Comedians and longtime friends Dave Horwitz and Shawn Pearlman want to be real grown ups almost as much as they want attention. They don't know what they're doing, but they like doing it.
Dave Horwitz, Shawn Pearlman, Feral Audio
Dave and Shawn wrap up a truly insane year and reflect on all that's happened with their guest, the amazing writer/actress Charlene DeGuzman. We're talking art, comedy, writing, life, death, and all that other weird shit. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Actress, comedian, musician, and dog mother Stevie Nelson sits down with Shawn and Dave and things get refreshingly honest! This is the realest episode yet! (Don't worry, there's also bits and goofs!) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Dave and Shawn talk to actress blogger podcast we and all around cool person Alexi Wasser (I'm Boy Crazy) about giving advice, being the internet's big sister, and Raya, the brand new exclusive dating app for verified celebrities! Sponsored by Gazelle! Get money for your old technology, stupid! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Dave and Shawn sit down with travel writer and long LONG term friend of Shawn (25 years of knowing that Cutie!) Josh Heller! They discuss what Shawn was like as a wee lad and Dave reveals all the faculty members at his High School who slept with students. Plus listener emails! Sponsored by Barkbox: get a bunch of dumb shit for your dog, idiot! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Shawn and Dave sit down with comedy producer and all around sweetheart Casey Rup (Super Tight, Starburns) to talk about why he quit smoking weed and a whole lot of other things! Plus we read YOUR emails! Sponsored by The Drawing Room, the scariest bar in Los Angeles! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Dave and Shawn sit down with fellow Feral host Courtney Pauroso of We Should Have A Podcast! They discuss her career in comedy, why she's sorry she's an actress, and the ups and downs (currently ups!) of her VERY real relationship with Dave. It's raw, it's romantic, and it's all sponsored by Feral's brand new but very fake premium subscription service, Kitty Likes To Scratch! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Shawn and Dave talk to the hilarious and insightful Jake Weisman about comedy, adulthood, his many surgeries, and how the entire rest of Dave's life is going to play out. Sponsored by Me Undies: put em on your junk! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Dave and Shawn bring you their most relatable episode yet! They talk to their one new (imagined) listener, Scott Markowitz, discuss Shawn's pneumonic association with specific calendar dates, and respond to some listener emails!Sponsored by Handy.com! Get your house cleaned and DEFINITELY do not get your genitals manually manipulated for money! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
This week, the Lil' Cuties talk to comedy superstar and longtime friend of Shawn, Amir Blumenfeld (Jake and Amir)! They talk about what Shawn was like in high school and how Amir is the closest to being an adult out of anyone that's been on the show so far! Sponsored by the new not real NBC sitcom Two Apartments In One! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Shawn and Dave go on an archaeological dig into the mind of writer, recent LA transplant and all around enigma Mercedes Delusive. Fact: she's seen Gone Girl 20 times and can almost cry on command. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram @superbinx.(Not really) Sponsored by Ashley Madison, for all you cheatin' pervs out there!Email us: lilcutiespod@gmail.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Dave and Shawn are welcomed into the beautiful home of the amazing writer, actress, improvisor, comedian, artist, and podcaster, Feral Audio's own Erin McGathy (Human Conversation, This Feels Terrible)! The discussion topics include when to abandon a podcast bit, what constitutes adulthood, and Erin's upcoming trip to Ireland and return to stand up comedy. Also we read our FIRST EVER LISTENER EMAIL! Write to us at: LilCutiesPod@Gmail.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Shawn and Dave sit down with actor, writer, comedian and friend of the show Mookie Blaiklock (Don't Trust The B In Apartment 23, Comedy Bang Bang, Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp) and find out whether he's an Honorary Adult or an Honorary Lil' Cutie. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Dave has a back spasm in the middle of a sentence and details his entire JUICY history of chronic back pain, Shawn tells three truly amazing stories about his mom that are beyond belief (seriously, Dave can't believe them!), and the Lil' Cuties introduce a new "safe word" to keep them from getting sidetracked: Adderall.(definitely not) Sponsored by Season 3 of Maron, now on IFC! IFC, Always On, Slightly Off!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Dave and Shawn analyze each other's dreams, Shawn owns a camboy business, Dave prods Shawn to tell him a HOT JUICY story he's been teasing for 6 weeks (AND HE DOES!!!!), and the whole thing is (unofficially, not really, seriously they don't have sponsors) sponsored by Go To Meeting.Email us examples of your own Lil' Cutie behavior at LilCutiesPod@gmail.com! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Dave and Shawn welcome a new guest: writer, host, painter, podcaster, mixology and insect expert, and redheaded guardian angel of Los Feliz, CA, Alie Ward. They debut the new segments All Better (where they say what they're ashamed of and drink until it's all better) and Social Interaction Nightmares, which is pretty self explanatory. Sponsored (unofficially and not actually) by Legal Zoom. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
The Lil Cuties welcome their first ever guest, writer/actress Emma Koenig! They discuss Emmas status as a not-quite-adult, her living situation (between a crystal shop and an improv studio), and she even helps Dave and Shawn apologize to all women in a new segment called We're Sorry! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
The Lil' Cuties had exactly 60 minutes to record this episode, which made for a tense environment! LISTEN! as Dave throws Shawn under the bus for meandering through the first segment! SQUIRM! as Shawn calls Dave on his bullshit! FEEL RELIEF! when Dave apologizes! DELIGHT! as they recover nicely and have what turned out to be their most interesting conversation yet! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Shawn gets a *teeny* bit tipsy, Dave realizes we're all just worm food. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Shawn went to Japan and met some friendly ghosts, Dave still can't define what a Lil' Cutie is. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
The world's first podcast hosted by two little cuties, Dave Horwitz and Shawn Pearlman. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.