Two guys walk into a blanket fort with some microphones and well...things certainly don't get any LESS weird after that. But somehow, things get real - real dumb, real funny, real uncensored, real deep, real sincere, real profound, real awkward, and sometimes just real WTF....BUT IT WORKS! And, the…
Come on Christians we gotta do better! ...But dont do like me... do better.
My friends are weirder than you but cooler than me.
What would you do if your son was at homeCrying all alone on the bedroom floorCause he's hungryAnd the only way to feed him is to, sleep with a man for a little bit of moneyAnd his daddy's goneSomewhere smoking rock now, in and out of lockdownI ain't got a job nowSo for you this is just a good time, but for me this is what I call life
The SUPER fake show. (It was waaaaay longer than 5 min. Don't believe Josh. Never believe Josh)
THE CYCLOPS GOAT MVP IN THE HOUSE! Praise be to this sweet soul.
Yeah yeah yeah... I know it's confusing, but does anything about this show make any sense? Anyways. Same shit as before... but in the second half of the show we get to hear whats actually going on in Josh's head as Mr. Animosity melts our minds away with all his sexy genius.
FLAVOR KIDZ TRIVIA!!!!! ...And more importantly some legit Covid-19 education from our super smart and secretive special guest "Mr. Animosity".
Welp... Oh yeah! Links! Apocalypse video https://youtu.be/0tLn6jTAg8M Rise of Power https://youtu.be/j5hAb677QRc
So I tried to upload the special episode but I realized I don't know how. So I need you to do it. But I have the picture for it and if you can't think of a description you can put... "Mike isn't in this episode but somehow it's all about him. Also THE Mayor is here." #Josh
Well if lady luck gets on my side. We're gonna rock this town alive. I'll let her rough me up'Till she knocks me out. She walks like she talks and she talks like she walks...And she bangs, she bangs. Oh baby. When she moves, she moves. I go crazy. 'Cause she looks like a flower but she stings like a bee. Like every girl in history. She bangs, she bangs.
Confused yet? We are. ...But we will never remember long enough to get scared. Anybody doing anything tonight? #ImDown
Bounce wit it drop wit itLean wit it rock wit itSnap wit itAll my ladies pop yo backs wit itDo it do it do it do itYou know the world be rockin to it to itSo do it do it do it to it
Mike waaaayy too much on this episode and Josh "on" this episode, but he also not on this episode. He gone. Josh gone. #AnyBodyTrynaDieToDat #??? oh ya! ...blah blah blah Paola.
P....aola stops by to get all weird in a way no person really quite can. Does that make sense. It should'nt, cuz she don't
I hate this part. I ain't gunna do it. Yall need to describe this s*** yall self!
Ayyyy episode 40???? This is getting a lil outta hand
Yall remember Blu Cantrell - Hit 'Em Up Style? ...Bet that song still goes hard. #bet
Soooo... gun control, sup wit dat? Refrences:Yo Electronics! -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S4lZGzc2t4
We back. ...He back too. Mr. TheIntrovert takes another stab at stabbing us with his mind thoughts in a brand new year.
hehe you get it? ...yup THE Mayor is back again!
It's an unsure definite possibility that this is the last Mike and Josh show of 2019. So let us know what you liked/loved/hated about this first year so that we can ignore you and just keep making the show that we want to make. >> theflavorkidz@gmail.com
Bruh Imma supa hero. Like legit no doubt fo real, yo. Also... Cap'n Crunch #1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNzdsShN5qwCap'n Crunch #2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np7DJfLJQmICap'n Crunch #3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K64J_fGS-Ug
Don't try and make sense of any of this and also.... Don't do drugs kids.
We should really consider not making any more "music"....Naaaa, I aint gotta make sense. I just gotta spit. Koala eucalyptus. Well you can lick this. #Bars
Aghhhhhhhhhh!!!!! We back. Also... turns out Little Caesars sucks, but it aint that bad.
OOOOOOOOoooooweeeeeeee I'm sleepy. Zzz. Donate to our patreon to keep us awake. =P https://www.patreon.com/flavorkidz