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Last day of WHM. Don't interpret people as nice/nasty! Watch out for certain crowds and painkillers! Hulk Hogan drama: Mike Tyson or Joey Swoll?The Hake Report, Thursday, July 31, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start, disclaimer* (0:03:53) Super: Alaska, William H. Seward* (0:06:22) Hey, guys! Mt Baldy, Rescue, Righteous bans.* (0:13:30) HADEN, TX, not Nate, Ronnie being fake* (0:18:52) HADEN: "Return to the Land," Maine?* (0:24:03) HADEN: Cincy beating, FCA beating* (0:31:53) DAVID, Ocala, FL: Iffy phone?* (0:32:41) WILLIAM III, CA: WHM* (0:44:43) WILLIAM III: Crime reality* (0:49:06) DAVID: Peter Fonda, Vic Morrow, Chinatown* (0:53:10) DAVID: Timothy St John…* (0:53:45) DAVID: Cincy beating, crime and fake news, "possibly white"* (1:02:36) DAVID: Off suboxone, painkillers* (1:08:32) DAVID: Georgia and Florida* (1:09:20) WHM reviews… Super: Kirk Douglas? Ugh.* (1:11:41) Coffees: Joey Swoll, Hulk Hogan, haters* (1:18:16) Super(s)... Mark for WHM* (1:21:04) News…* (1:25:29) Hulk Hogan for Our Greatest President* (1:29:26) Mike Tyson cussing, didn't think Hulk's racist* (1:32:24) Joey Swoll sorry: People want to be mad!* (1:34:58) JERMAINE, Canada: Joey Swoll guilt, Hulk Hogan hate* (1:39:05) JERMAINE: Loving things about girls* (1:40:09) MARK, L.A.: Walter Brennon, JR McCarthy, Rockwell Hall, Arthur J Jones* (1:41:33) MARK: Ban? Evil in the Snake Pit! Tariffs vs court* (1:44:41) ELIJAH, CA: Cus D'Amato, Joey Swoll, Hollywood* (1:49:31) Coffees: Wrongly convicted restitution? A.H. WHM* (1:51:26) RICK, VA: They're trying to start a R— war, Cincy* (1:52:36) ALLEN, MI: Joe McCarthy, Rosenbergs. Obsession is anger* (1:54:11) ClosingBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/7/31/the-hake-report-thu-7-31-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/7/31/jlp-thu-7-31-25–Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO: YT - Rumble* - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT https://buymeacoffee.com/thehakereportSHOP - Printify (new!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - PunchieThe views expressed on this show do not represent BOND, Jesse Lee Peterson, the Network, this Host, or this platform. No endorsement or opposition implied!The show is for general information and entertainment, and everything should be taken with a grain of salt! Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

“He's a little hobgoblin in this one!” - Steve on Mickey Rooney On the season 15 finale of WHM, we're chatting about the hyper-successful, super-weird family film, Night at the Museum! How obnoxious is this day-dreamer, inventor character they have Stiller playing? Has no one else ever worked late at this museum besides the security team? Is there no overnight janitorial staff? Did anyone else have “Mickey Rooney Fight Scene” on their Night at the Museum bingo card? Could this script have cared any less about Carla Gugino's character? And dear lord, Ricky Gervais in Big Box Hollywood films, glad those days are gone! PLUS: Should we bring back Mickey Rooney Old Man insults like “hopscotch” and “hot dog” and “cement mixer”? Night at the Museum stars Ben Stiller, Carla Gugino, Dick Van Dyke, Mickey Rooney, Bill Cobbs, Jake Cherry, Ricky Gervais, Patrick Gallagher, Rami Malek, Charlie Murphy, Steve Coogan, Mizuo Peck, Paul Rudd, Anne Meara, Brad Garrett, Crystal the Monkey, Owen Wilson, and the late, great Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt; directed by Shawn Levy. Throughout 2025, we'll be donating 100% of our earnings from our merch shop to the Center for Reproductive Rights. So head over and check out all these masterful designs and see what tickles your fancy! Shirts? Phone cases? Canvas prints? We got all that and more! Check it out and kick in for a good cause! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

Ball earth proof. Calls: POC's in govt! Return to the Land. Crime rates. WHM "honorable" mentions, from Henry Ford to John Brown!Hake on Caledonian Elixir tonight https://www.youtube.com/@caledonianelixir4702The Hake Report, Monday, July 28, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:04:20) Super: Greggatron, shoutouts* (0:07:09) Hey, guys!* (0:09:23) Little drawing of a BE sunset (not FE)* (0:13:16) JERMAINE, Canada: Omar Fateh, MN mayor candidate* (0:18:46) JERMAINE, Charleston White: W's are cooked* (0:21:41) MARK, L.A.: Back to the Land, Freedom Georgia, Cider of whites* (0:26:28) MARK: Hulk Hogan RIP, black TikTok* (0:31:23) MARK: Eldon Edwards, riots, Biden "judge," Snake Pit backbiting* (0:38:15) MARK: Jamaicans are OK! Murder rates* (0:40:26) Homicide fact check by Grok, liberal* (0:47:30) ALLEN, MI: Nathan Bedford Forrest park story* (0:51:30) ALLEN: Elizabeth Dilling, Oscar Wilde* (0:55:12) GREGGATRON, Midwest… Mad about whites-only?!* (1:00:31) WILLIAM III: Liz Taylor, Joe DiMaggio, Henry Ford… Socialism, Trump* (1:10:55) WILLIAM: crime, DOJ… black incidents* (1:16:04) Super: Polled… Henry Ford?* (1:19:34) Coffees…* (1:20:49) Coffee: Hart-Cellar act* (1:27:02) Lindsay C Jenkins … Israel-Hamas war USAID* (1:33:49) Coffees: John Brown* (1:43:13) ROBERT, KS: Abe Lincoln put us back in slavery* (1:47:45) ROBERT: FE brilliance* (1:49:54) KAYA, NC… WHM, my old boss… fave Mark* (1:53:39) ClosingBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/7/28/the-hake-report-mon-7-28-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/7/28/same-spirit-of-the-mob-is-in-you-jlp-mon-7-28-25–Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO: YT - Rumble* - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT https://buymeacoffee.com/thehakereportSHOP - Printify (new!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - PunchieThe views expressed on this show do not represent BOND, Jesse Lee Peterson, the Network, this Host, or this platform. No endorsement or opposition implied!The show is for general information and entertainment, and everything should be taken with a grain of salt! Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Callers: Crime stories, WHM contributions, movies and stars, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, and yet more Epstein-Trump nonsense speculation: Check out Michael Tracey.The Hake Report, Friday, July 25, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimers* (0:07:50) Hey, you guys! Mildly Attractive tee, Hulk Hogan* (0:13:12) DAVID, Ocala, FL: B-on-W crime update, Ocklawaha* (0:17:51) DAVID: Third Rail Omar* (0:20:29) DAVID: AMC theater woman skipped line, cops* (0:22:49) DAVID: Jewelry store robbery foiled, crime dealt with* (0:26:36) DAVID: Muslim parents honor killing 17yo daughter* (0:28:56) DAVID: Saying "Man," like Cheech and Chong; WHM heroes* (0:34:41) WILLIAM III, CA: WHM heroes* (0:38:56) WILLIAM III: Third Rail Omar, immigrants, Middle East* (0:42:30) WILLIAM III: Fallen legends* (0:44:28) WILLIAM III: Anchorage shootings* (0:46:16) WILLIAM III: Ghetto Christians — Palestinians* (0:51:37) TERRI, OR: Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Back to the Future* (1:09:43) ELIJAH, CA: WHM, Hulk Hogan, Ali* (1:14:41) ELIJAH: Gratefulness vs justification for insatiable ego* (1:19:26) Supers…* (1:20:18) Coffee: Tyler Perry* (1:24:29) Popcorn Coffee: History, Epstein, Trump, Masks* (1:31:42) Coffee: Cesar, graphic novels stars, patterns* (1:34:37) Coffee: Star death patterns* (1:38:13) Sion movies* (1:40:09) MARK, L.A.: Trump, KKK history* (1:45:41) MARK: Getting angry at a question* (1:49:36) MARK: Proud black man? Tarzan? WHM: Tommy Terrence, Kathy Ainsworth (sp)* (1:51:53) RICK, VA: Immigrant politicians; Do what they tell youBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/7/25/the-hake-report-fri-7-25-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/7/25/jlp-fri-7-25-25–Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO: YT - Rumble* - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT https://buymeacoffee.com/thehakereportSHOP - Printify (new!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - PunchieThe views expressed on this show do not represent BOND, Jesse Lee Peterson, the Network, this Host, or this platform. No endorsement or opposition implied!The show is for general information and entertainment, and everything should be taken with a grain of salt! Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Nazi-Commie liberals get caught up! WHM heroines. More "Epstein" arguing.

WHM heroes (and villains?) — The Cosby Show. YouTube. Toyota. Novelist Victor Hugo. Epstein drama: Take thoughts captive. Don't be liberal.The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 22, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:07:07) Hey, guys!* (0:08:41) MARK, L.A.: Corrections on assassinations* (0:13:09) MARK: Dr. Edward Reed Fields, mentor, magazine* (0:15:29) Coffee: RIP MJW, The Cosby Show, WHM* (0:24:47) Phylicia Rashad early life* (0:29:31) WILLIAM, CA: Burt Bacharach, Racers.* (0:34:40) WILLIAM: Petty digs on WHM; pro-black* (0:38:10) WILLIAM: RIP MJW, Cosby, Rip Current… Phylicia Supers* (0:43:30) WILLIAM: Thank you, whites, Mark.* (0:45:41) WHM: YouTube, Fishback Films Toyota Corolla tutorial* (0:54:30) ALEX, CA: Victor Hugo, Hunchback of Notre Dame* (0:56:59) ALEX: Hotel illegals, Dogs vs blacks* (0:59:15) ALEX: Mark on Epstein, PDF sympathizers* (1:01:56) Personal attacks over disagreements* (1:04:09) BRIAN, NC: HBD* (1:05:17) Washed white as snow* (1:07:24) Victor Hugo, novelist …* (1:12:18) Cesar: Pentagram, Freemasonry* (1:21:57) DAVID, TX: Epstein; Jury: Young people messed-with* (1:28:56) DAVID… WHM, Billy Graham* (1:31:04) HADEN, TX: Epstein drama, Trump shady?* (1:40:32) HADEN: MLK files? Held accountable?* (1:46:06) HADEN: Q on Dems being excited, Disney: "crooked politician"* (1:49:27) Super: Pilled shoutout* (1:50:41) ROBERT, KS: Freemasons, work with fallen angelsBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/7/22/the-hake-report-tue-7-22-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/7/22/jlp-tue-7-22-25–Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO: YT - Rumble* - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT https://buymeacoffee.com/thehakereportSHOP - Printify (new!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - PunchieThe views expressed on this show do not represent BOND, Jesse Lee Peterson, the Network, this Host, or this platform. No endorsement or opposition implied!The show is for general information and entertainment, and everything should be taken with a grain of salt! Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

History written by "Fake News"! WHM heroes and bad guys. Is 120 IQ good? Liars: Adam Schiff? Leslie Stahl? Maria Salazar? MLK? RIP Theo Cosby!The Hake Report, Monday, July 21, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:46) Disclaimer* (0:06:47) Hey, guys! Ross shirt* (0:09:17) MICHAEL, Canada: Working out? Exercise* (0:12:58) MICHAEL: Grok, "Hitler," history* (0:22:34) STEVE'N, MD: Mark struck out!* (0:25:01) STEVE'N: Cried at Auschwitz* (0:30:50) STEVE'N: James Earl Ray, Snivel Rights, bombers, Emmett Till* (0:43:59) MARK, L.A.: 120 IQ? Charles Lindbergh…* (0:47:03) MARK: Minneapolis Omar Fateh, Muslim people* (0:56:11) Supers… Good cop, bad cop* (1:02:57) ALLEN, MI: Charles Lindbergh story* (1:09:29) ROBERT, BYE* (1:11:03) Adam Schiff* (1:17:43) Leslie Stahl* (1:20:51) Maria Salazar, Dignity, Deportations* (1:33:40) Chad O Jackson on MLK, and some guy on his dad* (1:40:24) RIP Theodore Huxtable, Malcolm-Jamal Warner* (1:45:37) Dogs & Firehoses, Emotional arguments* (1:52:51) Closing, Super: Reagan amnestyBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/7/21/the-hake-report-mon-7-21-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/7/21/nbsp-jlp-mon-7-21-25–Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO: YT - Rumble* - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT https://buymeacoffee.com/thehakereportSHOP - Printify (new!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - PunchieThe views expressed on this show do not represent BOND, Jesse Lee Peterson, the Network, this Host, or this platform. No endorsement or opposition implied!The show is for general information and entertainment, and everything should be taken with a grain of salt! Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Callers wish Hake a happy b-day, and talk ancient history including the Epstein "conspiracy theory," the Civil War, and WHM heroes!The Hake Report, Thursday, July 17, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Happy Birthday* (0:05:49) Maurene Comey FIRED!* (0:08:50) Hey, guys!* (0:12:33) Punchie TV podcast* (0:13:40) PETE, AK: Happy b-day* (0:15:23) ROBERT, KS: Don't look! 17th. Virgo.* (0:19:00) ROBERT: Epstein PDF shill?* (0:25:22) DANIEL, TX: Teamwork* (0:30:14) DANIEL: Lee vs Grant* (0:43:29) Supers: B-days…* (0:49:31) MARK, L.A., WHM heroes, old Hollywood libs, new Superman* (0:54:19) MARK: Epstein homework* (1:06:15) STEVE'N, MD: Bashing Mark* (1:15:17) STEVE'N: PDF stuff* (1:18:27) WILLIAM 7, CA: Frosty! 44! Why the Epstein hype? Encouragement* (1:27:09) Supers/Coffees* (1:31:50) MARI, CA, b-day greeting* (1:33:24) NICK, FL, 1st: Trump's tactics* (1:38:07) DAVID, Ocala, FL: B-day, 44, No dryers, Psycho, Eastwood's Gauntlet* (1:45:56) BIGG BUMP, CA: Ghislaine Maxwell, the boss? Trust Trump…* (1:52:34) No CSAL! Last supers! ClosingBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/7/17/the-hake-report-thu-7-17-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/7/17/do-you-believe-or-do-you-know-jlp-thu-7-17-25–Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO: YT - Rumble* - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT https://buymeacoffee.com/thehakereportSHOP - Printify (new!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - PunchieThe views expressed on this show do not represent BOND, Jesse Lee Peterson, the Network, this Host, or this platform. No endorsement or opposition implied!The show is for general information and entertainment, and everything should be taken with a grain of salt! Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

“This is a Spike TV movie, right?” - Eric On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza gets down and dirty for the all-or-nothing days as we chat about Robert Rodriguez's still totally wild comic translation, Sin City! Thankfully, folks, this movie still looks totally rad! How eerie is Elijah Wood as Kevin? Even with as fun a ride as this is, did we really need to adapt every bit of the Miller sleaze vibes? Will Rodriguez ever get his edge back? How great is Mickey Rourke in this movie? Was having three different musicians do three different scores a good idea? Should the Hartigan story have been cut in two or should the film have been left as the triptych with the Hartnett character as the bookend? PLUS: Kurt Russell and the arctic crew from The Thing all check to see who's The Thing by doing the asparagus pee test! Sin City stars Bruce Willis, Clive Owen, Mickey Rourke, Josh Hartnett, Rosario Dawson, Benicio Del Toro, Michael Clarke Duncan, Carla Gugino, Rutger Hauer, Jaime King, Tommy Flanagan, Nick Offerman, Marley Shelton, Nick Stahl, Elijah Wood, Devon Aoki, Alexis Bledel, Powers Boothe, and the late, great Michael Madsen as Bob; directed by Robert Rodriguez. [EDITOR'S NOTE: We recorded this episode on June 18, several weeks before we lost Michael Madsen. The guy was a total legend, a singular performer who gave us so many memorable film appearances that we've loved and quoted a ton over the years. We'll miss the guy, gone way, way too soon. — Andrew] Our three-night, six-show residency at the Oxford Comedy Festival starts THIS FRIDAY, July 18th! We'll be there through the 20th doing WHM, WLM, Animation Damnation, Gleep Glossary and Nexus shows! The Quantum of Solace and Hellraiser shows are sold out, so don't wait, snag your tix now, UK! We'll see you this weekend! Throughout 2025, we'll be donating 100% of our earnings from our merch shop to the Center for Reproductive Rights. So head over and check out all these masterful designs and see what tickles your fancy! Shirts? Phone cases? Canvas prints? We got all that and more! Check it out and kick in for a good cause! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

Men's work: tunnels, trees… WHM heroes, per B&W callers! Trump withstood the same attacks as the KKK! Placeboing: "That sucks!" Epstein List: "nothingburger"?The Hake Report, Thursday, July 10, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:04:13) Some points we may cover* (0:08:16) Hey, guys!* (0:10:06) Tunnel collapse in Wilmington … Sacred Cove, geography* (0:17:53) More on the tunnel* (0:20:12) Men being men: Removing a felled tree; Philip Glass, Dracula* (0:30:27) Chat… Big Hake* (0:32:18) Coffee: Picture palace with painists* (0:34:59) STEVE'N, MD: Robert Shelton, Strom Thurman, JLP, white* (0:52:52) STEVE'N: "conservative"?* (0:55:49) MARK, L.A.: Steve'n, WHM* (0:57:53) MARK: What they did to the K—, same tactic on Trump, "heroes"* (1:06:57) MARK: ICE facility attack, Antifa arrested, others, 1967* (1:11:06) Placeboing - That s—cks* (1:15:16) JASON, Long Island: Scolded, B-day* (1:16:48) ROBERT, KS: Trump a double-agent; Covid shutdowns unforgivable* (1:29:34) Supers: Merry Christmas, WHM, Andy Ngo on Antifa* (1:36:10) Tuning Fork frequency makes ping pong* (1:36:10) Epstein Punchie TV* (1:42:49) Loyal woman Ghislaine Maxwell, pic* (1:46:04) Ted Frank on Epstein …* (1:51:16) Closing* (1:53:03) Last Super, ByeBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/7/10/the-hake-report-thu-7-10-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/7/10/enemies-within-and-without-jlp-thu-7-10-25–Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO: YT - Rumble* - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT https://buymeacoffee.com/thehakereportSHOP - Printify (new!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - PunchieThe views expressed on this show do not represent BOND, Jesse Lee Peterson, the Network, this Host, or this platform. No endorsement or opposition implied!The show is for general information and entertainment, and everything should be taken with a grain of salt! Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

“Bottle of red, bottle of white, whatever gets me laid tonight!” - Eric as Matt Hooper On this month's We ❤️ Movies episode, we're celebrating the 50th anniversary of the modern Hollywood Blockbuster with a chat all about the perfect film, Jaws! Is there a more memorable film score in existence? How amazing is this cast, like, top to bottom? Is there a more haunting monologue than Robert Shaw's U.S.S. Indianapolis speech? Is that old Leg Guy in the pond a pervert? And why in the world did they cut out all the cucking? PLUS: This summer, don't miss Bruce Dern and Jack Nicholson in: King Crab! Jaws stars Roy Scheider, Richard Dreyfuss, Robert Shaw, Lorraine Gary, Murray Hamilton, Carl Gottlieb, Jeffrey Kramer, Susan Backlinie, Jonathan Filley, Chris Rebello, Jay Mello, Lee Fiero, Jeffrey Voorhees, and Bruce as The Shark; directed by Steven Spielberg.   THIS IS JUST A SMALL BITE FROM OUR WE ❤️ MOVIES EPISODE ON JAWS! TO HOOK THE WHOLE THING, HEAD OVER TO OUR PATREON AND SIGN UP TODAY! INSTANTLY UNLOCK THIS EP, ALONG WITH OVER 70 ADDITIONAL W❤️Ms! Tickets are on sale now for our three-night residency during the Oxford Comedy Festival! We'll be doing six shows over three nights from July 18 through 20, doing shows like WHM, W❤️M, The Nexus, The Gleep Glossary, and Animation Damnation! Tickets are going fast, and two shows are already sold out, so friends over there, snag your tix! Throughout 2025, we'll be donating 100% of our earnings from our merch shop to the Center for Reproductive Rights. So head over and check out all these masterful designs and see what tickles your fancy! Shirts? Phone cases? Canvas prints? We got all that and more! Check it out and kick in for a good cause! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

Sign language looks silly. Would Trump pardon Diddy? Are murders down? If so, why? Trump's Iran bombing blew over, right? Capital punishment?The Hake Report, Thursday, July 3, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:37) Hey, guys!* (0:05:03) Reading way into stuff, what's not there* (0:06:59) JOE, MI: Trump Iran, JLP Best Friend* (0:10:24) JERMAINE, Canada: Candace Owens vs 20 feminists?* (0:17:54) AARON, MD: Your beef with sign language* (0:25:22) ARDENE, CO: Why is it distracting?* (0:35:14) Supers, Coffees… Anton middle name… Richard Hake?* (0:47:44) News… Danger, AOC-Cortez* (0:50:29) Mars meteorite … Free Speech in Australia* (0:56:56) Pardon Diddy? Trump answers a question* (1:04:40) MARK, L.A.: WHM, Orval Faubus, WHM, Gas penalty* (1:13:37) John Cornyn, Ted Cruz, RINOs, fakes, and Sign language distraction* (1:18:55) Murders down? Up? Why? Who knows! John R. Lott, Jr., PhD* (1:36:06) Trump tariffs: Prices didn't go up?* (1:38:15) Kyle Kulinsky beside himself over Iran a few weeks back* (1:46:44) Shoutouts* (1:47:39) CHRISTIAN, UT: The Wright Brothers* (1:49:30) ANTHONY, SoCal: Capital Punishment?* (1:54:39) Bye!BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/7/3/the-hake-report-thu-7-3-25PODCAST / Substack https://thehakereport.substack.com/p/sign-language-looks-ridiculous-thu HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/7/3/free-diddy-jlp-thu-7-3-25–Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO: YT - Rumble* - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT https://buymeacoffee.com/thehakereportSHOP - Printify (new!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - PunchieThe views expressed on this show do not represent BOND, Jesse Lee Peterson, the Network, this Host, or this platform. No endorsement or opposition implied!The show is for general information and entertainment, and everything should be taken with a grain of salt! Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

“Whedon at the line….oh, no, another brick!” - Steve, on the screenplay clunkers On this week's episode, the 2025 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza kicks off with a trip to Franchise Town as we discuss the fun, Spader-tastic sequel, Avengers: Age of Ultron! How great is James Spader with this Ultron performance? Are there too many characters in this fully-loaded movie? Should they have written mutant characters when they couldn't use the word ‘mutant' anywhere in the script? And would Ultron have been more menacing if he was given a big, mechanical mustache? PLUS: What in the world is going on with the Maximoffs' accents here? Avengers: Age of Ultron stars Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Samuel L. Jackson, Don Cheadle, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Elizabeth Olsen, Paul Bettany, Cobie Smulders, Anthony Mackie, Hayley Atwell, Idris Elba, Linda Cardellini, Stellan Skarsgård, Claudia Kim, Thomas Kretschman, Andy Serkis, and James Spader as Ultron; directed by noted jerk, Joss Whedon. Today's episode is brought to you in part by Huel! Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift with code WHM at https://huel.com/whm (Minimum $75 purchase). And also by Rocket Money! Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Download the Rocket Money app and enter our show name—We Hate Movies—in the survey so they know we sent you! Don't wait! Download the Rocket Money app today and tell them you heard about them from our show! Tickets are on sale now for our three-night residency during the Oxford Comedy Festival! We'll be doing six shows over three nights from July 18 through 20, doing shows like WHM, W❤️M, The Nexus, The Gleep Glossary, and Animation Damnation! Tickets are going fast, so friends over there, snag your tix!  Throughout 2025, we'll be donating 100% of our earnings from our merch shop to the Center for Reproductive Rights. So head over and check out all these masterful designs and see what tickles your fancy! Shirts? Phone cases? Canvas prints? We got all that and more! Check it out and kick in for a good cause! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“This is just a collection of mediocre covers.” - Chris on the soundtrack On this week's episode, the gang's under the spell of the mid-90's witchcraft cult classic, The Craft, chatting about the flick with long-time friend of the show, Angelica Jade Bastién! Does this movie get better with each viewing? Couldn't the script have added a little more of Cliff De Young's character (for Eric)? How great is Snake Guy and his exit from the film? And did anyone care about that legacy sequel? PLUS: Should Charles Xavier take these girls under his wing? The Craft stars Robin Tunney, Fairuza Balk, Neve Campbell, Rachel True, Christine Taylor, Breckin Meyer, Nathaniel Marston, Cliff De Young, Assumpta Serna, and Skeet Ulrich as Chris Hooker; directed by Andrew Fleming. Tickets are on sale now for our three-night residency during the Oxford Comedy Festival! We'll be doing six shows over three nights from July 18 through 20, doing shows like WHM, W❤️M, The Nexus, The Gleep Glossary, and Animation Damnation! Tickets are going fast, so friends over there, snag your tix!  Throughout 2025, we'll be donating 100% of our earnings from our merch shop to the Center for Reproductive Rights. So head over and check out all these masterful designs and see what tickles your fancy! Shirts? Phone cases? Canvas prints? We got all that and more! Check it out and kick in for a good cause! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“I want real kids fighting each other!” - Chris, on the flashbacks On this week's episode, we're chatting about the nowhere-near-as-good-as-its-sequel assassin film, The Accountant. Couldn't we have done this whole thing without all the flashbacks to them as kids? Did we need the Treasury Department cold on the Accountant's trail the whole movie? Didn't everyone want to yell, ‘No Touching,' whenever we see Jeffrey Tambor's character in prison? And how creepy is it that Ben draws faces on all those melons he's going to shoot? PLUS: Luke Skywalker's lightsaber? Really? The Accountant stars Ben Affleck, Anna Kendrick, J.K. Simmons, Jeffrey Tambor, Cynthia Addai-Robinson, John Lithgow, Jean Smart, and Jon Bernthal as Brax; directed by Gavin O'Connor. Tickets are on sale now for our three-night residency during the Oxford Comedy Festival! We'll be doing six shows over three nights from July 18 through 20, doing shows like WHM, W❤️M, The Nexus, The Gleep Glossary, and Animation Damnation! Tickets are going fast, so friends over there, snag your tix!  Throughout 2025, we'll be donating 100% of our earnings from our merch shop to the Center for Reproductive Rights. So head over and check out all these masterful designs and see what tickles your fancy! Shirts? Phone cases? Canvas prints? We got all that and more! Check it out and kick in for a good cause! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

Climate news in the last few years has felt incredibly depressing.  Melting ice caps. Declining bee populations. Corporate greenwashing. It's easy to feel like there's nothing we can do that actually makes a difference. But what if you could take one simple action that not only helped the planet but also your wallet and your mental health? This week, we sit down with Ashlee Piper, award-winning sustainability expert and author of No New Things: A Radically Simple 30-Day Guide to Saving Money, the Planet, and Your Sanity. She shares how stepping off the work-to-buy treadmill helped her save $36,000, pay off debt, and reconnect with what actually brings her joy. Join the Challenge + Learn More:

“This movie takes its time, like an old man getting into a bathtub.” - Eric On this week's episode, this one's a long time coming as Chris Cabin gets his wish and we chat about David Dobkin's The Judge! Was a comedy director right for this project? Was this script right for this project? How great is Vincent D'Onofrio in literally anything, including this? What's with that lame waterfall back drop at the diner? And couldn't we have skipped that bathroom scene? PLUS: Look out for The Judge 2: The Appeal! The Judge stars Robert Downey Jr., Robert Duvall, Vera Farmiga, Billy Bob Thornton, Vincent D'Onofrio, Jeremy Strong, Dax Shepard, Ken Howard, Emma Tremblay, Balthazar Getty, David Krumholtz, Grace Zabriskie, Denis O'Hare, and Leighton Meester as Carla; directed by David Dobkin. This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM today. And also in part by Huel! New customers visit Huel.com SLASH WHM today and use our code WHM to get 15% off your first order plus a Free Gift! Tickets are on sale now for our three-night residency during the Oxford Comedy Festival! We'll be doing six shows over three nights from July 18 through 20, doing shows like WHM, W❤️M, The Nexus, The Gleep Glossary, and Animation Damnation! Tickets are going fast, so friends over there, snag your tix!  Throughout 2025, we'll be donating 100% of our earnings from our merch shop to the Center for Reproductive Rights. So head over and check out all these masterful designs and see what tickles your fancy! Shirts? Phone cases? Canvas prints? We got all that and more! Check it out and kick in for a good cause! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

Markets have been rocky—and if you're feeling a little uneasy about where your money is sitting right now, you're not alone. That's exactly why we're turning our attention to a strategy that's all about dependable income and peace of mind: dividend investing. This week, we're sitting down with Jenny Van Leeuwen Harrington, CEO of Gilman Hill Asset Management and author of Dividend Investing: Dependable Income to Navigate All Market Environments.  Whether you're nearing retirement or just want to sleep better at night, this episode breaks down how you can build a dividend-focused portfolio tailored to your life and your risk tolerance.  Resources & Links Mentioned:

“The music in this movie is Nü Metal Too Late” - Steve On this week's episode, we're going back to check out the wildly entertaining Punisher cinematic adventure, Punisher: War Zone! How incredible is Ray Stevenson as Frank Castle? What in the world was going on with all the accents in this movie? Is this the Punisher film with the best cinematography? And who else was severely unsettled watching a Seinfeld alum be executed on screen? PLUS: Look out for New York City's Progressive Mafia! Punisher: War Zone stars Ray Stevenson, Dominic West, Doug Hutchison, Colin Salmon, Dash Mihok, Julie Benz, Stephanie Janusauskas, Mark Camacho, T.J. Storm, and Wayne Knight as Micro; directed by Lexi Alexander. Tickets are on sale now for our three-night residency during the Oxford Comedy Festival! We'll be doing six shows over three nights from July 18 through 20, doing shows like WHM, W❤️M, The Nexus, The Gleep Glossary, and Animation Damnation! Tickets are going fast, so friends over there, snag your tix!  Throughout 2025, we'll be donating 100% of our earnings from our merch shop to the Center for Reproductive Rights. So head over and check out all these masterful designs and see what tickles your fancy! Shirts? Phone cases? Canvas prints? We got all that and more! Check it out and kick in for a good cause! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

Finding a trustworthy financial advisor can feel overwhelming, but it doesn't have to be.  Today, we're joined by Pam Krueger, an investor advocate and the founder of Wealthramp, a referral service that connects consumers with vetted, fee-only fiduciary advisors, to break down how to find the right advisor for your financial goals. We dive into the biggest red flags to watch for, the difference between fee-only and commission-based advisors, and how to take control of your money with confidence. Resources & Links Mentioned: Connected with a vetted, fee-only financial advisor here. Learn more about Pam and Wealthramp. Looking for more financial confidence?

“You got your Oscar, which was an unfortunate night for everyone…” - Steve on Will Smith On this week's episode, we're kicking off a two-episode tribute to the legendary Gene Hackman with a convo about the better-than-you-remember surveillance thriller, Enemy of the State! First off, this ain't no sequel to The Conversation, let's get that straight! But you do have an amazingly cranky and paranoid Gene Hackman running around with a nearly never-better Will Smith as they dodge Jon Voight and his stable of late-90's Gen-X character actors! Why was the great Jason Robards uncredited? Same question for Philip Baker Hall! Why couldn't a rocket hit Jamie Kennedy and Seth Green's surveillance van? And how incredible is that effect shot with Jason Lee and the firetruck? PLUS: Brill interrogates the Peanuts Gang! Enemy of the State stars Will Smith, Jon Voight, Lisa Bonet, Regina King, Stuart Wilson, Barry Pepper, Ian Hart, Jake Busey, Scott Chan, Jason Lee, Gabriel Byrne, James Le Gros, Dan Butler, Jack Black, Jamie Kennedy, Bodhi Elfman, Anna Gunn, Lillo Brancato, John Capodice, Ivana Milicevic, Grant Heslov, Seth Green, Philip Baker Hall, Jason Robards, Tom Sizemore, and the late, forever great, Gene Hackman as Brill; directed by Tony Scott. This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM today. That's RocketMoney dot com slash WHM! Tickets are on sale now for our three-night residency during the Oxford Comedy Festival! We'll be doing six shows over three nights from July 18 through 20, doing shows like WHM, W❤️M, The Nexus, The Gleep Glossary, and Animation Damnation! Tickets are going fast, so friends over there, snag your tix!  Throughout 2025, we'll be donating 100% of our earnings from our merch shop to the Center for Reproductive Rights. So head over and check out all these masterful designs and see what tickles your fancy! Shirts? Phone cases? Canvas prints? We got all that and more! Check it out and kick in for a good cause! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

Artificial intelligence is here to stay, and instead of fearing it, we should learn how to make it work for us. Celia Quilian is an AI expert and author of the new book, AI for Life: 100+ Ways to Use Artificial Intelligence to Make Your Life Easier, More Productive…and More Fun!  She's joining us to break down how generative AI can help us boost productivity, negotiate raises, manage our finances, and even help book our next vacation.  Resources & Links Mentioned: Find Celia on TikTok here. Article on AI Tools and Environmental Impact Looking for more financial confidence?

“He is the hottest hoarder you've ever seen!” - Steve on Ryan Phillippe's character On this week's episode, the 2025 Listener Request Month comes to a close with a rowdy discussion about the ridiculously tame PG-13 horror movie, Wish Upon! Why on Earth did they care about avoiding an R rating with this fake Final Destination movie? What is with all the dumpster diving? Why couldn't this wish box talk or be accompanied by a ghost or something? And where is literally any faculty administrator with all the bullying going down at this school? PLUS: How can one be a slut for wontons?  Wish Upon stars Joey King, Ryan Phillippe, Ki Hong Lee, Mitchell Slaggert, Shannon Purser, Sydney Park, Elisabeth Röhm, Alice Lee, and Sherilyn Fenn as Mrs. Deluca; directed by John R. Leonetti. This week's episode is sponsored in part by Huel! New customers visit Huel.com SLASH WHM today and use our code WHM to get 15% off your first order plus a Free Gift! Tickets are on sale now for our three-night residency during the Oxford Comedy Festival! We'll be doing six shows over three nights from July 18 through 20, doing shows like WHM, W❤️M, The Nexus, The Gleep Glossary, and Animation Damnation! Tickets are going fast, so friends over there, snag your tix!  Throughout 2025, we'll be donating 100% of our earnings from our merch shop to the Center for Reproductive Rights. So head over and check out all these masterful designs and see what tickles your fancy! Shirts? Phone cases? Canvas prints? We got all that and more! Check it out and kick in for a good cause! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

Money and relationships — it's complicated. But what if those tough conversations with your partner could actually bring you closer?  In this episode, Jean Chatzky sits down with personal finance expert and bestselling author Ramit Sethi to talk about how couples can stop fighting about money and start building their rich life together. Resources & Links Mentioned:

“Well, the action isn't bad!” - Steve On this week's episode, Listener Request Month continues as the guys chat about the Keenen Ivory Wayans action comedy, A Low Down Dirty Shame! Should someone else have starred as Shame if we were going to have this much dramatic acting asked of whoever got to play Shame? Couldn't we have had a little more Sven-Ole Thorsen in this movie? Why does Shame only get the cool-guy makeover with like 20 minutes left of the movie? And how fantastic is Jada in everything, including this? PLUS: Clint Eastwood, unlikely ally for Wayman and Bernard?! Find out this summer when he stars in Supportive Grandpa! A Low Down Dirty Shame stars Keenen Ivory Wayans, Jada Pinkett Smith, Charles S. Dutton, Salli Richardson-Whitfield, Corwin Hawkins, Gary Carlos Cervantes, Gregory Sierra, Kim Wayans, Andrew Schaefer, and the great Andrew Divoff as Mendoza; directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans. Tickets are on sale now for our three-night residency during the Oxford Comedy Festival! We'll be doing six shows over three nights from July 18 through 20, doing shows like WHM, W❤️M, The Nexus, The Gleep Glossary, and Animation Damnation! Tickets are going fast, so friends over there, snag your tix!  Throughout 2025, we'll be donating 100% of our earnings from our merch shop to the Center for Reproductive Rights. So head over and check out all these masterful designs and see what tickles your fancy! Shirts? Phone cases? Canvas prints? We got all that and more! Check it out and kick in for a good cause! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“Well, shit, this one just straight-up broke the four of us…” - Andrew On this week's episode, Listener Request Month kicks our ass as we're forced to watch and talk about the dreadful hitman comedy, 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag! How awful are all the attempts at joke writing in this script? How many cross-country flights is Joe Pesci taking in this movie? Who wanted to be here less, Pesci or David Spade? And how dare they show the grandmother in a body cast at the end, that woman is dead! PLUS: No way this laundry woman is wrapping that head, folks!  8 Heads in a Duffle Bag stars Joe Pesci, Andy Comeau, Kristy Swanson, George Hamilton, Dyan Cannon, Todd Louiso, Anthony Mangano, Joe Basile, Ernestine Mercer, Frank Roman, Howard George, and David Spade as Ernie; directed by Tom Schulman. This episode is brought to you in part by Factor! Eat smart with Factor. Get started at FACTOR MEALS dot com slash FACTORPODCAST and use code FACTORPODCAST to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. That's code FACTORPODCAST at FACTOR MEALS dot com slash FACTORPODCAST to get 50% off plus free shipping on your first box. Tickets are on sale now for our three-night residency during the Oxford Comedy Festival! We'll be doing six shows over three nights from July 18 through 20, doing shows like WHM, W❤️M, The Nexus, The Gleep Glossary, and Animation Damnation! Tickets are going fast, so friends over there, snag your tix!  Throughout 2025, we'll be donating 100% of our earnings from our merch shop to the Center for Reproductive Rights. So head over and check out all these masterful designs and see what tickles your fancy! Shirts? Phone cases? Canvas prints? We got all that and more! Check it out and kick in for a good cause! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

“It's a Tales from the Crypt episode, without the blood and obscenity!” - Chris On this week's episode, the 2025 Listener Request Month kicks off with a convo about the sleepy 1986 monkey horror, Link! Why couldn't we see any of these kills? How hilarious is that dog puppet? What exactly is Terence Stamp's character studying with these chimps? And look at that little peeper, Link, ruining that sensual bath! PLUS: Worst job on set? Definitely the person who had the dye the orange orangutan black so it looked like a chimpanzee. Link stars Elisabeth Shue, Terence Stamp, Steven Finch, Richard Garnett, David O'Hara, Joe Belcher, and Kevin Lloyd as Bailey; directed by Richard Franklin. This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM today. That's RocketMoney dot com slash WHM! Tickets are on sale now for our three-night residency during the Oxford Comedy Festival! We'll be doing six shows over three nights from July 18 through 20, doing shows like WHM, W❤️M, The Nexus, The Gleep Glossary, and Animation Damnation! Tickets are going fast, so friends over there, snag your tix!  Throughout 2025, we'll be donating 100% of our earnings from our merch shop to the Center for Reproductive Rights. So head over and check out all these masterful designs and see what tickles your fancy! Shirts? Phone cases? Canvas prints? We got all that and more! Check it out and kick in for a good cause! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.