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It’s half-laughing in the face of death and half-urging you to be good to yourself, because Dave and Hampton are alive, and they want you to stay alive, and they’re hoping a full hour of the world’s darkest jokes will help.

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    • Mar 26, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 156 EPISODES


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    Y’all Ever Get Erect with Eric Andre?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2021 58:26


    Patreon.com/yallever to support the podcast and get bonus episodes weekly Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Y’all Ever Change Your Life With Dave Schilling?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2021 76:04


    Patreon.com/yallever to support the podcast and get bonus episodes weekly Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Y’all Ever Spend the Holidays with John Candy?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 61:26


    Patreon.com/yallever to support the podcast and get bonus episodes weekly Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Y’all Ever Jonestown with Jonah Ray?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2020 82:17


    Patreon.com/yallever to support the podcast and get bonus episodes weekly Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Y’all Ever Kry with Kyle Kinane?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2020 85:57


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    Y’all Ever Get Scared with Dana Gould?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2020 81:37


    Patreon.com/yallever to support the podcast and get bonus episodes weekly Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Y’all Ever Have The Best Time With Robin Tran?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2020 85:30


    Patreon.com/yallever to support the podcast and get bonus episodes weekly Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Y’all Ever Stare at Some Water With Jamel Johnson?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2020 73:46


    Patreon.com/yallever to support the podcast and get bonus episodes weekly Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Y'all Ever Talk With Billy Wayne Davis?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 98:56


    Patreon.com/yallever to support the podcast and get bonus episodes weekly Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Y’all Ever Covered in Bees?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2020 64:49


    Patreon.com/yallever for Bonus Episodes. Always feel free to write in to Yalleveremail@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Y’all Ever Escape Into Fantasy?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2020 50:21


    Write in to yalleveremail@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Y'all Ever Talk with Arnold Schwarzenegger

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2020 63:34


    We somehow are able to talk to the Man, the Myth, the Legend: Arnold Schwarzenegger. Write in to yalleveremail@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Optimus Crime

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2020 60:27


    Such heroic nonsense. Write in to yalleveremail@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    The 4th Joker

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2020 55:01


    Somehow the best episode yet. Write in to yalleveremail@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Y'all Ever Giggle with Mike Carrozza?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2020 83:23


    I talk with my old CANADIAN friend Mike Carrozza (@mikecarrozza) about his new album and I swear the compulsive liars on the 10th season of Married at First Sight are truly magnetic and deserve their own shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Y’all Ever Listen to Music?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2020 49:14


    Georgea Brooks stops by and shows us the pursuit of happiness Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Y’all Ever Feel Like Throwing Up?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2020 3:37


    I feel a little sick. Quick update about the open Spotify playlist on my artists page and (hopefully) episode tomorrow! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Y’all Ever Talk Meditation with Brianna Murphy?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2020 64:48


    Brianna Murphy comes by today to talk about going vegan, her recent move back to LA, and meditation. And we burn at least two bridges I was too lazy to edit out. Good stuff. Bonus episode next Monday with Brianna at Patreon.com/Y’all Ever Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Y'all Ever Hang with Brooks Wheelan?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2020 69:28


    Hampton chats with Brooks Wheelan (Saturday Night Live, Big Hero 6: The Series) about Iowa, JOE BIDEN, and MORE! Bonus episodes every week at Patreon.com/yallever Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Y'All Ever Hang with Christian Duguay?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2020 67:59


    Christian Duguay (MadTV, The Dress Up Gang) sits in for a fun conversation about his brain. Bonus episodes every week at Patreon.com/yallever Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Y'all Ever Say Bye to Dave?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2020 65:38


    Today, Dave says his goodbye to the show and now we (Hampton and Aristotle) are sad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Midtown and Saga and a Big Big Announcement

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2020 85:16


    Hampton and Dave discuss their feelings on last week's homework -- Midtown and Saga -- and then drop a BOMB on the WORLD. (They talk about something that's very important them and perhaps you!!!!!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Judge Dredd vs. The Ramones

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2020 82:58


    Hampton made Dave read Judge Dredd and Dave made Hampton listen to the Ramones and they battle to the death over it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Y’all Ever Hang Out In Person?????

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2020 67:40


    Hampton and Dave were driven to recording in person by technical difficulties and it’s the happiest they’ve ever been. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Y'all Ever A Victim of a Hate Crime?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2020 66:10


    Hampton and Dave catch up about the state of the world and then read a listener's story about a zoom meeting getting bombed by nazis. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Y'all Ever Come Wit It Now?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2020 56:35


    Dave and Hampton are back after a week off to get real dumb for just a minute during a global revolution. This episode is both. It is some very dumb jokes, and also a great deal of coming with it now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Y'all Ever Say Goodbye to a Friend?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2020 72:58


    Hampton and Dave remember Richard Bain. All the love to Richard Bain. Rest in peace, buddy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Y'all Ever Essential Kinda?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2020 58:46


    Hampton and Dave talk about touching their friends hands, and how important it is to them, before reading a story from a listener about covid trapping them into cleaning five million pools a day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Y'all Ever Get Banned?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2020 74:05


    Hampton and Dave read some of your stories about getting banned from conventions. It turns out a lot of Y'all Ever fans have gotten band from a convention? Also some of them are reveling in quarantine. Hampton and Dave talk about that too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Y'all Ever Make Us Cry?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2020 54:39


    A few weeks ago, Dave and Hampton read an email from a listener who dropped out of rehab and whose fiancee left them at the beginning of quarantine. This episode is the DRAMATIC CONCLUSION of that story. (Spoiler alert: it's wonderful.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Y'all Ever Check In?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2020 93:51


    Dave and Hampton check in with each other to make sure they're handling lockdown and career panic emotionally well and the truth is they're kinda freaking out!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Y'all Ever Quit Drinking?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2020 79:30


    Hampton and Dave call the quarantine protestors dumb and read some listener emails about quitting substance use during a pandemic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Y'all Ever Almost Buy a Sex Doll?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2020 66:14


    Dave and Hampton go pretty riff-crazy this week. There was some pizza in there, and some murder, but the real highlight was System of a Down. This is a System-of-a-Down-heavy episode for SURE. They also read your stories, as always. This week featured stories of learning Korean and, of course, stories of sex with a pillow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Y'all Ever Date in Lockdown?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2020 70:42


    Dave can't sleep and he has a zit, and he can't shut up about it. Hampton gives him some helpful hints about it. They read some messages from listeners that are literally successfully dating while in quarantine. Also some bidet mishaps. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Y'all Ever Start Rehab During a Quarantine?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2020 64:57


    Hampton and Dave go through more of your Covid-19 stories. This week is all about having a stressful life, and then ALSO there is quarantine. Quarantine is painting everything in life with a fat stress brush. Hampton wears an American Flag as a shawl for this entire recording. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Y'all Ever Freak Out in a Grocery Store?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2020 64:29


    Hampton and Dave read listeners' stories of dealing with quarantine and the most stressful groceries week in American history. Also, they discuss FREAKING OUT and how to prevent that and also that they have failed at preventing that. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Y'all Ever Panic in Quarantine?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2020 65:11


    Hampton and Dave record remotely because of coronavirus quarantining! Social distancing, bro! You gotta do it! You also gotta podcast, though. You have to. They talk about feeling terrified of COVID-19, and feeling optimistic about life after, and about anxiety in general, and also about shitting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Y’all Ever Get Scared?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2020 64:01


    Dave and Hampton share some stories about literally scaring yourself. Sure you thought someone scared you, but there was no one there, so no one else scared you, you scared yourself. Anxiety sucks dude. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Goodbye Suicide Buddies, Hello Y’all Ever

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2020 74:35


    Dave and Hampton say goodbye. And hello! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Y'ALL EVER

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2020 56:22


    WELCOME TO Y'ALL EVER?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Interview with Erin Dewey Lennox

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2020 71:19


    Dave and Hampton catch up with their dear friend and fellow comedian Erin Lennox, then talk with her at length about the suicides she’s dealt with in her life, and about the process of coping with the suicide of a loved one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    ADOLF HITLER & KURT COBAIN

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2020 82:55


    Dave and Hampton finally talk about their heroes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Adolf Hampton & Dave Hitler

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2020 70:28


     Hampton and and Dave have the trial of the century to see who is more like Kurt Cobain/Adolf Hitler Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Emails & Updates

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2020 65:33


    Dave & Hampton read some very nice emails and give some updates on the future of Suicide Buddies/Y'all Ever. Just like the title says. The title also sounds like Coheed & Cambria, Dave's favorite band. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Are we even SUICIDAL anymore????

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2020 58:36


    Dave and Hampton have... ANNOUNCEMENTS. Also they talk about shitting! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    BUT OUR EMAILS!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2020 58:32


    Dave and Hampton sir and read through some of your emails this episode. It’s been a minute since they dug through the ol’ buddiesx3 account and you didn’t disappoint. Also Dave sings? What the fuck why Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    3/11 Christmas 420

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2020 70:07


    Dave and Hampton talk shit about 3/11 for almost an hour and then Santa shows up. Happy Christmas, happy new year, it’s the third annual 9/11 Christmas 420 and even Jesus is stoned!!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Mary Wilmerding

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2019 77:40


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    Pixar

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2019 64:31


    Dave and Hampton talk about suicide in Pixar movies and read a few of your suggestions of suicides in other cartoons! Also Supernatural... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Interview with Georgea Brooks

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2019 76:45


    *IN HAMPTON'S BORAT VOICE* MY WIIIIFE is on the show! Dave and Hampton talk about antidepressants with the hilarious Georgea Brooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    David Phyall

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2019 58:38


    HAPPY DANKSGIVING! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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