Forrest and Joe play through every final fantasy game so you don't have to
Forrest and Joe finally finish this fantasy! They go and have the confrontation with the big baddies and that's that... right? The balance certainly isn't ruined... right?Right??
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Joe and Forrest are ready to work together with the empire to resolve all the conflicts and everything should be fine and OH HOLD THE PHONE WE FOUND A BLUE MAGE BLUE MAGIC IS BACK YES
Joe and Forrest go to meet Terra's parents and they get significantly more than they bargained for. Also Cyan is bad.
Did you know Final Fantasy is like Star Wars? This is the first we've heard of it!! This is also the first we've heard about a lot of Terra's history and the first we wonder how she knew it. Also: Airship! Also also: Mog!
Joe and Forrest absolutely take it to Setzer in this episode and then take it to the empire to confront a banana about human rights violations. We're back, babey!
Forrest and Joe make their way through the coolest town in the world with the coolest music in the world then have to engage with opera music to contend with an incel octopus and an incel person with a car.
Do you want to determine the composition of a party! Well, we do and we did! Forrest and Joe also Learn some sad backstories and discuss sports team names a little (as a treat)
We cannot stress enough that you really shouldn't just jump into waterfalls, rushing rivers, undersea currents or any other turbulent water. Please. Please don't be like Sabin.
I know you people only want one thing from us and yes, we suplex the stupid train. Are you happy now? ARE YOU?
Forrest and Joe sit down with the SCENARIO PICKER and also have a discussion of the current spate of video game remakes and OH YEAH THERES A KITTEN
Forrest and Joe wander around a very cool town, do some light and normal river rafting and have extensive batman discussions
On today's episode, Forrest and Joe discuss the relative values of treasure hunters, join a resistance cell and speculate about the merit of leaving a vicious enemy leader alive and well on the battlefield.
Forrest and Joe start in on Final Fantasy VI at last. but first, they have to speculate for a long time about how you recruit or don't recruit Shadow.
Forrest and Joe are back to talk about whether or not Shadow and Gogo filled out their census forms. Come for the weirdly long Ultimania discussion, stay for the discussion of the state of video games in 1994. Oh, and somewhere in there they kick off the season of Final Fantasy VI!
Time for a break as Forrest and Joe discuss the results of NHK's All-Final Fantasy Grand Poll. Spoilers: they have some bones to pick.
Forrest brings friend of the show Lux (@tail_boi) on to do the extra stuff for Final Fantasy V! This time it's a viewing of the 1994 anime OAV series "Final Fantasy: Legend of the Crystals." They're more confused by it than angry at it and didn't expect to see quite so many naked ogresses or chocobos.
We are finally, FINALLY done with Final Fantasy V and you get a SUPER SIZED FINAL EPISODE!There's a ton to talk about as we close out this truly huge game and at long last say goodbye to our dear friends Bartz, Lenna, Faris, Krile and Galuf.
Forrest and Joe stumble right up the saddest tower in the world and also meet some notable dragons. It's almost the end of Final Fantasy V!
In this episode: a "rare bird" which is neither rare nor a bird, the final job, two person teams and a long-abandoned graandpa.Come for the cat brain science, stay for the slime monsters.
It's time for Forrest and Joe to travel around the world around the world around the world around the world
Joe and Forrest discuss Lakes, Rivers, Pyramids, the merits of bravery vs cowardice, a Final Fantasy Nights hall of famer as well as, of course, WALLSNAKES
Forrest and Joe make final fantasy brackets, plumb the depths of castle Exdeath, accept the blood of an old man and then go back home to Bartz's world... or do they?Oh yeah, and Joe big time biffs getting a summon.
Forrest and Joe get some new spells, learn a little bit about an evil tree (an unimportant one) and also nothing important happens. Slow day at work for the FFV crew.
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Oh no! There's movie discussion! There are also moogles, a very bad drake joke and bedridden werewolves as well as another example of poison pig Lenna.Arnold's Agonized Augen!
Joe and Forrest hit up the new Let's Date the Podcast segment and then meet everyone's favorite Bridge battler, GILGAMESH!
Forrest and Joe are hit by a meteor? Glancingly? They get their last jobs? And say goodbye to an old friend... FOR NOW!
Forrest and Joe discuss CyberButts, the movie Clifford and Tom Green all before the episode even begins. Once they do get to it, it's all airships and high tech nonsense and then the happy ending to the game (Don't tell them there's still half a game left)
Forrest and Joe meet Chimeras, hang out in a library, tool around in and lose a ship, and get some more jobs. Oh, and Joe falls in love with a particular soundboard.
Forrest and Joe finally discover fire! They also discover ships powered by fire, castles destroyed by fire and jobs granted by fire. This is truly the fire-lover's delight.
We have the full spectrum of dragon talk here: from the fun times of discussing wyverns to the sad times of discussing death. Forrest and Joe also get more jobs and sink an entire peninsula. Good job, dinguses.
Forrest and Joe get into a long and winding discussion of gender and 90's Japan, the team finds a cool dragon and Lenna is a real poison pig
Forrest and Joe finally get gainful crystal employment and start their first jobs and then they meet an extremely large door for ships to open up like a front door that has a front door key.
It's a new game, a new day and a new start! Don't mess that all up by naming your guy Butts. -this tardy episode brought to you by Halloween and a cold! You all get to hear Forrest's "beautiful" sick voice here.
Now that we're done with FF4, we invite friend of the program Brendan Hinman to come on and talk about his favorite Final Fantasy! If you like this, make sure to check out his podcast, Omegaville!
Forrest and Joe finish off Final Fantasy IV in this double-sized extravaganza in which they take twice as long to talk about half as much! It's the end for Zeromus but only the beginning for the Crystals vs Jobs scale.
Forrest and Joe discover the secrets of the moon, the secrets of who's from the moon, the secrets of who's related to who's from the moon and finally the secret depths of chauvenism
Forrest and Joe explore the vast, dry, monster-girl infested underworld with a little help from some dads that are apparently impervious to explosions.Also: TRADING CARD GAME PACKS!
Why do all the old men want to die? How do they keep failing at it? Also VIRUS SOUND
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Forrest and Joe return to Baron and seek out the next crystal, but first they have to defeat the demons of limited inventory space and magnetism.
Forrest and Joe help some monks fight some assorted skugs, wonder about snake butt, and encounter the truly unmatched elemental fiend SCARMIGLIONE~~~!
Forrest and Joe dive into Final Fantasy IV but for real this time. They meet sundry exciting characters like the old man who forgot how to magic, the little girl they traumatized and Edward, the man who is Gilbert and sucks.
It's time for a new fantasy! The Fourth of its name! Forrest and Joe move on to the 16-bit era as they luxuriate in the Actual, Real Quality of Final Fantasy IV, the story of Cecil versus bad bosses.
Forrest and Joe finish off Final Fantasy III, engaging with what it means to die when you're already a ghost, who the real enemy at the end of the game is, and the reality that time will always destroy everything, eventually. Also, dragons!
Forrest and Joe venture into THE FORBIDDEN LAND OF EUREKA and punch some handsome bosses to death. Now with bonus summon battles and non-intuitive golden path layouts!
If you've ever wondered what it looks like when bounders touch anti-boulders, wonder no more! In this episode, Forrest and Joe discuss the quantum realm, mountain mazes, the values of New Jobs and whether or not it's cool to turn into a Beetlejuice monster.
If you were going to get a birthday present, what's the worst present you could get? Is it "you are going to die?" If you don't want that present, you're the bad guy of a Final Fantasy game. Forrest and Joe also hang out with a stab dad, Gigameth, and discuss a kindly old lady.
Forrest and Joe uncover the mystery of SoupWorld, pass out for three days, help old men, dodge exploding shoes and then blow up a gold man and the Earth Crystal. Having a normal one on the surface world.
Forrest and Joe keep on keeping on, get some new jobs, and meet an extremely ludicrous looking dragon... who's also a man? Finally they find themselves in the long awaited SoupWorld.
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