Podcasts about Cuties

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To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠ We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: ⁠cuteonepodcast⁠ Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠ Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Cute Ones are so back, and to ring in a new season - it's Beethoven's 2nd! So get the damn dawgs and cozy up to listen to this episode where Chelsea and Donny talk about unneutered balls, inflation prices on McDonald's breakfasts, what dogs eat, Helen Keller (naturally), and most importantly - five little monkeys jumping on the bed.  Also, trigger warning for this CHILDREN'S MOVIE: SA. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chelsea's going through it, and her discussion topics are here to prove it - but she's not lying! Meanwhile, Donny is not missing; he was just asking his mom to make cookies and watching Survivor: Australia vs. the World. The Cute Ones giggle about dead dogs, dragon puberty, Monopoly, and Sabrina Carpenter and Olivio Rodrigo's props for emotional support. [time stamps] INTRODUCTION 1:30 chelsea is a liar & her mom was abducted by aliens 3:10 astrological discovery about virgos 6:15 monopoly & spiritual money blocks 9:00 companion (movie review) 10:30 donny teaches children life lessons 13:30 donny's housewives experience 15:20 highest 2 lowest (movie review) RECOMMENDATIONS 24:40 australia vs the world survivor HEADLINES 26:45 andy samberg's nemesis dies 30:10 sabrina carpenter / olivia rodrigo news 33:00 cutie of the week To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mind your P's and Cuties, because today KDNM is under the magnifying glass.  There's a private investigator sniffing around the studio, up close and very, very personal. Joanne and Frank are sweating under the scrutiny, and not just because of their big secret. On air, meet a culinary cutthroat, someone dealing with a monster in the closet, an unsupported entrepreneur, and a serial pet-owner with a lot of explaining to do. Join our Patreon for ad-free episodes, early access to future episodes, and bonus content. Josie’s Lonely Hearts Club was created by Maximilian Clark (Superhuman Public Radio) and Rachel Music (Leylines). Our story editor is Lauren Grace Thompson. Our production team features Simone Kisiel and Alexandra Grunberg. Our cuties this week included Caitlin Carleton, Hal Lublin, Ross Childs, Meghan Falcone, and Abigail Turner as Mia Columba. Josie’s Lonely Hearts Club is brought to you by the Good Story Guild. Keep track of us on Instagram @goodstoryguild and join our Discord.

In this special food-themed episode of Dollars to Dreams, host Tyler Hafford is joined by PFA's Chief Operations and Compliance Officer, Hannah Tackett, for a delightful detour from financial talk into the culinary world of Portland, Maine. Hannah, an enthusiastic foodie, shares her ultimate day-long food itinerary through Portland, offering a personal and deliciously detailed take on the city's vibrant dining scene. With local gems like Katie Made Bakery, Lenora, Cuties, and Central Provisions on the list, Hannah's food itinerary is delicious and deeply personal, offering more than just recommendations—it's about savoring moments, flavors, and understanding that great meals aren't just about what's on the plate, but who you share them with.   YOU'LL LEARN: -- Portland's Diverse Food Scene – A deep dive into the local flavor and variety that makes Portland a top-tier food city. -- The Joy of Shared Meals – How food becomes more meaningful when enjoyed with friends and community. -- Food as Self-Care and Culture – Exploring how indulgent, soulful eating fits into a balanced life and supports emotional wellness.

To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TGIF (Cuties! We'll say it for you if you're at work)! Put your sneakers on (cc: Vanessa Hudgens' Sneakernight) and plan a party with your friends where you... debate lawn chairs and pay your bills while Chelsea plays video games and Donny celebrates sobriety with JoJo. Or you could fight with strangers on the internet because that's what the Cute Ones are doing with their week! INTRO 1:30 2000s dance party/freakier friday 6:30 P.f. chang's & chelsea's dream about donny 7:30 donny's emotional sobriety update 11:00 video games are ruining chelsea's life 12:30 fighting on the internet: embarrassing or fun? RECOMMENDATIONS 18:40 choosing joy (and energy drinks) 23:40 song of achilles 25:00 YOUTUBE LIVE ANNOUNCEMENT HEADLINES 25:30 is alec baldwin okay???? 26:40 taylor swift's new album 28:40 cruel summer season 3 31:40 jessica biel / 7th heaven 32:20 MGK / aliens in hollywood 37:30 CUTIE OF THE WEEK To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

-An update on the Cincinnati brawl that left a middle-aged white woman with brain damage, plus show viewers and readers who think Josh is “racist” -The incomparable George Zamarripa joins Josh to watch the most outrageous cop bodycam video on earth. It’s a cavalcade of Cluster B featuring young dysregulated dykes calling mild-mannered police officers “white fucking faggots” and trying to kick the cop car windows out with Payless pumps -Potpourri du MoquerieSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, Donny and Chelsea explore themes of mindfulness, sleep hygeine, and the importance of being intentional with time. They discuss their personal experiences with digital detox, new hobbies, and the excitement surrounding Big Brother 40. The conversation also touches on the impact of AI in daily life, health concerns, and the escapism found in gaming. They share recommendations for theater and entertainment, along with updates on pop culture and reality TV. The episode concludes with reflections on personal growth and the significance of community. ...if Chelsea asks, a human totally wrote this. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone QUINCE: quince.com/cuteone To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A talk about commercial ads turned into a talk about coffee shops and what motivates Producer Aaron to go for a cup of Joe. Conservative Circus listeners chime in and James T. gives his warning about HOT coffee shops.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone QUINCE: quince.com/cuteone To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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FULL SHOW: Monday, July 28th, 2025 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Donny's fourth viewing of "I Know What You Did Last Summer" was a success that led him to do some science while Chelsea has been executing Netflix fashion shows in her living room. Also, both of the Cute Ones read (very different) books this week, and a woman bit her co-workers. Happy Friday! TIMESTAMPS 0:00 intro 1:30 i still know what you did last summer / sarah michelle geller vs. jennifer love hewitt 6:30 donny's time with college friends / being a boat boy 11:15 chelsea navigating dementia in her family RECOMMENDATIONS 16:20 parvati's book (nice girls win: how i burned it all down to claim my power) 19:42 discovery of witches / shadow of night HEADLINES 21:25 coldplay kiss cam 22:30 911 drama / ryan guzman sucks 26:30 serial biter is fired from law firm 28:30 donny is worried about mixing friend groups / acting right CUTIE OF THE WEEK 32:30 trisha paytas / katy perry's butterfly THIS WEEK'S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone QUINCE: quince.com/cuteone To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone QUINCE: quince.com/cuteone To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chelsea and Donny are back - after using ChatGPT, paying off debt, visiting the Rainforest Cafe, and having nightmares about Donny's mom. The Cute Ones talk about Big Brother 27, the I Know What You Did Last Summer feud, and the rules of UNO. Also, you're probably intolerable if you talk about Love Island on Threads. THIS WEEK'S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone QUINCE: quince.com/cuteone To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone QUINCE: quince.com/cuteone ZOCDOC: ⁠zocdoc.com/cute To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Taylor tells Josie about Cuties (a.k.a. Mignonnes), the 2020 Netflix film by Senegalese-French writer/director Maïmouna Doucouré, and how it sparked a child exploitation panic that made its way to the U.S. Senate. Plus: illusionist Murray SawChuck breaks the magician's code, and gets disappeared from the Academy of Magical Arts.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone QUINCE: quince.com/cuteone To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy 4th of July! THIS WEEK'S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone QUINCE: quince.com/cuteone To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Hamlett joins the Cute Ones to recap a movie that leaves you asking “What… is happening?”, The Happening. Besides talking about plants or whatever, Donny admits to lying about… almost everything and Chelsea talks about robots coming for us (yet again). The three also dive into the best dessert to have an affair with. Can't blame us for wanting to play a science teacher! THIS WEEK'S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone QUINCE: quince.com/cuteone To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well. Chelsea opens this episode with a break down, and Donny graces us with one halfway through the episode, so maybe it's time for a day of rest for the Cute Ones. But before we get there, Chelsea is watching bunnies roll through hay on Netflix and her daughters find love while Donny is watching teenagers relapse in Beverly Hills. Also, if you have a child with a man, watch out for AI, and if you're Florida-bound, watch out for the (female) mosquitos! THIS WEEK'S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone QUINCE: quince.com/cuteone To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone QUINCE: quince.com/cuteone To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bonnie discusses touring with Japanese alt-rock legends One Ok Rock, becoming a representative figure for the LGBTQ+ community and the challenges that's entailed, and she even offers us some ASMR moments.

Donny has recovered from a weekend with Chelsea, but have either of them recovered from seeing a community theater production of ? Maybe Chelsea's next limerick will give the answer. Then, the Cute Ones give some Father's Day updates from Justin Bieber and Mario Lopez before crowning two of music's greats as Cutie of the Week. THIS WEEK'S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone QUINCE: quince.com/cuteone To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone QUINCE: quince.com/cuteone To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What a week, Cuties! Avril Lavigne… or Melissa, flies, home improvement projects, and Harriet Tubman got the Cute Ones through their weeks, but now they're here with Kendrick to break down the week's hottest (per them) headlines. The three discuss Patti Lupone's apology, Paige DeSorbo's new nightwear, and Julia Stiles trying to fxck her dad. Also, Donny and Chelsea want to go back on Kendrick's podcast, so give Kendrick 5 stars! THIS WEEK'S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: QUINCE: quince.com/cuteone MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone INTRODUCTION 4:20 Donny's sobriety update (Day 67) 6:00 Avril Lavigne Concert / Melissa Conspiracy Theory 10:10 Oh, Mary! Celebrity sightings  10:45 Skinnytok (trigger warning: ED) 14:20 Chelsea has electricity in her house! 15:30 LIVE SHOW NEWS!!!!! HEADLINES W/ KENDRICK TUCKER 19:30 Chelsea & Donny are banned from Kendrick's show :( 20:40 Love Island 22:00 Blake vs. Justin 23:15 Broadway News: Beetlejuice, Hell's Kitchen, & the latest with Patti LuPone 29:00 Paige Desorbo/Bravocon/RHOA 34:30 Jonathon Joss 35:00 Cutie of the Week To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a High Holy Day! Chelsea's phone is broken, and she's forced to get a new one. But also, the Cute Ones are watching “A Goofy Movie” (a movie not really about Goofy, but about his son) in honor of its 30th anniversary. Max isn't dead yet, so the duo cover women who fish, last day of school assemblies, white trash activities, and other worldly monsters. Also, is it okay to find your Dad attractive? To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochelsDonny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Donny is 50 days sober, so emotionally, he's zooting (look it up) himself up in space, while Chelsea is making sure liquor store employees listen to the podcast, forcing people to watch MILF Manor, and making fun of people's speech impediments - to their face. Also, the Cute Ones discuss the Gemini Jail Break and check in on Blake Lively. Cuties, if you love yourself... DO NOT see "Hurry Up Tomorrow." This episode is sponsored by ZocDoc! Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to Zocdoc. com/CUTE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠ We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠ Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode is sponsored by ZocDoc! Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to Zocdoc. com/CUTE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Donny and Chelsea waste no time shooting the elephants in the room (and they don't include breakaway pants), and then Chelsea teaches an etiquette course before Chris DeRosa and Dominick Pupa of “Fixing Famous People” Podcast join them. The quartet discuss the trailer to Ryan Murphy (and Kim Kardashian's) “All's Fair,” Sonja Morgan's dinner, and the logistics of one woman shows. Also - shit has officially been talked about Donny and Chelsea. (All press is good press!) TIMESTAMPS INTRO 3:30 donny's new tattoo 6:00 health update 9:00 donny's dating adventures, chelsea's PI business & etiquette lessons 12:30 celebrity sightings 16:00 “forever” tv show FIXING FAMOUS PEOPLE 19:00 renee rapp/leann rimes check in 21:30 ryan murphy's “all's fair” 26:00 sonja morgan's latest oopsie/chris and dominic's inside scoop on the housewives 34:00 cuties of the week 38:00 chris franjola talked shit about us? To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The patriarchy is alive and unwell, and Donny has found a way to survive another week without being cancelled. Meanwhile, Chelsea is singing Katy Perry, learning Spanish, and recovering from a Descendants birthday party. Also recovering are the guests of the Million Lives Conference and anybody who watched Another Simple Favor. And remember, Cuties: wear whatever the f you want! To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm joined by children's writer Brooke Hartman, author of the book Cute Animals That Could Kill You Dead, to discuss the deadliest, most adorable animals out there! The ferocious feline deadlier than a lion and smaller than a house cat, toxic armpits, and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode is sponsored by Zocdoc! Go to Zocdoc.com/CUTE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today! To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Cute Ones are here to answer a very important question this week: what IS eating Gilbert Grape? Donny and Chelsea aren't sure, but they ARE sure that Arnie knows a secret (and that Donny shouldn't do his Arnie impression in public). Besides the movie, the two discuss alliteration, vegans' opinions on bug deaths, Chelsea's new vocal stem, and their favorite water towers. This episode is sponsored by Zocdoc: go to Zocdoc.com/CUTE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today! To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Cute Ones discuss the latest book in the Hunger Games universe, Sunrise on the Reaping! Also, should Big Dick Donny get a toupee? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy April 14, Cuties! To celebrate (is that the right word?) the 113th anniversary of the Titanic sinking, Donny and Chelsea are pairing up with the chaotic minds of Zach and Sloane, hosts of the Mummy Dearest podcast. The four discuss why cruises are the perfect vacation, why your friends shouldn't do their own thing on group trips, and what they'd do if they had 2.5 hours to live. Also, remember when Lindsay Lohan tried to kidnap children? This is a crossover event covering Titanic. To listen to coverage from the first VHS, listen to Mummy Dearest! To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We're on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices