Cocktails & Clarity

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Hannah and Hayley are on a mission to bring about some clarity to our f*cked up world.

Cocktails & Clarity


    • Apr 9, 2018 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 50m AVG DURATION
    • 27 EPISODES


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    Episode 27 - Super Like

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2018 47:27


    While reminiscing about their glory days, Hayley and Hannah seek to get clarity on what college life is like for Generation Z.

    Episode 26 - angelichayley

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2018 70:55


    Hayley and Hannah have a much needed catch-up session and discuss cohabitating, the Broc Box, and Hayley's recent prostitution listing on Craigslist.

    Episode 25 - Fat Man and Little Boy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2017 57:17


    In this day and age, don't you wake up every morning and just wonder, "how do we avoid conflict between major world powers?" Well, Hayley and Hannah have been thinking the exact same thing. In fact, they've been so obsessed with it that they sought out world-renowned, expert defense contractor, John, to come on the pod and spill America's greatest secrets. Just kidding... unfortunately his security clearance didn't allow him to spill too many secrets, but he does help ease our tension so we don't sit in agony everyday anticipating the end of the world.

    Episode 24 - Two Bathrooms

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2017 44:39


    Married life... we're getting to that age, and we need some answers. Hayley and Hannah dive deep into the world of married life by interviewing two close friends of this podcast, Pete & Kate. Kate endears us all with her stories of romance and passion, while Pete acts tough (but we all know he's a softy deep down). The two of them have been going strong for nearly a year as newlyweds and have some wisdom to share.

    Episode 23 - From Berkeley to Monterey

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2017 59:42


    Hayley and Hannah bring back an old friend, Marie, to dive even deeper into the world of feeders. Marie also invites Brooke to join the show, who fills in the gaps on what Marie has *really* been up to since the last show.

    Episode 22 - Jolly Ranchers

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2016 56:44


    Hannah and Hayley summon the queen of bad luck, Lee, to offer up some clarity on prison life in Northern Indiana. Lee's had more than one stint in the slammer and knows all about what it takes to survive.

    Episode 21 - C-Minus Sex

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2016 63:31


    Hayley and Hannah bring on a long-time friend of the show's, Xenia. After her appearance on Episode 6, Xenia decided to throw cuffs on a Bumble match, and she's never looked back. Both Xenia and her boyf, Gaetan, come on the show to share their secret to making the most of a swipe right. Hint: it apparently involves some really bad sex. BTW, not only is Gaetan a doctor, but a damn good musician, as well. Check out some of his stuff here: https://soundcloud.com/savitrimusic

    Episode 20 - Guest Star

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2016 63:36


    Hayley and Hannah kickoff season 2 with a bang. After the girls recap some "shitty" experiences while traveling, Steven comes on board to share his stories from a life before Uber/Lyft. He also sheds some clarity on the true secrets to having threesomes (spoiler: it takes a few white lies and a hell of a lot of luck)

    Episode 19 - Broc

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2016 40:34


    Hayley swallows her pride, puffs out her chest, and gives a call to... Ok here's the deal: you're going to need to go back a few episodes (like to episode 1, or 3 or 5 or 17...or just all of them) to realize how the depth to how freakin' crazy this episode is. That's right, brace yourselves, 'cause Hayley and Hannah call BROC. And yeah, that's right, THERE'S NO K IN HIS NAME.

    Episode 18 - The Cheesecake Factory

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2016 56:41


    Hayley and Hannah overcome obstacles during wedding season, but those petty problems are put to shame by this week's guest, Marie, who offers up dating stories that are "larger" than life.

    Episode 17 - Inspector Carlisle

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2016 66:59


    Scott and Max come on board to provide Hayley and Hannah with some much needed comedic training.

    Episode 16 - WeVibe

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2016 52:29


    Hayley and Hannah turn to the midwest for a new perspective on dating, sex, and the many varieties of queefs.

    Episode 15 - Meat Curtains

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2016 50:16


    Hayley and Hannah bring on boss bitch Nycole to talk business. Questions are answered such as, "What can you do with an Art History major?" "What's it like owning your own business?" and "Who looks better naked, Hannah or Hayley?"

    Episode 14 - #EggplantFridays

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2016 59:23


    Hayley and Hannah find some clarity in the animal kingdom. They bring on Brent to talk Polar Bears, Panda Bears, Otters, and Foxes. And uh... poppers & whip-its.

    Episode 13 - Grandma's Drunk

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2016 51:42


    Hannah and Hayley get clarity on loud sex, the Three-Pronged Method, and prison life, but mostly they get clarity on one another.

    Episode 12 - Three's Company

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2016 48:10


    Hayley and Hannah get some clarity on Swinging, or at least they try to. Mike, their guest, comes on board to offer up his experiences from a past life as a party animal.

    Episode 11 - Redzone

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2016 49:45


    Hayley and Hannah dive knee deep into the porn world, bringing on an expert of the industry.

    Episode 10 - Platonic Boning

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2016 46:59


    Hayley and Hannah welcome on their neighbor with whom Hayley has history.

    Episode 09 - Night Guards

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2016 46:29


    Hannah and Hayley solicit the help of fan favorite, Erik, to field questions from the listeners.

    Episode 08 - Soft Nine

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2016 46:41


    Hayley and Hannah get clarity from men who just aren't that into them.

    Episode 07 - BFFs

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2016 41:58


    Hayley and Hannah search for a new best friend.

    Episode 06 - New Beat

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2016 53:09


    Hayley and Hannah are joined by their single friend, Xenia, to discuss Jewish men, pity bones and dating strategies.

    Episode 05 - Rodney, Part II

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2016 39:19


    Hayley and Hannah receive long awaited clarity from their muse, Rodney.

    Episode 04 - Hannah is a Dope B*tch

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2016 45:23


    Hayley and Hannah are joined by their honest friend, Erik, to determine whether or not they are basic.

    Episode 03 - Maintenance

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2016 30:56


    Hayley and Hannah discuss waxing, gym results and accidentally getting high from protein powder.

    Episode 02 - Cash Crops

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 29, 2016 40:07


    Hayley and Hannah get clarity from a single man on dating from a guy's perspective.

    Episode 01 - Rodney

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2016 45:15


    Hayley and Hannah meet Rodney, who inspires them to start a podcast.

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