Illuminutty Media

Hello Illuminuts! SO much happened this episode, its hard to summarize it. Quintus and Ulog go on a boys day before Quintus' big date, Orli makes a new friend, and Daria *checks notes* milks her friend?  Thank you so much for listening! Find us on Spotify, Podbean, iTunes or wherever you find your podcasts! Until next time Illuminuts! -IM

Hello Illuminuts! Dungeon crawl? Nah, evil puppies!   Thank you so much for listening! Find us on Spotify, Podbean, iTunes, or where ever you find your podcasts!  Until next time Illuminuts! -IM

Hello Illuminuts! There was a large break in between recordings on this one, so enjoy our ramblings as we try to remember how to play! A party member walks away but a new one takes their place! Thank you so much for listening! Find us on Spotify, Podbean, itunes, or where ever you find podcasts!  Until next time Illuminuts!-IM

Hey there Illuminuts! We just wanted to say thanks for helping us reach 1,000 downloads! We recorded a tiny episode were we just sit around a talk about our real dnd backstories! Until next time Illuminuts!-IM

Hello illuminuts! Can't Adventure continues their travels as they come across wolves, cultists, and Garnet's complete inability to coherently speak to other people! Thanks for listening! Find us on Spotify, Podbean, iTunes, or whatever platform you use to find podcasts! Until next time Illuminuts! -IM

Hello Illuminuts! Quintus goes out on a date with a little help along the way while the group waits back at the guild for some of that hot tea! Thanks for listening! Find us on Spotify, Podbean, iTunes, or whatever platform you use to find podcasts! Until next time Illuminuts! -IM

Hello Illumnuts! The group takes on a bandit camp and Quintus shoots his shot in more ways that one! Thanks for listening! Find us on Spotify, Podbean, iTunes, or whatever platform you use for podcasts! Until next time Illuminuts!   -IM

Hello Illuminuts! So this one was cut short because someone *ahem* Garnet *ahem* bailed on the recording early. So we thought we would just do a double upload with a shorter runtime! A mysterious reveal comes into play and the consequences could be dire! And no, we aren't talking about Garnet and Rosie. Thank you so much for listening! Find us on Spotify, Podbean, iTunes, and many other places! We are also on Facebook, Tumblr, and Twitter. Until Next time Illuminuts! -IM

Hey Illuminuts! We continue our mini adventures with Lily, Ulog and Quintus as they expand their knowledge and enhance their abilities! Thanks again for listening! We are on Spotify, Podbean, iTunes, or anywhere else you listen to podcasts. Also find us on Facebook, Tumblr, and Twitter! We have also expanded to YouTube! Until next time Illuinuts! -IM

Hello Illuminuts! We have some individual adventures today for a few of our members! So get your spooky magic, your breezy swords, and your...*checks notes* dragon flavored juice box? ready to go!! Thanks for listening! Check us out on Spotify, Podbean, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts! We are also on Facebook, Tumblr, and Twitter. Until next time Illuminuts! -IM

Welcome Back! As if flail snails weren't enough, now we have worms to deal with! Will there be an end to these slimy baddies? Thanks for listening! Check us out on Spotify, Podbean, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast! We are also on Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr! Until next time Illuminuts! -IM

Welcome back Illuminuts! Can't Adventure keeps the ball rolling by battling some Flail Snails! (it's way more thrilling than it sounds) Thanks again for listening! Find us on Spotify, Podbean, and Apple Podcast! Until next time Illuminuts! -IM

Hello hello! Can't Adventure celebrates their victory by having a drink or twelve. It totally doesn't end with Garnet getting...things drawn on his face! Check us out of Spotify, Podbean, and Apple Podcasts! Also find us on Facebook, Tumblr, and Twitter! Thank you so much for listening in! Until next time Illuminuts! -IM

Welcome back! The gang sets some traps for an intruder and prepare for battle! Gods bless those poor librarians... Check us out on Spotify, Podbean, and Apple Podcasts! Also find us on Facebook, Tumblr, aand Twitter! Thank you so much for listeing in! Until next time, Illuminuts! -IM

Welcome back! After taking a few selfies with a corpse, the party returns to the Adventurer's League to do some training! Check us out on Spotify and Podbean for your listening convenience! Also look for us on Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr! We appreciate you listening in! Until next time, Illuminuts!-IM

Hello everybody! More training, investigating, and spell craft awaits!  Don't forget to check us out on Spotify, Podbean, or Apple Podcast! Look for us on Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr. We appreciate you listening in. Until next time, Illuminuts! -IM

Welcome back!  The party continues their duties as bartenders, working and earning some coin on the side in order to supplement their adventuring duties. Garnet recovers from his private duties, and they all meet a familiar someone.  Editor's Note: Don't slap homeless villagers, ESPECIALLY if you're a priest.  Don't forget to check us out every Wednesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on the multiple platforms we have! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IlluminuttyMedia/ Twitter: @Illuminutty1, https://twitter.com/Illuminutty1 Tumblr: https://illuminutty-dnd.tumblr.com/ We appreciate you listening in! Until next time Illuminuts, -IM-

Welcome back!  The party continues their duties as bartenders, still searching for the elusive monster. However, Garnet stumbles upon some clues, and may have to put on his thinking cap (or a wig).  Editor's Note: Not gonna lie, the back half of this episode contains some lewd scenes and comments. That being said, I promise that there isn't anything too explicit, and that its all in a very comedic setting. If it gets too bad for your taste, feel free to shoot us an email asking for how it ends! Go to Illuminuttyg@gmail.com, and one of our faithful bears will get back to you ASAP! Love from the Editor :) Don't forget to check us out every Wednesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on the multiple platforms we have! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IlluminuttyMedia/ Twitter: @Illuminutty1, https://twitter.com/Illuminutty1 Tumblr: https://illuminutty-dnd.tumblr.com/ We appreciate you listening in! Until next time Illuminuts, -IM-

Welcome back!  As the party begins to grow in power, they realize they need to learn how to use it. They start training with mentors who will guide them to stronger feats. They will then learn of a new target to go after, and end up crashing a bar.  Editor's Note: Bartending is not for the faint of heart. Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on the multiple platforms we have! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IlluminuttyMedia/ Twitter: @Illuminutty1, https://twitter.com/Illuminutty1 Tumblr: https://illuminutty-dnd.tumblr.com/ We appreciate you listening in! Until next time Illuminuts, -IM-

Welcome back!  After a shocking character development, a party member is quickly replaced by a Ranger: Quintus. He'll join the party and maybe see the start of a love interest! The party and Quintus get to know each other well. Too well maybe.  Editor's Note: A little infanticide never hurt anyone...right?  Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on the multiple platforms we have! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IlluminuttyMedia/ Twitter: @Illuminutty1, https://twitter.com/Illuminutty1 Tumblr: https://illuminutty-dnd.tumblr.com/ We appreciate you listening in! Until next time Illuminuts, -IM-    

Welcome back!  The heroes descend upon a Goblin nest, Aldrich takes a dive, and Garnet defines the objective's line.  Editor's Note: Maybe Goblins are evil because they're always used as a kill mission or cannon fodder. #BeNiceToAGoblinToday Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on the multiple platforms we have! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IlluminuttyMedia/ Twitter: @Illuminutty1, https://twitter.com/Illuminutty1 Tumblr: https://illuminutty-dnd.tumblr.com/ We appreciate you listening in! Until next time Illuminuts, -IM-

Welcome back!  Like all great quests, the adventure to get there can be filled with distractions! The party runs into many goblins, and some need an education.  Editor's Note: I never thought I'd type the phrase "Goblins, Birds, and Bees", but here we are... Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on the multiple platforms we have! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IlluminuttyMedia/ Twitter: @Illuminutty1, https://twitter.com/Illuminutty1 Tumblr: https://illuminutty-dnd.tumblr.com/ We appreciate you listening in! Until next time Illuminuts, -IM-

Welcome back!  Upon resting and relaxing, the party takes on a new quest! They do need to find a way to get there however. Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on the multiple platforms we have! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IlluminuttyMedia/ Twitter: @Illuminutty1, https://twitter.com/Illuminutty1 Tumblr: https://illuminutty-dnd.tumblr.com/ We appreciate you listening in! Until next time Illuminuts, -IM-

Welcome back!  Following the grind, the party decides to investigate a little further, hoping to discover more information in the spooky cemetery! Editor's Note: Have ya ever wanted to hear a southern necromancer dressed in denim? Me too!  Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on the multiple platforms we have! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IlluminuttyMedia/ Twitter: @Illuminutty1, https://twitter.com/Illuminutty1 Tumblr: https://illuminutty-dnd.tumblr.com/ We appreciate you listening in! Until next time Illuminuts, -IM-

Welcome back!  Can't Adventure? Neither can we. Join the group as we head into a spooky cemetery, enter catacombs, and try to clear it! Editor's Note: This episode has a very grindy fight for the majority of the time. If at any point you'd like to move on, I recommend skipping to the time of 01:48:20. It's chaotic, but how else should we play D&D?  Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on the multiple platforms we have! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IlluminuttyMedia/ Twitter: @Illuminutty1, https://twitter.com/Illuminutty1 Tumblr: https://illuminutty-dnd.tumblr.com/ We appreciate you listening in! Until next time Illuminuts,   -IM-

Welcome back!  In this fine episode of Inferiority Complex, the heroes will undergo unique training experiences. Between prayer, meditation, jumping, planting, and music listening, the PC's will need to have a buffet of food to satisfy their hunger. Join us! Editor's Note: I recommend eating before listening, as we went overboard on the food descriptions in the second half. Don't podcast before breakfast, podcast after! Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr, where we have memes and announcements galore.  -IM-

Welcome back!  As we follow the new group through their new jobs, we find out much about them. Some of them are itching to learn something new, while others consume and unholy amount of food. They'll also receive new equipment, and argue the philosophy behind Death. Listen in to hear the stories!  Editor's Note: The original audio for this episode was corrupted, so the group decided to recreate it to the best of our ability. Please forgive us for any continuity errors, and assume that anything out of place is just black magic. Thanks! Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr, where we have memes and announcements galore.  -IM-

Welcome back to Season Two of Illuminutty Media! We're glad to be back, and glad to see you back as well.  In this brand new campaign run by our beloved Polar Bear, we meet brand new characters with new ambitions, fears, and pitfalls. We also add a new player to the mix. Our new heroes will apply to be a part of the Adventurer's Guild located in Europe, in a fantasy that clashes with our own planet Earth. A warning however: this campaign has adult language and situations, unlike the past campaign Traveria.  Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr, where we have memes and announcements galore.  Welcome to Inferiority Complex! Feel free to stay, kool kats.  -IM-

Welcome to the finale of Adventures in Traveria! Today is the day. Fenris, Pith, Rue, Vincent, and George will lead Traveria's army to siege the Forgotten City, to hunt down and finish godkiller Agaroth once and for all. Will Traveria finally be free from the demons of the Pit of Darkness? Or will it fall into a new era of darkness and control...Tune in for the last epic battle for Traveria! All of us at IlluminuttyMedia would like to thank you for tuning in and joining our sessions. We are eager to keep moving forward with content, and we have another campaign ready to launch on the first Tuesday of June! So mark your calendars, because we have new stories, new settings, and new heroes to bring to the game! Consider going back to the pilot of Traveria, to see what was foreshadowed and seen! It'll be sure to cure your IlluminuttyMedia needs until May! Check us out on Podbean, Spotify, and also find us on Facebook and Twitter, where we have memes galore.  We also recently discovered that you can't find us if you search on the search bar on Patreon. So! If you look us up on patreon.com/illuminuttymed… you can find and support us. Tune in next time! -IM-

Welcome back! In the episode running up to the finale, the adventurers in Traveria begin recruiting for an assault on Agaroth's army. They'll look back on past events and how they've shaped the world to come. Listen in to hear the wonders of Traveria! Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on Facebook and Twitter, where we have memes galore.  We also recently discovered that you can't find us if you search on the search bar on Patreon. So! If you look us up on http://patreon.com/illuminuttymedia … you can find and support us Tune in next time! -IM-

Welcome back! In this depressing episode, our heroes will go up against the Godkiller Agaroth in a mighty clash. Will they bargain for their lives, or will they fight a losing battle? Tune in to see the results that will shape the world to come...   Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on Facebook and Twitter, where we have memes galore. If you are really enjoying these tales and stories, consider donating to our Patreon as well!   Tune in next time! -IM-

Welcome back! In this daunting episode, the heroes have returned to the Pit of Darkness. They will run into old friends, and will search for a way out- only this time, their mathmagician won't be able to save them.  Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on Facebook and Twitter, where we have memes galore. If you are really enjoying these tales and stories, consider donating to our Patreon as well! Tune in next time! -IM-

Welcome back! Following the info dump, our band of adventurers set out to climb the tallest (and only) mountain in Traveria. They pursue yet another godly artifact, a shield. On their way they will run into bugbears, the weird guy (we all know one) and a nasty surprise at the top! Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on Facebook and Twitter, where we have memes galore. If you are really enjoying these tales and stories, consider donating to our Patreon as well! The last note is that there are a few airplanes flying around in the audio, they couldn't be removed. We apologise for the fault in the audio. Those responsible have been sacked. Tune in next time! -IM-

Welcome back! In this episode of Adventures in Traveria, there will be a lot of lore. So if you're a fantasy history buff, you're certain to love this one! We also deal with mysterious traps, low self-esteem, and a dog who doesn't stop running. Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on Facebook and Twitter, where we have memes galore. If you are really enjoying these tales and stories, consider donating to our Patreon as well! Tune in next time! -IM-

Welcome Back! In this session, we look to find another needed artifact in order to slay Agaroth. We head out to Silena, in search of her mighty temple. Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on Facebook and Twitter, where we have memes galore. If you are really enjoying these tales and stories, consider donating to our Patreon as well! Tune in next time! -IM-

Welcome back! In this episode of Adventures in Traveria, the hero's navigate some rocky diplomacy with someone from the past. They'll also need to plug up some major problems, and defend a town from evil demons!  Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on Facebook and Twitter, where we have memes galore. If you are really enjoying these tales and stories, consider donating to our Patreon as well! Tune in next time! -IM-

Welcome back!  In this episode, our band of adventurers are spit into a labyrinth, one of the most deadly mazes brought into creation. Dark monsters, evil spirits, and traps await these heroes. Will they be able to navigate their way out? Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening pleasure. Also find us on Facebook and Twitter, where we have memes galore. If you are really enjoying these tales and stories, consider donating to our Patreon as well! Tune in next time! -IM-  

Welcome back! In this episode, there's a lot of traveling and a lot of joking. We find a merchant who doesn't quite understand capitalism, help the king reunite with his Queen, and go head to head against some baddies. Join us again for another session in Traveria!  In other news, start checking us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening pleasure. Also check us out on Facebook and Twitter, where we have memes galore. If you are really enjoying these tales and stories, consider donating to our Patreon as well! Tune in next time! -IM-

Welcome back! We are back everyone! Happy New Year from Illuminutty Media! We are excited to give you episode 12 of The Adventures In Traveria! We have plenty of episodes recorded and will be releasing them weekly! Thank you for your patience and welcome back...to Traveria! Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr, where we have memes and announcements galore.  -IM-

Welcome back! In this episode, our heroes will go through some major fights. Fights that will change Traveria as we know it! Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr, where we have memes and announcements galore.  -IM-  

Welcome back! In this session, we start off with a classic escort mission, helping a woman get her wagon through a forest. Our heroes are attacked by numerous foes, and Vincent decides a new and fiery approach. After this, our heroes get to the Forgotten City, and meet it's quirky residents, and get a history lesson along with a new contract and bounty. Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr, where we have memes and announcements galore.  -IM-

Welcome back! Following a depressing last session, the group attempts to gain traction once more. Fenris has mild conversations with a few gods and goddesses, Claudius and Vincent start a comedy group, and a new (evil) creature comes into play. All in the happy fun land that is Traveria! Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr, where we have memes and announcements galore.  -IM-

Welcome back! In this session, we find our heroes on the road once again, this time accompanied by a king. Claudius is able to get back to the party, but unfortunately he is without Pblthp, our beloved gnome. Fenris is doing some slightly evil things, and Vincent is left trying to figure out whether it's even worth it anymore.  Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr, where we have memes and announcements galore.    -IM-

Welcome back!Our heroes, after conquering the Dark Archer, decide to celebrate their success with a little shopping! Vincent desperately looks for a crossbow, and Pith will bargain for a low price or steal. Claudius and Phblthp decide to investigate Ezlo's murder, and everyone discovers that Fenris has a few deadly secrets thanks to a new member. Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr, where we have memes and announcements galore.  -IM- 

Welcome back!Last session some of our heroes (newly named Ezlo's Champions) participated in arena fights, in exchange for a cash prize. However, they found out that they would have to fight the one stalking them all along, the Dark Archer. He is a powerful being, and was able to demolish a dozen well equipped orcs in a matter of minutes. Let's hope the same doesn't happen to Ezlo's Champions...As always, thank you for listening here at Illuminutty Media! We appreciate you appreciating us! Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr, where we have memes and announcements galore.  -IM-

Welcome back! We pick up right where we left off with Fenris the wolf climbing out of a grate into an arena. The rest of the gang makes their way over to the arena after a swig of Hercules, and only Claudius decides to fight. After dealing with more racism, he finds that his opponent is none other than Fenris himself! Listen in to hear the results... And DnD aside, we would like to drop a grateful thank you to those still with us! We are thrilled that people are enjoying these stories, and find us interesting. Much love, Illuminuts! Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr, where we have memes and announcements galore.  -IM-

Welcome back! Following the mess of Demitrius, our heros begin making the travel to the town of Ember. They decide to stop by a small bean farm, and pick up a gnome named Pblthp (Fib-Bil-THIP). After growing beans his whole life, he decided to pursue a life of adventure. He will quickly realize that our adventurers are crazy, and maybe beans aren't that bad of a thing. Join us for a heart to heart, some fire, and a mug of Hercules! Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr, where we have memes and announcements galore.  -IM-

Welcome back to illuminuttymedia! After shocking news, our heroes set off to assist the Queen, traveling to a town known as Demitrius. At least it used to be, before it crumbled to the ground, leaving only the Church standing. And of course, there's something not quite right right it... Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr, where we have memes and announcements galore.  -IM-

Welcome back! We explore more of Traveria through our hero's- Rue the fearful faun, Vincent Rhinehardt the humble human, Pith the roguish mousefolk, Fenris the raging wolfkind, and Claudius the spectacular fearsome dragonborn who will decimate all his enemies (I don't get paid enough to write this...).  Enjoy your stay in Traveria! Don't forget to check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr, where we have memes and announcements galore.  -IM-

Welcome to IlluminuttyMedia! This is the first podcast to be produced and uploaded by us, and we hope to put out many, many, many more. So tune in, sit back, and listen to a fearsome group of players as they experience battle, companionship, and adventure. Check us out every Tuesday! We'll have set releases on both Spotify and on PodBean, for your listening convenience. Also find us on Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr, where we have memes and announcements galore.  Hope you stick around! -IM-