Grim Dorks Podcast

This time the boys make a mistake and let Fuzzy talk about memes. Listening to this podcast and editing it cause half the editing serfs to engage in open rebellion. Many lives were lost, but all in all, it worked out in the end. That doesn't change the episode quality though. Yikes. ~Yorick, Chief Editing Serf

Fun Facts: We're sinners here, this ep was recorded awhile ago, The serfs have been antsy lately, and the roman numerals for 40000 don't come through via plaintext.   Oh, and we talk for an hour. Whether or not it's that relavent to 40k or not is up to you to decide.

We answer your questions, and only waste Most of the time!

The Dorks are back on their BS, this time explaining the rest of the Eldar Factions. We discover the real clowns were the friends we made along the way.   and also those guys over there being tornados of bloody death.

You know how sometimes there is a topic that a podcast has to cover that's too gruesome, too violent, and too sexy so you skip it? This isn't one of those. It's Deldar. Or are they Daeldari now? WHO KNOWS. NOT THIS EDITING SERF. 

Fuzzy said I have to actually post this episode and make the description not just fart sounds. So, here. We talk about Eldar. 

In this very classy and up standing episode we definitely don't make any jokes about the Ultramarines being their own form of Gucci Gang known as the Blucci Gang. Why would you even suggest such a thing. 

In this episode, weirdness happens. Also spoilers. Also oh my god what is tha-WWRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY

This episode has it all. Taco Bell, hard mountain dew, pro wrestling, and some 40k talk. So crack open a cold one and get ready for us to complain. A lot. 

In this episode, we talk about the militarized apendages of the God Emperor. Tune in next week when we consider which of the Emperor's moles is thermonuclear weapons. 

No one expected this one. 

Hey! This episode is finally coming out! Now maybe the editing serf will finally quit his bellyaching. 

In this episode, the honorable and not at all mind controlled team at Grim Dorks discuss the technologically and socially advanced species, the Tau. Also the end of the episode gets kind of...sticky. 

In this episode, the trio of tyranid bioforms get side tracked talking about Baja Blast, but also dig deep into the cryptid known as Kryptman. 

In this episode our boys are horny for the proboscis as they talk about the other incredibly violent and sometimes sexually charged species, the Tyranids. 

This is a very important, can't miss episode. That's all I'm going to say. 

In this episode, the boys talk about a variety of Regiments, get real enthusastic about Creed and then are rudely interrupted while trying to wrap up. 

Hello, Guardsman. In this audio addition to the Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer, you will be instructed as to what it means to be a Guardsmen in the service of the Glorious Imperium of Man. And when you're done, you can charge that Ork over there. 

In this episode, the puny flesh beings known as the Grim Dorks discuss the battle of the World Engine as well as some choice members of the various Necron Dynasties. 

In this episode the Trio of Terror discuss one of the most heavy metal topics in Warhammer, Necrons. Sometimes there's a joke or two. 

In dis one da booooiz talk about Da Beast and it getz real Primorkial. Dey also mention da boss Ghazghkull. WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!

WAAAAAAAGH!!! ITZ DA MEANEST AND BESTEST BO-I mean, our Trio of Terror finally get into the big green mean mess that is Orkz. Everything is big, and green, and the best. 

So here we go. Very first warp delve and we got a humdinger of four edge lords who serve the most useless no-armed entity in the Galaxy. We also answer your questions!

In the very first of the very irregular series of Brayden's recaps, Fuzzy and Jon drink while Brayden tries to explain all the insanity he's handle over the past nine episodes. It goes about as well as you would expect. 

Brayden made the episode title this time. Also, we talk about the Battle of Calth and Imperium Secundus. 

In this episode, our titanic Dorks delve into such light and humorous topics as the burning of Prospero and the Drop Site Massacre. 

In this episode, our crimson clad Dorks get into the nitty gritty of the lead up to the actual Horus Heresy, and talk about how the Great Crusade actually functioned. 

In this episode, our necrodermis Dorks finally finish up the Primarchs! Yay! Featuring two Batmans and a frothing at the mouth wild dog. 

In this episode, we dig even deeper into the story of Big Papa E's Progeny as we start with Perturabo and get aaaalll the way to Jaghatai Khan. 

In this episode, we start with Rogal Down and his magical incredible PAIN GLOVE and finish up with the Lion El'Jonson. We possibly also play a warped version of two truths and a lie with Brayden. 

Our grim and dorky boys begin their great crusade through the 20-21 Sons of The Emperor, the Primarchs! We start with Horus and manage to get all the way to Vulkan before getting sidetracked. 

In this episode, our intrepid fire warriors delve deep into the founding of the Imperium of Man, including the Thunder Warriors, the Void Dragon, and the unifcation of Mars. 

In our first episode, the Dorks discuss the beginnings of the Warhammer 40k universe, including the Old Ones, the Necrontyr, Orks, Eldar, and more.