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Podcast by two sisters who are so overwhelmed by current events that they watch a hit 90s teen drama for the first time and talk about it. Dawson cries so we don't have to.

two sisters who are so overwhelmed by current events that they watch a hit 90s teen drama for the first time and talk about it. Dawson cries so we don't have to.

  • Sep 4, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • monthly NEW EPISODES
  • 1h 6m AVG DURATION
  • 107 EPISODES


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Latest episodes from Dawson Cries

S6 E3 Still Crying

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2020 45:50


Joey sends an email, Pacey sells some stock, and Jack makes a pop culture move. Dawson can't get past, "Dear Joey,"

S6 E2 Kafka and Bangs

Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2020 75:06


Joey and Dawson do the same old song and dance, Pacey, Audrey, and Jack get an apartment, and Jen gets Kafka and bangs. Who's in your quarantine house? Does it look like a perfect model of the typical American Leery home?

S6 E1 Live Your Dream

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2020 74:27


Jen feels happy for once, Grams goes back to school, Audrey and Pacey's Hollywood summer is over, and Dawson cheats time to give Joey a snow globe. Bet she wishes she went to Paris now.

S5 E23 Nobody's Virgin

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2020 86:10


The best laid summer plans of Dawson and friends often go awry. Can you even imagine meeting all your friends and acquaintances at an airport right now?

S5 E22 Push the Limits

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2020 61:58


It's the start of summer break, and Pacey throws a coup d'etat, Joey visits a five and dime, Dawson and Audrey make LA plans, and Jack and Jen plan a Costa Rican get away. Drive safe.

S5 E21 Fear and Panic in the USA

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2020 71:51


Joey likes D's Sketchers, Dawson has a film fling, Pacey has boss issues, and Audrey sees the heat. Jack McPhee needs help, is a mood.

S5 E20 Dream Bigger

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2020 59:49


Audrey and Pacey get the memo, Charlie rides off into the sunrise, Dawson gets an agent, and Joey somehow keeps breaking hearts.

S5 E19 Star-Crossed Soulmates

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2020 59:24


Joey helps pitch a tent, Charlie can't surf, Jen catches a cold, Jack cries, and Dawson never learns. Pacey and Audrey make it capital E Exclusive at the world's saddest spring break.

S5 E18 Fifty-Seven Men

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2020 64:30


Joey falls for a fuck boy, Jen gets hypnotized by the biggest freak in the freak school, Grams' secret boo makes his appearance, Pacey and Audrey transcend their fears and insecurities, and Dawson makes out with a film critic.

S5 E17 Strictly Business

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2020 66:38


Pacey and Charlie make peace, Jen and D fall apart, Audrey sheds what little inhibitions she's got, and Joey tames the dead and the drunk, then falls asleep in her jeans.

S5 E16 Sweet Sadness

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2020 68:56


Jack gets a business card, Joey gets a lecture, and Pacey and Audrey find the passion Jen is searching for. Dawson gets a lousy t-shirt.

S5 E15 Mug Me Daddy

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2020 53:08


Joey gets mugged by a clown who won't shut up and perpetuates her daddy issues on to the next generation.

S5 E14 Hope Cries Last

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2020 53:58


Dawson has the final say, Joey is the sign we've all been waiting for, Jen clacks, Pacey booms, and Audrey seduces. Snow lightly falls, fade to black.

S5 E13 Conditional Brotherhood Blues

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2019 55:25


Jen loses then regains her edge, Jack becomes disillusioned with life at the fraternity, Joey gets unfortunate butterflies, and D stands for Director Dawson.

S5 E12 Freak Show

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2019 61:35


Jen's advice gets recognized, Joey wants the E, Jack doesn't want a room of his own, Pacey stays landlocked, and Dawson needs to watch Godard.

S5 E11 Take a Walk on the Wild Side

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2019 64:29


Audrey gets a job, Pacey gets a raise, Joey gets straight As, other Joey wants you to want her, other other Joey doesn't kiss and tell, and Dawson and Jen wonder how long their bliss can last.

S5 E10 Gummy Risotto

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2019 79:39


Our Boston née Capeside heroes have a dinner party more awkward than your family's Thanksgiving. Grams is up to something.

SE E9 Jaded Cinephiles

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2019 48:22


Joey meets Mr. Peanut, Jack befriends a gay ghost, and Pacey plays chicken in Chef Danny's wife's Beemer. Grams scares the children silly.

S5 E8 Smoke Crack and Worship Satan

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2019 78:26


Jen and Joey swap husbands, Pacey lays the moves on thick, D finally learns what everyone's talking about, and Jack is a stank hoe pimp.

S5 E7 Married Men Stop

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2019 69:15


Dawson goes to therapy, Jen continues to be a true friend, Joey continues to be the smartest one in the room, and Pacey proves his maturity.

S5 E6 Fratlife Bullshit

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2019 65:36


Dawson bags on Dr. Weir, Joey stands up for a friend, Jen turns the tables on a boy who needs to stop, Pacey discovers a dirty little secret, and Jack becomes more unrecognizable by the day. Where is Grams?

S5 E5 Hell Week

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2019 67:45


Dawson grieves, Joey stresses, and Audrey soothes. Jack gets a jacket, Pacey is confronted with his mentor's dark side, and once again, Jen gets much less than she deserves.

S5 E4 Treat Every Word Like It's Your Last

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2019 63:35


Mitch breaks all our hearts. Best friends means friends forever.

S5 E3 You Can Take the Boy out of Capeside

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2019 65:54


Joey and Pacey reunite, Jack gets fratty, Jen abstains for 12 hours, and Dawson's at a crossroads. Don't ice cream and drive.

S5 E2 Eat The Rich

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2019 58:59


Jen gets some action, Pacey gets a job, Audrey gives a tour, and Joey can't drop a class or the D. Christine and Mary get drunk and howl at the moon.

S5 E1 New City, New School, New Phone, Who Dis?

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2019 70:39


Joey makes a call, Jen meets a musician, Jack needs a makeover, and Dawson catches a flight. Welcome to the college years!

S4 E23 Summer School

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2019 72:09


Jen, Jack, and Grams have tea, Mitch buys Dawson the laptop of his dreams, Joey makes a move, and Pacey makes a call. Mary and Christine say goodbye to season four.

S4 E22 Capeside High Class Of 2001

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2019 63:09


Joey gives a speech, Jack and Tobey DTR, the principal shreds the cello and Jen and Drue are jello, baby, Andie comes to town, Pacey passes on his own terms, and Dawson makes Mitch and Gail proud.

S4 E21 Sign My Yearbook

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2019 71:29


Pacey and Joey go to a party, Dawson and Gretchen don't take a road trip, Jen and Grams make a Boston plan, and Jack helps Jen avoid the pitfalls of a student loan.

S4 E20 Feels Like We Only Go Backwards

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2019 73:19


The past, present, and future collide on prom night.

S4 E19 Better Late Than Pregnant

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2019 79:24


What time is it? Literally time for all of Capeside to get a clock.

S4 E18 Sweet Jen

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2019 83:59


Dawson channels his inner Springsteen, Pacey and Drue get dangerous, Joey falls in love with New York, and Jen confronts her past.

S4 E17 Worthington Or Bust

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2019 72:04


Joey achieves a dream, Dawson becomes a benefactor, Jen confronts her past, and Jack only has eyes for New York. Drue gets vulnerable and Pacey wants you to promise to dump him the moment he holds you back. A student loan crisis is born.

S4 E16 Big Little Lies

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2019 76:29


Dawson gives a gift, Jen and Jack get poetic, Joey struggles with the repercussions of a lie, and Gretchen champions honesty. Drue Valentine plays his mind games.

S4 E15 Fade In Fade Out

Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2019 72:59


D gets bankrolled by a robot, Joey lies to her best friend, Pacey wants to be more than just "nice," and Jen gets a big bowl of chicken soup.

S4 E14 What's in Your Wallet?

Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2019 82:14


Dawson makes a decision, Jen hits the mini bar, Jack's a lousy drunk, and Pacey and Joey relieve some tension.

S4 E13 True Love Waits and Waits and Waits

Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2019 80:39


Dawson is UNDER 21, Joey and Pacey are scared together, Drue is bad with the honeys, and Jack will not be tricked into a date. A.I. gets more human every week.

S4 E12 Pacey You're A Firework

Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2019 72:39


Joey surprises Pacey, Gretchen finds peace in the present, Dawson keeps his zen, Jen gives Toby advice, and Grams loves sex and crafting.

S4 E11 Zen and the Art of Dating

Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2019 83:54


Joey gets trapped, Drue gets creepier, Pacey gets a fresh perspective, and Dawson goes with the flow. Jen sees jam bands and Grams sees a dying man.

S4 E10 Anti Ayn Rand

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2019 78:44


Dawson yearns for complex human emotion, Pacey looks out for Joey, Jen looks out for Jack, A.I. Brooks gets real, and Joey learns the most important thing there is to know about the transcendentalists.

S4 E9 Guggenheim Gaffe

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2019 81:49


Dawson reconnects with past passions, Pacey charms the pants off fancy men, Jack and Grams go behind Jen's back to help her, and Joey confuses her art museums. Merry f'ing Christmas.

S4 E8 Karmic Retribution

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2019 71:34


Dawson, Pacey, and Jack are under suspicion, Mr. Brooks' past is revealed, Drue learns that what goes around comes around, and a pact is upheld.

S4 E7 Friends V. Florence

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2019 71:34


Drue gets diabolical, D gets busy painting, Joey knows who knows her best, Jen gets what she doesn't deserve, and Andie gets everyone a tissue.

S4 E6 Mami I Got The X

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2019 67:24


Andie chases happiness, Jen fights temptation, Joey fights jealousy, D stays present, and Jack just wants to dance. Everyone wants to bounce.

S4 E5 Birth Control Warehouse

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2019 83:44


Joey gets prepared, Jack's a great coach, D takes a melancholic photograph, and Gail's a great mom.

S4 E4 Omnibus Retroactive Birthday Celebration

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2019 72:44


Joey's fourth, Dawson's cynical, Andie's Type A with a capital A, Jen's not still Jenny from the 212, and Pacey's bored by 1984.

S4 E3 Hurricane Valentine

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2019 65:34


Dawson's a hero, Pacey swallows his pride, Jen lives for love, Andie's cool under pressure, and Joey sees beyond the black and white. Drue Valentine in Capeside, god help us all.

S4 E2 F's All Around

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2019 66:19


Pacey's failing school, Dawson's failing music, Jenry's failing Jenry, and Joey's failing to identify Capeside's elite.

S4 E1 Soul Sucking Mind Numbing Ennui

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2019 59:39


Joey and Pacey sail back into Capeside, Dawson's taking your picture, Andie, Jack, and Jen are beach babes, and the summer of love comes to a close. Welcome to Season 4!

S3 E23 Wah Dawson Cries

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2019 63:43


Mitch and Gail retie the knot, Jen, Jack, and Grams are #NoRegrets, Andie has wise words on pain and letting go. Joey and Pacey hit the high seas, and Dawson's face crumples into the ugliest cry television has ever aired. Listeners, we made it!

S3 E22 Saturday Night Arrangement

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2019 66:09


Jack deals with the Barbara Johns, Dawson co-opts a social justice cause, Joey needs to be the change, and everyone wants to DTR. Will you go to the jr. prom with us?

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