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Catching up with my uncle today and he believes in some of the most insane conspiracy theories out there, like really out there ship like he believed, get this. My uncle believes that the entire United States government is a democracy.Check out the replies and reactions on Beams.fm
Who who did drugs in high school make some noise? Who did something harder than we'd? All right. What what drug did you do, man mushrooms, pussy should've done acid dude. Let me get it. Let me guess you did mushrooms because it's from the ground. You know, man, like mushrooms aren't as bad as acid mushrooms are like a plant, Dude. You know what else is the plant comes from a plant cyanide. Okay. I fucking hate this argument. Like it's a natural it's a natural drug. Dude. Go jump in a volcano if you like ship. That's natural. Mm hmm.Check out the replies and reactions on Beams.fm
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I got into a new video game recently and randomly in the chat of this video game, this guy starts talking about how he's gonna kill himself and no one cared. And that's how I knew that. Leave Legends was a really fun and cool game. No, don't worry, there's a happy ending to this story. Okay, there's a happy ending. So what happens is this guy suicidal disconnects from the game and we still won.Check out the replies and reactions on Beams.fm
I don't like science tv shows though. Like these these things put me off because it's like people will watch like Neil Degrasse. Tyson's the cosmos. You guys know the show. My friend watched this show and then he thought he had a PhD in astrophysics. Okay. He's watching and he hits his bong. He's like Sean, did you know that not even light can escape a black hole? And I was just like, damn dude, that is crazy. You want to know what's even crazier? Did you know that you work at Denny's?Check out the replies and reactions on Beams.fm
You guys, you guys ever watch porn on your phone and then the phone screen locks and you just see the reflection of your face on the phone. You just think to yourself, I'm crushing it, I'm totally crushing it.Check out the replies and reactions on Beams.fm
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