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Ivan and Ian, separated only by a slim V, return to discuss hookers, the squirting MYTH, and the 10 Rules of Being Gay. Follow Ivan on EVERYTHING @ ComedianIvanMartin Follow Ian on IG @ YourPalSalyers Originally recorded March 7, 2019.
On Episode 30 of the Confessional Podcast we discuss Abandonment Issues with Baltimore comedian, Ian Salyers! Ian opens up about some very personal things, and yet we manage to keep things funny within this very serious topic! With Listener-Confessions from Maryland, Los Angeles, and more!
It’s the most stonerific episode yet! Ian has some ideas for jokes about Frasier and alcoholism, but oh boy does the conversation go off topic and get weird. Really, guys… this is a hard episode to describe. But it’s fun! Dan and Ian talk about local comedy competitions, and Ian doesn’t really need to pay attention to underlings like Dan now that he has been crowned the most important comedian who ever lived. Dan talks about opening for a comedy hypnotist, and he and Ian speculate about how a hypnotist preps his material. Ian encourages Dan to hire an intern for the podcast, an idea which Dan isn’t thrilled about. Ian hates when fantasy football leagues show up at open mics and Dan suggests getting revenge on them by showing up at their football game viewing parties. Ian suggests that Dan add a jingle to identify the beginning of the joke-writing half of the podcast, and Dan obliges. Dan has an idea for a joke about ghosts and hipsters, but thinks it might be a mistake to try to talk about hipsters. Ian wants to joke about how Frasier began as anti-white propaganda, although somehow the conversation turns to all manner of topics. Ian has another joke about alcoholism and then after that it’s anyone’s guess what the podcast is actually about. It all comes back to hypnosis and robots.
Ian Salyers and Travis Marshall stop by to discuss shitty car adventures, social media stress, and questionable escorts. The TRUTH about The Cliffs REVEALED!!! Like A Farmer - Tracy https://soundcloud.com/tracy1k/tracy-like-a-farmer-prod-gren8 Follow Ian on Twitter! @ IanSalyers Follow Travis on IG! @ _travismarshall Originally recorded May 17, 2018.
Bob, Matt and returning guest of the show, comedian Ian Salyers, sit down in a secure viewing room to observe the 2006 Jeff Fahey classic ABSOLUTE ZERO, a movie about Jeff Fahey, scientist, trying to get to a temperature-secured viewing room that observes another room that is capable of reaching absolute zero inside itself...before the Equator freezes. Yeah. Witness the drama as a snowmobile goes from screen right to screen left! Marvel at Jeff Fahey's ability to escape a violent and desolateAntarctic landscape with nothing but his wits and a single edit! Run for your life as the sky anus is coming to kill JUST YOUR FATHER! Always remember, there's nothing more important than THE CONTRACTS!TRAILER!BUY THE DVD!IAN'S FIRST BONUS DISC: SPACE BUDDIES!
Ian Salyers and known witch, Samantha Kelly, swing back around to talk Baltimore comedy, Bernie, and what happened. Follow Ian Saylers on Twitter @ IanSalyers Follow Sam! @ samandthekelly Originally recorded December 14, 2017.
Nothing Lao Tzu says matters anymore. Bob and Matt welcome Baltimore comedian Ian Salyers to experience the inevitable, the moment Air Bud's spawn breach the atmosphere and make their way into the heavens closer to God's love than ever before! SPACE BUDDIES once again brings about director Robert Vince's fetishistic obsession with constant introducing of Buddah, Rosebud, MudBud, Budderball and B-Dawg to new heights. Does Dauber from COACH own a Ferret that can talk to dogs? Do we as a people really appreciate Diedrich Bader enough? How gross can a child's drooling problem get before Matt passes out from screaming? Listen to find out all these answers and more! Also enjoy an actual dog related emergency happen during the episode!TRAILER AND RENTAL ON YOUTUBENETFLIX STREAMING FIRST 7 EPISODES: AIR BUD | AIR BUD: GOLDEN RECIEVER | AIR BUD: WORLD PUP | AIR BUD: SEVENTH INNING FETCH | AIR BUD: SPIKES BACK | AIR BUDDIES | SNOW BUDDIES
Photographer Travis Marshall and comedian Ben Smith hop on the cast to discuss their travels, their careers, and their favorite porn categories. Ian Salyers guest stars. Follow Travis on IG @ tmarshphoto Follow Ben @ benjamintraplord Originally aired April 13, 2017.
Matt Brown and Ian Salyers get naked and afraid on this intriguing episode. Follow Matt on Twitter @ Igotjokescuh Follow Ian @ IanSalyers Originally aired March 2, 2017.
Baltimore comedians Ian Salyers and Collin Baker bring Dem Comedy Boyz back to life in the studio. FEATURED INTRO https://soundcloud.com/soleskywho/alone Follow Ian on Twitter! @ IanSalyers Follow Collin! @ CollinBaker Originally aired September 22, 2016.
Baltimore comedian Ian Salyers takes the studio couch to talk about some of life's most pressing matters. Follow him on Twitter @ IanSalyers Originally aired May 19, 2016.
This squat we squirt about Aliens and Cockeyes and music and Mark masters the cello. With Nick James, Talia Hammen, Brent Adams, Jesse Cumor, Ian Salyers, Dark Mark, Sam Kelly. Music and production by Nick James.