What The Freakin' Heck!

This is it, after another little breakski. The finale. Season 2 wraps with this longer-than-usual session. Did the boys laugh? Yes. Did the boys cry? Big girls don't cry. We talk about misused hotel bedding, thrusting to all the wrong beats, and the silliness of the Halloween to come. Join us on this, our final show for the next little while; laugh, cry, and share a drink with your best friends. If you have any opinions, fun stories, or nasty things you'd like to share with us, go ahead and send them to wtfheckpodcast@gmail.com. We're reading these on the show! Get stoked! And slide into the DMs on Instagram at wtfheckpodcast, where you can check out our artistic collaborations. Later, Skaters!

What the freakin' heck? Are we back to finish the season off? Yeah it's been a while. We took some vacations, we caught up for a bit, got back in the groove together, and here it is. We think about what we'd say to our younger selves. How would we have done it all differently? Join us as we, for the first time in a while, don't talk about disturbing sex things. If you have any opinions, fun stories, or nasty things you'd like to share with us, go ahead and send them to wtfheckpodcast@gmail.com. We're reading these on the show! Get stoked! And slide into the DMs on Instagram at wtfheckpodcast, where you can check out our artistic collaborations. Later, Skaters!

Last time, we casually brought up the idea of cucks (short for cuckholds, of course) and mentioned that it might be the next episode. Guess what: this one's about cuckholds! What is a cuckhold, why is a cuckhold, and could we be a cuckhold? What the cuck are we even saying here? Grab a seat, get a chilled beverage, and enjoy our silliness. Because we sure chuckled...about the cuckhold. Bars. If you have any opinions, fun stories, or nasty things you'd like to share with us, please send them in to wtfheckpodcast@gmail.com. We're reading these on the show and sometimes they become the whole episode. Get stoked! And slide us a follow and comment or DM on Instagram at wtfheckpodcast, where you can also see Mario and Frankie collaborate on our art together. Later, Skaters!

On today's episode we read an email about threesomes and do our best to navigate our thoughts on the listener's situation. Now, yet again the boys get silly drunk - this time drinking Suffering Bastards - and Mario definitely loses himself a bit in the sauce. Thankfully your boy Frankie holds Mario's hand through the journey and we get to where we need. Come along and see what you think about what our (un)lucky listener experienced. If you have any opinions, fun stories, or nasty things you'd like to share with us, please send them in to wtfheckpodcast@gmail.com. We're reading these on the show and sometimes they become the whole episode. get stoked! And slide us a follow and comment or DM on Instagram at wtfheckpodcast, where you can also see Mario and Frankie collaborate on our art together. Later, Skaters!

This time around after drinking many Incredible Hulks, singing many snippets of many songs, and laughing at absolutely nothing, we get into the idea of the voyeur; the person who watches you get naked while you just try to live your life. Strap in, get ready to spice up your life, and enjoy 1 part Hpnotiq/1 part Hennessey, and a whole lotta ice. *chef's kiss* If you have any opinions, fun stories, or nasty things you'd like to share with us, please send them in to wtfheckpodcast@gmail.com. We're reading these on the show! And do follow us on Instagram at wtfheckpodcast, where you can see Mario and Frankie collaborate on our art together. Later, Skaters!

On this episode, your boys get a couple of emails that get us all fired up. How do we feel about drinking blood? What are our thoughts on sleep-humping? And what other sad or odd conditions come up in this silly little chat? Come grab a seat, give it a listen, pour out a drink and then hear our words glisten! (Coy, mostly dumb little rhyme there for you). If you have any opinions, fun stories, or nasty things you'd like to share with us, please send them in to wtfheckpodcast@gmail.com. We're reading these on the show! And do follow us on Instagram at wtfheckpodcast, where you can see Mario and Frankie collaborate on our art together. Later, Skaters!

On this episode, Frankie and Mario dip into a specific pocket of fandom. As some people find excitement in throwing on their favourite player's jersey and going to a sporting event or dressing up as their favourite anime character and perusing the stalls at a convention, there is also a large group of individuals who root their very personality in dressing up as fuzzy animals. Come on in, have a seat, and drown your sorrows. And ps. we do care about turtles. If you have any opinions, fun stories, or nasty things you'd like to share with us, please send them in to wtfheckpodcast@gmail.com. We're reading these on the show! And do follow us on Instagram at wtfheckpodcast, where you can see Mario and Frankie collaborate on our art together. Later, Skaters!

On today's offering, we get real hung up on an email we received from a listener. Like really hung up. Have you ever tasted...never mind, just give it a listen. Best served with a beer or a lot of whisky. Sure to stir up some conversation at your next family gathering. If you have any opinions, fun stories, or nasty things you'd like to share with us, please send them in to wtfheckpodcast@gmail.com. We're reading these on the show! And do follow us on Instagram at wtfheckpodcast, where you can see Mario and Frankie collaborate on our art together. Later, Skaters!

This time around, we've found a need to break down our thoughts about paraphilic infantilism. What's that? Don't bother googling it, just come in and listen. Let's just say you can..."depend" on us. It's a clever joke, promise. Also we have our first few emails from the season! Sit down, get yourself a morning coffee or an evening brewskie, and take a break from the every day stuff. If you have any opinions, fun stories, or nasty things you'd like to share with us, please send them in to wtfheckpodcast@gmail.com. We're reading these on the show! And do follow us on Instagram at wtfheckpodcast, where you can see Mario and Frankie collaborate on our art together. Later, Skaters!

We're back! Season 2 begins right here! And starting this season, we get to actually record together in the same room! It's been quite some time since we've shared our sillies with y'all, and in that excitement, we accidentally got a little more litty than we were supposed to. As we come back into the groove on this new season, we talk about the definition of a prostate massage, the joys getting a water jet shot into your booty, and then we somehow had some more to say about these heckin' TikToks! Sit back, grab your coffee (or a hard bevvy, we ain't judging), and have yourself a little giggle with us. Missed you. If you have any opinions, fun stories, or nasty things you'd like to share with us, please send them in to wtfheckpodcast@gmail.com. We're reading these on the show! And do follow us on Instagram at wtfheckpodcast, where you can see Mario and Frankie collaborate on our art together. Later, Skaters!

That's a wrap on Season 1, pals! In this, our first ever finale, we talk a little about some bike theft, the straight up inappropriateness of a girl expecting a boy to make the first move, and Mario does a silly Vin Diesel impression you'll probably love but definitely might need work. Sit with us today, settle in, and enjoy the sounds of two tipsy cutie pies spewing their opinions. We'll be back to preach the good word again after a little break! If you have any opinions, fun stories, or nasty things you'd like to share with us, please send them in to wtfheckpodcast@gmail.com. We're reading these on the show! And do follow us on Instagram at wtfheckpodcast, where you can see Mario and Frankie collaborate on the art together. Later, Skaters!

This fine morning, listen to your best buds dip into a conversation on things that make us feel old. And don't get us wrong, we're excited about getting older and getting up to some old-man shenanigans. If only it weren't for these goshdarn TikToks with the robot voice speaking out the captions. It's getting silly. And why are mullets coming back? If you have any opinions, fun stories, or nasty things you'd like to share with us, please send them in to wtfheckpodcast@gmail.com. We're reading these on the show! And do follow us on Instagram at wtfheckpodcast, where you can see Mario and Frankie collaborate on the art together. Later, Skaters!

On this holiday special we read a couple of wholesome emails, fire off a few things we're both thankful for, and follow last week's learning of new things by getting into the nauseating world of buying used - and purposely unclean - underwear (and other items denoted by the title of this episode) from online merchants. We would love to share the website from which you can do this, but you'll get more out of it if you listen in. If you have any opinions, fun stories, or nasty things you'd like to share with us, please send them in to wtfheckpodcast@gmail.com. We're reading these on the show! And do follow us on Instagram at wtfheckpodcast, where you can see Mario and Frankie collaborate on the art together. Later, Skaters!

This week, we talk about losing a giant, foam finger at a ball game, recite a scene from Menace II Society, and finally respond to an email that leads us down a path of deep discovery about a tragic practice known as "soaking". Join us on this cackle-induced trip down a road nobody every asked to be on. ps. We know Mario described the wrong Scooby character. We'd had a few wobblies. If you have any opinions, fun stories, or nasty things you'd like to share with us, please send them in to wtfheckpodcast@gmail.com. We're reading these on the show! And do follow us on Instagram at wtfheckpodcast, where you can see Mario and Frankie collaborate on the art together. Later, Skaters!

In this silly little spell, we visit a topic we hold very close to our hearts. From the chilling idea of otherworldly beings to the reality that Earth is indeed flat, we try our darndest to understand why people waste their time with conspiracy theories while also hoping to understand what about them is worth our time. If you have any opinions, fun stories, or nasty things you'd like to share with us, please send them in to wtfheckpodcast@gmail.com. We're reading these on the show! And do follow us on Instagram at wtfheckpodcast, where you can see Mario and Frankie collaborate on the art together. Later, Skaters!

We experience a bit of a shift in this episode as a listener email shapes the conversation. A quick chat about escapism gets tired fast and sends the boys to the old inbox where they find a gem. Is it cool to date online? Is it ok, since the pandemic and all that fun stuff, to approach people in person again? Does an age gap matter? Is it alright to be putting a hand down someone's pants on a restaurant patio? Everything is possible, and you can hear it all right here. Let us, Frankie and Mario, take you down the path of darkness with us. If you have any opinions, fun stories, or nasty things you'd like to share with us, please send them in to wtfheckpodcast@gmail.com. We're reading these on the show! And do follow us on Instagram at wtfheckpodcast, where you can see Mario and Frankie collaborate on the art together. Later, Skaters!

In this slammin' adventure, Frankie and Mario talk about some trips they recently took, read a hilarious email chronicling the early days of handheld pornography, and dive into a silly little topic: What trust issues do we have? And no, we're not talking about the heavy, sad stuff. That's not fun for anyone! Let's talk about some real problems together. If you have any opinions, fun stories, or nasty things you'd like to share with us, please send them in to wtfheckpodcast@gmail.com. We're reading these on the show! And do follow us on Instagram at wtfheckpodcast, where you can see Mario and Frankie collaborate on the art together. Later, Skaters!

In this here blast from the past, unused bonus recording, Mario, for the first time, brought up his pushup routine (cool story bro), we tried out a little news segment, and then got into the big picture: what's it been like to interview and work from home and all that jazz? I tell ya, it's been something else for a lot of us! If you have any opinions, fun stories, or nasty things you'd like to share with us, please send it in at wtfheckpodcast@gmail.com. And follow us on Instagram at wtfheckpodcast, where you can see Mario and Frankie collaborate on the art together. Later, Skaters!

This week Mario quickly brags about his daily pushup routine and Frankie goes over a Sandler and Barrymore family classic, spurring a gentlemen's debate over various types of moves or tactics used by men when they're crushing on a prospective partner. Are these moves cute, cuddly, and loved by their recipient? Or are they creepy as heck, unwarranted, and possibly even dangerous? Take a seat, find yourself a little brewski, and let's see what the boys have to say! If you have any opinions, fun stories, or nasty things you'd like to share with us, please send them in to wtfheckpodcast@gmail.com. We're reading these on the show! And do follow us on Instagram at wtfheckpodcast, where you can see Mario and Frankie collaborate on the art together. Later, Skaters!

In our sophomore release, we have a quick peek at upcoming Toronto culture, take a stab at understanding mansplaining, and put our heads together to figure out why the heck some dudes need to make everyone so aware of how much they know about nerdy stuff. Does your date really care how intimately you understand a certain song, movie, game, etc? Are we guilty of this stuff ourselves? If you have any opinions, fun stories, or nasty things you'd like to share with us, please send it in at wtfheckpodcast@gmail.com. And follow us on Instagram at wtfheckpodcast, where you can see Mario and Frankie collaborate on the art together. Later, Skaters!

In our major label debut, we touch lightly on runners enjoying a little jazz cabbage, Bill Cosby's escape, and a heavy focus on a question that's close to many peoples' hearts: between free porn and paid porn, is there any difference, is the content better on either side, and is it even worth putting money into this leisurely activity? If you have any opinions, fun stories, or nasty things you'd like to share with us, please send it in at wtfheckpodcast@gmail.com. And follow us on Instagram at wtfheckpodcast, where you can see Mario and Frankie collaborate on the art together. Later, Skaters!