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In which our heroes witness a lot of fantastic beasts, find out where to find them and then rudely get their mind wiped of the whole event while asking "How Dare Wizards?!" Jackson agrees with the Second Salemers (no surprises there), Zammit has no faith in Obliviate, Shanks doesn't think the US ministry should trust Newt at all and Adam just wants to sing a song about brain damage. So join the gang as they explore the direct implications of the events of Fantastic Beasts and realise that, oh boy, things are wrong. Want to help support the show? Just head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and you can! In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/. And you can check out our new show Geekdown right here; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3Jw. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
In which our heroes gather stakes, garlic, crosses and David Wenham as they try to fix Van Helsing, LIVE! We leak, we let our slugs out and wish Stephen Sommers' tribute to his dad was just a bit better. Gabe pitches his ideal Van Helsing, Carney still loves Hitler in a weird way and Handsome Tom just wants to walk up walls. So sit back, hide from the full moon and listen to our live gothic horror take on Van Helsing, with a bit of extra emphasis on the horror. And the gothic.Want us to go find Nessie? ? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll hire a ship and a crew and find that water beastie.And don’t forget to check out this ep on our YouTube channel; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3Jw. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
In which our heroes have kids, discover children don't suit their busy lifestyle, and so buy a small robot teddy bear to protect their child as Jackson pitches a Bear-b-sitter. We rank the creepiness levels of toys, choose our ideal toy guardians, and worry that the bear will steal our wife. Jackson pitches something for the future, Ryder feels sad for all the bears when the child grows up, and Dad just finds the whole thing unsettling. So leave your kid at home, let the bear raise the child for you, and then kill it when the time comes. It's just good business. Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can start programming bear today. And don’t forget to check out our new YouTube channel; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3Jw and sign up to lootcrate.com/letmedie and use the code letmedie to get some sweet sweet dollars off your next subscription! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
In which our heroes round out our Wizarding World Anthology month with Carney's ideal Pixar Potter Pitch. We're full of food, reveal what our patronuses are and what we would wish they'd be. Edgoose isn't doing great, Alyce is a dolphin, Damo is too cool for it and Carney pitches his ideal Potter spin off, which is just full of heart. So sit back, cry "expecto patronum!" and let your spirit animal join you as we pitch our final, ideal Harry Potter Spin Off. Want us to produce any of the Potter films we've pitched? http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we'll soon be able to buy the rights off JK. How expensive could they be? And don’t forget to check out our new YouTube channel; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3Jw, if you want to see the Movie Maintenance Crew Live; https://www.trybooking.com/NUSX and sign up to lootcrate.com/letmedie and use the code letmedie to get some sweet sweet dollars off your next subscription! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
In which our heroes do up their ties, adjust their collars, and put in their cufflinks as we discuss suits. We explore our love for ladies in suits, acquire haunted hands, and fall in love with a Lothario on the beach. Jackson misses ruffles dearly, Zoe explains the concept of Frat Boy Formal, and Adam just tries to explain his love of a simple tuxedo. So get done up to the nines, choose how breasted you want your suit, and take to the streets. Doesn't matter how ugly you are, everyone looks good in a suit. Want to help Jackson bring back the Jacobean ruff? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start sewing immediately. And don’t forget to check out our new YouTube channel; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3Jw and sign up to lootcrate.com/letmedie and use the code letmedie to get some sweet sweet dollars off your next subscription! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
In which our heroes hop on their dirt bikes, round up the rowdiest teens they can find, and patrol a factory looking for trouble as Dad pitches a vigilante teen security company. We grieve for the adult security guards of the past, try to find the right location for teens to patrol, and do plenty of whooping. Dad suggests a rowdy teen presidential motorcade, Ryder has only ever been to chill 21sts, and Jackson is just scared of teens unpredictability. So attempt to break and enter, encounter some dangerous whooping teens, and immediately give up your life of crime. Its just good business. Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can start training up youths today. And don’t forget to check out our new YouTube channel; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3Jw and sign up to lootcrate.com/letmedie and use the code letmedie to get some sweet sweet dollars off your next subscription! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
In which our heroes curse mudbloods, curse muggles and curse you by making you listen to Edgoose's ideal Harry Potter pitch. We do some time travel, have concerns about Fantastic Beasts and remember the light days before Potter pitches went dark. Alyce still hasn't seen Stardust or Last Samurai, Damo has some great casting ideas, Carney is a bad man that doesn't like Pete's Dragon and Edgoose makes everyone sad with his Harry Potter pitch. So sit back in your cell in Azkaban and do a deal with the ministry of magic to get out early and hear the fourth of our Potter Pitches. Want to buy some potions off a demented death eater? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll hook you up.And don’t forget to check out our new YouTube channel; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3Jw, if you want to see the Movie Maintenance Crew Live; https://www.trybooking.com/NUSX and sign up to lootcrate.com/letmedie and use the code letmedie to get some sweet sweet dollars off your next subscription! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
In which our heroes melt some metal, pour it into a mould, and then sharpen the heck out of it as we discuss knives. We try to convert knives into currency, try to figure out what's so sticky on Zoe’s chair (it was cordial), and discuss dick chopping. Zoe reveals she's way into making models, Adam reveals that he has a stamp collection because of course he does, and Jackson just needs the rest of the gang to explain nursery rhymes to him. So sharpen your rubber knife, attend the best of threes the festival, and try not to die from falling in a fireplace. And be wary of anyone giving you knives as gifts. Want to help Zoe remember the godfather? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can force her to watch the whole trilogy And don’t forget to check out our new YouTube channel; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3Jw and sign up to lootcrate.com/letmedie and use the code letmedie to get some sweet sweet dollars off your next subscription! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
In which our heroes get stay on as gamekeepers at Hogwarts and instead of doing real work pitch another Harry Potter spin off movie. We discuss who has the most oscar noms, speak to John Williams and show our appreciation for Hagrid. Carney makes himself look like a fool, Alyce handles Potter universe knowledge, Edgoose defends giants and Damo pitches his ideal Harry Potter spinoff; The Giant's Daughter. So sit back, have a baby with a Giant and raise them listening to Damo's ideal HP movie. Want to see an origin story movie for the Sorting Hat? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll get cracking right away. And don’t forget to check out our new YouTube channel; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3Jw or if you want to see the Movie Maintenance Crew Live; https://www.trybooking.com/NUSX. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
In which our heroes clear their throats, open their mouths, and sing with the voice of a million angles as we discuss musicals. We basically write and perform the songs of Titanic the Musical, give praise to Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, and try to figure out why everyone found the Lorax so sexy. Jackson covers himself in falcons, Zoe is a bad king, and Duscher just makes a three day trip on a horse to tell other kings to fuck off. So walk on stage, sing your heart out, and take a bow as the crowd throws you roses. Everything's a musical if you put your mind to it. Want to help Zoe build a glorious kingdom? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start preparations immediately. And don’t forget to check out our new YouTube channel; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3Jw or if you want to see the Movie Maintenance Crew Live; https://www.trybooking.com/NUSX. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.