A definitive ranking of the most indefinite things: from the commonsensical to the outright outrageous. Just two dads speaking their minds...or what’s left of them.
What are the bets jobs for Santa Claus on the other 364 days of the year? Amazon boxes piling up? We've got some good uses for them. And 2020 has been a long, long, journey, so what are some Christmas gifts to commemorate this year? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 35th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings
What are the WORST trendy things we do in the Fall? Bonfires are great for warmth (and drinking), but what are the best foods to have around the flames? And we all go to the pumpkin patch, but what are the top things you never want to see there? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 33rd episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings
What the holidays that should exist, but don't...yet? Everybody does it, but nobody does it well. What are the Top Rules for Eating on the Road? And there's always the "Do Not Playlist" at a wedding reception. But what songs should ALWAYS be on that? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 31st episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings
If you had a time machine, what year would you go back to and why? What are the top TV shows that we should bring back for one more season? (same cast) And they've been a lot of bad fashion trends, but what are the worst of the worst that should NEVER come back? Jones and Tyler and...special guest DAVID ADAM rank them all in the 30th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings
Sometimes it's hard to look cool doing anything as dads, but what are the TOUGHEST things to look cool doing? What are the most popular movies you still haven't seen? As kids, we believe in some weird...and dumb stuff, let's list the most unbelievable now? Jones and Tyler and...special guest DAVID ADAM rank them all in the 28th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings
THE VALENTINE'S DAY EPISODE What are our Favorite Romantic Comedies of All-Time? Say you didn't get your girl a gift, what excuses could you use to help spare the beheading? Some old-time terms of endearment should be brought back, we give you the best! Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 27th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings
THE SUPER BOWL EPISODE What are the top must-have foods at a Super Bowl party? Andy Reid Looks Like _________ (we give our best examples) What are the most common questions asked by non-football fans watching the Super Bowl? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 26th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings
Everyone has their sports predictions for 2020, but we're actually going to be right...take your pick! We've seen a LOT of movies in our lifetime, but what are our favorite movie quotes ever? If you could have a lifetime supply of anything, what would it be? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 25th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings
We've all got our our favorite Christmas songs, but what are the worst holiday tunes ever? Love 'em or hate 'em Hallmark Christmas movies are a popular tradition, but if you take a closer look, there's a pretty formulaic trend to their good guys' careers...who's doing what? Christmas cliches abound in December, but what your tongue cause you might end up on the naughty list for saying some of these dirty innuendos! Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 24th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings
Everyone has their favorite bad songs, so what are YOUR top awful songs that you actually like? We've already tackled the Top TV Dads, so who are the Top TV Moms of All-Time? What are the top things your dad used to say and thought you swore you'd never say it, now you catch yourself saying all the time? GO! Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 23rd episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings
What are the best children's books of all-time? SERIES ONLY! What if there was a spelling bee for adults: what word would give you the buzzer? And there's a lot of good food for Thanksgiving, but what are the absolute WORST dishes on turkey day? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 22nd episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings
What are the best Halloween costumes for a dad? Even if you're not a horror movie fan, everyone has something to like in our list of Favorite Scary Movies of All-Time. And a simple goal of life should be NOT to die, so what are the scariest places to go alone? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 21st episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings
Love 'em or hate 'em: who are our favorite spots bad boys of all-time? What are the absolute worst household chores to do? Growing up in the 90's, what were the best kids' shows that weren't cartoons? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 20th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings
What are the best movie soundtracks of all-time? They don't make 'em like they used to! When we were teens, MTV shows were AWESOME, but which ones are tippy top? We all have our annoyances 30,000 feet in the air, but who are the absolute WORST people to sit next to on a plane? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 19th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings
To encapsulate your personality in animation, which cartoon character are you the MOST like? There are a ton of movies playing on rerun ALL the time, but what's the movie that you just have to stop to watch each and every time it's on a screen? Disney has had dozens of villains over 80 years of movies, but who are the top bad guys/women? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 18th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings
Who are your favorite TV dads ever? Important to clarify, not the best dads here...but our FAVORITES! It's summer and just about anything goes when you're swimming, but what are the worst things to find in a backyard pool? In the very first podcast, we covered the most common names of weird people we all know, but what are the most common names of cool people we all know? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 17th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings
Our elders have a lot to teach us, but are we actually learning? Our Grandparents did give us these life lessons... Without getting too political, we've narrowed down the top laws we need to legislate right now! We've all heard GAME SEVEN are the best two words in sports, but what are the worst two words in sports? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 16th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings
We've covered some bad gifts for Mom, but what are the worst present ideas for Father's Day? We all have our favorite songs, but what are the most IMPORTANT songs in modern history? Nom nom time, what are the best go-to sandwiches? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 15th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings
There's a lot of phrases and sayings that we're used to, but the next generation will have no clue what that means...so what are the Top 3? Is there anything good you get a parade? We'll tackle the worst three with a special request from the Mayor of Quincy! It's the modern emergency, you're phone starts blinking red cause the battery is at 1%. What are the absolute worst times for that to happen? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 14th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings
Disney has been making movies, and songs for those movies, for more than 80 years...but what are the best songs? Particularly NOT annoying if listened to over and over again... We all know guys and gals named Alex, but who are the best Alexs of all-time in history? We've listed the top nicknames you should call your dad, but which nicknames should dad use on kids? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 13th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings
Who would win in a fight to the death between the cast of characters of the classic TGIF show Family Matters? Jones and Tyler go into WAY too much detail to pick a winner...but did they get it right?
Originally recorded: January 15, 2019 Tyler made the BOLD sports prediction of 2019 that Tiger Woods would win the Masters...and it CAME TRUE! But what else did he say would happen for Tiger in the same year?
If you're a dad, "hella" is a word that is rarely said, but there are some specific instances that you can get away with it. But how should you use it? Every dad gets caught in a fashion faux pas once they reach a certain age, but what are the most common to avoid? And when talking with friends about movies, a shocking "you've never seen that?" is bound to come up. So for these movie buffs, what are the classics they've never seen...and never will? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 12th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings
Jones and Tyler have ranked the most annoying club bangers of their time...but what songs actually got them out on the dance floor in the early 2000's?
Have you ever tried the higher alcoholic content beer known as Natty Ice? The natural cousin of Natty Light, is the topic of a quick conversation on Tuesday mornings and cheap beer rankings by Jones and Tyler...
What are the best foods to pair with cheap beer? You always need something to cleanse the palate... Everyone has the "this is my JAM" song, but what about the opposite? We rank the Most Annoying Club Bangers of Our Time (the 2000's) Who had the best nicknames of the 1980's sports world? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 11th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings Send us your suggestions for future episodes too, we need help. Both literally and figuratively....
Is there ever a reason, time, place where you would wear a man bikini bottom? Jones and Tyler go into WAY too much detail discussing the possibilities.
What are your least favorite things to see on the beach? Somethings that are really hard on the eyeballs... You need to stay hydrated on the beach, but what are the best drinks to have? With booze, of course... It's pretty rare, but a man in a bikini bottom deserves a good nickname, we've got the best ones you'll ever hear! Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 10th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings Send us your suggestions for future episodes too, we need help. Both literally and figuratively....
Who would win in a fight to the death between the cast of characters of the classic Saved by the Bell? Jones and Tyler go into WAY too much detail to pick a winner...but did they get it right?
Who would win in a fight to the death between the cast of characters of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? Jones and Tyler go into WAY too much detail to pick a winner...but did they get it right?
What are your biggest pet peeves in everyday life? Not all kids' cartoons are made equal...some are actually really good. So what are the top ones you should be watching right now? He's been Barbie's boyfriend for more than 50 years, but how does Ken make any money? Here are the top jobs for Ken Carson...yep, that's his name! Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 9th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings Send us your suggestions for future episodes too, we need help. Both literally and figuratively....
What are the absolute worst Valentine's Day gifts you can give your wife? Besides dad or daddy, what are the best nicknames for the man who raised you? Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? There's a lot of superstitions out there, but what are the top ones we actually believe in? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 8th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings Send us your suggestions for future episodes too, we need help. Both literally and figuratively....
Who would win in a fight to the death between the cast of characters of Full House? Jones and Tyler go into WAY too much detail to pick a winner...but did they get it right?
Have you ever used the slang word “lit” to describe something (other than brightness)? Jones and Tyler discuss the origins, the uses and the scale of the word lit from college parties to what it has become today.
What are the best family sports movies...since 2000? Wow, they're still ALIVE? Who are the most surprising musicians who aren't dead (yet)? We all get annoyed at some phrases, but what are the very top words we should retire in 2019? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 7th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings Send us your suggestions for future episodes too, we need help. Both literally and figuratively....
How good are you at showing restraint with your swearing? There are certain situations that might behoove you to "camo curse" instead of letting the expletives really fly. Jones and Tyler discuss their current methods...both the good and the bad.
What's the best 1980's slang to bring back into our modern vocab? 2019 is bound to be an exciting year in sports, but what are the really BOLD predictions? It's not sexy, but how do you hide a burp in public? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the sixth episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings Send us your suggestions for future episodes too, we need help. Both literally and figuratively....
What makes a good thriller movie? Jones and Tyler rant about Psycho (the old one), the M. Night Shyamalan special and the best thrillers of 2018 in this Small Talk discussion.
What are the top New Year's Resolutions every dad can make and actually keep? If you had to choose a horror movie villain as a best friend, who would it be and why? What are the best everyday smells that aren't food or flowers? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the fifth episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings Send us your suggestions for future episodes too, we need help. Both literally and figuratively....
"Resting your eyes" while watching a game on TV. Every man does this, it's just part of human nature. But which sports are the BEST to watch in order to take a nap? Jones and Tyler discuss in this edition of Small Talk.
What are the most exciting sports to watch outside of baseball, basketball, football, hockey and soccer? There are some really annoying text acronyms out there, but what are the worst of the worst? Maybe we're just dumb, but we blew each other's minds with 3 simple things...will you get mind blown too? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the very fourth episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings Send us your suggestions for future episodes too, we need help. Both literally and figuratively...
What are the best emojis you can and should be using as a man? Where are the top places to sleep if you're not in your bed? (Air up mattress and futon don't count either) What are the most overrated TV Shows of all time? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the very third episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings Send us your suggestions for future episodes too, we need help. Both literally and figuratively...
Have you ever been retweeted by a celebrity, athlete or big company? Jones and Tyler talk about their most epic claims to Twitter fame including Starz, Taco Bell and...Kareem Rush?
What are the best Christmas songs ever sung? What are the top questions you should ask your partner BEFORE getting married? There are real animals that are really hard to describe to someone who's never seen them before...in fact, they seem made up. What are the most unbelievable? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the very second episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings Send us your suggestions for future episodes too, we need help. Both literally and figuratively...
What should St. Louis name their new XFL team? What are the best movie franchises with at least 6 films? What are the most common names of weird people we all know? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the very first episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings Send us your suggestions for future episodes too, we need help. Both literally and figuratively...
Why aren't there more duck billed playtpuses? Why aren't there more bigfoots? Jones and Tyler shoot the moon on some conspiracy theories that EVERYONE should be talking about.
"Hire Me!" Jones and Tyler discuss what's wrong with comedy sequels and how they can make them better...
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