Whack-A-Roll

It's time to set sail to academy island! The party pick up the Baron's Trail, but something is about to go wrong on this stormy night

Birds and ice cream and explosions, oh my! A short one but it's a doozy! Will Luke ever stop abusing the small, sweet child?

Hi ho, Hi ho, It's off to work they go! This time, the party face the deadliest enemy of all... Capitalism.  Tensions grow high... Did someone say PVP?

Faelark meets a friendly face from a time long ago. The mystery of this sweet (Kinda) Elven boy grows deeper as the chase for Baron Awdern begins!

The party finally make their way through the swamp to meet the Maidens of the Mire. It's time to strike a deal.

Things will never be the same again. Faelark and Theb journey out into the swamp to find their lost comrade, but someone is already waiting for them.

An old lady walks alone. Each step is tiresome and weary, but she walks anyway. There's never an end in sight to the path she travels, but she moves on regardless.

It's time to make a deal Yaga.   Reuploaded due to some minor errors!

Yaga doesn't trust Harper, Faelark doesn't know who to trust and Phillipe is here!   It's a new arc friends, we're going on an adventure and this time... It's personal. I mean, it's not really personal but it sounds kinda cool.

Time to give small kids and large kids existential crises. The old lady is chill, she can have a good day.

It feels weird making an episode without the words "The Bells Toll"   We shop, we bop, but most of all, we paper scissors rock.

Ei'Jall lies broken in the church, blood, screams and nightmares fill the streets.   There's only one solution. Kill that sunuvabitch and set the city free. It's time. Ei'jall dies tonight.

Ooooh it's a big one! There's children, nat 20s, crit fails, death and the biggest sequence break yet!

We talk to an interdimensional space brain, we make GMs upset and...   WE FINALLY FINISH THE GODDAMN DUNGEON!

We here at Whack-a-Roll discourage the practice of sipping nondescript, unlabelled liquids from phials. If you are going to go about drinking things, it had better be with your full knowledge and intentionality! DRINK THAT CEMENT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!!

It's prom night at St Cryptica's School for the Ghastly. With heartthrob and all around amazing person, Rowan Sage-Remington III destined to be crowned Prom monarch, there's one seat at their side up for grabs. Three plucky monstrous hopefuls enter the Gymnasium, only one will leave with the crown. Welcome to our first one-off! The system is called MonsterHearts 2. 

Oh dear god why does the GM keep putting puzzles in oh God solve the puzzle you naughty naughty boys.

Wow we're living large boyz, the dumbasses are back in town. There's a large fish, some bad boys and cats that... Um... Cat.

Fog monsters, screaming, characters doing a hurt and... the hardest decision Yaga could possible make? It's whackaroll and it's only slightly late!

So many doors to open, so little time... And by little time we mean bounty of time as we wander aimlessly wondering what the GM wants.

The best hot mess on the internet!   This is a blooper reel for The great Library Heist Ep 2. Enjoy. We're bad. 

Stench Kow, love em or hate em, they still smell real bad.

The Totem stands tall, the totem will never topple. We stand strong.  Also this is the second episode in a row with Little Shop of Horrors references.

Where and when in time has this vision led us? Wasn't this Forest a Desert? Who is this Man/Goat? Who is this Goat/Man? Let us find out now together!

"In the Ei'jirr justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The Sphinxes who investigate crime and the Judgement Tribunal who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories."   DUN DUN

It's back to Civilisation we go! Time to get lost in the hustle and bustle of the big city and see what pearls of wisdom we can glean from the mysterious Mistress Eileen! A Wayward Child Artist, a Flamboyant Bandit Highwayman, and a Hermit Swamp Witch have to remain inconspicuous in an unfamiliar, bustling metropolis: what can go wrong?   (this publicity goblin really loves adjectives)

There are so few heroes in this world. There are so few people who would pit their lives on the line for those they love. This episode has one such sweet sweet child.  This is his story.

After a month of sitting around and annoying Theb, the party finally have a lead! Before any long journey comes stroppy shopkeeps and annoying infants!

We're back for some Solo Character Building Exercises! Strap on in as backstories are explored and more mysteries unfold for our Courageous Criminal Crew. FEATURING! NEW FRIENDS! OLD FRIENDS! STRANGE CHILDREN!

Well it's time for that exposition dump! The boys and elderly lady meet Harper and his allies in preparation for what comes next. There's a really good cat called Cappa in this one. 

The fancy boi gets new toys, the old boi is still partially naked and the young boi is still dumber and fatter. This here is a real adventure. 

Phillipe, Yaga and Faelark enter the wizard Rasmodius' tower in search of the four tomes. Ghosts will be spoken to, and puzzles will not be solved.   Also... Y E E T

The title of this arc finally becomes relevant! After finally learning the true nature of their task the party... have a slumber party with Phillipe and Lenora! I swear we finally get to the crime stuff soon!

At a lonely bar in Taevale our Faelark, Yaga and Phillipe meet for the first time. Fantasy mojitos are consumed, flowers are stomped upon and can Phillipe survive... The Cronch?  

Meet the party. Phillipe, a school-child with a passion for painting has broken the rules one too many times. Faelark the Half-Elf Highwayman has guards hot on his heels. Yaga the ancient Woman-Human Druid meets an old acquaintance during hard times. Welcome to Whack-a-Roll.