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What did you want to be when you grow up? “You could be anything you want,” they said. But is that true? We're thinking back what we wanted to be then and boy were we off! Are any of you doing your dream job??

*Queue JT* since we're bringing sexy back! Well if awkward is the new sexy. We are two VERY awkward people and know absolutely nothing when it comes to being sexy. If you're looking for some spice, swipe left; unless you wanna teach us!

Have you ever been in a toxic relationship? But not just a romantic relationship, like friends or even family? It's good to cut those off! No matter how hard it can be. You'll feel better and it's definitely not selfish. Good riddance ya know? *bye bye, Felicia*

It's a new year, time for a fresh start! Right? Let's start with yourself and work on that self care! Here's a reminder that self care is NOT selfish. Tell your girlfriends that you're staying in (which you should be doing nowadays anyways

Say goodbye to 2020 and hello to 2021! Here's to the season of some completed and some “in progress” resolutions. It has been a wild ride this year, but we finally started this podcast so one win at least. AND more of the same eye-rolling content from us next year.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS Y'ALL! So many things to do before the holidays hit!! Hopefully by now the holiday stress has subsided. So let's kick back, relax, and reminisce the carefree Christmahannukwanzadan days.

Holiday spirit is in the air and it's the time of giving! Well and receiving, but not as much as adults, amirite? On that note, getting gifts gets harder as you get older, at least to some. But once you get in the groove you can't stop. So badly that you start wrapping a gift from yourself to yourself, maybe two.

Soooo the live action version of Mulan came out on Disney+ without additional fees earlier this month. It was a must to watch it! Got us thinking, “what's up with Disney making live action version of classics?” How do we actually feel about that?

Beauty is pain. There is so much we humans do for looks and appearances, but how much are we willing to suffer and spend before it's too much? What are some things you do that's #worthit?

It's the feels these days. This year the winter blues are hitting differently with the mix of COVID. Yikes! Good thing we got each other... or do we? Whaaat? How do you cope with the cold and darkness?

It's not just a female “issue”. There are contraceptions out there for boys too! It may still be in the research stage, but we want options for BOTH genders. Some research shows that the cons for male BC's don't even meet half of what females need to deal with.

Yup - we are here to tell you to vote. GO VOTE. If you haven't already been called, texted, spammed, advertised to; we're impressed. Hard to get away from it all even when you do vote, but this is an important time to do so especially when you can. Not sure what to do? There are many websites to go to. Still not sure which to go to because they can be bias? Read both sides! Get educated. We try to be!

Seems like a simple question, yet we couldn't give a straight answer. Then again, we go on a few tangents.

We did the good goods!

Do you smell that? The pumpkin spice in the air? Do you hear that? The crunchy leaf falling to the ground? You know what that means - it's Fall! More importantly, Spooky Season! Surprisingly or not, one of us loves it way more than the other. Guess who's who.

Our last and final episode to this race miniseries! This time we're talking about the Asian side of things. Quite a bit of similarities to Unpacking Black, but still a good amount of differences of what it means to be colored in today's world.

And we're back! This time we get a little more specific and how it feels to be black in today's world. Stereotypes and cultural appropriation, what's all that about?

It has been a mess so we're here to unpack. This is the first of three episodes for our unpacking race miniseries. We got a lot of interest from our Blasian episode and thought we should do a deep dive. So let's get started!

Why are we friends? How are we friends? Honestly, sometimes we don't know, but hey, making friends after college is HAARRD so we're keeping each other close. But also, sometimes you just click with people and you just know you're going to be BFFs. Was that April and Ivy?!

This is somewhat of a rant sesh, but like you need that sometimes when you feel like you're dealing with all the Karen's in the world. Especially. At. Work. Well, just work alone can be rough and don't get us started with passive aggressive emails. Also, sorry if you're a nice person with the name Karen, but you know the personality. Don't be like her.

COVID has thrown all of us for a whirlwind, especially the brides to be. We have one right here giving us the deets and heartaches that goes into planning NOT just the wedding; but precautions, cancellations, and everything in between. April isn't quite the bridezilla Ivy is waiting for, but it's still a mood. Here's to the Brides of 2020!

We like brands, plain and simple. I mean why not? They have some sort of status associated to them, right, and we just wanna feel fancy. We could be a *little* judgy here and there, but we don't mean it! We just like nice things. :)

Welcome to our first guest, Matt! He is our “coined” gay in the friend group, but he's not only a quarter gay. Let's hear his story and how he feels right at home recording with us in April's closet.

Hear us be each other's therapist. We're not great at it by any means, but we're getting through it together. How? We just talk. A. Lot. Hence the podcast.

In this episode, we dove into our past to get a glimpse of who we are and why. We already knew that we were different in some ways and you might know too if you heard our “Surviving the U.S.A.” episode, but just how different? Apparently we're both spoiled, but one more than the other..?

Moving is hard regardless if it's because of your parents or because of a new job. Once you settle in, it can go either way - you love it or you hate it. Or if you like watching home improvement shows like us, you can also list it! We both moved around a bit across states while growing up, but we still have different views, especially on Wisconsin, where we call home (for now). Listen in on our highs and lows about moving around the good ‘ole U.S. of A.

You already know what this episode is about and yup, it's not a children's story. Just in case you don't know, probably best not to listen to this at work nor during a car ride with your parents. So, sex. From the where, to the how, and everything in between, we spill our raunchy AND awkward stories. Can you relate?

Everyone wants the "perfect" body, but what is perfect anyways? In this episode we take a look at our insecurities - whether it's a dress that's too small or lanky arms. Listen in to hear about how we view our bodies and learn how to feel ourselves. *Queue Feeling Myself - Beyoncé & Nicki Minaj*

It's not always easy talking about race, but why not? We are all here to learn and educate ourselves about each other. Still don't understand? We hope you do after you listen to some of our own personal events and thoughts on racism. 

Can exes really be friends? Ohh, so many factors go into answering this simple question. We hinted some of our thoughts in our "It's My Right to be Hellish, I Still Get Jealous" episode, but *SPOILER ALERT* we're still unsure. Insert eye roll. We think the connection and memory differ with each ex, so maybe you can be friends with one and not the other...? Listen to us try to decipher whether this is possible or merely a dream! It'll be a roller coaster ride. 

Have you ever dated somebody who gets jealous easily? Or are you the one with green eyes? Green eyes may be pretty and all, but it's not a good look for any relationship. This dirty, little feeling can come from the past, the present, and possibly even the future! Well, maybe not the future. Anyways, let's nip this in the bud and figure out how we can control such sensation in this episode. Ehh, more like see if you can relate to our experiences.  Side note, we're low-key jealous of Priyanka Chopra. 

2020 has been hard for all, but for those single folks out there, it can feel a little extra... ya know. No worries, we can help you get through this time with some dating ideas whether it's virtual or not (preferably virtual if you're not living with your bae). Let's say you already snatched a bae and is stuck with him, ugh, listen in to hear how we *try to* spice things up!