Fantastic Satisfaction

The geneus council is in session. How many different ways have you tried to use a camera without having a camera? Our three friends may have an answer. Some gnomes may be sacrificed in the process. Lysa hotfoots it on out of here. LNRD convenes with a higher authority. Praxis notes the fine print of the group’s contract.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Lysa Freng, Gnome ThiefBrooks – LNRD, Robo-RocketeerRoy – Praxis, Tiefling BattledancerMusic: Intro: Belvedere by Intervals Outro: Fu-Gee-La (Instrumental) by The Fugees

Before the ball drops on the new year, let’s get Fantastically Satisfied. Our novice heroes begin their newest adventure in fine fashion, which mostly involves waiting for hours at a government agency. Lysa takes a tumble. LNRD be on that scroll. Praxis strikes a pose.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Lysa Freng, Gnome ThiefBrooks – LNRD, Robo-RocketeerRoy – Praxis, Tiefling BattledancerMusic: Intro: Belvedere by Intervals Outro: Fu-Gee-La (Instrumental) by The Fugees

Hello once again to the “geek’s and gamer’s” out there. I regret to inform you that Fantastic Satisfaction has returned. Rather than D&D 5e, for this season we’re trying out Dungeon World! In this (barely edited) little preview episode, we’re introducing our characters, the setting, and going over the DW rules so you know what to expect for the upcoming season.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Lysa Freng, Gnome ThiefBrooks – LNRD, Robo-RocketeerRoy – Praxis, Tiefling BattledancerSee you in a couple weeks for the official first episode!

Hey, it’s Dungeons and Dragons! Your favorite group of idiots have reunited one final time to take down the ancient evil. We may not have remembered a single rule of 5e but that’s not gonna stop us from taking down a big monster. Rudo is double-champion. Kimulo does a back bend. Ralmevik has taken up a life of asceticism.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human MonkRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

There’s nothing like the great outdoors. Fresh air, giant craters created by inter-dimensional monsters, horrible memories of your childhood. At least that cool sentient wind is here to help out! Rudo makes an ill-advised punch. Kimulo can enter the tree. Ralmevik makes his friends very, very fast.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human MonkRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer EDIT: Unfortunately the last 20 or so minutes of this episode have been eaten by the computer machine. Here’s what happened, DON’T LOOK TIL THE END IT’S A SPOILER DUDE Rudo punches through the creature and impales it on his arm, but is able to resist the deadly corrosive death poison I warned the party about several times. The group fights through to the exit of the facility, where the creatures have overrun the area. After some fighting, the wind helping Kimulo through this journey twirls and slices through the creatures, slaughtering them all. Kimulo reconciles with Dr. Feelgood, and the group follows the wind deeper into the forest.

The crew is back on dry land and everything is terrible. Sounds like a good time for a carnival, right? Nothing like funnel cakes, JNCO jeans, and facing your inner demons that made you run away from your family and past. There’s also a wrestling show! Kimulo enjoys a tasty treat. Ralmevik is Rudo. Rudo is someone else entirely.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human MonkRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

Aim true, aim high. The pirate battle rages on with our magnificent three stuck in the middle. Sure would be a good time for all that foreshadowing to pay off! Ralmevik makes a dramatic entrance. Kimulo gets buffed. Rudo leaves something behind.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human MonkRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

The team is off the plank and dives deeper in the search for the captain’s treasure. Good stuff is usually in undersea caverns, right? It’s probably better than what’s waiting above the surface. Rudo joins a new crew. Ralmevik is scared to death. Kimulo makes a rude gesture.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human MonkRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

Welcome to the new feed! Please excuse all the weird cuts because oh boy were there some technical issues with this one. Regular style fishmen are abound as the group tries to find any way they can out of this predicament. Rudo goes by speed. Ralmevik proposes a cultural exchange. Kimulo knows I like turtles.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human MonkRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

Reunited and it feels so good. With the crew back together, it’s time to figure out where they are and how they can get out of it. What could possibly go wrong? Kimulo goes for the ear. Ralmevik gets to forget. Rudo emulates his idol.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human MonkRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

Hey, remember this show? With all that weird holiday stuff behind them, the crew gets back to more pressing matters, such as flying through that portal. Of course it doesn’t go well. If only some type of magic could reunite them! Ralmevik creates a friendly illusion. Kimulo looks at the canopy. Rudo doesn’t rub the lamp.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human MonkRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

We’re taking a quick break from flying though that inter-dimensional death portal, and settling down to celebrate everyone’s favorite holiday, Cheerfest. What’s Mr. Merrymaker bringing you this year? Probably death! Kimulo wants a little man’s suit. Rudo has a question for god. Ralmevik discovers the true meaning of Cheerfest.

As the Notorious B.I.G. once said, “Mo Spiders Mo Problems.” Except for Larry. That guy is cool. Hey, remember those earthquake things? Plot happens! Kimulo takes out her longbow. Rudo breaks the sound barrier. Ralmevik cries and kills himself.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monkand introducingRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

Into the big tree we go! It’s a great fun adventure with friendship and nothing bad ever happens. The next fan favorite character is here. You’re welcome. Kimulo makes a Grick trap. Rudo finds a son. Ralmevik has no healing spells.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monkand introducingRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

Out of the party and into the tree town! That’s how the saying goes, right? The Fantastics barely get a chance to rest, because science and huge death spikes exist. Special guest appearance from our Something Went Wrong Music! Kimulo learns anatomy. Rudo attacks the bourgeoisie. Ral has fun with trees.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monkand introducingRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

Murder! But Whodunnit? I mean, it’s gotta be one of the people with names. I bet it was that strong guy. Kimulo learns the magical properties of silver. Rudo summons a long lost love. Ral rolls The Impossible Dice.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monkand introducingRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

The party has begun! The group tries their very best to not be too strange at this party of eccentrics. What’s that dead guy doing on the floor? Kimulo explains science. Rudo misses his friend. Ral has possession of the Chaos Emeralds.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monkand introducingRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

With one task behind them, another, fancier occasion awaits. There’s also some shopping and the introduction of the first Fan Favorite Character. Kimulo names a special friend. Rudo calls top bunk. Ral loves water.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monkand introducingRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

The Brotherhood Without Manners are forced into completing a quest for a guy whose name is definitely not a joke. What’s the name of the gang again? Ask the guy knocked out under the bar. This episode brought to you by Billy Joel. The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monkand introducingRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

The world was begging for more D&D podcasts, so here we are. The Brotherhood Without Manners have dug into a bit higher (420) fantasy and started a game of D&D 5th Edition. The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monkand introducingRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer