We go over all things CKFL.
Brandon's back and proves that he's always been preppy, Sam has Covid and is riding high on a Week 7 win, and more of the typical ludicrosity.
Brandon has murder mystery Covid that gets really weird, Sam is preparing for a public service career, and Jeremy Trey contributes to your newest batch of profane, analytical ranting.
More creative accounting, inappropriate advances, wildly inaccurate reviews, and shenanigans this week with the guys. And a surprise guest pedaling a fake sponsorship.
Brandon and Sam are back with their mathematically and scientifically supported analysis of Week 1 mistakes and bad luck. Will the Horny Toads swallow Monkey Mafia babies? NFL Picks are back!
Highly accurate. Highly researched. Hastily put together.
Brandon has energy again. Spiller joins the pod. Listener discretion is advised.
WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!1 Maybe for good, maybe for now, always for a good time. Your hosts catch up and discuss what they think the keeper landscape is going to look like. One of them may even be honest about their own team.
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We dive deep into our own take on the time-old philosophy question, if a Geno Smith dies in a forest, is it Lawrence's fault?
Hope you're ready for this because we dive DEEP into the week 2 aftermath.
Fantasy football started off with a whimper. Low points and death plagued the league. Listen to us as we tell you why your team should be panicking. Just a heads up, we had some connection and technology issues on this. It's cleaned up as best as can be.
Have you ever wanted to know what Sam and Brandon think about your team? Who cares, we are going to tell you anyway.
Look everyone! We're posting consistently! It's a freaking miracle! After a successful draft, Brandon and Sam review the draft and let everyone know where they done messed up!
We would ask if you missed us but who are we kidding, of course you did. #ABBS is BACK!!!! In this episode Sam and Brandon predict and review the keeper selections for each team and provide a general sense of the upcoming draft.
Much as every other man does, the hosts have to take care of #1 before they can release #2. This week the ABBS Podcast continues breaking down the back half of the league. Who will be contenders and which teams are merely be pretenders. Your hosts probably have the answers.
This week the boys start breaking down each team by position. Think you have a better Defense or Kicker than everyone else? THINK AGAIN!! They also delve deeper into Dakota's religious upbringing as new facts are brought to light.
Say it with us class: Balls and stuff and shit and fuck and balls and stuff and shit and fuck and balls and stuff and shit and fuck and balls and stuff and shit and fuck and balls and stuff and shit and fuck
WERE BAAAACCKK!!!! We review the keeper selections. Tell everyone why they made bad life decisions. Predict team picks. And Brandon apparently missed Sam waaayy too much.
Technical difficulties were had, so an unusually high amount of liquors were consumed during the making of this episode. Braincells were harmed in the making of this production.
Brandon is MIA. A new name is developed for the loser's bracket. Kelly pays tribute to the league's fallen franchises.
My bad. It's fixed now. https://i.imgflip.com/anpre.jpg
This week we find out: the quiz results, a new love interest for Brandon, Cody may have been right all along? Listen to the episode to find out more.
Happy Turkey Day! May Cleveland play like their namesakes!
Look, by this point you know what this podcast is like. Why are you reading the description?
You just have to listen to this to get the title.
Follow along and find out how many times Brandon wants to fuck Geno Smith. First one to comment the correct amount gets a prize!
Let last week be a lesson to all. If you get cocky, Derrick Henry WILL hunt you down and punish you.
The prompt is asking me what we want our listeners to know. We want our listeners to know that we want all of you to suck it.
Guess these hosts do know a thing or two about this game after all!
Thought I posted this already. Realized I didn't post. I have no idea what we talked about. You may work your trauma out in therapy later.
FOOTBALL!!! IS!!! BACK!!! In this week's episode, your hosts rank the league, pick division winners, and discuss Brandon's harrowing escape from the 'Vid. Also, we have a new theme song we are trying out.
In this episode, your favorite hosts are joined by THE Jeremy Trey. He tells us exactly how he was able to pull off the Heist of Travis Kelce. We also get to hear Brandon discuss his questionable fashion choice for the draft. Tune in to hear this and find out how you and the rest of the league did during the draft. *side note, the audio got a bit messed up. We got it cleaned as much as possible, but bear with us for this episode.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD WWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BBBBBBBBBAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!! We don't care if you guys don't want us to do this anymore. We're back and we are here to tell each of you why you made bad decisions and how you will likely make bad decisions in the upcoming draft.
Don't call it an upset. #ClevelandBy90
The manager for the Marysville Magnificents joins the show this week. Be prepared for some audio difficulties. Sorry!
The "lost episode"...AKA Cleveland's dumbass forgot to publish on Thursday. Whoops! STILL WORTH A LISTEN. We have an experienced radio-er on and we continue to suck at our picks, just like we suck at fantasy football.
In this weeks podcast...we...talked about some football and stuff. Who cares. I am 1-7 and hope is lost.
In this weeks podcast we...well...I actually don't remember what happened in this one...also forgot to edit it...so here we go lol
The league theme song from the owner of the Potter Muggles.
Pardon the technical difficulties. Due to a lot of errors in recording this episode is fairly short. BUT we were gifted with a golden song from the Potter Muggles. The new theme song is HERE AT LAST. We recap the weirdness that was last week including Cleveland getting its first win of the season and have a couple of surprises at the end too. Also stay tuned after the outro song for an inside look at what it was like to record this dumpster fire this week.
In this weeks episode the co-hosts of the CKFL Podcast have returned from being oppressed by the Tyrant that is known as Spiller. We. Will. Not. Be. Silenced.
We are moving on to week three of the fantasy season and the Cleveland Steamers and the Lawrence Monkey Mafia have both failed again. Fortunately for both squads they are in the worst division in football, and are only one game out of first place. Unfortunately for both they are 1 and 2 in the relegation week. Joining us this week is the owner of a team that absolutely does not suck to discuss what in the hell happened this week with injuries, and make predictions for next week.
Da boys are Back! No. Not the Cowboys. They lost to an atrocious team. BUT THAT IS UNIMPORTANT! IT WAS NOT EVEN MENTIONED IN SEASON 2 EPISODE 3 OF THE CKFL PODCAST. In this weeks episode Clevelands owner pays up on his bet and records this podcast while pounding a 6er of disgusting Bud Light...excuse me "COOL, REFRESHING" bud light. We recap last weeks game and go over this weeks with special recurring guest: Jeremy "don't call him Jordy" Trey.