Podcasts about ghosts can't do it

In this episode Mike, Frankie and Scott are joined by Meg and they talk about a lot of random stuff. They talk about what breed of dog they would be, discus the upcoming Gaston prequel series on Disney Plus, and analyze the cinematic classic Ghosts Can't Do It starring Bo Derek. So join us and get your fix of 17 MG!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/paradoja/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/paradoja/support

Title: The Master of Disguise Director: Perry Andelin Blake Producers: Barry Bernardi, Sid Ganis, Todd Garner, Adam Sandler, Alex Siskin Writers: Dana Carvey, Harris Goldberg Starring: Dana Carvey, Jennifer Esposito, Harold Gould, James Brolin, Brent Spiner Release date: August 2, 2002 PODCAST SHOUTOUT: The Unwritable Rant, with Juliette Miranda (@MorningNeurosis) SHOWNOTES: ...My god, Collateral Cinephiles, what have we brought upon ourselves? What evil forces came together to foist this detritus upon the masses? What fresh kind of hell does this movie hail from? What possessed Dana Carvey to write the 2002 wannabe kids "comedy" and cinematic weapon of mass destruction known as The Master of Disguise? It certainly couldn't be the overall humor, because that would imply there was something even remotely humorous about this shitpile. It couldn't be the many inconsistent performances and needless celebrity cameos that are peppered throughout this dreck, because that sort of thing would require some level of cleverness, or forethought to be used here! It must have been either a momentary lapse of comedic judgement, or the worst act of cinematic terrorism committed against the moviegoing public since Ghosts Can't Do It... But one way or the other, hosts Beau, Robert, Ash, and Dakota went to war with this monstrous excuse of a film for your amusement and for science... or something. (THIS MOVIE SUCKS; IT WILL HURT YOU TO WATCH IT—DON'T DO IT!!!) Collateral Cinema is on iTunes, Chill Lover Radio, and wherever else you get your podcasts. Also, find us on Patreon; we will have exclusive full-length commentaries on our favorite movies soon! (Collateral Cinema is an LCompany Production. Intro song is a license-free beat by Roger Plexico. All music and movie clips are owned by their respective creators and are used for educational purposes only. Please don’t shut us down, EU; we’re Americans!)

As the former star of Ghosts Can't Do It settles into his latest job, Andy and Nish find it hard to talk about much else. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On this week's episode, the gang finds themselves stuck in a strange realm somewhere between the Halloween Spooktacular, A Side Order of Sleaze, and the closest they'll come to an election special, with the totally disgusting and ridiculous, Ghosts Can't Do It! What is with the way they're filming Anthony Quinn as a ghost? Is Bo Derek's character a Stockholm Syndrome-suffering hostage? And is that really Donald Trump? PLUS: In an alternate timeline, Donald Trump loses the election to the dancing chicken from Werner Herzog's Stroszek, who also happens to be a member of the Communist party. Ghosts Can't Do It stars Bo Derek, Anthony Quinn, Don Murray, Julie Newmar, and Donald Trump; allegedly directed by John Derek.

Ghosts Can't Do It is the actual name of a film that Jason and Todd talk through until suddenly Donald Trump shows up in a cameo and they completely freak out. That's right, your favorite monthly podcast with two guys and a lousy movie is back! Jason reads a poem and rereads last month's short story from Todd's kid. Todd talks about getting old and dying. It's fun!