Talk That Mess Express

This week, Jesse and Maddy talk about their recent trip to Cancun for their Honeymoon which was 4 years late. Jump in on this episode and put yourself in the seat with em.

After a month long hiatus, we decide to ride the vibe. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week, after a week off, we tell y'all about the alleged illegal activities we've done. Don't do the shit we did, it was dumb. Hope everyone enjoys the episode and all of the things we've "allegedly" done. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

ROADTRIPS! Fuckin roadtrips, amirite? We get into some wild road trip fun, we talk about ideal snacks, best and worst experiences, and illegal activity. So load up the car, pack in the snacks, and hit the road. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week, we get into April Fools, pranks, times Jesse got bullied as a kid, times Logan go tricked into thinking he slept for a year, and times Sue drank mustard. We jam pack tons of fun and fuckery into this special April Fools and prankster episode.

On this episode, we decide to talk about food. Jason Quintuplets eats some food. Logan gives out a half-assed chili recipe. We talk about best and worst food experiences. So whip out some snacks, crank up the heat, and fill your bellies! Shout out to Tacos Tijuana and Kenji's Food Truck for this episode. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

On this episode, we get into common conspiracy theories, cryptids, local legends and general nonsensical speak. So strap your ass in, and throw on your tin foil hat for some conspiracles. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This episode is the belated birthday celebration of everyone's favorite host, Jason Quintuplets. We missed his birthday extravaganza due to the RONA, so this episode is a make up for the miss out. We get into silly fuckery, how much he loves his wife and family, and even foreshadow future episode topics. So strap in, and join the Talk That Mess Express drinking game this episode. Take a shot every time we say "straight up" or "shout out" As always, share us with friends, give us feedback, and leave us messages on our hotline. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This extra special quarantine edition of TTME, Jesse calls in to the studio. We talk some mess about Logan and Surae's struggle with acceptance of catching The CORNAVIRUS (shit is real). We get into a whole lot of nothing on this episode, talk about dick nosing, hand sanitizing, and what our experiences with the ol RONA bug. If you enjoy the rona special, share us with your friends. SuperSpread the podcast, not Covid-19. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Next stop: Mental Health Talk. This week, we get into the importance of mental health, men crying, thoughts of suicide and the call of the void. This episode is heavy, and if you're sensitive to the subject of suicide, this is the TRIGGER WARNING. If you or anyone you know is suffering from depression of thoughts of suicide, please reach out to the Crisis Call Center Suicide Hotline at 1-800-273-8255(TALK) or TEXT the Crisis TEXT line with HOME to 741741. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Next stop on the Talk That Mess Express: Sex. The Birds and the Bees, and other kinky shit. We get into anal, fantasies, do's & donts, sex work, and so much more. So bust out the tissues and lotion and get ready to rub one out. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week we get into some SPICY would-you-rathers, dental damnation, and troubling thoughts that have kept some of us up at night. TRIGGER WARNING, we get into the subject of suicide, so listener discretion is advised. If you or anyone you know is suffering from depression or suicidal thoughts, please don't hesitate to call the Suicide Prevention Hotline: 800-273-8255 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In the Talk That Mess Express first ever episode, Jesse and Logan sit down with Sid and Jarrae and get into hard hitting subjects, like baby wipes v. bidets, Starbucks v. Dunkin and OJ indigestion v. chorizo chorro. So strap in, sit down, and see what these idiots are all about. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app