Never Daunted Radio Network

Tonight, on the very last new edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network on BlogTalkRadio, we sign off not with sadness, but with a look towards the future as we detail the grand opening of www.NeverDaunted.net, and discuss the future while collectively pissing on the ashes of the past.Next, we say Bye, Felicia to a Texas teacher who somehow thought it was a good idea to celebrate a student's birthday...by giving him a lapdance in class. I'll let you fill in the blanks from here, wait...just listen, and I'll do it for you.Later, we'll see what other news is worth mentioning, and for the last time, we'll open the phone lines if anyone feels like calling in.So here we go, one last time, on the Never Daunted Radio Network!

Tonight, on a extra racist edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we follow in the footsteps of every major and minor media outlet and celebrate "Post-Racial America" courtesy of L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling. We'll see what could be up ahead for the aging bigot and why the response from the players just wasn't enough. Next, because tonight is apparently a race to see who measures up as the most disgusting human being on the face of the Earth, a driver who struck and killed a bicyclist has decided to sue the dead biker's family, for what her lawyer calls, "great pain and suffering." We'll get to know the witch known as Sharlene Simon, and determine whether or not she has anything resembling a human heart. And finally, we go back to the Sunshine State for yet another tale of the bizarre, as this time a woman is being sued for damages incurred when her dead neighbor...exploded. We'll share the sad tale of Judy Rodrigo, who is left holding the bag through no actual fault of her own. All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!

Tonight, on a fully erect edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we fly back from our latest vacation with the story that managed to unite the Internet, as USAirways found itself in too deep when an employee sent out an official tweet featuring a photo of a model airplane in a woman's mommy parts, sending the Internet into a frenzy. We'll see how it all went down, and maybe we'll get a ping or two from the Black Box.Next, from the "Why Doesn't This Ever Happen To Me?" File, a sex-crazed Angelina Jolie wannabe forced a cabbie to have sex with her twice, then stabbed him six times because he wouldn't perform again. We'll cut to the chase and she how a man can turn a woman this good looking down.Later, a British ice cream maker managed to simulate the experience of popping bottles and popping boners with a new flavor called The Arousal. Key ingredients: Champagne and . Sounds like someone took making popsicles just a bit too seriously.And finally, the return of the Cremo Cream Essentials, features one of my favorite performers, Henry Rollins. Tonight we listen to his early solo album, Hot Animal Machine! All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!

Tonight, on an overly-privileged edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we return from self-imposed exile with proof that the end of the world is near as a wealthy heir to the DuPont fortune accused of raping his three-year-old daughter only faced probation after a state Superior Court judge ruled he "will not fare well" in prison. Does anybody ever fare well in prison?Next, we take #DontBeDumb to a whole new height of stupidity as an employee at Virginia College in South Carolina, was arrested after allegedly texting to her daughter that a shooter was on the loose — as an April Fools' Day prank. Looks like the joke's on her.Next, If you've ever wanted to join the mile-high club but don't want to risk getting caught, a Las Vegas entrepreneur is ready to make your X-rated dreams comes true. We'll introduce you to the Love Cloud, a flight that will finally making going down in an airplane into a potentially safe proposition.And finally, does your girlfriend or wife feel a little...spacious? Well I can guarantee that they won't compare to a Las Vegas woman accused of robbing a man of a $35k Rolex...with the evidence found shoved inside her vagina. Doesn't get any deeper than that. All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network! 

Tonight, on an early-entry edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, as America survives the brilliant opening weekend of the 2014 NCAA Men's Tournament, we turn our attention to the players themselves. Do players who leave for the NBA early cost themselves more than they hope to gain? And why are some so dead set against college players getting fair compensation? We'll share some numbers from a surprising new poll.Next, is there an actual value to virginity? A 27-year-old medical student may have the prescription for instant Internet notoriety by auctioning off her V-card. We'll learn her story and figure out what it is about virginity that is so tempting, beyond the obvious.Later, is it true love, or true alcohol? A woman faces indecent exposure and public drunkenness charges after she allegedly showed up to visit her husband in Arlington County Jail wearing only her birthday suit. We'll let you guess what happens next...or you can wait, and I'll tell you.And finally, tonight's Cremo Cream Essentials offers up a funk classic from the late Roger Troutman, Unlimited! Get ready for some digital slowjams and a look back into your humble hosts' past. All that and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!