Dungeons & Dykes

A small group of lesbians decides to take the leap from tabletop roleplayers to real-life adventurers.  A transcript for this episode can be found here: https://dndalfa.simplecast.com/episodes/humble-beginnings/transcript  For more links such as our website and Discord server, visit https://linktr.ee/dndalfa.  Featured ending music:  Waltz of the Carnies Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0  http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

At the heart of a ravaged circus, The [Redacted] Girls face their first test.  A transcript for this episode can be found here: https://dndalfa.simplecast.com/episodes/2-the-devils-playground/transcript  Content warning: This episode includes slightly graphic descriptions of violence and body horror, mostly in the opening minutes.  For more links such as our website and Discord server, visit https://linktr.ee/dndalfa.

For their next quest, The [Redacted] Girls are charged with protecting an anxious college student who may be in mortal peril.  A transcript for this episode can be found here: https://dndalfa.simplecast.com/episodes/3-tess-guarding/transcript  For more links such as our website and Discord server, visit https://linktr.ee/dndalfa. 

The [Redacted] Girls take turns watching over their charge as danger closes in; they also crash a frat party.  For more links such as our website and Discord server, visit https://linktr.ee/dndalfa. 

The girls and Ivy take time for themselves; a funeral is planned.  For more links such as our website and Discord server, visit https://linktr.ee/dndalfa. 

Multiple [Redacted] Girls search for personal answers; bodies are buried.  For more links such as our website and Discord server, visit https://linktr.ee/dndalfa.

Reassigned by the President herself, the girls investigate a new mystery; they also sleep together.  For more links such as our website and Discord server, visit https://linktr.ee/dndalfa.

The [Redacted] Girls delve into the tunnels under Roeham, hoping to solve their mysteries.  For more links such as our website and Discord server, visit https://linktr.ee/dndalfa.

Not all is as it seems in the tunnels under Roeham, as uncovered answers lead to even greater questions.  For more links such as our website and Discord server, visit https://linktr.ee/dndalfa. 

The [Redacted] Girls leave Roeham in style to explore; one finds more than she bargained for.  For more links such as our website and Discord server, visit https://linktr.ee/dndalfa. 

A lost [Redacted] adventure, this episode, the very first time the party played as a group, takes place the night before the events of episode 1. Listen as they venture into a dark tomb, behave rather horribly even for them, and encounter the traps and dangers further within...  Content warnings: A trap slices someone's hand; corpse dismemberment and immolation are discussed frankly and insensitively.  For more links such as our website and Discord server, visit https://linktr.ee/dndalfa. 

On their way to see Duvina, the [Redacted] Girls are stopped by a hot and mysterious MILF-in-training, so they turn on their usual charm, and it totally doesn't go badly at all.  For more links such as our website and Discord server, visit https://linktr.ee/dndalfa.

Zee here to briefly discuss the state of things and our plans going forward. With team members experiencing family losses and other personal struggles, we had to take a step back for a while, but our regular biweekly schedule will resume this Monday!

The [Redacted] Girls start exploring the labyrinthian mansion they've been tasked to clear out, and they all get rather damp, except Nessaline, who almost never touches the ground.  For more links such as our website and Discord server, visit https://linktr.ee/dndalfa.

Exploring the higher levels of the mansion, one [Redacted] Girl finds herself the target of an unsettling creature. Apparitional sexuality is explored.For more links such as our website and Discord server, visit https://linktr.ee/dndalfa.

The [Redacted] Girls begin exorcising their gay (?) apparition friend's hit list of specters. They're characteristically charming about it.For more links such as our website and Discord server, visit https://linktr.ee/dndalfa.

A soul is cleansed; bones are buried. Bad taste in music is ruthlessly vilified. The [Redacted] Girls complete their contract.Content warnings: At the ending is a slightly more somber than usual discussion of burying bones to give a murdered soul peace.For more links such as our website and Discord server, visit https://linktr.ee/dndalfa.

With their quest more or less completed, the [Redacted] Girls return to the Adventurer's Guild and embark on a new mission that may or may not involve pirates.Content warnings: Between 53:15 and 53:40, a dream sequence includes a brief but violent description of a character witnessing the murder of their parents, narrated in second person ("your parents"). It can safely be skipped without causing confusion.For more links such as our website and Discord server, visit https://linktr.ee/dndalfa.

The [Redacted] Girls face flying foes. The sea is a cruel mistress.