Lunch Ladies Podcast

In honor of the Oscars (my fault for posting this late), The Ladies buy an over-priced ticket to the theater and revisit their favorite movie foods! Some were good, some were not good, some should only exist on the silver screen. Who wins? Who wore it best? Who chewed into the mic the loudest?! And the nominees are... Eliza - Lembas Bread, Lord of The Rings Johnna - Ally Sheedy's Sandwich, Breakfast Club Aja - Spaghetti, Elf Social media is still a thing, so go find Lunch Ladies on all of that stuff

HO HO HOOO!!! Santy Claus has a very special gift for you this year! Just in time for the holiday season, The Ladies tackle a 3-course meal that you would likely find at The Krampus's table. Brought to you by Michelob Ultra, this episode features caroling, worst Christmas present stories, and even a bird anatomy lesson. Johnna - Company Clam Dip Eliza - Kholodets Aja - Christmas Fluff Salad Keep the fanmail comin! Facebook.com/lunchladiespod Instagram: @LunchLadiesPod Twitter: @LunchLadies_Pod lunchladiespod@gmail.com

Welcome to Lunch Ladies Pub! No beer on tap and nothing you’d ever want! The Ladies go to mixology school to create some cocktails never before seen, for good reason. Aja gets festive with dissolved candy, Eliza and Johnna had the same drink, so a new segment is born: Lunch Ladies Grocery Games. Eliza – Smoker’s Cough Aja – Candy Corn Screwdriver Johnna – Guy’s Grocery Game’d Smoker’s Cough See what drinks should never look like: Instagram: @LunchLadiesPod Twitter@lunchladies_pod Facebook.com/lunchladiespod Still lookin for emails :( lunchladiespod@gmail.com PUHLEASSEE rate, subscribe and comment on iTunes!

The Lunch Ladies are taking a very brief sabbatical next week, so here is a bonus episode to hold you over! The Topsfield Fair in Topsfield, MA is revered as the best fair in Massachusetts, so obviously it would have some great fair food. The Ladies, with special guests Florence and Steve, tackled a wide variety. Enjoy! Eliza - Deep-fried Pecan Pie Aja - Rice Ball Trio Johnna - Corn Dogs and Fried Dough Steve - Glazed Donut Bacon Grilled Cheese Florence - Mozzarella Sticks

The Lunch Ladies go around the world in 3 sandwiches! From the harsh tundra of Russia, to the shallow waters of a far-east water chestnut farm, to the muddy field of an American meat ranch...that also grows capers. A triple-threat combination of peanut butter and accouterments takes the girls by surprise, while a Pinterest favorite is exactly as bad as they thought it would be! Johnna - Peanut Butter Medly Eliza - Oriental Shrimp Roll Sandwich Aja - Party Sandwich Load You NEED to see these things on Instagram! @LunchLadiesPod Join the fun at facebook.com/lunchladiespod Twitter too! @lunchladies_pod STILL NO EMAILS! C'MON! lunchladiespod@gmail.com Oh, and please take a second to rate, review and subscribe on iTunes

JELLOMANIA - PART 1!!!!!!!! Welcome to the JelloDome! The Ladies dive mouth-first into the disturbing world of horse hooves and 1950's horror food. These barely-edible creations invoked fear that has yet to been seen here at LLHQ...one even had a birthday candle. Head to @LunchLadiesPod on Instagram to see for yourself! Aja -Jellied Stuffed Eggs Eliza -Cottage Cheese Tuna Salad Johnna - Cranberry Mayonnaise Jello Salad Candles You MUST go to @LunchLadiesPod on Insta! You NEED to join the fb group at facebook.com/lunchladiespod You ARE REQUIRED to follow @lunchladies_pod on Twitter You BETTER send emails to lunchladiespod@gmail.com with your own bad food stories!

The LUNCH LADIES are comin' at you this week with their most terrifying GLUTEN-FREE recipes! Actually, we didn't hate them as much as we thought we would... but maybe that was due to the trash juice. We discuss magical white powders, molar lickers, and of course... douggie the dragon. Eliza: Cloud Bread Johnna: Ham and Instant Rice Amish Casserole Aja: Zucchini Weenies To peep our gross food or get at us: Insta: @lunchladiespod FB: Lunch Ladies Pod Email: lunchladiespod@gmail.com Twitter: @LunchLadies_Pod

After a brief hiatus, The Lunch Ladies come back at full-strength with MICROWAVE MEALS. The microwave is a fantastic cooking instrument when used correctly...and that did not happen here. The Ladies accidentally created a 3-course meal of horror! Johnna – Peanut Butter Cup ‘o Soup Eliza – Microwave Stuffed Shrimp Aja – Microwave Noodle Pudding For visual nightmares, follow us on Instagram @LunchLadiesPod And Twitter too! @LunchLadiesPod Send us emailz! LunchLadiesPod@gmail.com

Webster's Dictionary defines "salad" as...NOTHING CLOSE TO WHAT THE LUNCH LADIES MADE THIS WEEK! The gals made some very interesting dishes, all loosely based on the term "salad." This is the closest anyone has come to actually throwing up. Johnna - Cinnamon Red Salad Aja - California Prune Cream Salad Eliza - Monkey Meat Salad aka "Henry" PLEASE!! Rate/review/subscribe on iTunes! Get at the Ladies via: LunchLadiesPod@gmail.com Instagram: @lunchladiespod facebook.com/lunchladiespod

The Lunch Ladies take to the grocers' aisles for this episode: Back of The Box! Recipes only found on the back of food boxes. As always, the girls sample each other's dishes and have to guess the ingredients in order to make the creator eat their own garbage! Aja - Cheesy Broccoli Casserole Johnna - Meatza Eliza - Pickled Herring Bruschetta Next week: SALADS! Have a gross salad you'd like to share? Get at the Lunch Ladies! Instagram: @LunchLadiesPod Facebook: Search Lunch Ladies Pod Gmail: LunchLadiesPod@gmail.com

Welcome to the Lunch Ladies Podcast! Aja, Eliza and Johnna find gross recipies based around a theme and make each other try them. They discuss the creation of their dishes, appearance, and have each other guess the ingredients. In this episode, the theme was dips: Eliza - Snow Cap Spread Johnna - Deviled Ham Wedge Aja - Buckeye Dip A winner is declared in each episode, but honstely, everyone loses. Find Lunch Ladies on Instagram @LunchLadiesPod to see progress pictures and finished dishes! Visit Lunch Ladies Facebook Group to share your gross recpies!