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Collect all the flying backpacks and stop-n-swap spit with your local kathreeie until you go nuts and bolt.

A nidoran♂  ate Jonson's homework but big Leafy and stinky Red-Rover train harder than Apollo Creed♂.

We're back! Fs in the chat for Homer and the blind boys with wandering eyes.

We uncovered new data that suggests you're all wrong about everything and plants wear lipstick. Get used to it. 

What's a dragon to do when they've got two dads? Go to war! 

All we need is a page one rewrite, some mood stabilizers, and a few less Krispy King Koopa Kremes and we can get this fella back on top.

Here lies Norman Reedus' dad, Dave. Don't hog the arm meat.

Jonson goes full sandwich on this one. Sometimes you just gotta shoot your inner demons right outta of port two.

Okay I'll say it, we may have gone too far this time... Just kidding! We didn't roast this lonely sack hard enough! Come at me!

Is that a bird? Is that a plane? Or is it just their falling sibling? Grab some swords as we destroy this young working father. It's a prank, bro! It's a prank!

Today is the birthday that the Masterhand has made, let us rejoice and be mad in it! This is the day, This is the birthday, that the Masterhand. Has. Made.

This boy, our boy, is on fire, but the real question is why do we still have to register for the draft?

Pro Climber Alex Honnold couldn't fit into these shoes and/or parkas. We get down to brass tax and talk seriously about the 8-bit status of our climate. Plus The Big House Nine.

Oh boy it happened. We sold out! Thanks again to our sponsors for their support, and remember - just do it.

Fall is here! Death to Pigs! Get ready to hear about pretty much everything except our blonde hero boy. Marnie Piper for President.

Enjoy this audio petition to get Danny DeVito to play the protagonist in Persona 6.

Sorry for the blatant rage pulsating through the episode, as well as the white hot SEX! You better sit down for this one.

You already know what it is! Get some!

Hey Nintendo... could you not next time? We simply cannot keep doing this. We don't get it!  -xoxo  

Grab your magnifying glass and fly swatter to save us from an undiplomatic imperialist who can't follow the most prime of directives.

Strap in for the Good Luck Chuck Puck! Hope you got your prescription filled!

Do you ever wake up from a young deceased girl's fever dream to find yourself in your laboratory cell looking in the mirror wondering what it all means and why you are even alive? You do? Oh... That's wack.

Without this furry version of Slash we wouldn't have gotten Conker's Bad Fur Day. So come on down, grab your banana, and learn why DKJ was never an option.

And we're back with a blood soaked romp into the pros and cons of ethereal tattoos. Turns out getting them removed is a real pain in the neck. Oh yeah!

Do you want to change your life? Just do it. Or don't. Or maybe you shouldn't. But you probably should? Make your dreams come true. Also PPMD.

This barkeep cruises through town serving up tasty punches in this episode brought to you by the NRA I guess.

Torture finds a new king. Behold the master in his realm.

Sup Racerz! Come learn about fungal reproduction in a very special April episode.

You're gonna need a Billiam Nye, Neil Degrassi, and Kippy Thorn colab to figure out this one.

Waking up from a seven year nap never felt so ambiguous. This person got our heads spinning like Beetlejuice.

Dark vs. Light, Nature Vs. Nurture, Devito vs. Schwarzenegger. Come learn about Sakurai's sequel and his broken brain.

Got those four years of undergrad, four years of medschool, plus a full term residency and he still almost destroyed everything. Stick to tennis yah quack.

A lot can change in 20,000 years. This includes biology, basic warfare strategy, and the relationship between cats and fish. Also eggs.

This world fighter pops chest cavities in the desert while learning the power of dark magic and friendship.

The steed stat on the fog ninja is more out of control than Pikachu Libre's genetics.

aerial is down, press it while I'm jumpin' up then hit the b button like i don't give a f*** i know you wait for it, but your out of luck i can do the same thing every single time

God giveth, future boy taketh away. Ultra-balled Metal-Milktank also drops in.

Brush your tooth for sixteen minutes four times a day after every meal. Additionally, get a job.

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, then who the gosh darn else are you talking- You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fart do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? 'kay. Huh? Huh? You're dead.

The Birds and the Bees and the Koopas.

Now you lay me down to sleep, I pray Giygas my soul won't keep.

This year you better leave some garlic out for Santa. Happy Holidays.

Cool moves, cool car, uncool parenting. 

Wow-wee! New game, new us. Somebody call Lennie Briscoe and buy some red yarn cause we've gone wild!

Bonus Stage! Everything you say to me takes me one step closer to the edge.

Break open your stash and gobble up all the speed.

And the devil, who deceived them, was thrown into the lake of burning sulfur, where the beast and the false prophet had been thrown. They will be tormented day and night for ever and ever.

Lore so deep you could sail the dad king through it.

I'll be honest, we say Punchout too many times in this one.