Meet Rufus & Howard. Rufus is an English teacher with a degree in literature. Howard is an unemployed idiot. One of them spent their entire childhood writing stories and scripts. Unfortunately, it was Howard. Welcome to The Worst Writer in the World; a comedy storytelling podcast in which Rufus attempts to read everything that Howard wrote, while Howard listens and feels increasingly ashamed. Together, they'll probe the plot holes, interrogate the inconsistencies, and use their adult brains to fix the many problems with Young Howard's work. So that maybe one day, Howard will no longer be known as: The Worst Writer in the World.
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Listeners of The Worst Writer in the World that love the show mention:Young Howard decided that the best way to become a successful writer was by pretending to be a teenage girl on Wattpad. Fortunately, he didn't get far with his story. In this episode, we read what he managed to write before giving up.
Rufus & Howard retell the entire plot of David Cronenberg's The Fly, starring Jeff Goldblum & Geena Davis - in which an innocent fly gets absorbed by a mad scientist and then blamed for everything that goes wrong.
Rufus & Howard retell the entire plot of David Cronenberg's The Fly, starring Jeff Goldblum & Geena Davis - in which an innocent fly gets absorbed by a mad scientist and then blamed for everything that goes wrong. For more - join the gang at patreon.com/manbuycow
Who's that time-traveller running across the glass roof of the British Museum, being pursued by his own past self (probably)? FIND OUT in Young Howard's thrilling screenplay: TIME JUMP!
Who's that time-traveller running across the glass roof of the British Museum, being pursued by his own past self (probably)? FIND OUT in Young Howard's thrilling screenplay: TIME JUMP! For more - join the gang at patreon.com/manbuycow
Who's that time-traveller running across the glass roof of the British Museum, being pursued by his own past self (probably)? FIND OUT in Young Howard's thrilling screenplay: TIME JUMP!
Who's that time-traveller running across the glass roof of the British Museum, being pursued by his own past self (probably)? FIND OUT in Young Howard's thrilling screenplay: TIME JUMP!
Who's that time-traveller running across the glass roof of the British Museum, being pursued by his own past self (probably)? FIND OUT in Young Howard's thrilling screenplay: TIME JUMP! Get all six episodes now at www.patreon.com/manbuycow
Who's that time-traveller running across the glass roof of the British Museum, being pursued by his own past self (probably)? FIND OUT in Young Howard's thrilling screenplay: TIME JUMP!
Who's that time-traveller running across the glass roof of the British Museum, being pursued by his own past self (probably)? FIND OUT in Young Howard's thrilling screenplay: TIME JUMP! Get all six episodes now at www.patreon.com/manbuycow
Who's that time-traveller running across the glass roof of the British Museum, being pursued by his own past self (probably)? FIND OUT in Young Howard's thrilling screenplay: TIME JUMP! Get all six episodes now at www.patreon.com/manbuycow
The adventures of Grett Binchleaf as a kid. Get the rest of the book at www.patreon.com/manbuycow
We watched the final Indiana Jones movie (if you don't count those two that came after it) - and now we're going to recount the plot in detail. This episode contains spoilers for every single thing that happens in Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade. Get loads more exclusive episodes right now by joining the gang at www.patreon.com/manbuycow
We watched the final Indiana Jones movie (if you don't count those two that came after it) - and now we're going to recount the plot in detail. This episode contains spoilers for every single thing that happens in Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade. Get all of this story now by joining the gang for just $2 at www.patreon.com/manbuycow
We read a short story that Howard wrote recently (just 11 years ago) about a man, a dog, and a bag. Get loads more exclusive episodes right now by joining the gang at www.patreon.com/manbuycow
This is the way the WuWuWorld ends, not with a bang but a WuWuWhimper. (Probably not wise to start with this story, as it's kind of a sequel to several stories we've previously released, especially Jack's Turkeys.)
This is the way the WuWuWorld ends, not with a bang but a WuWuWhimper. (Probably not wise to start with this story, as it's kind of a sequel to several stories we've previously released, especially Jack's Turkeys.)
This is the way the WuWuWorld ends, not with a bang but a WuWuWhimper. (Probably not wise to start with this story, as it's kind of a sequel to several stories we've previously released, especially Jack's Turkeys.)
13-year-old Howard wrote a story about all his classmates going to a party - where two uninvited guests cause havoc, and all the boys are devilishly handsome. Join the gang for loads of exclusive content: patreon.com/manbuycow
Once again, we're releasing an episode from our most Secret of Gangs on Patreon - into the wild. It's the Mister Fluckcast! Starring Mister Fluck, Mike & Brian, and Gorbilla. All ten episodes of the It's the Mister Flcukcast are available now for just USD$7 at patreon.com/manbuycow - as well as hundreds of other exclusive audio episodes.
First, we read Young Howard's opinion piece on teen pregnancy, then we try out slightly-less-young Howard's idea for a whole new podcast - which, unfortunately, we couldn't even get one whole episode out of. ...Join the gang www.patreon.com/manbuycow
Rufus & Howard retell another of their favourite movies - Supergirl from 1984, starring Helen Slater, Faye Dunaway & Peter O'Toole in their greatest roles (squirt?) Follow us @worstwritershow - join the gang www.patreon.com/manbuycow
Rufus & Howard retell another of their favourite movies - Supergirl from 1984, starring Helen Slater, Faye Dunaway & Peter O'Toole in their greatest roles (squirt?). Get all six episodes of Supergirl now by joining the gang for just $2 at www.patreon.com/manbuycow
Rufus & Howard retell another of their favourite movies - Supergirl from 1984, starring Helen Slater, Faye Dunaway & Peter O'Toole in their greatest roles (squirt?). Get all six episodes of Supergirl now by joining the gang for just $2 at www.patreon.com/manbuycow
Rufus & Howard retell another of their favourite movies - Supergirl from 1984, starring Helen Slater, Faye Dunaway & Peter O'Toole in their greatest roles (squirt?). Get all six episodes of Supergirl now by joining the gang for just $2 at www.patreon.com/manbuycow
Massive swot Howard wrote a story about how great his new middle-school teachers were. Can you guess what score Mister Cotton gave him?
In Young Howard's epic sci-fi adventure, aliens are trying to kidnap the entire human race, and only Future John can stop them.
Who's that time-traveller running across the glass roof of the British Museum, being pursued by his own past self (probably)? FIND OUT in Young Howard's thrilling screenplay: TIME JUMP!
We read a short story by 11-year-old Howard about a serious luggage mix-up - and we learn a lot about how Young Howard thought the adult world functions.
Following on from our investigation of The Sixth Sense (1999), we watched M. Night Shyamalan's much worse The Happening - a movie in which very little happens, and the plants did it.
Following on from our investigation of The Sixth Sense (1999), we watched M. Night Shyamalan's much worse The Happening - a movie in which very little happens, and the plants did it.
We watched M. Night Shyamalan's The Sixth Sense from 1999 - a movie which is both wonderful and terrible and endless fun to discuss. This episode contains SPOILERS from the beginning.
To celebrate 200 episodes of The Worst Writer in the World (a little late) - Rufus has written The Plot So Far of Howard's life: a 100% true exposé of everything that has happened to Howard ever. If you are new to the show, we strongly recommend you don't start with this story - as it refers back to many previous stories and will make absolutely no sense.
To celebrate 200 episodes of The Worst Writer in the World (a little late) - Rufus has written The Plot So Far of Howard's life: a 100% true exposé of everything that has happened to Howard ever. If you are new to the show, we strongly recommend you don't start with this story - as it refers back to many previous stories and will make absolutely no sense.
Young Howard's dystopian thriller, set in a future London which is physically segregated between rich and poor. Can one man bring equality to the city, simply by lying....?
Young Howard's dystopian thriller, set in a future London which is physically segregated between rich and poor. Can one man bring equality to the city, simply by lying....?
Young Howard's dystopian thriller, set in a future London which is physically segregated between rich and poor. Can one man bring equality to the city, simply by lying....?
Young Howard's dystopian thriller, set in a future London which is physically segregated between rich and poor. Can one man bring equality to the city, simply by lying....?
Young Howard's dystopian thriller, set in a future London which is physically segregated between rich and poor. Can one man bring equality to the city, simply by lying....?
Young Howard's dystopian thriller, set in a future London which is physically segregated between rich and poor. Can one man bring equality to the city, simply by lying....?
Young Howard's dystopian thriller, set in a future London which is physically segregated between rich and poor. Can one man bring equality to the city, simply by lying....?
Young Howard's dystopian thriller, set in a future London which is physically segregated between rich and poor. Can one man bring equality to the city, simply by lying....?