Austen, Bronte, and Hugo Walk Into a Bar

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Welcome to the official recap show for The Auction by Lovesbitca8. Join Lovesbitca8, RavenMaiden, and SaintDionysus as they troll each other, review, and share some behind the scenes details of the recent update of The Auction.

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  • Dec 20, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
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Series Finale

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2020 137:17


This is our series finale. We talk about the future of the podcast, answer your questions, and give you some insight on future projects. Thank you so much for reading and listening. We couldn’t have done it without you. Remember you can always follow us on social: Julie: https://twitter.com/JulieWrites8https://www.instagram.com/lovesbitca8/https://www.instagram.com/juliejuliesoto/lovesbitca8.tumblr.comCat: https://twitter.com/catdionisiohttps://www.instagram.com/cat.dionisio/https://www.facebook.com/CatDionisioOfficialMar: https://www.instagram.com/raven.m.writes/raven-m-3.tumblr.com

The Auction Chapters 25–28 Recap

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2020 77:04


The missing chapters aka obligatory content. Our update schedules and life, in general, got in the way of us posting recaps for these four chapters. Amazingly, we covered some key points in this episode that tie back to chapters 39–41. P.S. Mar was super stressed and was way quieter than usual. Send her hugs. Also, Cat didn’t really edit. Fingers crossed it’s fine.

The Auction Final Chapter Recap

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2020 115:24


THE FINAL CHAPTER…but not the final episode. We’re making a drinking game. Get your favorite drink. Take a shot every time Mar mentions she cried and/or cries on the episode, and let’s celebrate the end of The Auction. Only two more episodes left until the podcast series finale.

The Auction Chapter 39 Part II Recap

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2020 90:15


Chapter 39 part 2 aka Chapter 40 Recap! We were sober for very important reasons, but the end result was a totally coherent and long episode! TRIGGER WARNING: Human Trafficking, Grooming/Predator, and Non-Con at 57:28–58:37 and 1:02:33–1:09:58.

The Auction Chapter 39 Part I Recap

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2020 75:22


Chapter 39 Part I Recap. We say 39 Part I because Juls and Cat refuse to have an odd number of chapters to close out this fic. The team gets nerdy, as usual, flexing our legalese and set up skills. Brew yourself a cup of Folger's and tuck in.

The Auction Chapter 38 Recap

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2020 89:45


Well…it was a big chapter…so it became a big episode…then we realized about a quarter of it was unusable because we were so drunk. Six hours of editing later, here’s a new episode.

The Auction Chapters 23–24 Recap

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2020 73:45


The Alphabet is stressed the F-out. We recap Chapters 23–24 while trying to avoid election coverage. We have a decompression therapy session about living in the Covid era, and lots of drunken candor ahead.

The Auction Chapter 37 Recap

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2020 59:57


Chapter 37 aka our Zero Dark Thirty chapter! This wild ride is coming to an end real soon. Before then, Juls, Mar, and Cat have some details to discuss before the rollercoaster is over. Also, we apologize if the quality is a little worse than usual. Zoom was being a bitch. AND VOTE!

The Auction Chapters 21–22 Recap

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2020 68:24


Daddy's Home! We continue the Lucius love, talk about those other two dummies, and also discuss two very, very naughty one-shots, When What's Right Is Wrong and Wrong Time, Wrong Place. NSFW content ahead.

The Auction Chapters 19–20 Recap

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2020 57:04


Our shortest episode yet. Probably because Mar and Juls were semi-sober. We speed through chapters 19 and 21. Trigger: Short mention about pregnancy loss.

The Auction Chapter 36 Recap

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2020 76:34


What a huge chapter! So much to talk about! Cliffhanger! Yeah...so you're probably expecting some witty caption but we are still kind of drunk...

The Auction Chapter 35 Recap

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2020 98:17


Three nerds walk into a bar… we put the old dead writers away for this week and our own nerd powers were in full effect. We also drop a very exciting surprise toward the end! This episode is dedicated to the Honorable Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Rest in Power, RBG.

The Auction Chapters 17–18 Recap

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2020 75:49


Mar is never allowed to drink again. The amount of editing that had to be done to this podcast was unreasonable. Come join us as we discuss how chapters 17 and 18 laid the foundation to future chapters, we do terrible accents, and start brainstorming on what we should do for our 10k listens!

The Auction Chapter 34 Recap

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2020 66:24


Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! It’s Chapter 34 and the Alphabet make comparisons to Greek life, tap into our inner event planners, and oh yeah, Cat was totally sober for this episode.

The Auction Chapters 15–16 Recap

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2020 79:32


With BJ-gate behind us, the Alphabet somehow became soft babies talking about Everlark whilst discussing one of the darkest chapters of this fic.TRIGGER WARNING: The hosts cover non-consensual sexual themes and how it relates to chapters 15–16. If you are triggered in any way, please skip and join us next week.

The Auction Chapter 33 Recap

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2020 70:19


Dun dun dunnnnnnnn The Alphabet almost had a Beatles moment because of a Yoko scene. That's it. That's the summary. Clickbait. Support the podcast. https://ko-fi.com/saintdionysus

The Auction Chapters 13–14 Recap

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2020 67:59


It was Hermione Granger, in the Conservatory, with the lead pipe! Clue references, our continuous love of old, dead writers, and discussion of how Nott Sr. became Daddy Nott.TRIGGER WARNING: The hosts briefly cover non-consensual sexual themes and how it relates to chapters 13–14. If you are triggered in any way, please skip and join us next week.

The Auction Chapter 32 Recap

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2020 97:45


Voldy Proper. Goldy. Holdy. Mar did a book report. Cat did some voice acting. Julie reminds us that two other Dramione authors were part of the alphabet before the Auction was even in progress. Also, Austen, Bronte, and Hugo got a little help from Dickens. Buckle up, buttercups! We’re talking Chapter 32. Dun dun dunnnnnnnn!!!!

The Auction Chapters 10–12 Recap

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2020 92:00


We were drunk…again. Cat didn’t do her homework…again. Mar was over-prepared…again. Juls teased the audience about the end…again. We sang more show tunes…again. Come join us for this serendipitous trip into chapters ten through twelve of The Auction.

The Auction Chapter 31 Recap

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2020 86:07


Much to Cat’s dismay, this podcast may never have an episode under an hour ever again. Juls and Mar have a million shoutouts to our readers and friends, we give tips on writing, have a full breakdown of the latest update, and a million Hamilton references. Dun-dun-dunnnnnnnnn.

The Auction Chapters 6–9 Recap

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2020 107:25


Holy Moly this is a long episode. Join Juls, Mar, and Cat as we drop references to the Little Mermaid, Sanditon, Jane Eyre, Beauty and the Beast, Handmaid’s Tale, and Alice in Wonderland in this episode’s review of Chapters 6–9 of The Auction. We’ll also ask important questions like: Will Juls ever write under the pseudonym Lance Gainsworth? Elves are Yoda? And why didn’t Cat do a better job cutting out that terrible drunken singing?

The Auction Chapter 30 Recap

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2020 50:44


Your favorite trio (sorry, Harry, Ron, and Hermione) recap the latest installment of the Auction. Full of dark humor, self-deprecation, tattoo talk, and Nicholas Sparks.

The Auction Chapters 1–5 Recap

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2020 70:01


Cat and Mar drunkenly try to remember what happened in the first 5 chapters, Juls reminds them. Mar talks about pining and smut, Cat talks politics and revolution. Pretty much expect this dynamic for the rest of the chapters.

The Auction Chapter 29 Recap

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2020 77:28


Welcome to the first-ever official recap show for The Auction by Lovesbitca8. Join Lovesbitca8, RavenMaiden, and SaintDionysus as they troll each other, review, and share some behind the scenes details of the recent update of The Auction.

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