does seem to me to have been a deliberate choice to tell this story from a specific point in time. And in doing so not have to, or I guess they had the ability to paper over all the negatives that we know of Michael, like the drug abuse and child molestation allegations, so on and so forth. So you definitely lose something historically. From that perspective, but as a piece of [00:12:00] entertainment, we do wind up enjoying a shitload of music and just how they put the musical together. It was definitely an entertaining watch. And I definitely recommend it. MJ the musical, check it out back to the future. The musical, if you guys know anything about me, I am a huge, Back to the Future fan. I've spoken about the movie multiple times. I've highlighted how the screenplay for Back to the Future 1 is considered a perfect screenplay and I think it's taught in theater classes. It's my personal favorite trilogy of any genre, any movies, all time. And I've also said, controversial to some, that it's one of the rare occasions where the sequel, Back to the Future 2. is even better than the first movie. And I know that's blasphemous for some folks to hear. And even I myself go back and forth [00:13:00] between that thought from time to time. But just from the creativity of it alone to delve back into the first movie through the second movie and find ways to tie into the first movie, And make things that already existed within the first movie, make them that way because of the actions of the second movie, which was filmed and created. I think it was something like five years later. It's just fucking amazing from, from that standpoint. And I'm such a fan that my debut novel fractal Available now, SpunToday. com forward slash books, so you can find all the links of all the different places where you can find it. Back to the Future is an inspiration for that story. It is a time travel tale, as I like to say. Furthermore, I dedicated that book to my first [00:14:00] born Aiden, and the quote, the very first quote after the dedication section of the book, is a quote. From back to the future, part one from George McFly to Marty McFly, stating, if you put your mind to it, you can accomplish absolutely anything in him speaking to writing his first novel. So there's a complete tie in on multiple levels there. I fucking love it. I literally have a life size replica of the hoverboard immediately to my left right now. That said, I signed up, or, like, I follow all the different Back to the Future fan pages, official, unofficial. And I saw months before that they were developing the musical. I also subscribed to a bunch of different newsletters having to do with Back to the Future and the DMC newsletter, even from the DeLorean Motor Company. And I signed up to be alerted when the pre sales went on, [00:15:00] and I bought these tickets months in advance, I think something like seven months in advance. That's how much I was anticipating going. So I copped the tickets and my wife and I, shout out to Zoila, sponsored alum, went to go see it and had an amazing time. Being such a fan holding, I'm both holding the musical to a very high bar. I don't want them to fuck it up while at the same time being completely biased and knowing that I'll find a way to love it some way or another. So holding my love for the story. And the history of the film aside, as much as is humanly possible and attempting to be objective, I personally thought they knocked it out the park. Now they clearly didn't have, I'm not sure if Back to the Future, if it's old enough, I think it came out in 89, where the story itself is public domain or if they actually got the rights to [00:16:00] retell the story in this format. Because I don't believe that Robert Zemeckis and Bob Gale were involved with the musical. I could be wrong, but I don't believe they were. And I wonder if certain choices that they made throughout the musical had to do with not having the full rights, or if they had to do with just trying to retell the story on the stage. Because although it was still very, very, very true to the original Back to the Future 1 film, which was another thing that I was curious about if they were going to try to encapsulate all three films within the musical, but it wasn't. It was just a retelling of the first one. But everything is not, you know, word for word, verbatim, although it does have a lot of the same key scenes. But then... Certain other key, certain other key scenes. For example, the famous skateboard [00:17:00] scene in front of the diner, when Biff and his crew chase Marty and wind up crashing into the manure truck and Marty's getting around the skateboard, they didn't redo that scene, but in its place, they kind of extend the scene of the lunchroom where. Marty first confronts Biff, you know, where they both kind of grab each other and make fists and they're about to punch each other, but then Strickland shows up and breaks it up, essentially. And Biff tells him, why don't you make like a tree and, and get out of here. They elongated that scene instead and made that the chase scene and made it so that Biff was chasing Marty throughout the lunchroom. He was jumping over tables and hitting him with lunch trays and running through the school. And they had an original musical number there. So they took certain liberties that way. I guess it was easier to do [00:18:00] it that way. If it wasn't a licensing issue or concern, it was easier, it must have been easier to put that together versus the actual skateboard scene and having multiple cars and etc. But it was something that I was curious about. It was kind of interactive in that, you know, like they had the enchantment on the the sea dance and during it when Marvin Barry and the Starlighters are playing Earth Angel there were in the actual theater there was Bubbles, there was a bubble machine or something. There was bubbles going all throughout so we were in the first few rows and you know, we could swat the bubbles and that kind of built the atmosphere around around the whole thing And of course he did the Johnny B. Good scene in terms of the cast, all phenomenal. The gentleman who plays doc killed it. Oh, and that was another thing also, they did not do the, you know, terrorist Libyan terrorist [00:19:00] shooting scene, which I guess to make it more PG they made it that doc was using the plutonium for the 1. 21 gigawatt reaction that he needs. Within the flux capacitor to make the time travel possible, but that he was using an old radiation suit, which wasn't completely insulated. And that's how he wound up dying initially versus getting shot by the terrorists. But yeah, the gentleman who played doc amazing, super funny, steals the show. The guy who plays Marty's spot on, did a great job. But the person who played Crispin Glover's character of George McFly dead on balls accurate to quote Marissa Tomei fucking amazing spot on like they could reshoot back to the future drop this gentleman in place of [00:20:00] Kristen Crispin Glover who legend has it was like an absolute asshole on set and that's why he wasn't in part two or three, but. Drop him into that role and you wouldn't tell the difference. He was amazing. Fucking awesome. The guy who played Biff was really good. Really looked the part. Which brings me to the number one star of the show. The DeLorean. They did it so ill that it looked like an actual real DeLorean that was up there. I guess they just, you know, it's just like the outsides or whatever, but it really looked like an actual replica real DeLorean. And it's obviously the moment that all the fans are anticipating the most, you know, when they first see the DeLorean, which they did the big reveal and like the same same way at Twin Pines mall, [00:21:00] which then becomes Lone Pines mall at the end when Marty runs over. Old Man Peabody's Pine Tree. Symbolizing how the littlest change in the past could affect have a ripple effect on the future. But they did an amazing job with the car itself and then with the actual time travel sequence. So the theater, the decor of it, can't also, this is how it also immersed the, the crowd aside from the bubbles thing from, from earlier. The decor. The balconies on the sides, on the left, on the left and the right, they were also part of the decor. Like there weren't people sitting in the seats there. Instead, they had this metal widgets and circuitry spanning all of the balconies. And during the time travel sequence, like when Marty accidentally goes back to 1955, all those start lighting up in different [00:22:00] colors and it's reminiscent of the flux capacitor and the lights around the actual DeLorean, which they also show and really immerse you and bring you into it in that way. And then at the end, which was even more amazing because they could have just done that again. They with like a crane or something, something you couldn't see, but some sort of lift, they lift up the DeLorean. For the scene where, you know, the clock tower scene when he's going back to the future. They lift up the DeLorean and push it forward into the crowd. So it's hovering above us almost. Like above, the first couple rows. Not completely, but just enough for it to be off of the stage. Can you imagine the fucking lawsuit that thing would have fallen or something? But obviously it was secure and it was just so ill the way they did it. And I couldn't have been happier with Back to the Future the musical. I definitely, definitely highly recommend.[00:23:00] If I have the chance to see it again, I definitely will. Tickets should be a lot more reasonable now. That's the only issue I had with it. Although I was willing to pay, so whatever. But apparently it's not doing well, or as well as anticipated. And the. Ticket prices. I checked the day of for my same seat and it Was like 40 percent less in terms of the actual pricing But that aside it was an amazing experience. I Loved every bit of it. If you're back to the future fan as I am you will too Back to the future the musical Check it out HBO's original series succession Is a series that ran from 2018 to 2023. Like I mentioned in the intro, I didn't start watching the series until 2023. Literally while the final season was, was airing. [00:24:00] So, that came with the benefit of being able to binge it and see it all the way through. But in terms of sharing some of my personal takeaways and tidbits here. It's it shows a bit out of the zeitgeist. And some references might be dated, but we'll share them nonetheless for posterity. Here is the official synopsis. The Roy family is known for controlling the biggest media and entertainment company in the world. However, their world changes when their father steps down from the company. And as we like to do here on the Spun Today podcast, I wanted to shout out each and every one of the writers, starting with the show's creator, Jesse Armstrong. Followed by Jamie Carragher, Susan Soon Hee Stanton, Alice Birch, Miriam Batty, She a Batty, she knows she a 10. Georgia Pritchett, Tony Roche, Nathan Elston, Callie Hirshaway, [00:25:00] John Brown, Will Tracy, Lucy Preble, Jonathan Glaser, Ted Cohen, Anna Jordan, Mary Laws, and Will Arbery. Shout out to each and every one of the writers on Succession who put together an amazing show. And I particularly want to shout out the, the writers in this particular series, because they took what is the embodiment of quote unquote evil rich people, you know, just like the vile borderline sociopathic Narcissistic archetype of, you know, the greedy, quote, unquote, greedy, rich people. And they made us, the viewers, through the strong characters that they created, that the writers created, and that the actors, which were phenomenal, and I'll speak to it in a minute, brought to life. They made us, as the audience, connect [00:26:00] with those characters, and in some cases, in a lot of cases, actually root for them to win. Which, if you take a step back and look at the ruthlessness with how they navigate the world with little to no care of who or how they affected others. When you look at it objectively through that lens, it's like, fuck these people. But since they're developed so richly as characters, and it's such a character driven show in my opinion. we still connect with them and root for them on a human level. And that I think is a testament again to just amazing writing. So shout out again to the writers there. Now the cast absolutely killed it. Kieran Culkin is one of my favorite characters. He plays Roman Roy, the youngest of the four children. Brian Cox is the matriarch, the Rupert Murdoch like character who [00:27:00] created this Conglomerate multi billion dollar company. He's just amazing. Tom Wombs Gans played by Matthew McFadden. Such a cool character. Very selfish. It turns out as, as all of them have traits of selfishness, but he was in it for himself from the jump and. He plays possum throughout, so much so that he's married to Shiv Roy, the daughter, played by Sarah Snook, also does a great job, but she's like a, you know, princess, always gets what she wants, kinda has the quote unquote trophy husband, cheats on him, and he just takes it all, and his character is such that you hate him at first, so. because he's such a pushover and you're like yo stand up for yourself you fucking pussy then you wind up rooting for [00:28:00] him then you wind up finding out that either he's been running a game the entire time or he just got caught up in it and began running a game somewhere along the line and became fed up great characters both in real life British I believe it's a good job with the American accents there Same as Logan Logan Roy's character, Brian Cox. And by British, that's just my dumb American interpretation of their accent. You know, it could be Australian, Zealand, or who knows. Conroy, the eldest half brother played by Alan Ruck. Shout out to Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Really cool character. Shout out to the Conheads out there. Jeremy Strong. Not the eldest, but the eldest of the full siblings of the three, you know, Kieran Culkin's character, Sarah Snook's character, and himself, Kendall Roy. He was the heir to the throne, if you will. And in the very [00:29:00] first episode, which sets the stage for the entire series, the first half of the episode is him going through The process of getting ready to take over the company because the father had announced his retirement. He was gonna step down Kendall Roy is gonna take over and in that very first episode the father winds up Literally fucking him over and saying nah, I changed my mind. He's like, wait, what my You changed your mind. I'm supposed to take over next week. He was like now let's give it a couple more years I decided to stay on He was like, but we announced it to the world and the, you know, it's a publicly traded company and the stock and this and that and blah blah blah. He was like, yeah, that's all bullshit. Don't worry about it. And you have this tension within the family always throughout the entire series of the son trying to take over from the father, the father trying to maintain control, the father getting sick, the other siblings trying to vie for control, sometimes being on the same page with each other, most of the time not, and just like this complete [00:30:00] dysfunction. And it was such an interesting, family dynamic that really keeps you hooked. I also thought it was particularly interesting the way that the show was shot. And I got this from some of the, not behind the scenes, but the extras of the show where they, you know, interview different characters and they also have a podcast, et cetera. So I don't remember if it's from one of the extras or from the actual podcast, but one of the directors, I think the main one Mark Millard. Maybe it was Jesse Armstrong, the creator of the show, but they were breaking down how they shot in a way where they zoom in to the actual characters for emotional exclamation points. So they called it. And you notice that throughout the entire series where they'll, you know, they'll shoot a scene and then. For the character reaction, they'll zoom in to the character's face, which is pretty interesting. And he also mentioned that on set, they [00:31:00] always kept live cameras around so that the art, the actors themselves, they didn't know when they were being shot or not. So it forced them essentially to stay in character. And he likened it to filming theater, similar to when you go see a play. How all the characters, as long as they're on stage, they're in character, you know, that whether they're the main focus of a scene or not, or a background character, they're always doing something. They're always on, if you will, then I'm going to jump to in season two, episode 10, I jetted down here. There was a dope line that Logan Roy said again, the matriarch of the family played by Brian Cox, and he was speaking to money and wealth and how most things don't exist. Or companies rather. And he said that the Ford motor company hardly exists. He said that it's just a time saving expression for a collection of financial [00:32:00] interests. Again, all the Ford motor company was to this psychopath was just a time saving expression for a collection of financial interests. I thought that was such an interesting way, such a financially motivated lens to view the world through. And I just love the way that was phrased. All the four Ford Motor Company is, is just a time saving expression for a collection of financial interests. Jesus. There's a lot of double crossing in the show the siblings with each other, the father to the, to the kids, the kids to the father. There's a point in the season two finale where you think Kendall is going to rise to the occasion and, you know, be the heir to the throne that the father, [00:33:00] you know, wants him to be, that is grooming him to be. But he winds up double crossing his father again, as he did multiple times throughout the series. And I thought it was interesting that he had a lot of ups and downs, you know, he had addiction issues in the show. They reference all the time that he had a stint in rehab. And just from a mindset perspective, he was always either completely out of it and crying and in the dumps or completely manic and on the fucking ball. He reminded me a lot of Kanye. And or the public version of Kanye that we've been seeing in. You know, recent news and media cycles and all the drama around the Kardashians and all that shit and his manic episodes. That's what he was reminiscent of to me. I loved the relationship between two main characters, both outsiders of the family in their own right, which was Tom Wamskantz, which I [00:34:00] mentioned earlier, which was the husband of the daughter, Shiv Roy. His relationship with Greg Hirsch, played by Nicholas Braun, which is a second cousin, extended cousin to the family that they barely know, but that works his way into the fold and Tom brings him under his wing kind of because he sees himself in, in Greg in some ways, you know, being an outsider of the family, but also because he wants to have someone to have power over. And he finally found someone lower than him on the totem pole, if you will, within this family structure. And they just have a back and forth, funny, quippy, really interesting dynamic throughout the entire series. And I'll wrap it up with a, a line of dialogue from Alan Ruck's character, Connor Roy, when it spoiler alert, this happened in season four, episode seven. But Connor, who decides to run for president, out of all things, of the [00:35:00] United States, and Kieran Culkin's character, Roman Roy, hilariously tells him, don't you think you should try for something smaller first? You know, maybe like running a CVS or something? But Connor gets himself in a position where... essentially his actual, you know, the two rivals for, for president, the Democrat and the Republican running, they're neck and neck, like razor sharp, you know, 49 percent to 49 percent margins. And Connor is polling at like 1 percent or something like that. It's something, something sick that pretty much put him in a position to make a deal with one of the other guys where he would drop out of the race and His supporters would vote for that person, and that person would essentially become the, the president. And he's trying to see what he can get, you know, what position he could get from the person that would ultimately win. And one of them offers him to be the diplomat of Alman, which is a [00:36:00] country that I had never heard of. And he tells him that it's an interesting thought. He'll, he'll definitely mull it over. And that Oman is the poor man's Saudi Arabia and the rich man's Yemen. And again, I just thought what an interesting way to view the world and view things. But yeah, yo succession dope show. I definitely recommend you guys check it out if you're into that type of thing. It's supposed to be loosely based on Rupert Murdoch and you know, Fox news, that type of billion dollar conglomerate company and the tension and dynamics. Within his children, for example Rupert Murdoch, I think I've spoken about here on the past. One of them is like liberal, liberal leaning, which is kind of like Shiv's character in succession. And the other one is very conservative. Then they're both vying for succession of Fox, for example. So this show is loosely based on that, or at the very least, it's like one of those are imitates life imitates art type of things. [00:37:00] But that is my little recap and review on Succession, streaming now on HBO Max. Check it out. Goat doing goat shit. And I want to create a drop for, specific to this segment of the podcast because it is a recurring one. And I have some things that I've been tinkering with and working on. But speaking it aloud to see if I can hold myself to task because I've been meaning to do that, , forever. I just haven't gotten around to it, but the goats doing goat shit segment is a segment where I like to celebrate the true champions of greatness and highlight the phenomenal achievements of extraordinary individuals, especially when they do things that they do not have to do. And in this episode's edition of goats doing goat shit, I'd like to welcome none other Then Sean P. Diddy Combs to the list. Now, for the longest time, and still, [00:38:00] Puffy is known as being a ruthless businessman, if you will. Someone who hustled and busted his ass and built and created bad boy entertainment, which has brought us countless acts and music that we all love to this day. And many, many artists, but one thing that he did in building his empire from the ground up was recreate the, what some may say myself included, archaic, traditional, let's call them music artist deals, where the label that signs an artist winds up owning their publishing their masters, essentially making the lion's share of the money that is to be made from the art created by the actual artist. And the artist is often times in doing this type of bad business left fending for scraps. And music artists, [00:39:00] historically, this has happened to across different genres since the beginning of time. Some but few and far between have had more savvy, you know, teams and lawyers and sound financial advice around them and just the foresight of ownership. of your creation, being able to reap the benefits of it in perpetuity versus, you know, taking a bigger bag up front, but then never being able to profit from it down the line. So that's definitely been the biggest knock, in my opinion, on, on Puffy over the years in this respect. As of September of 2023, it became public that Puffy was returning his publishing rights. Which, by the way, he did not legally have to do. Returning the publishing rights to the artists and songwriters that helped him build Bad Boy Entertainment. Folks like Ma$e, which was the most vocal, [00:40:00] and actually recently dropped, and by recently I mean within the last year or two, diss tracks and did a lot of interviews and references to all of this, which are actually pretty good. Faith, The Locks, which is another vocal components of, you know, Puffy's business practices, 112, and the estate of Biggie, the Notorious B. I. G. They are all getting, or have gotten, their publishing back because the paperwork and agreements have all been signed and are actually finalized. And according to Puffy, in an interview that he gave to Billboard. He had a lot of offers back in like 2021 when, you know, like folks like Justin Timberlake and Shakira and a lot of folks were selling their, their publishing, their, their catalogs for like a hundred million dollars, $300 million, et cetera. He got an offer, an alleged nine figure [00:41:00] offer. To purchase his catalog, which included all the publishing that he owned, owned legally from all these artists. And that's when he supposedly decided to not sell and give the publishing back to the respective artists. It just took a lot of time between then and now to actually execute the legal documentation, etc. But I thought that was a dope move. It wasn't something that he had to legally do. Did Puffy make, over the decades, a shitload of money off everybody's catalog? Yes, of course he did. Was he legally correct to do so? Yes, he was. Whether it was ethical or moral or not, and hypocritical in some sense, those are all valid criticisms in my opinion, but he wasn't technically or legally... it wasn't something he had to do. So I definitely applaud him for doing [00:42:00] so. I'm always of the mentality of just own your shit and be of the mindset that if someone, a publishing company, a label, if you're in music, a publishing company, if you're in, you know, writing or creating different types of art, a platform, et cetera, if they're coming to you with a bag, To purchase outright, whatever it is that you created big bag, small bag, whatever. They would also pay you for just licensing it. It'll be a smaller bag, but in my opinion, and I'm not the fucking Messiah here, but in my opinion, if you're offering me a big bag to just own my shit outright, it's because you from a financial standpoint, believe that you're going to make that money back and more over time. So it would also be a sound business move from your perspective to license [00:43:00] it for a smaller bag for a shorter period of time, because you will also make your money back within that shorter period of time. And then some, and in that type of scenario, you keep your shit then afterwards, license it out to someone else, make money off of it yourself, maintain the ownership. So you could do whatever it is that you want with it in the future. Turn your book into a movie, turn it into a TV series after that, do both at the same time, turn it into a fucking VR spectacle that hasn't even been created yet, but will exist in 10, 15 years. And since you have the ownership of your IP, you could do that instead of handing it over for a bit bigger bag now, and then the company that purchased it from you. Maintains that ability moving forward. So again, with that said, I'd like to welcome Sean P. Diddy Combs officially onto the Spuntoday goats doing goat shit list. [00:44:00] And that folks was episode 243 of the Spuntoday podcast. Thank each and every one of you very much for listening. I really, really appreciate it. Before I let you go, just wanted to tell you guys about a Few quick ways that you can help support the spun today podcast. If you so choose, you continue support is amazing. I appreciate it very, very much. Whether you're using my affiliate link to shop on Amazon, which you can find that spun today. com forward slash support, or you're buying t shirts or coffee mugs or my books sponsored. com forward slash books, or using any of my affiliate links that all can be found that spun today. com forward slash support. Which will get you a discount on whatever said thing that it is that you're looking for that I have an affiliate link for. Whichever way you choose to support, it means a ton. I really, really appreciate it and just wanted to say thank you. Here's a breakdown of a few of the different ways you can help support the [00:45:00] Spun Today podcast if you so choose. And I'll check you all out next time. Peace.

Flow
NALDO BENNY - Flow #266

Flow

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2023 140:55


Fucking shit, é o Naldo ali?

Indieheads Podcast
240: oouu i'm so fucking sad (ft. Sarah)

Indieheads Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2023


You could have heard this episode 48 hours early by supporting us on Patreon for as low as $1/month: https://www.patreon.com/IndieheadsPodcast. On this episode, Matty, Max and Britt are joined by special guest/friend of the pod Sarah as we get really fucking sad and cry together to some soulful white boys from the 2010s. Songs discussed: Thank you […]

POOG with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak
Am I Fucking Ripped?

POOG with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2023 55:41 Transcription Available


London, do you have your tickets for KATE? Poog is on tiktok now (@thisispoog). One slutty pair of heels, one sensible pair of heels and the erotics of the full bottle on the trip. Half a klonopin, straight to heaven. The housing is the theater. What is a calendar but a broken promise? Tracing the thoughts. It's the same year, every year. The candle and the opportunity to be that candle. Is @chanel gonna be the first legacy prestige makeup brand to send product to poog? Mentioned: Chanel water fresh blush, Chanel Le Rouge Duo Ultra Tenue, FlowerHead Matcha, Agent Nateur, Kaizen, OneSkin, Visp, Halo Top, & Other Stories, Ratio Bars Edited and mixed by Allie Graham.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Klog på Sprog
Vask din fucking mund med sæbe

Klog på Sprog

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2023 56:09


Hvad fanden gør bandeord til bandeord, hvorfor helvede bruger vi dem, og hvad siger bandeordene om de røvhuller, der vover at tage sådan noget lort i munden? Burde vi udrense bandeordene fra sproget? Og kan vi? Denne udsendelse er til dig, der bliver forarget over at læse så grimt et sprog på P1, men den er også til dig, der har en fucking fest over det. Gæster: Kell Jarner Rasmussen, retoriker og administrerende direktør ved Rhetor, Lars Henriksen, journalist og og forfatter til Vilters Leksikon over Børnebandeord og Marianne Rathje, sprogforsker. Vært: Adrian Hughes. Redaktion: Klara Witt og Tobias Hermann. Husk at du altid kan sende dine sprogspørgsmål til os på klogpaasprog@dr.dk.

fucking denne mund hvad husk burde vask lars henriksen adrian hughes
Mere Mortals Book Reviews
Watch Your Profanity ... Or Don't | Swearing Is Good For You (Emma Byrne)

Mere Mortals Book Reviews

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2023 20:59 Transcription Available


Fucking hell that's a bit shit ya dawg.'Swearing Is Good For You' by Emma Byrne is a popular science book detailing the positive aspects of profanity. It tackles this by somewhat providing the who/what/when/where/why/how using case studies and observations. There is data mixed in with her own humour and research she conducted as a scientist.I summarised the book as follows. "This was just about acceptable for me. I really prefer nuance but this book had what seemed an unnecessary agenda to really PROVE that swearing is a good thing (maybe because I'm Aussie I take that for granted). I'm not doubting any of the science she provided by overall it still felt a bit shallow and one-sided."I hope you have a fantastic day wherever you are in the world. Kyrin out!Timeline:(0:00) - Intro(0:34) - Synopsis(2:12) - Swearing: Taboo or not taboo, that is the question(12:22) - Observations/Takeaways(17:43) - SummaryValue 4 Value Support:Boostagram: https://www.meremortalspodcast.com/supportPaypal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/meremortalspodcastConnect with Mere Mortals:Website: https://www.meremortalspodcast.com/Discord: https://discord.gg/jjfq9eGReUInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/meremortalspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@meremortalspodcastSupport the show

Minion Death Cult
Sorry, did you want to get immersed in our world? Well, guess what. FUCKING PRONOUNS!!! (preview)

Minion Death Cult

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2023 3:27


TODAY: A Starfield streamer absolutely loses his mind over the presence of pronouns in the immersive role playing game. His compatriots conclude that this is the most powerful video of a man taking a stand since Rich Men North of Richmond ALSO: MORE GENDER. A Mexican gender reveal party leaves a pilot dead, and conservative readers settle on blaming millennials and teachers(?)  We cap the episode off with some good news in the form of opinion polling showing that a sizeable majority of US adults don't think teachers are groomers or should spend classes fighting woke ideology. NY (9/10) TICKETS: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/minion-death-cult-live-tickets-691958234707 PHILLY (9/12) TICKETS: https://www.axs.com/events/496996/well-there-s-your-problem-tickets Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get 2 bonus episodes every week

Spoken Label
Mary Fucking Poppins. (Spoken Label, September 2023)

Spoken Label

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2023 52:56


Latest up from Spoken Label (Author / Poetry Podcast) features the debut from Liverpool, Mary Fucking Poppins. Mary is a working class writer/poet. She makes the UK Literary zine Word Vomit and also hosts the Word Vomit Open Mic Poetry Night at Round The Corner, Liverpool. She has recently bought out her debut collection "Hop on the Bad Foot and do the good thing' Some links: https://www.instagram.com/mary_fuckingpoppins/ https://strictlyunprofessional.bigcartel.com/ https://www.instagram.com/word.vomitzine/ https://falaun.bandcamp.com/ https://www.facebook.com/falaunhc/ https://www.instagram.com/back_room_poetry/

Motivation | Health | Self Help with JV Impacts
E1582 | Consider Every Fucking Step!

Motivation | Health | Self Help with JV Impacts

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2023 9:06


Set Up Consultation with our Indexed Universal Life Insurance Team = > https://3twarrioracademy.typeform.com/to/Gb8tpIVy E1582 | Consider Every Fucking Step! If I told you a Tsunami was Coming, then what would you do! Listen Now! Join our 120 Challenge! 7 Day Free Trial Click => https://3twarrior.com/?sl=e1582 Th #XRP King is Here! https://xroyalty.io/ Free Discord | https://3twarrior.com/discord49541345?sl=e1582 Linqto: https://www.linqto.com/?cjevent=b65ecbbec46011ec81b91b3a0a1c0e10 3T Warrior Academy YouTube! | https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_e0zCKJyBdLYAvTQBgQrPw 3T Labs Gear and Supplements |https://www.3twarriorlabs.com Prviate FB Community Click => https://3twarrior.com/join44416871?sl=e1582 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Things That Will Help
The Fucking Chicken Will Help

Things That Will Help

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2023 24:51


Buffy starts with a story about a hilarious toddler misunderstanding and moves towards the topic of visualization. What is it? How can we do it, and how can it move our lives in the direction we believe is true and beautiful?Visualization can help us become more conscious of the waters we're swimming in, and call in more of what we desire towards us. Listen for practical ways to integrate visualization into your life, and of course, The Fucking Chicken.Learn more about Kelly Puig here.

In Bed With Nikky
Risking Fucking, Masturbatory Material

In Bed With Nikky

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2023 31:18


A couple spices up a normal routine shopping trip. A man has a MFM during half time during a football game. If you have any erotic fantasies you want to share or even if it is to say hello please feel free to send them to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Nikky@dearnikky.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ or anonymously ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠DearNikky.com/confessions⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ By submitting a confession and/or question you certify the following stipulations to be true: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Dear Nikky: Sex Confessions From People Just Like You⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ is out now! You can email me at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Nikky@dearnikky.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠dearnikky@smuttyflix.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. You can find me also a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Smuttyfy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. If you liked the show leave a positive review on any platform you listen to the show on. You can send me confessions directly to my P.O. Box. 1750 Jefferson St. #104674 Jefferson City, MO 65109 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dearnikky/message

Back From The Borderline | BPD (EUPD) Recovery Podcast
it makes perfect sense why we're all sick and fucking tired

Back From The Borderline | BPD (EUPD) Recovery Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2023 83:10


What do “emotionally disturbed” people, poets, artists, and burnt-out therapists all have in common? We're all sick and fucking tired, of what, you might ask? Of the systems that benefit from us STAYING sick and fucking tired. In this episode, you'll hear a piece of spoken-word poetry and condemnation of forced psychiatric hospitalization by Anita D that will rattle the cage of your soul; a vulnerable confession from YouTuber and filmmaker Daniel Mackler about why he quit being a therapist; and a newly released article by Dr. Bruce Levine, a practicing clinical psychologist (and previous Back from the Borderline guest), about how psychiatry's “control freak model” is contributing to the severe emotional suffering and behavioral disturbances it claims to reduce. I'll also analyze the recent viral fame of Oliver Anthony (real name Christopher Anthony Lunsford), whose song “Rich Men of Richmond” has made him an unlikely (and unwilling) star, who has chosen to use his newfound platform to call out politicians on both sides of the aisle for the bastardization of his art and his original message. It is my hope that this episode can validate and vindicate victims of the predatory systems that see us as nothing more than users, customers, consumers, and patients. Resources mentioned in this episode are below. Please support and follow the work of these fierce and fearless change-makers. ✧ Spoken word poetry by Anita D (“And The Psych Ward Says”) via “Button Poetry” on YouTube [click here to watch] ✧ Follow Anita D on Instagram @anitadpoetry ✧ Why I Quit Being a Therapist by Daniel Mackler [click here to watch on YouTube] ✧ Psychiatry's Control-Freak Medical Model Versus Healing and Healers by Dr. Bruce Levine ✧ Click here to listen to my full interview with Dr. Bruce Levine (“The Crisis of Contemporary Psychiatry”) ✧ Oliver Anthony's YouTube channel [click here to listen + subscribe) ✧ Original viral video of “Rich Men North of Richmond” posted by Radio West Virginia [click here to listen] To listen to my mystical bedtime story podcast, search “Night Night Bitch” on your favorite podcast player (click here to listen on Spotify or here to listen on Apple Podcasts.) Disclaimer: information contained in this podcast episode is for educational purposes only and is not intended as a substitute for treatment or consultation with a licensed mental health professional. acast+ audio-only listener benefits https://plus.acast.com/s/back-from-the-borderline. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Kentucky Momma
If They Mother Fucking Wanted To, They would..

The Kentucky Momma

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2023 32:23


Sorry in advance, but this episode is kind of everywhere, but also one of my favorites. I talk about the two theories that I have been actively applying in my life on a daily basis…”If they wanted to they would…” and “Let them…” listen to here more..

SMOKE WORLD
Episode 133 FUCKING KIDNEY STONES!!!

SMOKE WORLD

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2023 21:58


You just have to tune in..... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kev-stone3/support

System of Systems
PREVIEW The Death of a Socerer (W/ Bradford Kessler and Benjamin Kellogg)

System of Systems

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2023 11:12


One of the greatest American film artists, William Friedkin, has passed away at the age of 87. The son of Ukrainian Jewish immigrant parents (who fled their country after the antisemitic pogroms of the early 20th Century), Friedkin was a shitty student and a great basketball player until he discovered cinema in the '60s. He then rose from a Hollywood journeyman doing shitty films for studios until it all came together with The French Connection and the greatest horror film of all time in The Exorcist. Friedkin would evolve from being the most celebrated auteur in America, to a scrappy indie arthouse director who warred with studios with financing, to an even scrappier arthouse auteur adapting transgressive plays in his later life. What. A. Fucking. Career.  To discuss his entire oeuvre, Adam brings on his friends and former guests: artist Benjamin Kellogg and artist and filmmaker (and director of the Botched Chadification Masculinity Under Threat music video.) FULL EPISODE HERE SOUNDTRACK: National Philharmonic Orchestra "Polymorphia" (from the OST to the Exorcist) Peste Noire "Commune" (accoustic live in Kiev) David Kilgour "Filter" Wang Chung "To Live and Die in LA" (from To live and Die in LA OST) Jugra "Darah and Maruah" Tangerine Dream "Vengeance" from Sorcerer OST) LINKS: Bradford Kessler Bradford Kessler on Instagram: @bradfordhurstkessler Benjamin Kellogg on Instagram: @benjamin_kellogg Botched Chadification Masculinity Under Threat William Friedkin Obituary, by Adam Lehrer

THE NEW OLD YOU, Fitness Over 50, Midlife Healthy Living, Middle Aged Woman, Self Care Ideas, Menopause Symptoms
ENCOURAGEMENT To Get Out Of Your Own Way & Begin Working Out | CUT The EXCUSES And Just F*cking Do It

THE NEW OLD YOU, Fitness Over 50, Midlife Healthy Living, Middle Aged Woman, Self Care Ideas, Menopause Symptoms

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2023 7:17


Tired of endless planning and procrastination? It's time for a reality check. You've been stuck in a loop of intentions and diversions. The truth? You don't need the perfect moment, or more tricks up your sleeve. Here's the blunt advice: Just. Fucking. Do. It. No countdowns, no elaborate plans. Take that one step. Challenge yourself to prove you can act without the usual excuses. And when you do, share your victory at lesley@lesleylmcshane.com. Start now, and you'll wonder why you didn't begin a year ago.Key Takeaway: Stop overthinking and dive in – a simple action today can transform your tomorrow.Make sure to join me the week of September 17th for the 5-Day, 5-Minute "Me Time" ChallengeBook a NEXT STEPS Call to see if the Midlife in Motion LIVE program is for you!Find me on my Website:https://www.lesleylmcshane.comEmail me: lesley@lesleylmcshane.comFREE Guide: 4 Steps To Prioritize Your Health & Wellness This Week (And Actually Do It!) Connect with me on Instagram:Get the Redesigning Midlife UpdatesFind your community at the private Redesigning Midlife Facebook Group Get your MENO WELL bars (formerly Bossa Bars) - Use LESLEY10 for 10% off your first orderCheck out Kion and get the Redesigning Midlife Discount - 20% off subscriptions and 10% off individual orders.Need a good, reliable, clean, and professional Plumber? Call 1-Tom-Plumber - The Name Is The Phone Number

The Ghetto Games Podcast
Episode 264: Fighting & FuCking

The Ghetto Games Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2023 60:04


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Run Into The Ground
103. Norman Fucking Rockwell feat. E.M. Ricchini

Run Into The Ground

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2023 112:20


Join our PATREON for bonus episodes.  This week we have old friend of the pod E.M. Ricchini aka Charbelle on to talk about the Lana Del Rey album Norman Fucking Rockwell. We take multiple trips down memory lane discussing wrap up podcasts, the Bed Stuy Applebees, early Covid moments, 7-11 taquitos, banana phone, West Virginia, tortured artists, terrible street art, Daniel Johnston, mosquitos in the studio, small town drama, HomoClimbtastic, The Ick, Linkedin Grindset Influencers, heartbreak, Lana Lore, looking back on your life like a movie, and so much more. ________ ⁠Pre-order our Gatekeep Harder shirt here!⁠ // Follow us at @danbassini, @mysprocalledlife, @emricchini and @runintotheground.

The Take 92 Podcast
#105 LISTENING PARTY: DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS - LIVE: IN THE FLESH

The Take 92 Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2023 66:14


DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS is back with a new live album, and the whole band recorded commentary from start to finish! LIVE: IN THE FLESH is available now at Take92.com (and wherever you steal music)

Lez Hang Out | A Lesbian Podcast
History Is Gay: Fucking Superb, You Funky Little Lesbian

Lez Hang Out | A Lesbian Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2023 101:10


We are officially coming up on the end of our summer hiatus! Before we dive into Season 7, we have one more LGBTQ+ podcast to share with you all, this time from our friend Leigh over at History Is Gay. It's time to go all the way back to the start and learn about the absolute legend that is Sappho! ... At long last, hosts Gretchen and Leigh are going back to the beginning, to the OG lesbian: Sappho herself. Despite the dearth of information about her life and history, your hosts still find plenty to say about Sappho, her poetry, her legacy, and all the debate that's circled around her for years. Find out what Leigh and Gretchen think about the many questions about Sappho and listen to fragmentary poetry filled with queer longing and other relatable feels like fire burning beneath flesh, wind crashing through mountain oaks, and…celery.  Outline 0:00 – Introduction 4:57 – Main Topic: The OG Lesbian Sappho  5:08 – Socio-Historical Context 13:02 – Who were they? Bio Time. 23:42 – Sappho's Poetry 56:12 – Fun Segment: Word of the Week  1:16:40 – Why do we think they're gay?  1:30:12 – How Gay were They? 1:33:48 – Closing and Where to Find us Online Find a full list of sources and bonus content at www.historyisgaypodcast.com. If you enjoyed this episode, don't forget to subscribe to History Is Gay wherever you listen to podcasts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dlucs_ Podcast
153. Stop Fucking With Your Money

Dlucs_ Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2023 27:12


Join the free community on Skool: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.skool.com/neob?invite=7ab1dd166225499ca1f86e2aa9c26462 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ready to get help? Apply to work with us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://calendly.com/the-new-era-of-barbering/1-on-1-zoom-call-podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch the latest episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Dlucs_ YouTube Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check out what some of our customers have to say about the EM program: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.theneweraofbarbering.com/reviews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Interested in what we do inside Elevated Mentorship? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.theneweraofbarbering.com

The Bitch Bible
I Had A Fucking Baby.

The Bitch Bible

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2023 56:59


Jackie is still in postpartum diapers and giving all the dirty details about the birth of her son. Starting with an alleged cease and desist and ending with an infant wedding celebration.Jackie is still in postpartum diapers and giving all the dirty details about the birth of her son. Starting with an alleged cease and desist and ending with an infant wedding celebration.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

EMBody Radio
LIFE UPDATE: Why I Stopped Sharing So Much On Social Media, What's Going on in My Life, Moving AGAIN, All That Jazz | with host Emily Duncan

EMBody Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2023 45:42


Let's cut to the chase: we're talking about why I went from sharing every detail of my life on the internet to barely sharing anything, the journey back to sharing more openly again, where my life is now, all the places and times I've moved in the last 18 months (lol), and all that jazz. Let's catch up. Fucking love you. Mean it.  Interested in a luxury 1:1 online health coaching experience? Look no further than FENIX ATHLETICA, where we fuse science and soul for life-long transformation (inside AND out). Want to stay healthy on the go with high-quality ingredients you can feel good about having any day? Paleo Valley has everything you need, from easy to pack snacks to health support supplements and your new favorite daily greens poweder. Check out Paleo Valley and get a discount on your entire order! Follow me on Instagram Follow EMBody Radio on Instagram

Deep Overstock Fiction
DO21 Romance Ep. 7: “Is this a fucking love poem?!” by Timothy Arliss OBrien & “Harvey Wallbanger and a Slippery Nipple” by Nicholas Yandell

Deep Overstock Fiction

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2023 23:45


Tim's website Nick's website Buy Romance here Timothy Arliss OBrien (he/they) is an interdisciplinary artist in music composition, writing, and visual art. He has premiered a range of music from opera to film scores to electronic ambient projects. He has published several books of poetry, (The Queer Revolt, Dear God I'm a Faggot, & Happy LGBTQ Wrath Month), and has written for Look Up Records (Seattle), and Deep Overstock: The Bookseller's Journal. He also founded the podcast & small press publishing house, The Poet Heroic, and founded the digital magic space The Healers Coven. He also showcases his psychedelic makeup skills as the phenomenal drag queen Tabitha Acidz. Nicholas Yandell is a composer, who sometimes creates with words instead of sound. In those cases, he usually ends up with fiction and occasionally poetry. He also paints and draws, and often all these activities become combined, because they're really not all that different from each other, and it's all just art right? When not working on creative projects, Nick works as a bookseller at Powell's Books in Portland, Oregon, where he enjoys being surrounded by a wealth of knowledge, as well as working and interacting with creatively stimulating people. Theme music is "Take Me Higher" by Jazzhar.

Big Soy Naturals
My Year of Not Sucking or Fucking: Call Them Stigmas - UNLOCKED FROM PATREON

Big Soy Naturals

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2023 113:44


Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, get ready for a raunchy, irreverent and feminist take on fucking! From the minds over at Fartstool Ports, two they/thems give you the hottest takes on sex and dating through the lens of everyone's favorite bad bitch: Andrea Dworkin! Together they take on their sworn nemesis, Call Her Daddy. Comparing both the words of a late scholar and a fully alive Blonde Woman, Call Them Stigmas seek to get at why heterosexual women put themselves in positions to be hurt by men who don't see them as fully realized individuals.Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall's TwitterLain's Twitter

Steamy Stories Podcast

An interesting sexual proposition arises.by Bumpinguglies. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.As he drove his taxi in the dead of night through the pouring rain he noticed a couple in a doorway sheltering from the unexpected rain storm, desperately trying to hail a cab. Pulling up to the curb, he picked up his umbrella, got out and dashed over to them and one by one escorted them under the umbrella to his cab. Getting back in the driver's seat, he looked at them in the rear vision mirror. She was middle aged with an attractive face and from what he could tell, had a nice body. He was well dressed and quite a bit older than her.“Thank you. That was good of you doing that to keep us dry.” The man said. He then gave the cabbie their address and they set off. Rich thought the cabbie. He had recognized the suburb the man had given him. He hadn't been wrong. Driving through imposing gates and up a graveled drive, he stopped outside the front of their mansion. As he had done when he picked them up, he escorted them from the cab to the front portico of their house under his umbrella.“Thank you.” Said the man again, impressed with his courtesy, handing him a fifty dollar note as a tip. He thanked the gentleman and made to return to his cab.“No wait, listen.” He called out and the cabbie stopped.“We have just lost our driver and my wife is interviewing for a new one tomorrow. After your service tonight, we would be happy if you would consider applying for the position. It would be far better paid than driving your taxi. What do you think?”“Hell yes.” Said the cabbie, smiling.“Good!” said the man. “Be here at two thirty.” Thanking them and promising to return the next day, he got back in his cab and drove off.As promised, at two thirty he was parked in their driveway. She came out to greet him and escorted him inside and into a lavish living room. Waiving him into a seat, she sat opposite. In the light, she looked even more attractive in a mature way and her body was as good as he imagined, dressed in an expensive mid length skirt and expensive blouse that accentuated all the right curves. After explaining the live-in position and the salary, she told him he would need to take her on a test drive just to see how well he handled the limo and how comfortable she felt with his driving. It seemed like an odd request, but what the hell.The limo was long and black with dark tinted windows and he was immediately comfortable in the driver's seat. Driving it out of the garage and to the front of the house, he held the door open for her as she climbed in the back seat. At her request, the glass panel between the front seat and the back of the car was left down as they set off. Her directions took them out into the country onto windy deserted roads until she instructed pull over into a layby.“You drive very well.” She said. “There's just one more test left.” He looked at her anxiously in the rear vision mirror.“How well do you fuck.” She said, looking back at him. He didn't know what to say.“Turn the car off and come back here.” She told him.By the time he had switched off the car and opened the back door she had her blouse undone, her skirt pulled up and one bent leg against the back of the seat, the other stretched out into the foot well showing off her panties. She patted the seat between her legs and as he slid across it, she pulled him to her, pressing his mouth to hers. As they kissed, he pulled her bra down off one breast and cupped it, rubbing its hardening nipple. He could feel her arousal and felt her hands undoing his pants. He was already hard when she pushed them down, releasing his rigid cock. His hand left her breast and slid between her legs, his fingers hungrily rubbing her through her panties. As her fingers curled around the hard shaft of his cock and started to pull him, he pulled her panties aside and slipped his fingers deep between her pussy lips and into her wet eager slit. Moaning she pulled him faster, gripping his cock as he stroked her clit, his fingers lubricated with her own wetness.“Fuck me!” she panted. As he pulled away from her to pull down his pant, she pressed her legs together, pulled off her panties and spread them again, her shaved pussy wet and eager for hard cock. Pushing her back onto the seat, he pressed the swollen head of his cock between her legs and pushed it inside her, working it in deeper with small thrusts.“Fuck that's big.” She gasped, her cunt on fire with desire as he stretched her open, the thick shaft working deeper and deeper into drenched aroused pussy. Covering her, he started thrusting harder, forcing more and more of him into her. Fuck it was long and she cried out with pleasure as it filled her completely.“Yes, that's it, fuck me!” she yelled, wanting that hard cock driving into her. His hips slammed between her legs as he drove every inch of him deep into her cunt faster and faster, his thick glistening cock fucking that tight cunt for all he was worth.“Oh Jesus, fuck, I'm going to cum.” she cried out, starting to shudder under him. Lost in her cries and his own need to cum, he pushed into her hard.“Oh fuck.” She wailed cumming hard, frantically bucking her wet erupting cunt up against him, wanting every inch inside her. With a gasp he came, squirting hard into the depths of her pussy, warm thick cum filling her.“You've got the fucking job.” She panted breathlessly as they lay on the back seat, both spent, his cock softening in her wet slippery pussy.Their clothes straightened up, they set off on the return journey. This time she was riding up front with him, admiring his large build and thinking how she couldn't wait to see all of him naked. Arriving back at the mansion, she told him to put the car back in the garage and meet her in the living room. When he got to the lounge, she was seated on a couch and indicated for him to sit next to her. She picked up a drink she had already poured and passed one to him.“Here's to my new driver.” She said raising her glass. They clinked their glasses together. Cheers.“After this, you can take me up to bed.” She said.“What about your husband?” he asked.“He's away a lot and knows what I get up to with the drivers. Why do you think he left it up to me to pick one? In fact, he's away for the next two days.” she said, smiling. How the fuck did I manage to land this job he thought, amazed at this stroke of luck. Food and board provided; a good salary and a stunning pussy thrown in. Wow! It was a stunning pussy too. Shaved; with lovely soft pink inner lips and a large proud erect clit. He couldn't wait to taste and smell it. Shit! Just the thought of licking between her legs was making his fucking cock hard. Putting her empty glass on the coffee table, she stood up facing him.“Come on my stallion. My pussy needs to cum again.” Putting down his own glass, he stood up and followed her upstairs.Naked, lying on the bed, she watched him as he removed the last of his clothes. He looked fit, his body well-built and hard. His thick semi erect cock was even longer than she had thought. No wonder it had reached the very top of her pussy. At the same time he was stripping, he was watching her too, her sexy curved body with still firm breasts and smooth shapely legs. Then there was that lovely inviting pussy. Fuck, he was getting harder by the second. As he approached the bed, she sat up on the edge, reached out and took him in her hand. Standing before her, he watched as she stroked his cock, sliding her hand up and down the entire length of his long thick shaft. His cock now rigid and straining in her hand, she bent forwards and took him into her mouth. The feel of her warm mouth and tongue sucking and licking his cock sent him wild. In a reflex action, he started to push into her mouth. He eagerly let his cock in, taking as much as she could, working the head into her throat until she gagged. Unable to take any more of his cock, she withdrew her mouth.“Lick me.” She told him, lying back on the bed and spreading her legs. Eager for her shaved cunt, he crawled up onto the bed between her legs and buried his face between her parted thighs. The touch of his tongue on her clit was electric and it jolted her as he lapped at it and licked along the tips of her tingling lips. She moaned as he dragged his tongue up between them back onto her erect throbbing clit. Reaching down, she pressed his head between her legs as he lapped at her. Hungry for her wetness, he crushed his mouth to her pussy, sucking and licking up every drop, greedily drinking her sweet juices. Aroused with her scent, he rubbed his face over her, wanting her scent all over him. Moaning, she ground her pussy up against his mouth, ready to fuck, wanting his cock.He raised to his knees, his long thick cock sticking straight out, covered with precum and ready to take her. As he bent forward to mount her, she stopped him.“No, do me like this.” She said, rolling over onto all fours, her legs spread wide, her head pressed to the pillow and her open wet cunt pushed up for him, waiting for his hard cock. The sight of it had him breathing hard. Gripping his cock, he prodded at the wet entrance and then pushed right inside her.“Fuck!” she cried gasping, the feel of his entire cock filling her in one deep thrust taking her breath away. Holding her hips he began thrusting in and out of her, bucking against her ass cheeks and pulling her back onto his thick cock. Looking down, he watched with excitement the sight of his thick shaft, glistening with her wetness, sliding in and out of her, the lips of her cunt a perfect circle around him, gripping him tight.“Oh God, yes.” She moaned as the cock inside her aroused every nerve ending in her pussy, driving her fast towards an orgasm. Urged on by her moans, he pushed into her harder as deep as he could, willing her to cum.“Fuck, oh fuck!” she cried out, pushing back on him hard, riding him, meeting his every thrust, her legs quivering beneath her. Both aroused and needing to cum bad, they fucked in a frenzy, slamming against each other hard and fast until, with a scream, she launched herself forward off his cock onto the bed, her legs shaking uncontrollably. One arm was under her, the hand of it rubbing at her clit as the turmoil inside her cunt wracked her body. Desperate to cum, he was pulling his cock frantically behind her. With a wail of release, he squirted his thick cum over her quivering ass and pussy.“You have fucking so got the job.” She panted, lying on her stomach, her head on the pillow and her body still jolting with the orgasm contractions inside her. He would have answered her but he was too busy watching his cum dripping off her pussy lips.After showering together and getting dressed, she showed him his new quarters at the rear of the house. It was a large room with a double bed, kitchenette and en suite bathroom and the whole of it was furnished very tastefully. Pretty good digs for the hired help he thought. He would move his stuff in tomorrow. As he would be driving for them, he would have to be suitably attired. She wrote down the name of a tailor and told him to go there tomorrow and buy everything new, from underwear right through to two suits one light and one dark. The bill would be sent to her. She showed him where the main kitchen was and introduced him to the cook who would make his meals each day. Dinner would be served in there at 7pm tonight he was told.“Well, I'll leave you to it.” She told him. “Maybe later tonight I'll come see how you've settled in.” she said him with a little grin.He was lying naked in bed in his new room when he heard the door open. Framed in the doorway silhouetted against the light was a woman wearing an almost see through negligée. She stepped inside and closed the door sending the room back into darkness. She moved to the bed and he heard her pulling the nightdress off over her head. The covers slid down uncovering him and he felt fingers rub over his cock gently. The fingers grasped his soft shaft and began to pull him. Without a word, she climbed onto the bed and straddled him.An unseen hand slid down between her legs; rubbing there as the other one continued to pull his cock. The fingers between her legs lifted off her pussy and pressed beneath his nose. He could smell her on them. They slid down to his mouth and he eagerly sucked the pussy off them. He was hard and throbbing as the hand gripping his cock slid rhythmically up and down his rigid shaft. Still holding him, she rose up and positioned her wet opening onto the head of his cock. His heart raced and he held his breath in anticipation. Very slowly, she lowered onto him, driving his cock into her with an agonizing slowness. His straining cock was desperate to be in her deep. Her pussy lowered more and more and then she rose up and lowered again. Just fuck me his mind screamed, the slow pace of the pussy on his desperate aching cock driving him insane.The fingers returned to her clit as she started to move slightly faster. He could hear her heavy breathing as she rubbed herself and rode him. Rising and falling, she started to fuck him, moaning as she thrust her cunt down hard. Shit it felt good up her cunt, his cock rubbing her insides as it slid in deep. Braced with her hands on his chest, she rode him hard and fast, slamming her cunt down, rising up and slamming it down again and again. Her legs were quivering when her hard riding sent him over the edge, his cock squirting deep up inside her pussy. With a muffled moan, she sat down on him and froze, her legs shaking as she came. She rose up off him, a stream of cum running out of her onto his cock. She was off the bed. The door opened. She walked through and closed it, leaving him once again in darkness. Not a word had been said in the whole encounter.He was settling in just fine.Part 2. A New OutlookHe awoke in his new bed with a hard cock. Sliding his hand under the covers, he circled his cock with his fingers and started to slowly pull himself. Becoming aroused, he pushed the covers down. His cock was nice and long in his hand, the large head swollen and stretched tight. He stroked faster with images of the previous day going through his mind. Her on all fours with her parted pussy, its open hole waiting to be fucked. Fucking her between her open legs in the backseat of the limo. Smelling her cunt on her fingers while she rode him. Oh fuck. Groaning loudly he came, his cock stiffened, erupting in spasms of hard squirts, shooting thick cum over his chest and stomach. Fuck that felt good he thought, slowly stroking out the last drops of cum. He was so tempted to start again but decided against it. He had a busy day ahead and couldn't spend all morning wanking in bed.Upstairs, a similar scene was playing out. On her back, her legs drawn up and wide apart, she was furiously rubbing at her clit and pushing a thick flesh colored dildo inside her.“Fuck me with that big cock.” She moaned, pushing the dildo in hard and deep, her fingers a blur between her legs.“That's it fuck me, cum in my pussy.” She cried out, her pussy starting to gush over her fingers and the dildo.“Oh God, fuck, yes!” she cried, cumming hard, frantically thrusting her cunt up against the dildo and her fingers, fucking them both hard in her orgasm.Finally spent, she lay panting, the dildo still in her pussy and a dark wet patch on the sheets between her open legs. Even having just cum, she couldn't stop thinking about his big cock. I have to calm down she thought to herself. Her husband would be home tomorrow. That would calm things down. She didn't like to do it with him at home. She knew he wouldn't mind her fucking the driver but she didn't like to rub his nose in it. I still have all today and tonight though. God, she was incorrigible.He spent the morning collecting his meager possessions from his shared apartment, telling his roommate he wouldn't be returning. After that it was a trip to the tailor. Around noon with his purchases loaded up, he returned to the house and went to his room. He had just finishing squaring everything away when the intercom sounded. Answering it, she asked him to join her in the living room. As he walked into the room, she invited him to sit next to her.“I have a little matter to talk to you about.” She said. “It's a bit of an opportunity you may or may not be interested in.” His interest piqued, they sat on the bed and she started to explain.She had a group of women friends that for one reason or other didn't have a driver so she would lend them hers for a few hours or the day. The women had various driving needs like, maybe a trip out into the country. There was no set fee for the service but the women would give him a tip, the size of which depended on their satisfaction with his driving. It was an opportunity to make some good extra money. Although she hadn't spelt it out, he knew exactly what she meant recalling the trip out into the country yesterday.“Well, what do you think?” she asked.Yes, he would be very interested. The chance to make some good money fucking pussy sounded just up his street and he told her so.“Okay.” She said. “I'm having them all over for drinks today. You could give me a hand and they could get to meet you. I also have a little idea that might just seal the deal and get you some good driving jobs.” She went on to explain her idea and he agreed to it. It might even be fun he thought.“Will you need me to drive you anywhere today?” he asked.“I need you to drive me right now in your room.” She said hungry for his cock.Standing by the bed, she raised a leg placing her foot on it, riding her dress up revealing her panties. Straight away, his hand was between her legs, rubbing her through the sheer material. She fumbled with his belt and unzipped him as he slid his fingers inside the leg of her panties, his fingers keen to explore the wet slit hidden beneath them. She had his cock out, gripping it tightly, excitedly pulling him, wanting him hard. She was wet and her clit already hard as he stroked between her soft pussy lips.“Fuck I want you.” She said in a husky voice, her hand eagerly massaging his growing shaft and swelling head.Thirsty for her wetness, he fell to his knees in front of her. Just as eager to feel his tongue on her, she pulled her panties aside and pushed her pussy forward. Groaning with desire, he pressed his face between her legs, his tongue urgently seeking out her drenched opening and hard clit.“Oh, that feels so fucking good.” She sighed, as his warm tongue parted her lips and licked between them. Raising his hand, he slipped two fingers inside her as he lapped at her hard throbbing clit.“Oh my God!” she cried out, her pussy flooding.“Put your cock in me.” She implored him, desperate to feel him inside her.Standing up, he pulled down his pants and lowered her onto her back across the bed. Pulling her panties off, he opened her legs, wrapped his arms around her thighs and pulled her rear to the very edge of the bed. With her legs spread wide and in the air, he entered her, his hard thick cock stretching her open as he pushed deep inside. Jesus her cunt was wet.“That's it; stick that big cock in me.” She urged him on, her excitement growing by the second. Thrusting, he plunged his cock deep inside her.“Yes! Like that, fuck my cunt!” she yelled, her pussy on fire, filled with hard throbbing cock. Incensed by her pleas and frantic to cum himself, he lunged between her legs, his balls slapping her ass with each hard thrust into her.“Oh fuck.” She was cumming, her pussy squirting, drenching them both.“Oh God.” He groaned, feeling cum rushing from his balls, the numbness overtaking him. His whole body jerked as his cock twitched in her cunt delivering its load of cum deep in her body.“So fast.” She gasped amazed. “Fuck that was good!” Breathless, he could only nod his agreement as his softening cum covered cock slipped from her pussy.Dressed and about to leave, she turned to him lying naked on the bed.“Wear one of your new suits to the drinks later, the light one I think.” She said and walked out the door.Wearing his new suit, he met her in the kitchen at the agreed time. She was already pouring champagne into crystal glasses set out on a silver tray.“You've scrubbed up nice.” She said, admiring him in his smart attire.“Thanks,” he replied. “What would you like me to do?”“Bring this tray of drinks to the ladies.” She said handing him the tray. Taking it from her, he followed her to the living room.There was a group of women, about eight all told, sitting around the living room. They varied in age, he guessed from around early thirties to mid-sixties. All were well dressed and obviously well to do. Each one smiled at him and said hello as he passed out their drinks. He could feel them looking him over as he walked around the room with the tray. Inspecting the merchandise he thought to himself. He sat by himself in the corner of the room until it was time to refresh their drinks. About to carry the tray from the kitchen, she came in and told him it was time. Handing out the tray of drinks he left the room and went into another one just down the hall. Stripping naked, he turned off the light and laid on the bed waiting.“You know the rules ladies.” she said. “All of you except one get a chance to have a quick fondle your prospective driver. The lucky one gets a full test drive. Now if you would like to put your names in the hat, we will choose the winner.” As she went around the room, each woman put a slip of paper with her name on it into the bowl she was carrying.“And the winner is…”The darkness of the room lit by the door opening and a figure stepped inside. It returned to blackness as the door closed again. The figure moved to the bed and reached out a hand. He felt soft fingers touch his chest, rubbing over it before working down to his cock. They ran all over it and his balls before curling around his shaft. Slowly the hand began to pull him, his shaft thickening and growing with each tug. He heard her suck in her breath when he hand slid the entire length of his erect cock. The hand left his cock and the woman departed the way she came, leaving him in darkness again with a throbbing cock. A minute or two later, the next woman came in. Like the first one, she stroked him for a minute or two and just when he thought she was done, the hand gripped his shaft and he felt a warm mouth cover the head. It slid down his shaft twice before it was gone. One by one, the remaining women entered, felt him and left. Only one stood out. As she was pulling his cock, he heard a rustle of material and then a whimper. Through the vibrations of her hand and the bed with her leg pressed against it, he could tell she was rubbing herself at the same time. She didn't cum before leaving but he could tell she was very aroused.His employer came in and turned on a lamp. It was time for the prize winner. The room could be lit. After all it was a full try out.“You have a lot of very happy faces out there.” She said to him. “Do the next one like you have me and you'll be rolling in it my dear.” Getting up off the bed, she ran her fingernails along the shaft of his cock and left.He was sitting naked on the edge of the bed when the winner came in, barefoot and dressed in one of his employer's robes. Standing up, he met her beside the bed. Undoing her robe, he slid it off her shoulders and let it fall to the floor. She was middle aged and on the plump side but she wore her weight well. Her body was curvaceous with full round breasts and very arousing. Her pussy was shaved with plump outer lips forming a beautiful crease between them. He could feel his cock stiffening just looking at her. Moving behind her, he pressed against her bottom and slid a hand around her to caress her breast. His other hand reached around and stroked the top of her thigh, working up to the shaved pussy at the top. His fingers nearing her pussy, she moved her feet apart, opening up her thighs giving his access to the already wet cunt between them. Slowly his fingers stroked up and down her wet lips before sinking between them onto her clit. She moaned softly and pushed her rear back against the hard cock pressed against it. He kissed the nape of her neck as he rubbed her hard clit until she was shaking in his arms. Ready to be fucked, he turned her and laid her on the edge of the bed. She raised her legs and he opened them up and let his cock rest along her pussy. Pressing the top of his cock, he rubbed the hard shaft along the length of her aching cunt.“Oh God!” she cried, wanting his cock so badly she was quivering. Sliding his cock down her pussy, he pressed the head into her opening. She sucked in her breath, waiting for him to enter her. He pushed forward, forcing his cock inside her tight opening.“Oh shit!” she cried out in pain and pleasure, her eyes wide with the feel of being stretched so wide open. Starting to thrust, he fed more and more of his cock into her. Smooth strokes of cock sliding deeper and deeper with each thrust.“Oh fuck!” she cried out loudly with each deeper thrust, her cunt on fire with arousal, wanting more and more of his hardness in her. Now they were fucking hard with all of him inside her. His balls slapping her ass as her hips worked her pussy, fucking him back.Out in the living room they all sat in silence, listening to the cries coming from the other room. They were the cries of a woman being fucked hard by a big cock. Some were finding it hard to sit still; all of them with wet aroused pussies. Suddenly one woman got up and made for the bathroom. Sitting on the toilet and still hearing the cries from the bedroom, she pulled down her panties, opened her legs and began frantically rubbing between them. Within seconds, she was jerking and shaking on the toilet as she came hard.In the bedroom, she was sobbing on the bad, her legs shaking out of control with his cock still jammed in her. He slid out and pulled her up off the bed. Quickly, he turned her around and bent her over. With her standing legs apart on the floor and resting on her elbows on the bed, he moved behind her and rammed his hard cock back into her pussy. She moaned loudly as he entered her again, the feel of his cock back in her pussy exciting her already aroused pussy further.“Oh God, fuck me!” she yelled, bracing herself for the hard battering against her ass to come. Holding her hips, he thrust with all his might into her, making her cry out loud each time his cock slid deep.“Fuck it!” said one of the women in the living room, unable to take any more of the fucking sounds coming from the bedroom. Opening her legs, she put a hand up under her skirt and started to rub herself through her panties. The other women watched on as she slid her hand down inside the front of her panties and started furiously rubbing her clit. They all stared, unable to take their eyes from between her legs. The sight of her masturbating and the sounds from the bedroom had all of their pussies drenched. She came with a loud roar of release and collapsed back in her chair with her hand still down the front of her panties.Consumed with lust and a primal need to cum, he fucked her hard. She was howling with the intensity of his cock thrusting inside her. He could feel it coming. His balls rose up and the numbness enveloped him as he came deep in her pussy, his cock pulsing out thick cum in her depths. She was done too and collapsed on the bed, her pussy bulging with contractions, her gaped opening snapping open and shut uncontrollably. Dressing, he left her to recover and returned to his room for a drink and a shower. Undoubtedly, he would get a visit later with the results of the afternoon's events.He was sitting on the bed propped against the headboard with a drink when the inevitable knock came at the door. Calling out for her to come in, she entered the room smiling and sat on the edge of the bed. Helping herself to a drink from the bottle on the bedside table, she took a sip and turned to him.“Well, you've certainly made quite an impression. You had two of them masturbating and the prize winner could hardly walk afterwards. You must have fucked the shit out of her.” she said laughing. He smiled and took a sip of his drink. He really had fucked the shit out of her.“By the way, the one you fucked has a nice curvy body, does she have a nice pussy too?” she asked.“Very nice, why, do you fancy a bit of it as well?”“I might do.” She said with a mischievous smile.“Anyway, back to the drinks party” She continued. “It seems that I might be lending out my driver quite a bit. You can expect some very good tips I think.” She said taking another sip of her drink.“Let's celebrate then.” He replied, getting up off the bed and refreshing their drinks before sitting back down beside her.“They weren't the only ones you made wet listening to you fuck.” She said with an amorous look on her face. Putting down his drink, he unzipped the back of her dress. She stood up and lifted it off over her head and unclipped her bra letting it drop to the floor as he unbuttoned his shirt. Squatting in front of him in just her panties, she undid his belt and unzipped his pants. He lifted off the bed and she pulled his pants off. Still squatting, she opened his legs and moved between them. Taking hold of his flaccid cock, she placed her mouth over the end of it. He leaned back on his elbows as she began to suck him hard, her mouth and tongue working up and down his stiffening shaft and swelling head. Hearing his arousal at his cock hardening in her mouth, she reached down and slipped her hand inside her panties, rubbing her wet slit as she fucked him with her mouth. Needing to feel his cock inside her throbbing pussy, she withdrew her mouth, stood up and pulled down her panties.“Now fuck me like you did her.” She commanded.To be continued at Literotica. by Bumpinguglies for Literotica.

The Cannabis Closet Potcast with CannaQueen & MJ

Season 3 : Session 40 Show Date: 2023.07.26 Show Topic: Rolling up and Showing up News and Headlines Guests: Audacity July 27th event with Elyjah Tribe In Denver @ So Many Roads Brewery July 28th event with Elyjah Tribe  in Golden @ Goosetown Station July 29th event- The Lords Piece Artist Showcase, album release party Denver @ River Bar and Gallery August 8th - CBD Day CQ & MJ Smoke, Banter: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT88hqAWL/ Every Day History:  BIPOC/Women/ EVERYONE except white dudes https://hightimes.com/news/tupac-shakur-murder-case-resurrected-as-police-execute-search-warrant-in-las-vegas/ https://hightimes.com/weirdos/chauvinism-in-cannabis-guid/ https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT88rDqBn/ Science:  https://thecannabisscientist.com/research-development/cannabis-breathalyzer-blow Colorado: https://www.westword.com/marijuana/marijuana-friendly-spa-hair-salon-outdoor-venue-coming-to-denver-17258938 https://www.westword.com/marijuana/colorado-raises-marijuana-business-licensing-fees-17274066 https://www.westword.com/marijuana/colorado-marijuana-prices-rise-first-time-since-2021-17313146 State by State: https://www.marijuanamoment.net/federal-judge-orders-kansas-cops-to-stop-war-on-drivers-coming-from-legal-marijuana-states/ https://norml.org/blog/2023/07/13/michigan-ends-marijuana-pre-employment-screens-for-most-state-employees/ https://hightimes.com/news/ohio-regulators-reject-autism-and-ocd-as-medical-pot-qualifying-conditions/ https://hightimes.com/news/south-dakota-police-commission-approves-officer-applicants-with-cannabis-records/ https://hightimes.com/news/north-carolina-medical-cannabis-bill-likely-dead-for-2023/ https://www.ganjapreneur.com/arkansas-ban-on-hemp-derived-thc-products-takes-effect-aug-1/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=arkansas_to_ban_hemp_derived_thc_starting_august_1_florida_licenses_black_cannabis_farmers_and_more&utm_term=2023-07-24 https://www.ganjapreneur.com/florida-supreme-court-grants-ags-request-for-more-time-to-challenge-cannabis-legalization-ballot-proposal/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=bipartisan_proposal_seeks_to_update_federal_hemp_cbd_rules_florida_supreme_court_gives_ag_more_time_to_challenge_legalization_bid_and_more&utm_term=2023-07-26 National: https://www.marijuanamoment.net/state-marijuana-associations-rally-to-urge-marijuana-banking-vote-without-further-delay/  International:  https://hightimes.com/celebrities/gigi-hadid-busted-for-weed-in-cayman-islands/ Health and Wellness: https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/hemp-seed-oil-vs-cbd-oil https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/321343 Psychedelics: https://hightimes.com/news/psychedelic-toads-invade-arizona-after-monsoon-season-kicks-in/ Current Events/News:  https://hightimes.com/health/cbd/meta-updates-policy-to-allow-cbd-ads-without-permission/ https://www.westword.com/marijuana/oreo-owner-sends-cease-and-desist-order-to-marijuana-growers-over-oreoz-strain-17258905 Are you FUCKING kidding me News:  https://www.cannabissciencetech.com/view/woman-wins-case-claiming-neighbors-cannabis-odor-creates-a-private-nuisance Would You Rather: Would you rather have a third arm that can only high-five or a third leg that can only moonwalk? Would you rather be able to teleport but only to the toilet, or have the ability to fly but only at a maximum height of ten feet above the ground? Would you rather have the ability to communicate with animals, but only in “meow” and “woof”, or the ability to communicate with plants, but only through an interpretive dance?

The Labamba Chronicals
Lost my fucking job again. Why do I have to type this title twice?

The Labamba Chronicals

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2023 1:08


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Going Rogue With Caitlin Johnstone
Punch The Empire In The Fucking Face

Going Rogue With Caitlin Johnstone

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2023 7:48


To be clear, when I talk about how both mainstream political parties are used to advance the same agendas I am not saying that they are the same. I like to compare them to the jab and the cross in boxing; they're two different punches thrown from different hands, and they're used in completely different ways. But they're both being used by the same boxer, and they're both being used to knock you on your ass. The cross, which happens to come from the right hand for an orthodox fighter, is a damaging knockout punch. But in boxing it's generally worthless on its own; it might be useful in a pub brawl, but against a skilled boxer you need to set it up with the jab. The jab — the left hand for an orthodox fighter — is a swift, stunning blow. You don't see many knockouts with it, but you see it land with great frequency because it's thrown by the hand that's closest to the other fighter. And the beauty of the jab is that it can be used to set up the cross — the famed "one-two", the most common combination in boxing. That's how the two mainstream parties work together to knock the public on their ass. The "left" party sets them up, and then comes the crushing knockout blow. Democrats fight off all efforts to move the US to the left when they're in power, then Republicans come in and move it even further to the right. Democrats refuse to codify Roe V Wade, and Republicans come in to kill it. Democrats "reluctantly" give Bush war powers, he uses it to invade Iraq. Democrats inch up the brinkmanship against China, Republicans do whatever horrifying thing they're going to do when they take power. Reading by Tim Foley.

Throw God
TG on NETFLIX QB, Shark Week Sex Dolls and fucking blood clots

Throw God

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2023 32:03


Trash Panda Podcast
Rose McGowan's Flat Fucking Ass

Trash Panda Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2023 90:07


In this week's episode we have "Ya Boy" on and we talk MCU. Like, I mean a lot of MCU. So, we try to pick what Hollywood actors would be good for certain Marvel Characters.

Jim and Them
Deep Fake Love - #778 Part 2

Jim and Them

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2023 89:57


Deep Fake Love: Netflix is delivering more trash that you love to enjoy! Let's get into some Deep Fake Love. FALSO AMOR Cat Pervert: This neighbor dares to harbor this man's cat and he isn't having any of it. Calls 'em like he sees 'em, CAT PERVERT ALERT. Violent J's Young Girlfriend: Love Don't Judge episode covers Violent J's younger girlfriend that he found on Instagram. ETHAN HUNT!, LIVING MANIFESTATION OF DESTINY!, MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!, KORN!, GOT THE LIFE!, NU METAL PODCAST!, ALWAYS HAS BEEN!, AUTISM!, WHO GOT IT!?, YOUTUBE UPLOADS!, STREAMATHON!, APPEALS!, PEENER!, NETFLIX!, DEEP FAKE LOVE!, REALITY SHOW!, SPAIN!, CONCEPT!, TRASH!, REALITY!, AVATAR!, DEEPFAKES!, CGI!, FACE SWAP!, CHEATING!, SPOUSE!, RELATIONSHIP!, VR!, ESPANA!, ENGLISH DUBS!, MATURE!, SEXY!, FUCKING!, HUMPING!, COVERS!, LOVE IS BLIND!, THE ULTIMATUM!, FUCK BOY ISLAND!, TWIST!, CLIFFHANGER!, NEXT EPISODE!, BINGE!, KID WANTS TO BE MEXICAN!, QUESADILLAS!, FABIAN!, ETHIOPIAN!, AFRICAN!, PAKISTAN TO LONDON!, SAUDI ARABIA!, TRASH!, PLANE!, DIRTY!, OVERFLOWED!, JEDDAH!, CAT PERVERT!, NEIGHBORS!, FIGHT!, CAT!, HARBORING MY CAT!, INSIDE CAT!, OUTSIDE CAT!, TERRY!, GOLDBRICKER!, ICP!, VIOLENT J!, LOVE DON'T JUDGE!, SARAH!, GOLD DIGGER!, DRUNK!, MEDICATION!, SLURRED WORDS!, INSTAGRAM!, ONLYFANS!, HOTTIES!, WHORES!, PAINTED FACES!, BLUE CHECKMARK!, OLD MAN!, ANDY MILONAKIS!, THREESOME!, OLD HEAD!  You can find the videos from this episode at our Discord RIGHT HERE!

The Co-Main Event MMA Podcast
Episode 560: Francis Ngannou rolls a Yahtzee

The Co-Main Event MMA Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2023 88:55


At this point, you gotta admire Francis Ngannou's track record of doing exactly what the fuck he says he's going to do. He said he was going to wait out his UFC contract. He did that. He said he was going to sign a lucrative MMA deal that would include unprecedented gains for both himself and his opponents. He did that. He said he was going to sign a big-money boxing match against one of the world's best-known pugilists that would probably set him up for life. He. Fucking. Did. That. How can you not be happy for this guy? On this episode, we look forward to Ngannou vs. Tyson Fury, talk about Holly Holm's submission loss to Marya Bueno Silva and anticipate the return of Tom Aspinall. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Morgonpasset i P3
Fucking Åmål 25 år, svenska kronan mår piss och Zytomierskas cultural reset

Morgonpasset i P3

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2023 95:22


Assia Dahir berättar hur Katrin Zytomierska resetat kulturen! Torbjörn Averås Skorup grattar Tre klick mos! Linnea Henriksson har giggat loss! Fucking Åmål fyller 25 år och vi pratar med kulturjournalisten Hanna Johansson om filmens kulturella impact! Svenska kronan mår kanske inte jättebra, vi låter ekonomijournalisten och Kapitalet-poddaren, Gunnar Harrius förklara varför! P3 Nyheters Vanja Hagberg om ödesveckan för Sveriges Natomedlemskap och debatten om alkoholmonopolet. Dessutom: SPHERE! Programledare: Torbjörn Averås Skorup, Assia Dahir och Linnea Henriksson

Easy, Killer: A True Crime Podcast
Fucking, Sinead, O'Connor

Easy, Killer: A True Crime Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2023 29:56


Hi this is Brandy cocreator of easy killer. I also have a podcast called Love, Me don't leave. I'm uploading the new episode here so you guys can hear it. Go check out Love Me, Don't Leave Podcast by Brandy :) thank you for the support still will be making episodes for Easy Killer. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/easykillerpodcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/easykillerpodcast/support

Real Estate Marketing Dude
Sharpen Your Skillset with Creative Financing

Real Estate Marketing Dude

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2023 35:49


Today we are talking with Zach Beach and we are looking at creative ways to expand your skillset and diversify your offering. If you are still doing things the traditional way, then you are blending into the crowd with a million different agents.ResourceGet a Copy of Zach's BookReal Estate Marketing DudeThe Listing Advocate (Earn more listings!)REMD on YouTubeREMD on InstagramTranscript:What's up? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the episode of Real Estate Marketing Dude Podcast. Folks, the market has changed. We're going to change with it. And what we're gonna be talking about today is a way to do that. If you're still doing business, the way you have 12 months ago, you're probably suffering. There's a reason why 60,000 real estate agents that I keep saying is probably 40,000.00:04:11:23 - 00:04:27:04It's going to be 150,000. It doesn't matter because when the market shifts, people don't know what to do. And most of you've never seen a shift in your life. And to the tune of like 80 plus percent of all real estate agents have never seen a shift. When the shift happens, it's the opportunity. This is when people make their money in real estate.00:04:27:14 - 00:04:42:20And what we're going to be talking about today is a creative way to go ahead and do that. If you're are a real estate agent or your lender and you're still doing things traditional, there's nothing that makes you different. The reason why some people make a lot of money in real estate is because they do things no one else knows how to do.00:04:43:01 - 00:04:59:00And that's why we're going to chat about today. And the more problems you can solve, the more money you will make. And if you're doing what everything else does, like every other agent, there's a million of you guys, a million real estate agents. Great. I could go out and sell a house. Good. Fucking big deal. I have access to the MLS to anyone can sell a house.00:04:59:00 - 00:05:20:00It's how you sell it that makes people hire you. It's the value you bring to the table, which is a skill set. Today we're going to be talking about creative financing in real estate so you can see how you do deals, how you can advise on deals and bring value to the table. Because the one who does is the one who's going to not only succeed in this market, but they're going to take market share.00:05:20:07 - 00:05:41:06So without further ado from smart real estate coach dot com, we have Zachary Beach to come in and schools today. What's up, Zach? Why what's going on, my man? I couldn't agree with with I couldn't agree with you more with most of the things that you said there. Although I'm not a real estate agent, I work with many real estate agents and show them how to get on the investment side.00:05:41:21 - 00:06:05:15But also my partner was a broker owner for 18 years and my other partner was a realtor for eight. So totally get that side of the business. But now is the opportunity, especially is less opportunities in the traditional side or rear in their heads. Now is the opportunity to get on the investment side, especially in an unstable market, which is exactly where creative financing it's said every real estate agent should be in investing.00:06:05:15 - 00:06:21:02Like if you're investing, you should. I mean, if you're sitting and you should be investing. ECOtality doing if you're not that's all purpose because you'll burn out. I burnt out ten years in a real estate agent if you're really doing deals like if you're doing 30 plus deals a month, 40, 50, 60, you're burnt out after ten years.00:06:21:02 - 00:06:36:21It's it's a hard business and it burns you out. So I ended up in San Diego. But let's get into this thing on on creative financing. And one I want you to tell us a little bit about what type of creating financing you're doing. So I know the exact property types and all that, and then I got a whole bunch of other questions.00:06:38:06 - 00:06:59:16Yeah. So, you know, me and my family have been buying specifically to create a fantastic for over ten years now, we've been teaching people on how to actually execute our creative financing strategies with our trademark three a system for about ten years now as well now have done hundreds of millions of dollars worth of deals without using cash, without using credit, without going to banks.00:07:00:07 - 00:07:27:20So the three strategies that we used after we kind of utilize those three things as, as our, as our rules per se are our lease options buying properties subject to the existing loan and seller finance. So a lease option, really, all that is, is just the ability to control an asset without ownership, with the intent to go ahead and sell it on a on a lease option, most likely owner financing it.00:07:27:20 - 00:07:46:21Just when you're you're speaking with sellers and you're solving a seller's problem and they want to be your bank. And this goes great with a lot of people that have, voila, equity in their property or have no debt where it's second homes or have inherited properties. They see that asset or they see that property is now a liability on that asset.00:07:47:03 - 00:08:11:09And you can go in and step in and they can get some cash flow from it. I lost a lot of tax benefits associated with it and then the last one would be buying a property subject subject to the existing loan, which really is the complete opposite of owner financing. It's where a property has little equity in the property and you go ahead and you close on this property subject to the existing loan, meaning the loan is going to remain attached to the seller's credit.00:08:11:16 - 00:08:31:06So that can be paid off. But title will transfer to your business. And that's that's how we control these assets own these assets. And then our primary exit strategies are rent to own or owner financing as well. So we do two creative on both sides. Okay. I need to talk to you about something after this podcast on that.00:08:31:13 - 00:08:48:11All right. So let's start let's dig deep in. Let's let's lease option as lease option, give you equitable right their interest to go ahead and actually like do show with the property. So I could dumb that down for people. Yeah, 100%. I mean, that is basically what at least that option gives you the ability to then go market the property to an end buyer.00:08:48:17 - 00:09:12:11Our end buyers tend to be people that need time in order to qualify for loans. Is the UN bankable people and what they really need is time. So that's anybody that has a legitimate hiccup in their credit, somebody that is an entrepreneur and a self-employed business person because they need seasoning. It could just be anybody that right now that needs time because they could qualify for a loan at 3% and now they can't qualify for 7%.So these are legitimate buyers that just need time. So, yes, the lease option agreement and we do it slightly different, which is which is really important. If you actually if you have people that have done creative writing deals, listen, this podcast, here's a small tweak that you can make right now. Or if you're brand new at real estate investing, you're going to be doing it right day one.And I think it's different than what everyone else is doing. And that is when we go ahead and lock down a property in our lease purchase agreement, we actually lock in the position of the seller and all we're guaranteeing is paying off the loan in the future and giving the seller the equity that we locked in to. The difference between us and someone else is most other people's lock in a purchase price.So they have zero protection for a down market and they don't get the benefit in the principal pay down or the appreciation as much of the appreciation on the property. So really cool tweet there for you as well, Suze. We're controlling that asset now. We're going to go ahead and sell the property on a lease option as well.It's also known as a sandwich lease option. So what's it out there? A scenario of that? Because here's where I think a lot of agents, if they're putting together these deals and whatnot, most you guys are lenders or agents listening to shows. I'll speak through that. Give me a scenario where I'm coming across and where this might be just my play.So like because books here's what the reality is. You see a lot of distressed deals and people are going be open to these type of conversations. Right. And you need to know how to take them down, not only just for yourselves, but like you might have some other client. You're doing this on behalf and ultimately you just need to know how all this stuff works because it just puts you in a different category.So give me a let's do it like an example, like how this would play out. Yeah, absolutely. So if I'm if I'm also listening or listening to this and I'm looking through this as a lender or a or realtor lens, right now, if I'm a realtor, I'm sitting and I'm saying anything that doesn't fit inside my current box because I'm not I'm not suggesting after you listen this podcast, that you completely throw out your normal business.You keep that running everything that fits inside of your box and anything that does not fit inside of your box. All right. Well, now you have options for you solve a seller's problem because that's all creative financing, is it just we have different tools and mostly more tools to solve someone's problem because we don't fit inside a box.And then if I'm a lender, if I'm a lender, I'm able to add a realtor, but I'm looking at more probably the buyer side where buyers that cannot qualify for loans and it's roughly 60 to 80% of the market right now can't walk into a bank and get a loan because they need time and they need more money down.I need higher credit score. They need to see if I'm the lender. I then look for somebody selling all these options to help them work on their credit. And then now you're banking on that. You able to sell that loan in 24 months or 12 months or 36 months. So you from a lender perspective, you said something important is that here's where because here's the here's what happens is that a lot of the real estate agents and guys, this is another option you offer.This is another service you offer. Just doesn't have to be the only service you a vast majority of buyers are looking to go listed. You're out. People buy the same way for you, so don't overthink this. But he says something really important is that because here's here's where all agents come through. I have a fiduciary duty from the National Association of Realtors, and I need to always act in the best interest of the seller.Folks, highest and best dollar is not always in the best interest of the seller. Get that shit out of your head. You have to realize that the only reason people like Zachary and the other millions and millions of real estate agents are investors in the world. Exist is because they're nothing more than just problem solvers for people that have house issues, period.That's all this is. So there is no taking advantage of people. When you're just 100% transparent, tell them exactly what you're doing. But trust me, they will never sign off on it if it's not doing them a favor. And if not, you're just not practicing ethically and you should get you're asking, but you know, you could be ethical and be a real estate investor.There's a million ways to do it. So because I know what people are saying oh at I'm that means you're going to that's that's fraud. No, dude. Yeah. I need to understand how how it works. And if the seller is not willing to play ball well, then it's just not an option for them. But when they are in these situations, it is.So the lease option would be somebody. What's the seller scenario on there? Who's more likely wanting to do a lease option? Yeah, I'm glad you brought that up. So lease options, I mean, they don't they're kind of a best seller, but it's the simplest way to start creative financing. So a lot of real estate investors start there because they can solve a seller's problem and not have title transfer.So these are the deals you hear. It's like no money down deals and creative mindset because even if you bought property and you didn't have to pay a seller a down payment, you still have to pay for closing costs. So these are the no money down deals. So if you know a seller that is interested in getting top price is interested in not paying a realtor commission, right?Because they want to maximize their profits, but most importantly, is willing to wait for their equity because they would rather maximize their profit. So that's an important distinction when it comes to creative writing that is in it. In a scenario where a seller has equity, their their pain threshold has to be greater, that they want a higher price or more profit than they need their money now.Yeah. So that that tends to happen. But also, I mean there's about 80% of our deals that we've done over the past ten years just in creative writing are coming from expired listings because they've gone on the market, they've received feedback, they either agreed with it or not, and then their options are Now do I go list in take on that feedback like I got to paint the house or I going to lower my price or I get to do X, Y and Z or they find something like us.So it's like, okay, I get it. The traditional market didn't provide you the solution you were hoping for. So now here's how we may be able to structure the deal. And then now they can go ahead. And instead of going through another six month process, they can now go ahead and actually make a move and we can close on this relatively more quickly.So that's where a lot of the deals come from that are for sale by owners because there's people out there that will not no matter what, even if you're the best age in the world, hire a real estate agent. Yeah. So now we can go direct to them and now we can structure something that that solves the problem.So again, if I'm an agent, I'm listening because I'm assuming a lot of agents you've been directly I'm listened to this podcast and that is it's you you can make multiple options for somebody where you can say, here's what this looks like. If I list your house and here's all the benefit you're going to get, here's the profits.But also here, I just want like, you know, I buy real estate here. I can provide some solutions. Here's what this may look like, because you mentioned a point earlier which is not all highest and best is always the best option for people. Sometimes people come to us because they want time and flexibility like they don't want to sell and immediately have to leave their house or somebody is behind on payments and they need that thing to be caught up immediately.And they can't wait 90 days to close or 60 days to close or somebody is has no equity in their house and they actually have to pay you out of pocket in order to close on this deal. So just so many different scenarios like that makes sense. So somebody that the lease option that would be someone who has what's their equity situation usually like or is it just more of like like let's just paint a picture for the market right now people what seven at least in my markets in like California 7% interest rate on like a $1.5 million house is a big difference than a 4% on a $1.5 million house.So what? But a lot of the people out here have a lot of equity over the last few years. The reality is it looks like things aren't selling the way they were because of the interest rate hike. You know, it's sort of buying people in the house. So the problem that people are having, those, they can't sell that house that they live in.Now, if that's primary owner. Yeah. And then replace the same type of lifestyle with a comparable property. So that's issue number one because it's a lot smaller house that they would get at today's rate. The second half of that is that a lot of these people aren't able to sell what they think it's worth and people are starting to come to the reality of like, Oh shit, the market isn't quite what it is, but they might be willing to wait for it to come back.Is that an ideal scenario here? Someone who can't sell right now, but they're willing to wait and then they have a tenant with an option there and then yeah, here's here's three. These are three general managers, three generalized say motivations or problems we for sale is whether it's a lease option subject to owner finds it perfect what is they want to maximize their profits to is they need debt relief or three is they're settling for they want a poor estate or tax planning purposes.00:18:01:01 - 00:18:26:15UnknownThose are three reasons why people would go a creative financing route because yeah, you're right, there's a lot of transition right now in the market. There's a lot of things that are happening where sellers are unable to sell their property for what they owe. And now exactly what you're saying, which is they have this idea of what the price the price was 6 to 12 months ago, and now they have unrealistic expectations of their house.00:18:27:05 - 00:18:53:09UnknownSo if I'm a creative financing real estate investor, although I'm not suggesting you always buy market or above market, but what I am suggesting is price is just one of the terms that we care about. If I buy your house right now at Market value and even though it's slightly inflated and I have ten years to pay off and I have the benefit of principal pay down, I'm going to cash flow that thing and I'm going to sell it at a higher price to a tenant.00:18:53:09 - 00:19:17:06UnknownA buyer, I don't know. That price is always a small factor in my decision making process, where the traditional market is like the number one factor in their decision making process. Now, it's actually more of a factor, I would say, than even the interest rate on the property, because most people buy for the price or you know, what they did during cover with support for the interest rate and not the price.00:19:17:06 - 00:19:40:00UnknownAnd now we're seeing what's happening with that, which means people under underwater. So just those three factors tend to be and I know they may be generalized, but it's all about solving someone's problem because I could buy a property on a lease option that has no debt and just the seller does not want to give up title for tax planning purposes or the benefit of ownership.00:19:40:16 - 00:20:03:20UnknownThey also might not want to transfer title because they don't trust me, which is understandable for some, and they can also buy a property. We always decide we're on a lease purchase which has zero equity in the property and if that's the case, it just the term length is going to be more important to me because any time I'm buying a property with no equity, I need two things to happen.00:20:03:20 - 00:20:25:21UnknownI need the price to appreciate over time, which you and I both know, especially if we go through cycles over time, it's going to always increase and I need the principal pay down to go to pay down on the interest and the mortgage balance on that property over time because then that creates equity. So we bought a we said we bought a lease option from a seller for ten years, ten year lease options.00:20:25:21 - 00:20:50:18UnknownYou just want to give up for whatever reason up in Northern Massachusetts, she relocated to D.C., got another property, get a new mortgage, and she had a vacant house because it expired off the market for about six months, was paying 20 $300 basically just to keep it up. Never was there. We were able to solve that problem because we stepped in to start making those mortgage payments, filled the property with a tenant buyer.00:20:51:05 - 00:21:09:11UnknownThat lease option lasted up to eight years on that house. She had no equity at the time. That property ended up netting about $170,000 over the course of the time frame. For her, for me, for us, not for us. And she was able to walk away and not actually have any problems, which, you know, that solves their problem as well.00:21:09:11 - 00:21:28:13UnknownSo I you just you, you name different scenarios and different all different facets of life and all the people's different challenges. And it just the decision making for them is that they want to wait for well, the seller of that she got the price she wanted to back then she's locked in for eight years. But she also gets there's eight years of write offs and all that, right.00:21:29:06 - 00:21:50:10UnknownYeah. Plus she sold the realtor at the time. She would have paid, you know, 15,000, $20,000 out of pocket the between realtor closing costs and she was paying 80 plus about $12,000 by making month, even though it's going to hurt you know it was 2000 dollars amortized right but she's still paying out of pocket that's $12,000 six months with a vacancy.00:21:51:00 - 00:22:09:14UnknownWe were able to solve that and step in and solve a problem really quickly. And she saved money and that we had an asset that we can now go in. So it makes sense to me. I think the seller finance has a lot of opportunity coming up with a lot of these people that can't sell their properties but have equity and are willing to carry paper.00:22:09:22 - 00:22:31:01UnknownCan you talk a little bit on that and you see an opportunity with seller finance more so now that the rates have gone up and the market shifted, then prior? Oh, it's always been one of our favorite strategies we primarily were targeting and it's still due to this day. But I say targeting meaning like we're we're going to do direct mail pieces or looking for a specific property type.00:22:32:04 - 00:22:58:20UnknownIt's we're looking at debt free houses, huge benefits for you as a real estate investor and a lot of tax benefits for the seller. If you can if you can strike a deal with them and solve a problem where now you in the seller get to determine the terms of the mortgage. How powerful is that? Yeah, because if you go ahead and buy a property traditionally who controls the terms of the mortgage, it's the bank.00:22:58:24 - 00:23:17:00UnknownThey tell you how much money you need now, what your credit score needs to be, what the immunization schedule is going to be, if there's, you know, if there's any other collateral, it's just it's insane. So when we go to buy a property now, it's if I can solve the seller's problem now, meaning the seller, I get to decide what the interest rate is, if any.00:23:17:02 - 00:23:39:03UnknownThere's plenty of deals that we do where it's 0% interest, and you must be wondering why people do that. Lots of sellers because they're getting just principle month over month, don't have to go ahead and report for interest as income. So we have different strategies where I can actually pay a premium on the house but pay in principal only.00:23:39:21 - 00:24:01:20UnknownAnd now the seller's actually getting the full amount in place. And as far as capital gains go, they get to stretch it out right over how. Yeah, that's really time frame we're doing. So you here that is. But this is the skill set I opened up with you guys is you have to like know this shit. Like you have to know what tax advantages are for seller so that you can present that.00:24:02:05 - 00:24:15:01UnknownBecause if you look at the numbers, it looks like a bad deal. But when you actually do the math, you're like, this is actually a good deal. When you talking about if you don't know how to explain that to it to a seller, you know, I don't know what to tell you. This is where you need to sharpen.00:24:15:01 - 00:24:34:07UnknownThis is what people look for in these markets. But look what he's saying. You guys at every every other sentence he's saying problem, solve, problem, solve, problem, solve. And that's the key here is that you're in business to be a house problem solver. You don't have to overthink any of this stuff, in my opinion. Let's get into the marketing of this because I know people are going want to ask about that.00:24:34:20 - 00:24:58:22UnknownHow are we finding these types of sellers? You mentioned one, he's going after debt free houses, but how else are you locating? Yeah, so I it's these people because agents are like, oh, it sounds easy, but it's not. If I'm an agent, I am already in front of how many people per month. Yeah. Where I can make additional offers.00:24:58:22 - 00:25:24:21UnknownSo if you're already involved in real estate investing, where you're an agent, you're lender, you're a wholesaler, you're a fiction flipper, you're buying like you're already in front of people. It's now and you can just pick up one extra deal per month or every other month. It makes a dramatic difference when we look at our deals. It ranges from, say, $40,000 on the low end semi over the course of about 24, 36 months on average, up to $250,000.00:25:25:18 - 00:25:43:10UnknownThere's there's deals in which are just 60 months and there's multiple six figures just because of how they're structured. Yeah. So I'm saying that because you don't have to do as many deals. It's not like this. This does have to be a high volume business if you get the right deals. We have a we have an investor up in New Hampshire.00:25:43:13 - 00:26:06:08UnknownHe's done five deals. They all averaged over $100,000 over the course of 48 months. And just because you have a full time job, two or yeah, he was a he's a government contractor and he's just doing this on the side for his retirement. Yeah. But again, back to your point, as far as marketing goes, it's it's really simple in our we we pull expired listings to cancel withdrawn for sale by owners.00:26:06:14 - 00:26:24:24UnknownWe make direct contact with them. We reach out to them via phone and as though they doing it maybe 3 hours to go make it a handful of deals and reach out to a couple people. I set up an appointment with a seller that has he has got a lot of equity in his property, but there's tenants he doesn't like and and that's why he's selling.00:26:25:02 - 00:26:47:09UnknownSo really can solve this problem rather easily as he could still cashflow this property. And I get cash flow too. And he's still a professional company instead of a tenant. So dear landlord then and then. So we have that and then you have direct mail pieces that of course lead to, you know, a virtual assistant pulling together the information and then you're following up.00:26:47:21 - 00:27:05:06UnknownIt's really we try to keep this three as uncomplicated as possible and shore up your as you grow and scale, you can do Facebook ads and Google ads and you can you can spend a lot of money on online marketing. Or it could be you could spend very little in this business too. And so generate the deals you need.00:27:06:02 - 00:27:22:15UnknownYeah, it goes back to the if you have a budget and you can leverage your time with it. Right. But if you don't then you need your time to do the work. So but I want he said something else a couple you guys this isn't like a every agent like if you're full time or what if you're in real estate full time.00:27:22:15 - 00:27:35:07UnknownWe got to way. You're right you could be title rep. Listen, this doesn't matter. This is like something most people I see get into real estate investing started on the side, literally. They're like, Oh, I'm just going to do a deal or two and see how it goes. Like, Oh, fuck, I made a lot of money. I mean, go out, do this deal.00:27:35:07 - 00:27:51:11UnknownI'm going to to a year and three year and something you could grow passively, but it is something I would put on your radar this year, you guys, because I mean we're targeting distressed hard I'm such in my entire model I'm going right after the distressed markets but I know what's coming and I'm well ahead of all of you guys.00:27:51:11 - 00:28:14:21UnknownI'm like three years ahead of you guys. It doesn't you don't have to be. And I'm not saying that in a bragging type of way. I'm just saying I know what's coming. And, you know, over the last 12 months, I've been sort of formulating our idea. We're doing a lot of sale leasebacks. For example, there's different creative options that we're putting in there because people are going to look for creativity because the traditional listing isn't as easy to get rid of the property.00:28:15:04 - 00:28:34:19UnknownSo you're going to see a lot of these opportunities open up. Mark my words, I guarantee you it's going to happen. Would you agree with that? I think in every market, too, I don't care where you're at in the country. I'm positive this is going to happen. Guys. Yeah, I'm not as I would say, I'm not as decisive as you on that as far as how how drastic the market's going to shift.00:28:34:19 - 00:28:55:08UnknownAnd I think we're all due for a market shift no matter what, especially with the unprecedented times and COVID and what happened afterwards. I think there's a reason why creative fighting is like the number one and talked about and searched on subject right now talk about being ahead of our time. We've been doing this now for over ten years just in this market.00:28:55:08 - 00:29:20:09UnknownI'm just in creative writing. I haven't done anything else in real estate investing since the 2008 crash. And we've noticed, as always, when there's turmoil in the market now, creative financing options become a a more normalized, traditional way of buying and selling real estate because when there's turmoil, that means that the market needs more help, needs more solutions.00:29:20:13 - 00:29:46:07UnknownYes. And that's exactly what we're seeing right now. We're seeing more deals and better deals because we're able to really saw people's problems. And as you're saying, what's interesting is even if people aren't distressed because they hear so much noise, they actually feel distressed, which means that there are actually there's a lot of sellers that will sell properties either below market or more creatively just because they hear everything that's going on.00:29:46:07 - 00:30:02:02UnknownAnd although they're in a really good position, they don't feel like they are. And now we can go ahead and step in and solve that problem as well. You feel like the temperature's changed with sellers and you guys are doing a nationwide thing if students all over. But and because before it was like sellers are sort of dicks like fuck you, I'm not going to sell my house, this thing is worth it.00:30:02:03 - 00:30:34:08UnknownThis is the Taj Mahal. Like no one's touch this thing for less than $10 million, but now they're starting to open up a little bit. Right. And it takes 6 to 8 months for that to happen, which is I think we're there now because it's hard. The market is always lagging behind, even like I remember back in 29 or 2010 when the market was depreciating so fast that the comps on paper were showing higher than what the true values that people are willing to pay big are a major issue in the BPOs and the appraisals at that time, because the market was depreciating fast and it was going up.00:30:34:08 - 00:30:53:00UnknownSo in the last six months of comps, if you're Joe with a 200,000 or sales price, but that's not 175. Well, you're at a there's it's hard to get the bank to accept that but it came I caught up. So you're going to see that in this market as well. And I think there's going to be more. More and I'm not saying you get fucking like crazily distressed.00:30:53:00 - 00:31:15:05UnknownI just think that there's going to be people I know there's people with higher credit card debt right now. I know that the people who bought in the last 12 months are all underwater that got FHA or VA financing. So there's dire situations that now on the flip side of that, their payments are very affordable. Right. So you don't know what they're going to do with it and we don't know if people are going to do that.00:31:15:05 - 00:31:33:15UnknownBut what I know is that there's people that are looking at their houses and what they do with them in way more creative ways than they were just in school. Listed on Zillow or for sale by owner. But on the MLS that's going to make a whole lot of money. Yeah, I'm Mike and I think it's important that you hit on exactly what you just said, which was one of our strategies buying property subject to.00:31:33:15 - 00:31:51:09UnknownI mean, what we're what we're doing right now is we're buying properties with 3% interest rates, two and a half percent interest rates where nobody else can get access to 7%. So as long as you can solve that seller's problem, because if I'm a seller and I'm underwater, I don't know where to go. I'm not a real estate investor.00:31:51:16 - 00:32:08:10UnknownYou know, we know. Sit tight, wait or move out and turn into an asset. And because you get it, because you get cash flow on it. But most people don't think that way. And now all of a sudden if something dramatic cabins they walk through these exit. I like this scenario let's walk through it so they get an idea.00:32:08:10 - 00:32:32:15UnknownSo let's just say and we're actually have one here in San Diego and most of these loans, you consumer the early FHA or VA, is that accurate? Can you assume a conventional. Well, I'm not assuming anything. Just I mean, the because there's different I'm thinking of subject to mortgage but you could actually assign mortgages to and there's a lot of real estate agents you're doing stick VA's VA loans you can assume if you choose to.00:32:33:03 - 00:32:53:06UnknownBut remember my rules or our rules, and that is we don't sign personally on debt. So what we're doing and I know with the subject deals, the number one worry is about the down sales clause and everybody freaks out about it. But the truth is, it's like, do you want sales calls? And I have a specific measurement, but I have heard of very few do on sales scores happening.00:32:53:21 - 00:33:23:24UnknownBut I know that there are techniques that are attorneys have suggested how we acquire the properties primarily, primarily through family trusts because the Garden State Germain Act, I think it's 1982 or 84 states that a do on sales clause cannot be called if it's for state or taxpaying purposes for a transfer of title. So then we just buy the trust that is like one, two, three, Jump Street Smith Family Trust, and we're the beneficiary of that property.00:33:24:15 - 00:33:42:12UnknownI like it. It's very smart, though. So and at the end of the day, a lot of these deals in which we're doing, is it worth the risk of the on sales clause being called? Because there's other ways to pivot, too, because basically the bank saying that they're going to foreclose and do on sales. And how long does that take?00:33:42:14 - 00:34:13:16UnknownMany times. In many cases, it takes a long time. You can exchange the beneficiary back to the seller in order to protect the seller, you could sell the property before it's fully been completed. There's just so many different ways in order to structure these. And in most cases, because I can already hear people saying, in most cases, when we buy properties like this, we're actually improving the seller's credit because most of this most of these circumstances, they may be behind on payments or they don't have any equity in their home.00:34:13:16 - 00:34:37:03UnknownSo we're actually improving the lives of the sellers by doing this because it's still attached to their credit. And they're they're benefiting from that because we're always making our payments on time, because at the end of day, it's our asset. We're trying to get this thing the finish line makes sense. I could do it. Any other things? Thoughts, wild things you want to see or mention?00:34:37:03 - 00:35:00:17UnknownAnybody know? I just would say this and that is credit. Finances are a lot of fun because every deal is different. At the end of the day, there's still deals that are happening now. We've done hundreds and hundreds of these great fancy deals. There are still deals that we approach now that have nuances that we have never seen before and that we get to work through and and structure out, which is a heck of a lot of fun.00:35:00:17 - 00:35:26:18UnknownBut know this too. If this is the first time you've heard of creative financing from a guy from Massachusetts that talks super fast, then they're used to this notion they just know like this was a my intent for today was a perspective change to say there are other options out there that you may not be familiar with that can help solve people's problems and also make it very profitable for you as a real estate investor.00:35:27:08 - 00:35:57:14UnknownSo I encourage you and I know we wanted to give a giveaway today, which is I encourage you to go read our first Amazon bestseller book, Real Estate on Your Terms. You get it absolutely free, so you not going to go buy it on Amazon. I'll give it to you right now for free. We'll actually ship it to you at no cost and you just have to go to wicked smart books dot com forward slash marketing guy with a get smart books dot com for XYZ marketing guy And in that book you're going to hear not only our stories, but you're also going to see how each one of these transactions comes to play in00:35:57:14 - 00:36:16:18Unknownthere. And in those case studies, why the seller did it, why the buyers did it, and then how the cash flows there. So a lot of good a lot of good material for you to go through. And then at that stage, you'll now be able to start my, my, my guess is you'll start recognizing more opportunities than you maybe passed up on.00:36:17:24 - 00:36:40:23UnknownLove it. Why don't you tell everybody where they can find you online as well and make sure you guys go ahead and get that download. I'm going to get it as well and check it out. But what you tell them what your website is, you guys have a these guys coach, they train. If you guys want to learn this stuff like go on their site, buy some of their info or their products and then you guys can learn more about it.00:36:40:23 - 00:37:00:14UnknownBut my point today is getting yourself out of your traditional mindset and realizing the opportunities are going to be all around you. They always have been, but I think it is a big opportunity coming up in the next few years of concentrating on because everyone is scared and they're all hiding in the closet because they're being a bunch of pussies and they're scared and don't know what the hell is going to happen to them.00:37:00:14 - 00:37:18:10UnknownAnd they're worried about this and they're worried about that. And at the end of the day, you guys, you got to just man up, woman up. You got to make the change. Nobody's got it. No one can do it for you. You got to do it. You just have to learn it. And what you know in your head, in the skills you have, is what makes the difference between what happens during this time.00:37:18:20 - 00:37:39:02UnknownSo, yeah, you can find you can find us at smart real estate coach dot com fans on Instagram TikTok Facebook at Smart Real Estate Coach Also on YouTube at Smart Real Estate Coach, we have over I think it's over 300 deals structure of Sunday's now we call them where it's either our deals or the deals that we helped our students do.00:37:39:10 - 00:38:01:13UnknownAnd we literally whiteboard it out where we found the seller, what the deal looks like, why the buyer needed us, what the payments were, the paydays on it. They'll they'll continue to help share with you exactly how this may work in your current business model right now. Sweet man. Well, appreciate you sharing your insight today. We appreciate all you guys listening.00:38:01:13 - 00:38:16:09UnknownAnother up. So the real estate marketing do podcast folks. If you have any additional questions, want to check out our new software. We just lost referral suite ecom. This is part of suite assist and if you're looking for a referral marketing system that firms your database makes them not forget who the hell you are, what you do. This is all you need.00:38:16:22 - 00:38:32:20UnknownLearn about it, research it, and then I'll follow you around the internet and so you can buy it. And we'll meet in the middle somewhere. Referrals to and referrals Slate.com. Appreciate it, dude. You guys have a great week and we'll see you guys next Saturday. Bye bye.

Western Promises
097 Tom Clancy's Phantom of the Ghost Gun or some fucking shit

Western Promises

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2023 81:07


patreon.com/westernpromises In the heart-pounding military thriller "The Phantom of the Ghost Gun," a team of elite soldiers is thrust into a high-stakes black ops mission that will push them to their limits. As the River Oracle of Edo State grows dangerously close to unlocking the secret of immortality, their assignment becomes clear: they must eliminate this relentless adversary before he alters the course of history forever. In the treacherous world of covert operations, where danger lurks at every turn, the team must confront their greatest challenge yet. Equipped with unparalleled combat skills and cutting-edge technology, they navigate a web of deception and conspiracy. Time is of the essence as they race against the clock, facing perilous odds and fighting against an enemy who will stop at nothing to achieve his dark ambitions. As the mission unfolds, the team discovers that the River Oracle's pursuit of immortality is far from ordinary. Armed with a pocket knife and an inexplicable belief in the power of a humble box turtle and some lettuce, he weaves a mystical tapestry of ancient rituals and forbidden knowledge. With each step closer to the truth, the line between myth and reality blurs, and the stakes soar higher. In the vein of Tom Clancy, "The Phantom of the Ghost Gun" delivers an adrenaline-fueled narrative that combines explosive action with mind-bending twists. As the team delves deeper into the heart of darkness, they must grapple with their own mortality while safeguarding the world from an unstoppable force. Can they decipher the River Oracle's cryptic puzzle and stop him in time? Or will humanity pay the ultimate price for the quest for eternal life? Brace yourself for a pulse-pounding journey into the heart of darkness, where the destiny of nations hangs in the balance, and the ghosts of the past and present collide.

In Bed With Nikky
Tree Fucking, Having A Threesome, Expo Threesome, A Silver Fox Experience

In Bed With Nikky

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2023 28:14


An article about a man fucking a tree in the UK. Three friends have a threesome with each other. A woman does a tit for tat and has an experience at an out of town Expo. A woman writes in about her silver fox experience. If you have any erotic fantasies you want to share or even if it is to say hello please feel free to send them to ⁠⁠⁠Nikky@dearnikky.com⁠⁠⁠or anonymously ⁠⁠⁠DearNikky.com/confessions⁠⁠⁠By submitting a confession and/or question you certify the following stipulations to be true: You are the sole creator of the submission; You are 18 years of age or older and legally able to write, submit erotic or pornographic material Stories including Bestiality, Incest and Incest Fantasies, Underage Role-Play, Rape Sex, Rape Fantasies or other non-consensual content or Racial slurs will not be aired. We reserve the right to change names or other identifiable information. I am releasing all rights to this creation ⁠⁠⁠Dear Nikky: Sex Confessions From People Just Like You⁠⁠⁠ is out now!You can email me at ⁠⁠⁠Nikky@dearnikky.com⁠⁠⁠or ⁠⁠⁠dearnikky@smuttyflix.com⁠⁠⁠.You can find me also a ⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠Smuttyfy⁠⁠⁠.If you liked the show leave a positive review on any platform you listen to the show on.You can send me confessions directly to my P.O. Box.1750 Jefferson St.#104674Jefferson City, MO 65109 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dearnikky/message