Shoot, the S**t!

Ignoramus pitches toward a different tone as Jojo learns about music from Matt (yes, the one who often hosts the show {It’s quarantine, folks. our guest access is limited}). Along the way, Jojo learns that chords are made up of chocolate and peanut butter vibrating in the air, and football players who hit their heads too hard get percussions.

The team shoots the s**t about random Christmas topics. Ugly Xmas sweaters, traditions, and peppermint and more get riffed on in this one. Stay tuned to the end for the first draft of the best Santa movie ever (starring Eugene Levy and Cathrine O’Hara).

It’s a half-hour of improv comedy from across the multiverse! On this episode, 5 yr old Max delivers a symposium on advanced scientific topics, nervous Joey gets woman tips from Big Bavino, and two guys try to get sued.

Matt pitches a mobile laundry business, then squirms through Lilo’s disapproving barrage of questions, but he ultimately saves the world. Also, he wrote this.

It’s a Halloween fun-festraviganza as Matt, Dimitri and Lilo riff on randomly selected Halloween words. Despite the plethora of topics, they seem to obsess over children and ice cream trucks.

Jojo returns as host to learn about Major Depressive Disorder. Along the way he finds out about Depression’s rank in the military, Soviet Serotonin Re-uptake Inhibitors, and psycho-therapists who won’t kill you in the shower.

Everyone’s (and we do mean EVERYONE’S) favorite improv podcast is back. Bringing you quality podcast entertainment from across the multi-verse. This episode we hear a riveting staring contest, some guys try out some accents, and science gets weird in a parallel dimension.

It’s officially a new “season” of Shoot, the S**t. In this twice before seen format, Dimitri, Matt, Allison and Lilo have just five minutes to riff about randomly generated topics. This episode, they discuss professors named Tom, make some inappropriate jokes about dictators, and get serious about broccoli.

It's something new! Now entering the line-up of Loud and the Fog podcasts, Start-up Shut Down follows a guy trying to invent a business that doesn't fail and his business savvy partner who steers him right. In this episode Matt pitches a venue to play "mini-golf bowling," but balks at the rising cost of paying employees. Lilo tries to get him to understand mission statements. Spoiler: He doesn't.

Matt was confused about how various arts from Mars are blended together, so he sits down with fellow Loud and the Fogger Dimitri, who teaches Matt just how wrong he was. Along the way, Matt learns that you’re not supposed to kill people, it’s better to be drunk than to be trained, and you can be arrested for knowing a martial art.

Loud and the Fog's improv podcast podcast is back! Included in this collection of podcasts from around the universe: "Impressionist Painting," "How to do Most Things," and "The True Meaning of Flowers."

Matt isn’t the only Ignoramus around here. Jojo (Joseph/Demitri) doesn’t know things, too. And he proves it in this episode of Ignoramus about flying. His Dad Oscar teaches him that -the US invented their own form of measurement just to be different -“flaps and slats” is not a Three Stooges movie -you can’t park on a cloud.

Special Guest: Jr. R. Tolkien Our hosts shoot the s**t about Lord of the Rings. Matt introduces a new sport to Middle Earth. Joseph sorts hobbits into Hogwarts houses. JRR Tolkien has to go back to the morgue.

Matt demonstrates to his friend Gavin how little he knows about cast iron. Along the way, he learns what a dutch oven is, and what a dutch oven is. Cast iron is not bulletproof. And vinegar might be an effective weapon against aliens.

Our hosts let the fans decide what they should shoot the s**t about, and it doesn’t go so well. Matt has an ant on his microphone, which is the closest thing we have to a guest on this episode. Joseph brings up Viola Davis too many times for comfort. Andy Dick, who isn’t our guest, runs for president. And we have an un-exciting bullfighting championship.

A brand new show from the Loud and the Fog boys. Matt and Joseph get back to their improv roots in this new format that dials in on ridiculous podcasts from all over the multiverse. This episode includes snippets from Everything's Funny, Michal Bubleeeee, and Blood in Transylvania.

Matt joins his friend Hannah to pluck at her knowledge about guitars (see what I did there). Matt learns that guitars have nuts, ears are not speakers, and it’s really easy to play without practice.

Matt details his new chicken ASMR channel. Joseph easily swallowed, like, 8 watermelons, but choked on steak (it’ll make sense later). Tangents are taken, puns are made, and we give up on the pretend guest bit. Sort of…

Our hosts shoot the s**t about alcohol. Joseph writes the best porn line in existence. Matt decides to drink irresponsibly. Allison doesn’t have a mic of her own. Russel Brand is the wrong guest for this episode. *Vomit warning for the last 15 minutes of this episode.

Matt confesses a crush he has. Joseph confesses a crush Allison has. We say a fond farewell to Walker Texas Walker. Becca is such a betch.

Our hosts shoot the s**t about relationships. In part one, Joseph makes his very first segue! They grow up so fast… Matt gives lots of relationship advice. He’s been broken up with four times. We adopt a zombie and name it Walker Texas Walker.

Matt is joined by Allison (yes, the one from "Shoot, the S**t" and MTVs "People You Shouldn't Know") to find out more about those strangers we accept drinks from. Along the way he learns that bartenders are not pimps, alcohol is literally rotten, and if you commit a crime while drunk your bartender has to go to jail for it.

Joseph gives a detailed synopsis of “Nosferatu” despite having no memory of the film. Matt gives a detailed synopsis of “Liar, Liar Vampire” despite having no memory of the name of the film. Andrew Lincoln gives an hour long lesson in silent meditation despite being on a radio show.

Our hosts continue to shoot the s**t about writing. Matt examines an obliterated hymen. Twice. Joseph brings up One Punch Man again. Sean Astin gives a disappointing audition monologue.

Our hosts shoot the s**t about writing. Matt names his children like Apple products. Joseph goes up against a Sumo wrestler. Sean Astin frets over his re-audition for Stranger Things. To be continued…

Our hosts continue to shoot the s**t about animals. Joseph thinks he can handle owning an elephant, but not a chihuahua. Matt deals with some anger issues about zoos, animals activists and chihuahuas. Chihuahuas don’t get a say.

Our hosts shoot the s**t about animals. Matt names a horse after his least favorite activity. Joseph tries to list off every animal in the animal kingdom. The Cast of the West Wing was a poorly utilized remnant of our long running meta joke that we hope to improve upon in the future. Send a picture of the back of your hand to shootusshit@gmail.com.

Sean is back to teach Matt a little something about playwriting. A few things Matt learns from their discussion: People who write plays are broke. The three unities are Time, Place, and Rockets. Writing a six-hour play is not recommended.

Our hosts shoot the s**t about whatever they want. They do what they WANT! Joseph performs drunken open heart surgery. Matt unveils his new Judas brand perfume. Jesus is Joseph’s best friend, and Matt’s biggest mistake.

Matt sits down with his friend Tina to wade in the vast ocean of her knitting expertise. He learns that knitting needles are in fact merely sticks, you can knit everything (even a cactus), and knitting for profit is not profitable.

Matt and Joseph were vainly Google searching the interwebs one day when they stumbled upon a little known 60's doo-wop group coincidentally also called "Loud and the Fog." This was their big hit.