DCOMintern

Jane was sick so Lydia filled in to talk about Bring It On. idk what else to say I haven't listened to it yet either.

Yeah, we're still talking about Kirsten Dunst, are you gonna say something? You gotta problem with that? Well let's take it outside buddy, because we're talking about On Becoming A God In Central Florida. Chelsea also gave us updates to some topics we've talked about before, and Jane gets mad about a group of people she's never encountered at a place she has no interest in going.

we get everyone's favorite unlicensed medical practitioner Dr Fuzz (of the movies.edu.gov podcast and JackAM) to talk about the 2006 period piece Marie Antoinette and the time he sold a sex bench to Cara Delevingne. sorry this episode is out late, but not really.

The podcast is back! We waste no time misremembering basic facts about our show, talk about this strange new world, what we've been watching and a bunch of other bullshit but we do NOT talk about any DCOMs. We're gonna try to get back to recording regularly, and we will be doing an episode with Fuzz on the movie Marie Antoinette and how he sold a sex bench to Cara Delevingne. Go @ us on twitter with questions about anything! twitter.com/DCOMintern

March Madness continues with the competitive dance DCOM Gotta Kick It Up! but we start the episode with the update on the Lizzie McGuire reboot we promised a while ago. We also listen to the most important song of the last quarter century and (of course) talk about the ongoing primary.

We start our March Madness (we dare the NCAA to sue us) series of sports podcasts with Rip Girls, a movie about a girl from Chicago that inherits a plantation in Hawaii. Hmm. Chelsea also talks about canvassing for Bernie, Jane tells a story about a dead whale, we talk ssssssshit about Liz Warren, and the news of Mayor Cheat quitting the race breaks mid episode. If you're in a Super Tuesday state make sure you go vote for Bernie!

Jane and Chelsea take on a somber tone to discuss the 9/11 and US military recruitment DCOM Tiger Cruise. We listen to some 9/11 songs, talk about where we were on that fateful day, and rank Bill Pullman's roles from Least Dad to Peak Dad. @ us on twitter (@DCOMintern) about which sports DCOMs you'd like us to cover for March Lunacy.

Our friend Benlar is in the studio with us to discuss The Even Stevens Movie and it was a really fun episode. Next month we're going to exclusively do sports DCOMs, so let us know on twitter which movies you'd like us to do.

Chelsea and Jane talk about the movie responsible for this podcast's cursed existence: 2004's Pixel Perfect. We talk about sad career trajectories, men with porn addictions, hologram pop stars, Star Trek, and Chelsea uses her college degree and goes in depth on some legitimately impressive anthropology stuff. Remember to rate and review us on iTunes, and look out for Jane's appearance on the upcoming episode of Eephus where she'll be talking baseball.

Chelsea and Jane finally get comedian/writer/food critic/bon vivant Alex Firer on the podcast to talk about Stepsister from Planet Weird. Alex gives an immigrant's perspective on the movie as well as really painting a picture of the people of Russia. We also talk about the big Shampoodler news, Massachusetts, and Minnesota's relationship with its celebrities.

We're dropping this one early to get it out ahead of the Iowa caucus. Our official zoomer correspondent, Lydia (@lydorito) makes her podcast debut to discuss season five of Vanderpump Rules and the Democratic primary. This one is absurdly long but we had a ton to cover but every minute is top notch.

The second episode of our limited series on Vanderpump Rules. Stephanie sticks around and joins us for it. We actually explain what the show is, which we probably should have done in the first episode, give quick plot breakdowns of the first five seasons, and update our official VPR hotness rankings. We also talk about crying a lot.

Jane's current and Chelsea's former BFF Stephanie officially becomes our Hilary Duff correspondent for this episode about not-officially-a-DCOM-but-pretty-much-a-DCOM The Lizzie McGuire movie. We talk about not only the movie but a little bit about the show, little brothers, and the people of Italy.

Get ready for a Sexy Unique Conversation! This is episode one of PUMPINtern, our series on Vanderpump Rules. Jane is a big fan of the show, and Chelsea has dived in headfirst and watched like 50 episodes of it in two weeks, and they talk about the first three and half or so seasons of the show, take some questions on it, and give their current power ranking on the hottest cast members of the show. There will obviously be spoilers for Vanderpump Rules throughout the series, but Jane may (and does) spoil things that happen in future episodes we haven't covered yet, so catch up on the show or grow up and stop caring so much about spoilers. Every episode of PUMPINtern may not be as long as this one, but we're going to be releasing one of these every week (probably) until Chelsea is caught up or we run out of stuff to talk about. Send us mailbag questions with all your burning questions about Vanderpump to twitter.com/DCOMintern.d

Chelsea and Jane discuss the 1999 DCOM Genius, and also get into the horrors of middle school gym glass, fake our way through some science bullshit, and much to Jane's delight take a detour to talk about the massive cheating scandal gripping Major League Baseball right now. The episode just kinda fades out because another episode will be released today as part of our new series, PUMPINtern, about Vanderpump Rules as Chelsea watches the show for the first time. Remember to rate/review/subscribe on iTunes, and also to check out our new merch for sale at teepublic.com/user/dcomintern. the shirts and sweatshirts run a little small so consider sizing up if you're concerned about that.

Much to Jane's dismay it's back to DCOMs this week with 2006's Cow Belles starring the Michalkas sisters as spoiled dairy heiresses. Chelsea and Jane talk about class conflict, Veronica Mars, and the Fox reality-comedy series The Simple Life. Chelsea also recently started watching Vanderpump Rules, so the end of the episode is all Vanderpump talk, something that will probably continue for the foreseeable future. Remember to check twitter.com/DCOMintern to submit your mailbag questions and voicemails. Also be sure rate/review/subscribe on iTunes. SYBABATV.

Better late than never! We go off of our usual beat for this one. After losing our last recording we successfully recorded an episode on the most important movie of the moment, Cats. Star podcast guest Cait Raft (@caitraft on everywhere, Celeb New Ride Home podcast, JackAM, This Podcast Is Self Care) joins us to break down every musical number and rate every featured cat, and find out what our Cats names are. Be sure to tell your friends about the show, and rate/review/subscribe on iTunes.

Our friend Stephanie is in the stu' to talk about the military propaganda DCOM that is Cadet Kelly starring Hillary Duff and Christine Carlson Romano. Spoiler, the movie is gay.

The bourbon is hittin' different as we come back from our bathroom/cigarette break to finish up our thoughts on Disney Star Wars. We debate Adam Driver's hotness, explain the Reylos' reactions to the end of the trilogy, talk about some gay shit, and refuse to forgive war crimes.

BONUS NON-DCOM EPISODE FOR THE HOLIDAYS! Chelsea and Jane sit down to work their way through a bottle of bourbon and their thoughts on Disney Star Wars. Chelsea tells us about all the times she cried during Rise of Skywalker. This is part one of a two part episode, so look out for the second part.

HO HO HO it's a Christmas episode! Jane and Chelsea opened a bottle of bourbon and talked about the 2001 Christmas DCOM 'Twas the Night starring Bryan Cranston. We talk about the holidays, scamming, class warfare, and find out how old Chelsea was when she stopped believing in Santa. Rate and review us on iTunes, tell your friends about the show, and look out for our bonus episodes this week on the Disney Star Wars movies!

It's just Chelsea and Jane on this week's episode where we discuss a detective story starring Lindsay Lohan as a fashion-obsessed teen journalist searching for her missing teacher across New York. We figure out if it's a piece of competent detective fiction or if it's as shitty as Lindsay Lohan's new fake accent, as well as answer a bunch of great mailbag questions. We're on iTunes now, so please rate and review the show. Send us mailbag questions on twitter @DCOMintern or leave us a voicemail at 651-243-1196.

We have our first ever guest, Cait Raft (JackAM, this Podcast Is Self Care, inventor of yellow), joins us to talk about the smash hit DCOM High School Musical, and tell us who the real protagonist of the movie is. We also get some juicy gossip on one of the stars and updates on where the some of the others are now, as well as answer our first batch of mailbag questions (including one from a certain famous German director). We were having so much fun that this episode ran a little long, but it's definitely worth every minute. Follow us on twitter.com/DCOMintern, and send us mailbag questions there or leave us a voicemail at 651-243-1196. Follow Cait twitter.com/caitraft

We made another one of these! This week we talk about rollerblading DCOM Brink! as well as what's fracturing Jane's psyche this week, selling out, throwing milkshakes at fascists, the one-armed drummer from Def Leppard, and more! Follow us on twitter @DCOMintern. We also now are open for mailbag questions about anything at all including next week's topic High School Musical, tweet them at us or email us at DCOMintern@gmail.com or leave a voicemail at 651-243-1196.

On the first episode of DCOMintern Jane and Chelsea talk beloved Disney Channel Original Movie Smart House, as well as their childhoods, the subprime mortgage crisis, volcels, artificial intelligence, and which characters wouldn't survive the revolution.