We Are Experts

We did our first history but decided the smartest expert should sit this one out.

The Experts take on a beloved anime cult classic, and also a lot of clowns? Note: Eric’s audio had too many dropouts in the second half to be usable, so we re-recorded that section a couple days later.

Listen, I could tell you a bit about the episode but you need to go out and tweet #EricIsJopping like now. Also small CW because some kpop industry practices are kind of a bummer, stick to the first half of the ep.

Live from the quarantine caves, it’s a new episode of We Are Experts! We talk The Sopranos and swear a lot while we save Homestuck for our upcoming Twitch episode! Stay tuned for more info and enjoy the show!

Damb. Do you drive em? Do you make ’em into a stew? Who’s to say what you do with cars. We do. We say. We’re the experts here, especially about cars. Top Gear retire. Top Gear suffer in hell. Top Gear stare into the maw.

Wow! It really is!

Star Wars! What is it? No one knows! None of us, not Eric, Liam, or Tom, had ever seen this esoteric, obscure film, so we decided to research it!

The experts are back and try to turn the Wheel of Time (get it????????) and end up talking a lot about Tom Selleck.

Gang we are dumb as hell but we love some well wishes. Take this, put it in your pocket, and watch a silly movie with the people you love. Happy holidays!

A caution up front: this is a wild one. It’s just Tom and Eric this week, discussing beloved sitcom Leave it to Beaver, and here’s a hint: Tom googles something the research section that they really regret googling.

It’s sagitarious(?) season, and you know what that means—time for some of the hard grape. Slurp it down, daddy-o.

In today’s Tom-free episode, Liam and Eric tackle that most nebulous and menacing topic: early 2000s social media.

This week the experts go into the digital world to be the digital champions but they mostly digitally goof around talking about digital monsters.

We’re back! We did it. Crawled up from the pit, the bottomless hole, emerging unto a shining sun of circus performance! What awaits, dear listener? Tune in to find out.

Tom and Eric talk the hottest dolls of the 80s and 90s and their short, brutal lives. Please do not listen to the end of the episode.

Did you know that one time when they were a kid, Tom closed their eyes and thought they saw smoke rising, and thus thought they had psychically predicted 9/11? Anyway this episode is about polo, which is a team sport played on horseback.

Listen to an episode that’s light on jokes, but heavy on our oddly prescient ability to get very specific things right.

We get LOST discussing LOST. That’s it, that’s the description.

Burt’s Bees may seem like an innocuous personal care brand with a cute history (editor’s note: that is exactly what it is) but what if it was REALLY a well-orchestrated political lobbying enterprise with the sole purpose of legalizing human-bee marriage?? Have no fear, the Experts are on the case! Please give us money.

CW: NSFW language and extremely explicit descriptions of sexual situations With the Sonic the Hedgehog movie drawing ever-nearer, the chaotic energy at Major Casts increases. This episode simply refuses to be about its subject matter: Steely Dan. We just couldn’t do it, lord knows we tried. Rolling in the Deep? More like Reelin’ in the […]

The Major Casts boys (minus Liam) are back this week to discuss moe, referring to the anime trope pronounced “moh-ay,” not the DC-area slang. Tom and Eric dive deep into the well of anime and manga, and the results are not horny at all. We repeat: there is zero horny in this episode. Support us […]

I hope you like toes.

Three people who have no right to talk about wrasslin’ spent an hour talkin’ ’bout wrasslin’ and now you get to listen to it! Be sure to check our new patreon and support the network! https://www.patreon.com/majorcasts

Mmmmmmm. Have you ever wondered what’s in a glove? Oh, baby, on this episode of We Are Experts, we dig to the bottom of it. We get inside. Oooohhhh it’s sweaty in here. Love it.

This week on We Are Experts, the boys take on Persona 5, a game with a lot of fun stuff but also a lot of problems! Liam, Eric, and Tom have done two long, ambitious episodes in a row now, and they kind of hated it so enjoy this while you can! PS For a […]

Special guest (and Kingdom Hearts expert) Luke joins the idiots to school them in the ways of Kingdom Hearts. If you’ve ever wanted to learn about the confusing mess that is this video game series (or if you’ve ever wanted to hear three newbies desperately try to grasp the plot synopsis), this is the episode […]

As we wait for our Kingdom Hearts Knowledge Emporioum, enjoy our newest episode! Learn of the hustle enterprise that is: Claire’s—jewelry haberdashery.

The Experts take on the behemoth Disney/Final Fantasy crossover and barely make a dent in it.

We explore the most important duality of modern philosophy: Goofus and Gallant. One is always Goofus, the other always Gallant. Come with us as we stumble our way through another thing we pretend to understand.

Eric, Liam, and Tom return to learn all about ham radio, and also to yell at each other a lot! That’s the We Are Experts experience, baby!

OOOOOOOOOOOhhhhh. It’s a fun new epwisode of We Awe Expewts!!!! Hope y’all like geocaching, two dorks, and one big ol’ weirdooooooo!!!!!!!!

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Gather round, everybody! The We Are Experts team has a tale to tell. This is the story of a truly gifted songwriter, who went by the lyrical name of Rhonda. Oh, and we also talk about some band named after a kind of bird?

Not only do we wildly speculate where Richie Rich obtained his mass fortune, Eric roasts Liam for a play he wrote in college and Tom shouts MASS MARKET a bunch.

From the murky depths of Tom’s laptop comes the nearly lost episode of We Are Experts! Join as we talk about JNCO Jeans in our first episode that spans a whole week. But for real the first half was recorded a week ago and just kind of cuts to commercial. But other than that it’s […]

The behind the scenes of this episode are filled with drama, tears, and a triumphant comeback! (We lost the JNKO Jeans episode, then recorded a totally new one, then we saved the JNKO Jean episodes which will come out next week. Like I said total rollercoaster). So here’s our deep dive into Family Circus, a […]

Grab your knife shoes and your frozen water makers, the boys of MCN are going out cold in today’s chilling episode of We Are Expert! We try and wrap our heads around what the hell a capade is and maybe accidentally murder a famous comedian? It’s a real treat.

Shoot, shoulda done more cardio! This week, these three boys are tryna figure what in the sam heck a buncha young adults do in a maze. They certainly don’t find an exit – that’s fer dang sure!

Ever heard of a sport called Hurley? Well….. there might be a reason. We’ll see you out on the field, on this episode of We Are Experts!

Welcome to We Are Experts, the show where three chuckleheads try their best to understand the world around them. This week, Eric, Tom, and Liam attempt to comprehend blockchain, and mostly fail! Come for the hot cryptocurrency action, stay for the discussions of Tom’s fashion history, chain wallets, and Eric mostly staying quiet to avoid […]

Would you believe we spend a long portion of this episode talking about Hootie And The Blowfish? We contain fucking multitudes. All of that and more as we try to make our way through the Call Of Duty series which I’m pretty sure is a Japanese role playing game of some sort.

Are you ready to RAGE??? Are you ready to take on THE MACHINE????? Bring out your bandana face masks and tear up your pope pictures because today We Are Experts is tackling RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE!! And along the way Tom discovers his true calling: niche song title game host.

Oh, so you wanna join the Burger King Kids Club? You think you’re up to the challenge? I got some bad news for you – this isn’t easy. It’s pretty grueling. Lucky for you, we’ve got the inside scoop. Learn more about the organization in this exhaustive investigative episode of We Are Experts.

We’re back to explain one of the most unnecessary books ever: The Hobbit 2 or something. We also bring along a real expert to teach us how wrong we are!

Welcome to We Are Experts, the newest podcast on the Major Cast Network! Basically, Liam and Eric are putting away their news podcast and doing something way more fun. In this podcast, our panel of experts (your humble MCN co-founders, Tom, Liam, and Eric) pick a topic and do a real “deep” dive into it, […]

Liam was on vacation and Eric made the mistake of asking him to do the write up anyways. Tom subs in for a week of bad news while Eric probably talks about an anime no one will watch. Or – even worse – brag about all of the bison he had shot. That’s right – […]

We make it through another rough week of news and contemplate the future.

We’ve got a great episode this morning for ya featuring our first guest: friend of the network, Luke! He’ll be joining Liam as Eric takes on a very long and weird week of bad politics, big blockbusters, and Russel Crowe’s jockstrap.

We talk about The Avengers, Jordan Peterson, and the aforementioned poop train. It’s kind of a slam dunk episode (but you didn’t hear that from me!).

We’re back with another late and barely edited episode! We’re so gosh darn good at this!

Just look at the title – that’s all you need to know.