Retroactive Swearing

The shoutout episode. I Wish This Could Go Out Uncensored Who Should’ve Won? What is Bruno Mar? No, That’s Fahrrell It’s Gotta Be Rat-Tat-Tat as Opposed to Skrrr-Pop Just Gonna Shout Him Out on the Pod, Too The Most Expensive “That Was Easy Button” That Man Fucking Produced My Adolescence Shoutout I Also Hope Irony Transfers I’m Plugging Everyone Today, Baby Infowoke Hashtag Sponsor the Pod LA is Full of the Trashiest, Scummiest People—Me Included Intellectual Gang Is Wisconsin a State? Gang Gang Y’all Won’t Do The Dishes And I’m Sick of This Shit It’s You Alone in a Room, Completely Naked How Far Away Am I? BEHIND YOU! I’m Too Thic to Be on Tinder Like That I Would Love to Hear What These Old People Think About Lil Xan I’ve Often Thought About How I Want My Life to Be Autotuned If You Have Refried Beans, You’re a Fucking Stanky Human Cordon Bleu I Became a Cornhole When I Was a Little Boy Pancakes with Ketchup My Family Always Jokes… It’s Like Eating a Vacuum I Don’t Thirst You Hate Soup, This is Amazing I Have a Theory About Peas The Future is Grim @Bardi__@zebrascream@Silvano_D

(We apologize for this episode’s delay. Life is complicated and editing is hard. Also, it was very windy on the sixteenth floor that day of recording…)* So, I Got Notes Now* Maybe That’s How They All Got The Same Macklemore Hair* You Could Just Have an Anime Girlfriend* We’re All About Sex-Positive Feminism, But Eventually We’re Going to Have to Move On* Dick in the Mail* Do You Think That We Should Respect Robot Marriage?* The Upcoming Twenties* The Kids and The YouTubes* What I Like to Call “Elsa Spiderman Poop”* Mr. Manhattan Just Saw a Really Cool Word* Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake* Just a Prank, Bro!* Christian Rock is Just Like Dylan* Really Jesus Would Be An American If He Were Here Right Now* When’s The Worst Time to Figure Out How to Hold Your Breath?* I Saw Wonder Woman Coz Hashtag Feminism* Hitchcock Pregnant Needle* A White Supremacist Eating Poop* Now We Can Only Destroy* This Is OK Because We Can Make More Apps* Everyone Is a Temporarily Embarassed Millionnaire* I’ve Been Watching Some Boiler Room DJ Sets

The onyx episode. Do You Wanna Talk About Email? We Need to Limit the Size of the Observable Universe The Maxwell Black University He Had No Knowledge of Words IKEA Naming Convention I Want a Bunch of Little Silvs The Padawan of the Silvs Eventually You Would Reach Final Silv I Wouldn’t Even Fuck My Clones This is a Little Bit Like Apple and Microsoft A Literal Army of Associates The Act of Killing On Killing More of a Camp Than a Campus Spread the Darkness Onyx You Just Don’t Like the Woods Maxwell Black 2; Spreading Darkness I’m Really Busy Recording This Podcast Nothing’s Gonna Happen Artificially Create the Right Kinds of Crises They’re All Just Puddles of Muck

Our funniest episode yet. We can't wait to see what you do with it. Close Your Eyes, Take Your Eyelashes, and Pull Looking in the Mirror and Trying to Make Yourself Smile in a Natural Way Albert Einstein! You Also Were Advocating for Sharia Law in High School? Down Syndrome in Iceland There Was a Time When People Would Dress Like Billboards Signaling Theory Behavioral Sink They Do Bitcoin “Shit On Me” I Used to Whistle a Little Bit in Wisconsin The Winston Churchill of the Holocaust You’re Not Doing Bitcoin, Bitcoin’s Doing You We Don’t Need to Be Thinking About Death All The Time, But… There’s No cmd+z For Society Let’s Say You Ejaculate Into Horse Dung Sterile Joe I’ve Never Tasted Urine I Love My Thic Curvy ATP Holding on to the Very Few Things We Still Have That Make Us Human You Wanna See My Hologram? The Tim Ferris of Music @zebrascream@Silvano_D

Max and Silvano are back with everyone's favorite educational podcast! The World Is Not Even the Same J.J. Abrams Gave a TED Talk Five Minute Histories Someone Who Has Conversed in the Circles of Lads Could You Maybe Please? If You Join the Sesh, You Gotta Stay Committed The Romantic Comedy We’re All Watching Tomorrow Night When The Worm Bites Its Own Tail Do You Flip the Flipped Upside-Down? What If Our Twitter UIs Are Really Different, Man? It Wasn’t About Slay Queen The Universe Threw Me a Strawman @zebrascream@Silvano_D

In the space episode of Retroactive Swearing, Max gives a science lecture, after Silvano elaborates on his life philosophy. So, no surprises in this one.

In this dark (which is what the cool people now say) episode, it’s Max’s turn to reveal his lifehack. We then talk about the Holocaust, and nations and nationalism and borders, only to return to Hitler many a time, leading the conversation to drugs and status symbols here and in Asia.

Max is really tired. Silvano teaches you how to get things done and decides to try Soylent (I ordered—my body is thanking me!). And airplanes, doode—they’re crazy. @zebrascream @silvano_d @retroswear Links: Reality Theater Co United World Colleges Melancholia Sacks Case Study: Man Who Mistook Wife for a Hat Getting Things Done Subscribe in iTunes

In our most arts-y-political episode yet, we talk about currencies and complexity in art. Max learns some math after he decides to be more bullshitt-y. Oh, and free business idea: Get famous. Sell your excrements.

In this first iteration of Retroactive Swearing Max and Silvano talk about the play (or film?) Max wants to make, creation vs. thinking in general, religion (because we want to upset everyone right away), where intellectual curiosity comes from, curiosity for curiosity’s sake, philosophy and the impact it has had on our lives as well as sleep, the beauty of the night, and the end of science, politics, and all the great ideologies.