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Three rude boys ruin pop culture through dumb questions. Ever wanted to know the answer to what would make better hands than scissor hands for Edward Scissorhands? Of course not! But we’ll tell you. Somehow this podcast is a world-wide phenomenon, feel free to subscribe and join in. New episode ever…

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  • Jun 22, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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The Plumbing the Death Star podcast is a comedic gem that never fails to entertain. With its unique blend of humor, wit, and absurdity, it is a must-listen for anyone looking for a good laugh. The hosts, including Jackson Baly, Joel Duscher, and Joel Zammit, have an incredible rapport and their chemistry shines through in every episode. The topics they discuss range from superheroes and nerdy stuff to hypothetical scenarios and pop culture references.

One of the best aspects of this podcast is its ability to make even the most mundane topics hilarious. Whether it's pondering about the consequences of shrinking your own children or debating whether sucking someone up in a vacuum cleaner would clean them because "there's no air in a vacuum," the hosts always manage to find humor in unexpected places. Their quick wit and clever banter keep listeners entertained from start to finish.

Another highlight of this podcast is the wide array of topics covered. From discussing movie universes and their inconsistencies to speculating about apocalyptic scenarios or reimagining fictional worlds with different elements, there is never a dull moment. The hosts' ability to turn even the most random ideas into entertaining conversations is truly impressive.

While Plumbing the Death Star has numerous strengths, there are occasionally moments when the hosts go on tangents or talk over each other too much. While some listeners may find this dynamic endearing and part of the charm of the podcast, others may find it distracting or overwhelming at times.

In conclusion, Plumbing the Death Star is an incredibly funny and enjoyable podcast that offers a refreshing break from more serious or pretentious review podcasts. It provides genuine laughter, personal anecdotes, and relatable discussions that make it a delightful listen for comedy lovers everywhere. With its talented hosts and endless creativity, this podcast deserves all the praise it receives.



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How Would You Pitch Jurassic World to Investors?

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2025 70:03


For clarity's sake, Jackson is pitching a cult this episode. It's a weird cult with seemingly no purpose, but the vibes are fucked. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Would You Defeat Bowser as a Regular Man?

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2025 56:30


DISCLAIMER, This episode is actually about what celebrities are most like 'the general vibe of a dad'.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Would You Market Hulk Blood Soda?

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2025 51:03


remember that hulk blood that got into stan lee's soda that one time from that movie we've all seen from the last 20 years or something? Well basically, how would you sell it?Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Would You Exploit The Powers of Bagpuss?

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2025 56:44


fuck that cat manLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Which Superhero Could You Turn The Public Against?

Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2025 62:05


Daredevil is claiming false disability benefits, Superman is a pervert who should've helped us kill a neighbours dog. The Hulk is secretly harbouring a relationship with a Russian asset, and his son has that fucked trim.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Are You Going To Unmake Soup?

Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2025 58:49


Here's a little soup recipe I found whilst perusing the net:Step one: Fill bowl with water from tapStep two: ServeLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thunderbolts* Happened, Who's In The Avengers Now?

Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2025 84:56


You might be thinking to yourself "who even are the avengers at this point?"... And you'd be correct. That's a good question. Join the boys as they sift through thousands of government agencies that exist within the MCU and discover just how many sneaky little avengers teams are actually being formed... Also, if you've ever wondered on Joel Duscher's stance on fucking dogs, then this is the episode for you.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What Would You Do In A 'Chicken In Black by Johnny Cash' Scenario?

Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2025 67:24


Remember that time Johnny Cash made a song about doing Freaky Friday with a chicken, and he turned into a bank robber whilst a chicken made off with his fame and fortune? Whatever, it made no sense but I liked the way he said “GEETAR case”. Anyway, this is a podcast that explores what would happen if that scenario actually happened. Enjoy!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Would You Exploit Your 'Better Man' Ape Son?

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2025 69:08


We've all heard of the Robbie Williams Monkey Movie, right? It's all fun and games in the world of the movie, but what if you actually had a little ape son? How would that even work? Super ape sperm? Maybe a super ape egg? So many questions, but as always, the most important seems to be how we can exploit him for money.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Support Jarren's Outpost on Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/dndnerds/jarrens-outpost Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Would You Raise Baby Jesus?

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2025 64:51


Would raising baby jesus be easier if he were a dog? Probably not right? No one can know for sure though. 3 dumbo blokes sound out whether they could have done a better job than the divine virgin mary herself, but get sidetracked discussing foreskins along the way.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Support Jarren's Outpost on Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/dndnerds/jarrens-outpost Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Would You Change A Leopard's Spots?

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2025 60:27


Could you sit down and talk with a leopard? Perhaps? Probably not, on account of them not being able to speak. Have you seen a zorse? How would you ‘do' the zoo? Three boys delve into these hard hitting questions, and the answers will shock you to your gorilla loving core.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Support Jarren's Outpost on Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/dndnerds/jarrens-outpost Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Which Animals Would Make A Better CatDog? With Grace Jarvis

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2025 54:41


What animal are you mixing with another animal or something? Gonna be real, I had to google what a catdog is. still not entirely sure tbh. Is it a children's show? how does it shit? if one of them has a heart attack, do they both suffer? What if they want to go in separate directions? This is all too much to unpack tbh.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Support Jarren's Outpost on Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/dndnerds/jarrens-outpostHuge thank you to Grace Jarvis for joining us for this weeks episode, be sure to pick up tickets to her upcoming comedy festival shows and follow her on social media!Melbourne Tickets - https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/bro...Brisbane Tickets - https://www.brisbanecomedyfestival.co...Sidney Tickets - https://www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/e...Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gracejarvis... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What Would Be The Worst Board Game To Get Sucked Into? with Adam

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2025 62:26


You've been sucked into a board game jumanji styles. But which game? That's up to you, dear reader. Do you want to access parts of your daily routine by answering correct trivia questions? Would you prefer to inform cats of the status of your (un)barbed penis? The choice is yours.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Support Jarren's Outpost on Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/dndnerds/jarrens-outpost Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What If The Avengers Had Opposite Powers?

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2025 58:11


It's the one you've been waiting for since presumably last week! The Avengers are here but they're bad and wrong. Captain America but he's only got swords and his super soldier serum made him all dumb? What about a Hawkeye that inhaled all incoming projectile weaponry? Sounds ineffective and stupid, but what do you expect when ‘Give Calm' shows up in his eyepatch. For a tasty treat, cook off some wholegrain spaghetti, chicken breast, chopped bacon. Mix up two eggs and some parmesan cheese, take all the stuff off the heat and mix in the egg (with a tiny bit of pasta water also). This will make a beautiful carbonara, but please do be aware of the heat of the pan. Literally the last thing you want is to make a weird scrambled egg version of this dish. I did that this week and It was mostly fine, it was disappointing on a personal level. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Would We Handle Being Sent to Space Against Our Will?

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2025 51:11


Vague reasons are sending the boys to space against their will. Can they bring a walkman? How will they coordinate ‘whacking off'? But most importantly, is it PON or PONG? (It's Pong. It's so obviously Pong)Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Which Looney Tunes Power Is The Most OP?

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2025 49:58


Awooga eyes? death by trains? Gaining people's abilities through the means of sucking them off? Sounds like a fun and normal chat about Looney Tunes if you ask me.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Which Would Be The Best Fictional Mirror To Have?

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2025 55:42


Mirror Mirror on the wall! Who are the 3 dumbest podcasters of them all? Whether it's perving or finding more efficient ways to kill Harry Potter, each fictional mirror has their pros and cons. Lets discuss!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What Would You Do If You Found Anakin's Body Before Palpatine?

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2025 53:25


The Jedi are decimated, Palpatine has taken control of the galaxy and re-shuffled it into THE FIRST GALACTIC EMPIRE. Meanwhile, you're vacationing on Mustafar and stumble across the half dead body of Anakin Skywalker. Do you make him a Darth Vader? Do you sell him for a vague amount of credits? Maybe you put him in a space car and force him to race about on the off chance he might find Padme, who is very dead at this point. The world is your oyster!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If Elton John's ‘Your Song' Was Your Song, Would You Be Happy?

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2025 59:02


Elton John has wheeled out his grand piano to your romantic picnic spot. He has written you a song all about his potions & sculptures. But what does any of it actually mean?Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Which Mario Kart Racer Would Make The Best Taxi Driver?

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2025 62:25


You've landed in London, you're weary from your long flight, you need a taxi. Which Mario Kart character are you choosing to drive? Be careful, your choice could have disastrous meatball related repercussions.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What Gifts Would You Provide to the People that Come to Visit You if You're the Wizard of Oz OR How Would You Reward Dorothy and Her Friends in the Wizard of Oz?

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2025 48:47


Dorothy and the gang have annihilated that witch and now they've come to the Plumbing Boys for their sweet reward! With not a single brain between them how will they figure out how to give some kind of strawman a brain, a big lion who they think his name is Courage courage, the metal golum a heart and Doroty and her dog a way to go home. Duscher opts for a terrible surgery, Jackson wants to spend more time discussing the ettiqute of when is it socially acceptable to eat the dead and Zammit tries to fix two problems with Tinman Wants a Wife. No one's happy and they keep getting the Scarecrow and the Tinman confused. The wonderful Wizard of Oz.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Would You Get the Fox Across the River When You Also Have a Goose and a Bag of Beans?

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2025 56:38


It's one of the oldest riddles (or puzzles (apparently it's a puzzle, there's a lot of disbelief and arguments at this)) ever told! You are on one side of the river with a goose, a fox and a bag of beans and you have to get to the other side by a boat carrying one at a time. However, if you leave the fox with the goose that fox will straight up devour that goose and if you leave the goose with the beans that goose will straight up devour those beans. The fox and beans are chill tho. Now there is a solution (or two, that's why it's a puzzle and not a riddle and everyone is mad) but we here at Plumbing the Death Star think a) the solution is not in the spirit of the puzzle, b) it's not efficient and c) reckon we can do better. We go through a lot of broken goose necks to arrive at our answer, discuss at length the problems with of a pig heated house and try to work out an amicable solution with Erik the goose buyer. This riddle wasn't even hard, this was smart and we are in fact geniuses.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Would You Pitch the Truman Show to Investors?

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2025 41:21


Oh shade! That's what the boys needed! Now somewhat out of the sun the Plumbing Boys can bring Pooling the Poolstar to a close by trying to pitch the Truman Show to investors. Zammit isn't sure that a company should own a baby, Jackson wants desperately to live in the moon and Duscher shills for Big Crack. So chuck on the boob tube and flick over to your favorite show of all time "Screwin' with Truman" to see how they torture that boy this week! I hope you enjoyed Pooling the Poolstar, it was good to be in the pool. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Would You Huff and Puff and Kill Those Three Little Pigs?

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2025 31:31


Plumbing the Death Star has been in the pool for too long and the sun is starting to get to them. You can tell. Duscher's head is burning. Maybe because of this they're turning their attention to fairy tales and trying to eat the three little pigs. Duscher wants to ramraid the pigs brick house, Zammit is unclear if destroying a tent is a crime, and Jackson invents the Hambulance, with truly terrible concequences. "Being in the sun for so long has made the Plumbing Boys even funnier," say the people. And they are right.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Would You Use Chameleon's Powers (as Seen in Kraven the Hunter) To Take Over the Mob?

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2025 45:39


Can you believe it's that time of year again? The much anticipated Pooling the Poolstar! Or Pooling the Deathstar? Whatever, who cares, it's hot and we're in a pool. After cooking our brains by seeing Kraven four times in one day for our sister show Baseless Speculation we figured we'd further cook our brains by sitting directly in the sun and having a think about Kraven, categorically the worst thing to do when you're about to suffer from heatstroke. Anyways Kraven's little brother can make himself look and sound like anyone he wants but he cannot change his height and Chameleon's a little guy! We cannot stress how bad of a film this is. At the end of the film sweet Dmitri (that's the Chameleon) has taken over his daddy's mob business (daddy got got by a bear, a bear that Kraven presumably had a conversation with? It is unclear) which got us thinking: how? Sure he started with the power of being his crime dad's son, but what if he was starting from zero (and the powers of mimicking anyone but as a short king)? We also talk about soup a lot. Jackson has a terrible idea for a restaurant.Links to everything in our linktr.ee including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Would You Die as Uncle Ben?

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2024 53:52


Plumbing the Death Star has a long history of misremembering how Uncle Ben died. Who shot him? Why? Uncle Guts? Well in this episode JoshAus let's the boys revisit that incredible event to ask, hey, how would we have died as Uncle Ben? There's very little great power, and even less great responsibility but there are plenty of references to the movie Old Boy, driving over your own head, and getting munched by an elevator. Another classic.Links to everything in our linktr.ee including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Would You Use Frosty's Hat for Personal Gain or Financial Profit?

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2024 72:39


Merry Christmas from Plumbing the Death Star! To bring in the hollyest and jollyest of seasons the boys decide to exploit the magic old hat that brought frosty the snowman to life. Unsurprisingly it instantly turns into a ghoulish necromantic mess. It's a yuletide nightmare as bodies are brought back from the dead, billionairs are scammed, and men become double men, whatever that means. So heat up some cocoa, eat some gingerbread, and wonder to yourself: why am I listening to these men instead of spending the holiday season with my beloved family what is wrong with me what have they done to me?Links to everything in our linktr.ee including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Which Alien Would Be the Worst to Be Abducted By?

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2024 55:26


Oh no! Space aliens have taken a keen interest in plumbing the death star and decided to abduct them. What will befall our intrepid trio? Well, Zammit almost instantly dies from exposure, Jackson gets stranded in the past, and Duscher goes to court for a crime he didnt do (but easily could have). There's way less probe talk in this episode than you'd think. Not 0, obviously, there was going to be some, but still you'll be surprised by how briefly it comes up.Links to everything in our linktr.ee including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Would You Dunk Achilles Into the River to Make Him Better (and No You Just Can't Throw Him In)?

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2024 47:18


No form of pop culture is safe from Plumbing the Death Star, and that includes ancient greek mythology. JohnnyImperfectAlien from the Sanspants Radio discord, asks the boys to give their strategies for dunking their baby boy Achilles in the river styx. To no one's surprise their baby almost instantly gets swept away and Jackson starts eating snakes and then they start remembering the movie coneheads. If you love the boys misremembering ancient myths and getting into arguments about brains and skulls then this is the ep for you.Links to everything in our linktr.ee including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Would You Take the Substance from the Substance?

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2024 55:25


In the movie the Substance Demi Moore takes the Substance and gives birth to a Substance baby played by Margaret Qualley, and that's only the start of her problems. Well what if Plumbing the Death Star took the substance, what would that be like? A mess is the answer. We're talking old knobs and baffling talk show appearances. It's not pretty. If you've ever wanted to know what Rupert Grint's favourite movie is we answer that question in this episode. In case you were wondering.Links to everything in our linktr.ee including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Which Would be the Worst Fictional Character to Sit Next to on an International Flight?

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2024 58:52


Plumbing the Death Star has reunited after their UK tour and just in time for the Cheerful Earful Podcast festival, and they're talking planes and air travel. Jackson is scared the hulk will suck him like a lollipop, Duscher somehow ends up joining the Fellowship of the Ring, and Zammit gets put up for adoption. So buckle your seatbelt, make sure the tray table is up, shut the window, and get ready to enjoy your flight. Be careful, there's a capuchin monkey in the toilet.Links to everything in our linktr.ee including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who Actually is the Worst Wolverine?

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2024 51:30


In the movie Deadpool and Wolverine they say that their Wolverine is the worst Wolverine because he got drunk once at the wrong time. The Plumbing Boys find that unsatisfactory. Surely there's a worse Wolverine than that, gotta be. Zammit imagines a Wolvie who kept his chauffer license and loves his job, Jackson creates the greatest Plumbing riff of all time, and Duscher performs many incredible one man plays to the delight and frustration of his two friends. Art is so important guys, even if it's just a play about what if Wolverine and Liberace interacted. Peppercorn Cerebro.Links to everything in our linktr.ee including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Would You Re-Design Aquaman?

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2024 53:44


With basically no plan Plumbing the Death Star launch into the question today. How would you redesign Aquaman? For what? Who knows. Zammit wants him bald and mutilated, possibly so he more resembles a fish, or maybe for some other esoteric reason known only to him. Jackson sees him as a fisherman of sorts, forgetting that fishermen are the enemy of fish and fish are the friend of Aquaman, and Duscher goes full ‘lympics and also gets very frustrated with the boys. Do they come up with anything concrete? Who can say. Is it a classic episode of Plumbing the Death Star, liable to be entered into everyone's top 10 list? Also debatable.Links to everything in our linktr.ee including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Would You Use Minority Report?

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2024 61:14


Remember in Minority Report where if you thought about murdering someone they put you in a tube? The big tube you're in forever alongside a bunch of other guys stacked six people high. Well here at Plumbing the Death Star we think that's probably an imperfect system. Zammit is shocked that cops could be made even lazier, Jackson tries to become the worlds worst realtor, and Duscher wants you to send him your Orgy Spotify Playlists please. So hop into a nutrient rich pool and chuck on your headphones. It's another episode of Plumbing the Death Star, a very good podcast.Links to everything in our linktr.ee including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Would You Exploit the Pet Sematary for Personal Gain or Profit?

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2024 58:14


It's our lucky day! We've gained unique access to a cemetery where if you bury something it comes back wrong! While we struggle to find the bit Zammit comes up with a hairbrained scheme involving cheap meats and a sack, JD has a longwinded plan involving a certain gorilla and Jackson wants to get back at poachers by encouraging poaching. Sometimes dead is better and sometimes the best laid plans often go awry.Links to everything in our linktr.ee including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why Would You Interview a Vampire?

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2024 51:43


Your editor's lined up the interview of a lifetime! You're gonna win that emmy but for journalists, a Pulitzer Prize? Weird to call something we give out to people that do a good job at journalism a prize like it's something you won at a carnival handed out by a clown. Anyway, forget Frost/Nixon it's you/a vampire! What an incredible get! You get to sit down and talk to some old guy who spent most of their lives as a shut in except at night. What was it like during the war vampire? What's that? Spent it asleep? Oh how interesting. Want me to describe the sun for you? Christ you suck. The next time your editor asks you to go interview a vampire, be firm in your response and say "no. I do not want to." It'll be the best thing you ever do. Also JD gets distracted by a van in this episode. Like a dog.Links to everything in our linktr.ee including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Would You Raise the Devil?

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2024 60:15


It's my three dads as three dads do their best to raise a demon baby! You see, these three dads don't have a kid and this here demon kid doesn't have three dads! It truely is a match made in heaven. Well actually hell. Or more practically Italy we think? JD takes us through the plot of Omen while Zammit get m-pregged and Jackson gets caught up in a Diet Coke baby scandal. Who knew raising a baby with bad vibes would be so hard for three hapless dads?Links to everything in our linktr.ee including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Which Fictional Character Would Make the Best Best Person (at a Wedding)?

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2024 55:33


Hey, never say Plumbing the Death Star never did anything for you. Best Man PJ asked Plumbing the Death Star for a shoutout for his mates Tom's wedding and they went and did a whole episode instead. A wedding themed episode, no less. Jackson asks Professor X to be his best person and crosses some personal boundaries, Zammit opts for Superman and, uh, yeah, we'd like it if he'd get our Step Mum back from Space, and Duscher chooses Remy the Rat, forgetting the powers of Remy the Rat and ruining his whole wedding. It's a matrimonial spectacular, congratulations, you look radiant in that dress and oh so handsome in that suit, look at you two go.Links to everything in our linktr.ee including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Live Show Tonight And Other Things Happening in October!

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2024 4:48


Plumbing the Death Star Live at the Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival! Grab Tickets! Click this whole sentence! KYLOREN! 10% off!If you're in Melbourne, we're performing tonight at Stupid Old Studios at 8:30pm BUT you can also stream the show if you live elsewhere! And if you can't watch it live, have you considered VODing it?? You can also VOD it if you're in Melbourne but don't want to travel to Brunswick, that's okay too. Use coupon code KYLOREN at checkout for 10% off the ticket and then, if you're coming tonight, and of course you are, use those savings and get yourself a sneaky late night kebab or felafel? That's what I'm going to be doing tonight, because I've been good.If you're in Melbourne next week, on Wednesday the 9th, myself (Zammit) and probably Jackson will be at Fortress (the Melbourne one) to be showcasing our board game Jarren's Outpost from 6pm as part of a board game developers night AND if you're still in Melbourne for PAX, we're going to be doing a live D&D is for Nerds show on Saturday October 12th at 1pm at the Owlbear theatre! We're gonna be cats.Anyways, tonight though - Stupid Old Studios - 8:30pm - KYLOREN for 10% off. xx o Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Could You Be A Better Boyfriend than Peter Parker?

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2024 53:38


Peter Parker you're not a good boyfriend. You never puts MJ first, you're always missing her plays or other events that are important to her. We understand your uncle's car crash gave you powers or whatever and because of that you stop crime as Car Uncle Man but Peter, you can't predict the future and we're fairly sure your Car Uncle, Cuncle Ben, wouldn't have wanted you to stop that car that killed him. He'd be worried that you might injure yourself, or worse, get turned into a car, like how your uncle did before he died and told you about powers and responsibility or something we think? All we're trying to say is that you're always leaving, and from the distance, the suit you're always wearing is just one giant red flag. Go to therapy, get a pager, communicate more, be flexible with your time and for once in your life, maybe put MJs needs above a strangers?Links to everything in our linktr.ee including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Come see us at the Cheerful Earful Podcast Fest, both live AND streaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After All, What is a Wonderwall?

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2024 49:35


Oasis is getting back together to the surprise of pretty much everyone, prompting Plumbing the Death Star to ask: hey what exactly is a wonderwall anyway? Why would someone be one? And what does it have to do with the classic Pixar Cars franchise? Duscher has some strong opinions on the game of Downball, Zammit theorises about an invisible wall that is also Car Heaven, and Jackson remembers the movie Drop Dead Fred. It's a question for the age that even the Gallagher Brothers are unable to answer in any concrete way.Links to everything in our linktr.ee including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Come see us at the Cheerful Earful Podcast Fest, both live AND streaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Would You Survive a Quiet Place?

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2024 63:54


Things are off to a bad start when Zammit wants to de-voice himself and JD wraps himself in a blanket before landing on 'being on a boat' would be the best way to survive a Quiet Place. However, now what? They don't know how to fish, discussion of desalination only leads to yelling which is the one thing they really shouldn't do. The boys argue about magnetic south, try to eat fish bones and fail to catch seagulls (for its hydrating blood) before a quick divergence into JFK young juice conspiracies and qanon's interesting theories about that one bad day in Dallas. Either way, how bad can salt water really be?Links to everything in our linktr.ee including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+If you're in the UK and want to see three beautiful idiots live and in the flesh, head on over to https://www.sanspantsradio.com/events/category/live-shows/ and grab your tickets today to see us in Edinburgh, Manchester and/or Birmingham if they're not sold out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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