Crazy Talk: The Smoke Break Chronicles

The boys are back for a wacky episode of crazy talk, this time discussing the importance of not blaming beer companies, crazy talk icon Mad Mike Hughes, and sex ed in schools

King Quas and Lil' TooLo lament the loss of a basketball legend, discuss courtroom etiquette, being unable to wipe, and establish a new calendar system.

King Quas and Lil TooLo make a grand return at the most wonderful time of year - Christmas! Join them as they explore Christmas tradition, silly crazy talk occurring this time of year, and propose the idea of replacing Christmas all together.

The boys are joined by fan favorite Gabrihnella as they explore the wacky lives of two college students, the famous, esteemed Emmuh Watson, and her lovable partner, Sleepy Rian. 

TooLo and Quas express their frustration with the ultra wealthy's legal immunity as well lack of touch with reality in the latest episode of Crazy Talk

The boys are joined by none other than Ryder TwoTimes as they dive into the fascinating concept that we might just be controlled by aliens covered in Cheeto dust. Are we all part of a big simulation?https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00UC9SOKW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_SLyGDb49NTEYY

Quas and TooLo are once again joined by the awesome Brihn as they welcome new guests Mads and Jose, the Hispanic Jay-Z and Beyonce. Together they learn that babies eat sh*t, make hard choices between herpes and syphilis, learn why kids need kitty litter, and how to save the world by sh*tting less.

The guys break down what it would be like to have two members, give middle fingers to a guy who cracks skulls, wasp nests, and the potential health benefits of roach milk.

TooLo and Quas welcome special guest Ryder, where they challenge themselves to a never ending floor is lava game, grant Squirrel Girl her powers, and speak into existence the horror that is the Three Titty Tickle Monster.

Spaghetti Monster save the Queen! The guys learn about some funny roadkill, cakes for losers, and break down what you can and can’t do to the Queen of England.

Quas and Lo debut their first deep dive, discovering the mysterious, esoteric world of Telekinesis and psychic powers. Join them as they investigate the potential for control of the atmosphere, Sacral stimulation, Nazi obsessions, and a guy who just wants to sell you elixirs for your balls. 

King Quas and Lil' TooLo get to know more about special guest Brihn, who denies love to an American treasure, learns more about Meth Gators and Mole People, and is totally not down with those balls.

Ever wondered how your infant could assist you in battle? The boys explore this idea as well as confused aliens, licking unopened ice cream, being infamous, and the first ever "F&#% this Guy" segment.

TooLo and Quas are joined by the lovely Jessica as they launch their first Would You Rather episode, trying not to imagine themselves with explosive farts, streets rendered uncross-able, and constantly fighting coworkers.

Cockroaches strike back as the guys explore the dangers of not cleaning up after your pooch, some gay penguins, a criminal cat, and the true risk of contact with semen.

Lil' TooLo and King Quas discuss the dangers of private schools, alligators and dollar stores as well as the potential for a zombie apocalypse.

Join Lil' TooLo and King Quas in the very first episode of Crazy Talk as they discuss the awkwardness of marriage, a blind art gallery owner, and birth the legend of Randy Banghert.