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The narrative shownotes for this episode were too long to post via normal channels. So if you're a show notes reader. Feel free to join the Jackam discord, locate the jackam-shownotes-archive channel, and read today's notes! Topics discussed on today's episode include: More Alter Ego, The Spooktacular Saturday Show, The Treats Have arrived, Notes From Van, and more! Airdate: 10/15/21 - https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1177407585 (edited)
Fuuuuuhriends! You know what I'm talking about, come on, don't bust balls, come on now.Today the Friendsmen welcome our friend Cam (@AnnaDelveyPP), affectionately known as ADPP. Cam is new to the show Friends, a blank slate. We practice immersion therapy by exposing him to as much of the Friends Televisiotronic Universe (FTU) as his brain can handle before he attacks us in a primal rage.I just invented a word, we need a word like 'Cinematic Universe', but for TV. I don't want to hear about it!!!Follow Cam on Twitter, Talk to him in the JackAM! DiscordFollow the Friendsmen.
The narrative shownotes for this episode were too long to post via normal channels. So if you're a show notes reader. Feel free to join the Jackam discord, locate the jackam-shownotes-archive channel, and read today's notes! Topics discussed on today's episode include: Katie Couric Tells All, Kingo Gets a Lexus, A Sip of Wien Won't Hurt Dog, The Death of Ozzy, A Visit from Sara June and more! Airdate: 10/04/21 - https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1167239380
The narrative shownotes for this episode were too long to post via normal channels. So if you're a show notes reader. Feel free to join the Jackam discord, locate the jackam-shownotes-archive channel, and read today's notes! Topics discussed on today's episode include: Raft, Infrastructure Year Continues, Awkwafina Controversy, Funko Pops and more! Airdate: 09/20/21 -https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1154185470(edited)
The narrative shownotes for this episode were too long to post via normal channels. So if you're a show notes reader. Feel free to join the Jackam discord, locate the jackam-shownotes-archive channel, and read today's notes! Topics discussed on today's episode include: Newsom Wins & Sucks, cab-Gab, Jack reads The Funny Papers, Comics and more! Airdate: 09/15/21 - https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1149437917
The narrative shownotes for this episode were too long to post via normal channels. So if you're a show notes reader. Feel free to join the Jackam discord! Just locate the jackam-shownotes-archive channel, and read today's notes! Topics Discussed on Today's episode include: MLK In Fortnite, A Chris Mann Premiere, Redeploying in Afghanistan, The Eviction Moratorium, Sara June, Notes From Van, and more! Airdate: 08/27/21 - https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1131031219(edited)
The narrative shownotes for this episode were too long to post via normal channels. So if you're a show notes reader. Feel free to join the Jackam discord, locate the jackam-shownotes-archive channel, and read today's notes! Topics discussed on this episode include: Kamala's Wacky Vietnam Trip, Cuomo Stripped of Emmy, Onlyfans Backtracks, One Perfect show and more! Airdate 08/25/21 - https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1129009375(edited)
In episode 970 Jack and Miles are joined by Hot And Rich Show, This Podcast Is Self-Care, and JackAM's Cait Raft to discuss the Tarantino and his mom, the current state of schools, Caitlyn Jenner, and more! FOOTNOTES: TDZ LIVE SHOW TICKETS! Tarantino won't give his mom money because she yelled at him as a child How are the schools doing? Caitlyn Jenner is running v serious campaign LISTEN: Yellowstar - No Genitals, Just Vibes Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com
The narrative shownotes for this episode were too long to post via normal channels. So if you're a show notes reader. Feel free to join the Jackam discord, locate the jackam-shownotes-archive channel, and read today's notes! Topics discussed on today's episode include: Mall Mondays, total Defeat in Afghanistan, America's Total Defeat At Covid and more! Airdate: 08/16/21 - https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1120008930
This week at the Silver Screen Video we are happy to have the very funny comedian, writer, and podcaster Jack Allison on the show. You can find Jack on the fantastic podcast Struggle Session and his AM twitch show JackAM!. With Jack we discuss the filmography of James Cameron. Hope you guys enjoy. Don't forget to check out our new Patreon to get access to The Silver Screen Video After Dark and more. Link is below for all our social media. https://linktr.ee/silverscreenvideo $3 Tier- Access to Silver Small Screen Video and Silver Screen Video After Dark $5 Tier- Access to Silver Small Screen Video $10 Tier- Access to both of the above tiers and you get to pick the film or film topic we discuss on an episode. Thanks for stopping by. Feel free to email at silverscreenvideopodcast@gmail.com with any comments or thoughts. Also be sure to follow us on Instagram @silverscreenvideopodcast or Twitter @SilverVideo --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/silverscreenvideo/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/silverscreenvideo/support
Jack Allison stood in front of the three large bay windows in the living area of an oceanfront condo, gazing out at sea. Behind him, a few feet off the ground, a small pinprick of blue suddenly materialized, like a dollop of blue paint daubed onto canvas by an invisible brush. The dollop soon began to change, first into a teardrop shape and then into an unstoppable swirl, the spirals which constituted the swirl continued to get looser and farther apart as more blue substance unspooled from the dollop's center. It wasn't long before the entire living area was filled with intrusive curves. After some time the swirling ceased and a monstrous blue spiral remained, frozen in mid-air like that of an uncoiled spring, and then suddenly, as if a switch were flipped, the spirals reversed themselves. They began to fold back in on one another and then finally into the center dollop. As each furl rotated back into the center, the dollop itself began to change, becoming more developed, sophisticated in size and shape until it was no longer a simple dollop, but a man. And when the last bit of blue had curved back into its altered origin, Van Robichaux was there on one knee in the space where the dollop had once been. He looked tired. His once Clear Blue colored suit had been sullied and stained to the hue of Royal Blue. There were rips and tears in both his clothing and his face, a stressed canvas framed by an unkempt beard. Ever the consummate professional, Van gave his spiel before he even got his bearings. “Thank You for using the JackAm Bug Tracker. How may I assist you in improving your JackAm show experience?” “Care for a drink, old friend?” Jack's voice, he hadn't turned away from the window. “You sound...tired.” Van nearly broke down then and there, the shock and pleasant surprise of meeting his dear friend like this was almost too much. “Tired?” Van chuckled, it sounded dry in his throat, drier than the Pinot Grigio Jack had swirling in a palmed glass. “Yeah, I'm tired Jack. I've stopped wars, saved marriages, helped loved ones find each other. Hell, I've…” Van forced some saliva down his rusted throat “Killed. All for the show, all for the viewers, all so they could enjoy their JackAm experience unhindered. No matter what was on that Bug-tracker ticket, I did it. Damn me to hell but I did it. No questions asked.” “And it's worked.” Said Jack, and he turned then, did so in a grand spin his arms outstretched gesturing to the opulence of the condo. “And it's worked so very well. The show has never made me more money, and it's all thanks to you, your tireless work, and your bug tracker.” Van smiled, and with that smile, his face returned to better days. “I'm grateful to hear those words, friend, but…” He looked around. “Why did you, of all people, create a ticket? It's your show. What could possibly be the bug?” “Can't you see it old friend?” asked Jack. “Your percentage of the profits. See, that's a problem for me.” And in an instant Jack had a pistol withdrawn from his waist and leveled at Van's face, his Pinot Grigio sloshing in the other hand. “The bug I'd like to report, old friend. Is you.” The gun went off. Topics discussed on today's episode include: CDC Says "No Thanks" to Pfizer Booster, Kamala's Central America Fact Sheet, Spelling Bee, The Ossimp Patrol, Notes From Van, and more!
The podcast is back and Cait has come out as nonbinary! Cait comes out to the chat as nonbinary and talks about their journey finding themself. Then, Jack and Cait take calls from friends in the JackAM community with their stories of coming out. Then, Jack gets show notes from producer Van Robichaux, and does a round of Jack The Vote with Chat Representative Bingengames. The great episode descriptions from EP ADPP come back next week!
In episode 898, Jack and Miles are joined by the Hot And Rich Show, This Podcast Is Self-Care, and JackAM's Cait Raft to discuss Republicans and their vaccine PR, Trump's rally plans, the Zoom effect, Joe Rogan and ethnical technology, Facebook's misinformation campaign, and more! FOOTNOTES: GOP Doctors’ Caucus Puts Out PSA Urging Constituents To Get COVID Vaccine Misinformation and flip-flopping from federal bureaucrats causing vaccine hesitancy 'Not an easy transition': Inside Trump's unconventional first months out of office US Plastic Surgeons Expect Boom in Procedures Below Zoom Line Joe Rogan spread anti-vaccine misinformation. Spotify's CEO is standing behind him Facebook’s A.I. Whiz Now Faces the Task of Cleaning It Up. Sometimes That Brings Him to Tears. How Facebook got addicted to spreading misinformation LISTEN: Born Jamericans • Send My Love Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com
Cait Raft (Hot and Rich, JackAM) joins us to discuss the bars and array of drink options at Disneyland. Featuring youthful hijinks, jug cocktails, and a hotel lobby horror. New Second Gate episode next week! Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide Listen to Podcast: The Ride Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST: THE RIDE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/podcast-the-ride PODCAST THE RIDE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/podcast-the-ride Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
the first ever nice to meet you-we sit down with Cait Raft (Hot and Rich, JackAM, TV writing, etc..) to talk about living like a celebrity in your own day to day, inventing the color yellow, the birth of her dog Kenny, and so much more. Check out everything Cait does (many shows, visual art, more) here: https://linktr.ee/caitraft Follow Cait: @caitraft Follow us: @megbunn @hhaarriissoonn hhaarriissoonn.com @goodtoseeyoupod @mindsugar666
It's here. The most requested Block Tale in the history of the show is finally here, as Jack Allison (JackAM, Struggle Session) joins the Blocked Boys to talk about the Hoarse Wisperer saga. We get all the gritty details from their initial dealings with each other to Jack finding out the anonymous centrist horse's real identity to the epic conclusion, where Jack raises $125k for Bernie Sanders under the guise of Mr. HW and then trademarks the Hoarse Wisperer title, forcing him to swap his Twitter handle. It's an online story for the ages and one built for this program, 95 episodes young. And we don't stop there, as we find time to talk about Denis Leary's Pumpkin Spice tweet, the Chris Evans mishap, John getting DMCA'ed, Jack impersonating a high school quarterback, and Stefan pays John $140 to watch a Badlands Chugs video. If you also like paying for the content you're dying to hear, you can head on over to https://patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every single month. We just released a mailbag with fan fave Lydia Burrell this past week, and this week, we'll have the video from our live show with Taylor Lorenz, where she introduces us to the world of TikTok on Cameo, and it's...very bad. Plus, we've got Episode 2 of BPD&D coming up later this month, and our Centennial Celebration happens in October too! You won't wanna miss out. Jack Allison is the host of the Twitch morning show JackAM and the podcast Struggle Session. You can follow him on Twitter at @JackAllisonLOL and on Twitch at https://twitch.tv/JackAM.
A cavalcade of guests help Justin break down the Kamala pick.- Gloria Young (Justin's mother, @globugyoung) is over the moon and will get a "Soul of the Nation" tattoo on her stomach like Tupac if she gets any more excited- Andrew Heaton (The Political Orphanage, @MightyHeaton) is pumped that it's not Elizabeth Warren but is also unsure of what Kamala stands for.- Jack Allison (Struggle Session, JackAM, @JackAllisonLOL) has lost all reason as a progressive to follow this election and has given in to cynical horserace coverage- Chad Prather (Chad Prather Show, @WatchChad) warns other Trump fans to not let their Kamala memes distract them from the issues- Michael Socolow (Media History Professor at University of Maine, @MichaelSocolow) believes this reaffirms Biden's glide path to the White House
His grasp pulled loose rock which tumbled down the cliff face thirty feet until bottom. The surprise made him unsteady, threw him off balance so that he had to dig in his feet and grasp the left hand-hold even tighter. His eyes frantically scanned his right side for another outcropping of rock and once he found one —breathed a sigh of relief as he steadied himself. “You will be tested” A woman's voice echoed in his head, soft and melodic, and in that instant he was back in court, kneeling before his Princess. “You shall enter the pit as a fuccboi..” Her voice said, “and rise...as a boyfriend.” The man shook away the memory and continued to climb, he had spent enough time down there in the pit, befriended some, angered many, but he wasn’t like his fellow fuccbois down below, he was different. He knew how to charm, how to impress parents, how to eat spaghetti and finish his meatballs at dinner, he was boyfriend material and knew it as surely as the dark clouds overhead meant that rain was not far off. As he continued his struggle upwards, from down below A fuccboi stood at the foot of the cliff face, staring up at him anxiously. “He’ll never make it” said another fuccboi who sidled up next to the observer, eyes tracking the same figure on the cliff. “Ain’t no fuccboi ever made it up Boyfriend Cliff in a thousand years” Topics Discussed on Today’s Episode of JackAm include: JackAC, BugCon 2020, More Plague Disney, Jack is X-Ceptional, Camping Sucks, Bari Weiss, and The Boyfriend Cliff. Episode Originally Aired 07/14/20 — VOD: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/679370842
Topics included on this episode of JackAm include: Coolness Hole, Tiki-Takking Away, Just Rooms, Culture Bores, Welcome Home! and Funky Jams! Topics included on this episode of JackAF include: Plague Disney! Episode Originally Aired 07/13/20 — VOD: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/678397591 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/678788933
Topics Discussed on Today's Episode of JackAm include: Cocaite, Titanic-Gamer, The End of America, Where in The World *was* Ghislaine Maxwell?, Barstool Sports: Still Racist, Shiti-Bank, and Le Epic Bacon! Topics Discussed on Today's Episode of JackAF include: The Dietz Nuts Cup! Episode(s) Originally aired 07/03/20 — VOD Link(s): https://www.twitch.tv/videos/668817096 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/669223553
A beautiful woman in a sheer bikini struts by two men on the beach. She holds a novel in one hand and a margarita glass in the other, large ice cubes tinkle with each step across sand. The sun shines and the woman’s smooth bronzed skin sparkles in response to countless beams of warm sun. It’s a clear day and the surf sighs repeatedly in the background. The two men lay on outstretched towels. They say nothing, but track her movement, her fluidity —grace. These were not hunters but awestruck children seeing fireworks for the first time. And In a flow of time that passed far too quickly, she was soon a distant star. Guy 1: *turns to Guy 2* “Did you see them things man!?” Guy 2: “Bruh, bruh! I couldn’t look away!” Guy 1: “Right!? I ain't never seen shit like that before!” *whistles* “Damn!!” Guy 2: “Bruh that shit was see-through, you could see everything!” Guy 1: *whistles* “And the shape!” Guy 2: “The shape though!” Guy 2: *shakes his head* “ They sure do make ‘em different out here don’t they?” Guy 1: “Pssht I know that's right, I ain't never seen ice cubes like that in all my life” Guy 2: “Clearest things I’ve ever seen. That ain’t no American ice” Guy 1: *shakes head*“I know thats right.” Topics Discussed on Today’s JackAm include: Cough-vfefe, Buffet’d To Black, The Jack of Us II, Sit Down Stand Ups, and Triggered! Topics Discussed on Today’s JackAF include: Ice! Episode Originally Aired 06/22/20 — Vod link: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/658161286 / https://www.twitch.tv/videos/658546982
Niner—niner this is ADPP the producer in the associates capacity of the auditory and visualistically-style engagement event known as JackAm, providing you with a written notary analysis of the auditory portion of today’s engagement event. I hope in an optimistic capacity that you as an auditorially engaged or soon to be auditorially engaged —and so forth, citizen of this here podcast, will as a result of prior engagement be inclined to proceed in a joyful manner due to certain kinetic entertainment value present in today's JackAm engagement event. Thank you citizen your attention —such as is valued.
we get everyone's favorite unlicensed medical practitioner Dr Fuzz (of the movies.edu.gov podcast and JackAM) to talk about the 2006 period piece Marie Antoinette and the time he sold a sex bench to Cara Delevingne. sorry this episode is out late, but not really.
Josie is going to be the next big magic superstar. We got a new box #fuckyouskype. We're joined with Celeb News Ride Home and JackAM's Cait Raft to talk celebrity memoirs and play "Real or Fake: Zoo or Boo Edition!" Featuring noted literary biologist Brian Brushwood.
Josie is going to be the next big magic superstar. We got a new box #fuckyouskype. We're joined with Celeb News Ride Home and JackAM's Cait Raft to talk celebrity memoirs and play "Real or Fake: Zoo or Boo Edition!" Featuring noted literary biologist Brian Brushwood.
Josie is going to be the next big magic superstar. We got a new box #fuckyouskype. We're joined with Celeb News Ride Home and JackAM's Cait Raft to talk celebrity memoirs and play "Real or Fake: Zoo or Boo Edition!" Featuring noted literary biologist Brian Brushwood.
This week, we're joined by Jack Allison of JackAM and Struggle Session to answer the question: "When's the right time to talk to YOUR kids about The Force?" We discuss the Star Wars Forces of Destiny children's web series, why and how kids have connected with Star Wars throughout the years, and what they can (and can't) learn from it. Jack on Twitter: https://twitter.com/jackallisonLOL/ JackAM: https://www.twitch.tv/jackam Struggle Session: https://www.patreon.com/strugglesession
Special guest Jack Allison, host of JackAM and Struggle Session, joins us to lament the truly awful 2008 flop ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO. Prepare to be blasted with a heavy load of Kevin Smith's weird sex hangups in this bizarre snapshot of late-00s comedy. Seriously, don't watch this movie. Watch JackAM: https://www.twitch.tv/jackam Listen to Struggle Session: https://soundcloud.com/strugglesesh Follow Jack on Twitter: https://twitter.com/jackallisonLOL
He woke to the far off bellows of thunder. He sat up right in short breaths and heard the marching waters above him, the pitter-patter of that which was heaven sent sliding off the shingles on his roof. Moonlight shone through parted shades and the windows were slick with wet, slick like the sweat in his hair, the damp cling to his nightshirt. Slick like an authentic Carrara marble tub with a golden faucet; Slick like the leather on a three-thousand-dollar bomber jacket —a gift from Hillary. Slick like the wax on a new luxury model Tesla charging in the garage. Slick like...well, himself no? I mean for chrissakes he was Tom Perez god damnit and he had every right to be. I mean hadn’t he gotten away with it? Wasn’t he currently *getting* away with it? Sure they stumbled a bit in Iowa, he would be the first to admit, but they were rusty back then —unorganized and in these past few weeks the game had changed, hadn’t it? It was all his now. He had it all figured out —all planned out, and so far sans Iowa—and even in that case he and the others slid out of the backlash none too worse for wear—he had done a good job, was *doing* a good job, so said Barack and what Barack said stuck, so why then did he feel so uneasy? Why then hadn’t that hole in his chest, that void-well of dark nothing, been closed? Slick...He was feeling slick alright, but slick in the wrong way, like the slime mold that rimmed the walls of his void-well heart, like oily sludge glistening on the sides of a sewage pipe. “Talk to me,” a voice. It was his wife's voice. She was awake beside him and rubbing his back. How long had she been doing that? “Another Nightmare?” she asked. And then he remembered. At that moment he recalled the reason for all of this, why he was awake and in his thoughts in the middle of a thunderstorm, cold with sweat and being consoled by a sleepy wife: It was the dream. Tom shivered because what was once the innocent patter of rain from above, was now the thundering rush of some demented laugh track, where the laughs were not laughs at all but feverish, audible licks of madness. Tom tried to swallow in his not-so-slick-now mouth. “It was different…” He said, “I felt... I felt a great disturbance in the DNC. It was as if millions of youth voters cried out in rage, and were suddenly...Jokerfied.” Tom’s wife said nothing, she continued to rub his back and wondered if there was anything she *could* say. Outside the rain continued to pour. Today’s topics include: Hell, Biden Draw A Clock Challenge, W-woman Nationalists, A Dirty Bathroom Is Misogyny and DBZ Kakarot! VOD Link here: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/561779679 Buy JackAM merch: https://jackam.tv/shop/ Donate to JackAM!: https://streamelements.com/jackam/tip
“Welcome back Jack...” A man's voice squawked through the intercom, addressing a man suspended. The voice belonged to an owner most likely on the observer’s side of the one-way glass, that dominated the east wall of the room, and the many hoses, wires and tubes that snaked out of the westward wall belonged, at least for now, to the naked man they held suspended in air, a feat made possible by their tightly secured connections to the various silver ports and raised nodules present on the naked mans skin. “It’s been a long time..” the voice from the intercom continued and barked out a forked tongue of feedback mixed with laughter. “Don’t be alarmed Jack, you’re in good hands. Your memories are probably a little hazy right now, but don’t overreact. All you need to know for now is that you suffered a bit of an...accident in Nevada. That’s where *we* came in, myself and my associates. We took...care of you Jack, made sure you were rebuilt. You should find now that you’ve been outfitted with the best cybernetic augments money can buy: as a poster, streamer, podcaster, and serious-writer-guy, you’ll find your abilities now honed to the keenest possible edge, so take heed and don’t cut yourself Jack..” The same squawk-and-laugh from earlier returned, but was cut mercifully short, by the entrance of a new voice, a pleasant one —female, who said, “well now, looks like there’s work to be done...let’s get you out of those,” and with the unmistakable hiss of depressurization, all of the equipment that held the man in the air detached themselves. He fell fast but caught himself in a crouched landing, while several tubes overhead jittered about spraying down ghostly jets of C02. “Readings are good Jack.” The voice said. “ Now let's check your tracking... Using the left analog stick, follow the green light around the room..” A few moments pass. “Good!” She said, “now let’s check your mobility augments. Using the right analog stick, go to the corner marked on your heads-up-display.” The voice waited patiently and then continued. “Not bad! Next press the X button to interact with that streaming deck on the desk over there, I’ll mark it on your heads-up-display.” The voice remained patient and then said eventually, “You’re doing great Jack! Pressing the X button on highlighted objects will always allow you to interact with them. Well then, let’s engage in a test stream before we send you out in the field eh? Always remember that when streaming you lose HP & MP at a constant rate. You’re still a little exhausted from the surgery, so go easy. I didn’t build you up just so you’d break yourself down again, so lets only put in an hour for now. Press the start button to begin!” Topics Discussed on Today’s Episode Include: Jack & Cait’s Vegas Adventure, Lyin Liz, Iger Out, and Who’s Running! VOD link for this episode here: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/558198971 Buy JackAM merch: https://jackam.tv/shop/ Donate to JackAM!: https://streamelements.com/jackam/tip
Bloomberg addressed his gathered men, a neat row of quivering thumbtacks. One had stepped forward, leaving a gap in the line. This man was sweaty and his Adam's apple wriggled and shook as if attempting escape. “Y-yes sir.” Stammered the man who stared straight ahead. “The Bros..” Mused Bloomberg who began to pace up and down the line of men, hands clasped behind his back. “Do I have that right? That the largest, most ambitious, well-funded, elite, online, posting-coalition in the history of American electoral politics, is being beaten by a group of—and what’d you call them—’Bernie..Bros?’” The man’s Adam’s apple did more wriggling before he nodded. “The Bro’s..” Bloomberg said once more and continued to pace, this time nodding his head as if agreeing with something. Without warning he stopped pacing, the last clomp-clomp of his shoes were simultaneous and similar in cadence to his next words: “The Bros!” He exclaimed, and as he said this, he looked out at the line of gathered men for what seemed a full minute, before breaking out into full-throated laughter. At this display, a light bubble of uncertain, humorless chuckles rose up from the line of uneasy men. Bloomberg took no heed of them as he was consumed by his laughter. After several moments he sought refuge from his mirth by taking in sharp lungfuls of air, “The Bros!” He said again before launching into another laughing fit. Following his lead, a few men began to laugh more heartily, faking at first, until the whole room was laughing, and before long the line of cowering men had broken into a joyous circle of good-natured elbows, back-slappings, and various utterances of “The Bro’s!”, before fresh gales of laughter. With tears streaming down his face Bloomberg made a gesture and pointed to the floor in front of him. An aid quickly set down a step stool in that spot and scurried away. Bloomberg stepped onto the stool, and became average height. He surveyed the crowd of men before him for a moment and then said, “The Bros..”, but no one could hear him over the commotion. Bloomberg then cleared his throat and shouted, “I WANT THEM DEAD!” At once the room went quiet, all eyes were on the man who now met them at eye-level. “Well?” Bloomberg rasped, “What do I pay you for go out there and --BURY THEM!” The gathered men scattered to the exits. “Not you!” Bloomberg said, pointing at a man halfway toward the exit. “Video guy? You’re with me.” Today’s Topics Include: Filthyroom AM, Chinedu-Theories, Who’s Running, and How Bloomberg Bought The Dems! Monday 02/17/20 - VOD link for this episode here: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/553440892 Buy JackAM merch: https://jackam.tv/shop/ Donate to JackAM!: https://streamelements.com/jackam/tip
Look I don’t know much about anything but if I were a countin’ man, I’d say that I know about two things max: 1.) That I would like to make out with Caroline Calloway. —and— 2.) That Big Dick Bernie Motherfucking Sanders just won the New Hampshire primary!!! Today's topics include: Quick Start Day, Bi For the Clout, Bloomberg Employees, Cait Pops Off, Trump Is Batman, Caroline Calloway Quits Twitter and Who The Hell is Running? Episode originally aired live on Twitch on Wednesday 02/12/20 - VOD link for this episode here: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/550824605 Donate to Big Dick Bernie Sanders!: www.hoarsewisperer.com Buy JackAM merch: https://jackam.tv/shop/ Donate to JackAM!: https://streamelements.com/jackam/tip
You’re sick of his shit, and you lose yourself in the rhythm of packing your bags. Folded shirts upon folded pants, you pound the percussive beat of emancipation into your duffel. No more, no more, thrums the chorus in your head, thoughts from a mind as clear as your tear-welled sight. Another zipper sings it’s way shut and you start to look around for a new bag —a new verse, but just then the front door opens, It’s him. Your vision clears slightly, but only because the tears are falling freely. You tell him “No,” that you’re “—not going through “this again,” that when he abandoned you last night for an impromptu Six Flags trip with “the boys”, that it was the last straw. He can tell you’re upset, but still manages to tell you all the things that you loathe to hear: not to ”be like that”, that he “still cares”, that he only left because the “vibes were just like, all wrong last night.” You turn away from him and and start to pack. He buzzes in your ear. He knows he fucked up and he’ll do better, just let him “make it up to you,” he swears that he can. You stop and ask him how. “A three hour show!” He tells you, and you resume packing. “And a Jack The Vote!” You stop packing and stare at him. ”A-and a CaitPaint?” He adds. You continue to stare, but consider his proposal. He squirms under your gaze. “Well. It’s a start..” You reply. Topics Discussed On Today's Episode include: Six Flags Recap, Mitch Live, Vibe-in-times Day, Joe on the View, Who’s Running?, Jameela Jamil, Regina Loses Her mind, Mike Birbigbrainlia, Sonic and Troy Price! Episode originally aired live on Twitch on Friday 02/14/20 - VOD link for this episode here: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/551998656 Buy JackAM merch: https://jackam.tv/shop/ Donate to JackAM!: https://streamelements.com/jackam/tip
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Fuck Pete Buttigieg. Fuck the DNC. That's it. That’s the show note. Topics Discussed on Today’s Show: GamerCait, Baby Grinch vs. Yoda, Dr.Fuzz is a Butt-Bro(WTF!!?), Mayor Cheat, and Wednesday Bannon! VOD Link 02/04/20: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/546703231 Buy JackAM merch: https://jackam.tv/shop/ Donate to JackAM!: https://streamelements.com/jackam/tip
Cait no longer knew her husband. She understood this but what she couldn’t quite comprehend was the fear. He was scary, this man —surely. This “serious writer guy”, as he called himself these days, but was it really this new self-entitlement and the accompanied strange behavior that made her so frightened, or was it the speed with which the man she’d loved, had so effortlessly slipped into the role of the stranger? A chill swept through Cait’s husband’s computer room and reached her in the doorway, she rubbed her exposed arms. Cait noticed that the window was open, and although she was instructed to never —ever, enter Jack’s computer room without him present, she stepped boldly into the room and closed the window shut. Jack’s computer was on, she noticed this by the white glow of the monitor. “I’m a serious writer guy now, and I'm working on a very important article...” Jacks voice from several weeks ago echoed across Cait’s memory. As far as she knew, Jack was still working on the article, as she had stopped inquiring about his progress after their last shouting match, an argument that Cait considered to be the starting point of his personality shift. ”It’ll be done when it’s done!” She can remember him screaming, “so quit fucking asking me!” Cait took a peek at the monitor and noticed that the word processing program was still up, Jack must have been working on his article! In a matter of seconds curiosity had overtaken Cait, and she soon had the computer mouse in hand. As she scrolled through the text, Cait’s mouth dropped open and her eyes grew wide as the coiling mass of fear took hold in her stomach, and metastasized to other parts of her body. She couldn’t believe it, page-after-page, line-after-line it was all the same, the same phrase repeated endlessly on screen: “All show and no play, makes Jack a Candy-Boy.” Cait couldn’t tear her eyes away from the monitor, and they were trapped in place as she backed away from the printed rows of a diseased mind. “Do you like it?” Said Jack from the doorway, and Cait screamed. Topics on today’s show include: Che-dy aftermath, Serious Writer Guy, Birdbox Am, “This mf said Cat”, But Her Emails, and The CoronaVirus! VOD link for this episode here: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/540519836 Buy JackAM merch: https://jackam.tv/shop/ Donate to JackAM!: https://streamelements.com/jackam/tip
You’re at work. Your phone buzzes and the display flashes on. It’s a text from your significant other. Using strategic angles to hide your dirty-doings on company time, you text with your S.O. As you do this you are struck by something “off” in their replies —more emojis: winky faces, smoochy faces, heart eyes, the frequency and volume to which these sigils propagate before your very eyes alarms you. Your partner is hinting at something, but what? Birthday? —No. Date-night? —No. Horny? —maybe...but no. Anniversary? —Fuck...Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck you’re screwed. It’s over, done. Payday isn’t for another week and you’ve spent your last dime on the membership renewal of your ‘Webmaster Tools CC’ subscription. Fuck. With one breath in and one breath out, you mount the bucking mechanical bull that is your roiling insides.You tell yourself to keep calm and “handle it”, so you text your S.O that your supervisor is nearby and you’ll see them tonight —winky face. You then take your phone off of wifi (you’ve been burned before) and run a Google search for “anniversary gifts by the year”, you tap on the first result and the page loads. Things such as, “The Stone Anniversary, The Paper Anniversary, The Wood Anniversary, etc ” fall in and out of your focus as you scan through the list to find your year. In no time your quarry falls under your finger. You absentmindedly tap on the text, highlighting and unhilighting it as you lose yourself in relief. You let out a slight laugh, for fortune has looked kindly on you today. You lift your finger to reveal that your year is the, “The Podcasting Anniversary”, and with a conscience as light as a feather, you print out the podcast link of today’s episode of JackamFM and print it out—show notes and all— and place it in a supermarket-bought anniversary card. On your way home you stop to pick up some chocolates, and surprise your lover with the bounty. Your partner is ecstatic, and after the two of you listen to the whole episode together, you get down to having some: uncouth, stinky, sweaty, nasty, yucky, down-right-rude, sex. And all is well. Today’s topics include: Jack & Cait European Dopplegangers, Wedding Talk, and The Never Bernies! VOD link for this episode here: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/542644454 Buy JackAM merch: https://jackam.tv/shop/ Donate to JackAM!: https://streamelements.com/jackam/tip
My name is Frances Marione and I’m dead...well, sort of. You see, while my body has long since decayed to dust, and I’m never again to know the pleasures or depreciations of the flesh. I’m well..i’m still here: I think, I reason, I see —hear, just as often and as well as any of you who still draw breath. Aside from the obvious, the main difference between the living, and the somewhat-mostly-dead, is that we are unable to, “affect” the physical world, or at least, affect it with the ease and magnitude of a living person. This means that those like me are more-or-less, invisible, inaudible and...incorporeal. Only under very special circumstances is this not the rule, and if I may be quite frank, “living” forever in this state is quite dreadfully boring though, I suppose it’s not all completely bad however, as over the years I have had more free time to learn many things, some interesting and grand, others not so much, and it was through this, my “post-breath” education —we’ll call it— that I have become acquainted with the fact that during my alive years I was what was known in the spirit world as, “an accomplished creator” —A being of untold creative power. An accomplished creator is such an immensely powerful creature in fact, that reality allows only for one such being to live in the universe at any given time. Such a power does not go unnoticed it seems, as I've discovered the truth about myself, that from an accomplished creator’s first breath, their power makes them a beacon for all sorts of invisible psychic parasites that feed off of the accomplished creator’s powers, and weaken their bodies and minds until death. It’s what happened to me..it’s how I died, being feasted upon by those things, and I'll be cast into the scorching depths before I let it happen to someone else you see! For the next accomplished creator has already been chosen, soon to be born, and I shall be there by her side, as the top of her sweet head crests her mothers womb, to guide her, protect her, watch over her...It is said that her name is to be Cait Raft, heard of her? —well of course not! But you will... Topics discussed on today’s episode include: Darth Allison The Online, Sanders Oppo dump, Frances Marione, Hillary Gump, What if Snapchat Existed During the Holocaust? And Movie talk! VOD link for this episode here: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/543128057 Buy JackAM merch: https://jackam.tv/shop/ Donate to JackAM!: https://streamelements.com/jackam/tip
Somewhere in Florida… inside of a packed coffee shop, an old man faced down a cashier making minimum wage. “Now listen here missy!” The old man raved, “ I don’t care about what time it is, i’m a damn senior and I want my coffee at the damn senior rate! I—” With the mans mouth open and poised to continue, he abruptly stopped speaking and his face turned from red-fury to white-shock, for a besuited young man in dark glasses had stepped up behind him. The suited man leaned in and whispered something into the old man's ear, after which he handed him a white slip of paper before leaving. “S.O.S” the paper read, and without another word to the cashier, the old man left the coffee shop with trembling hands. Somewhere in an assisted living facility...two old men were sitting in rocking chairs. They were covered in crocheted blankets, and yelling at the game show rerun being broadcasted on the television set. They each looked up when the nurse came into the room carrying their two trays of food (grits and orange juice), and after they had each paid their daily “compliments” to the nurse about her comely figure (and finished waxing on about what they would do if they were, “thirty years younger'') the pair surveyed their food trays to find one slip of paper sticking out underneath each glass of orange juice. “S.O.S” the notes read. The two men looked at each other with wide-eyed and then nodded. Somewhere in a warehouse... a grouping of old men —S.O.S papers in hand— gathered, each exhibiting various signs of old age. They spoke amongst themselves for a time, as for many of them it’s been years —decades even, since they’ve last seen each other, no not since they were collective members of “that” gang, the one that went by the name of...—the sound of a VHS tape being slid into action cut short the din of reminiscence and good-humor, and the decrepit men —all business now— crowded around the tube television in the center of the room. Soon their old pal Joe Biden appeared on screen to some cheers. Good old pre-recorded Uncle Joe welcomed the gathered men and reminded them of his run for president. “But I can’t do it alone—” Joe said, “the Barac —uh, Bah, uh...Bide —Bernie Bros are slandering me online. This is crucial, I need this, I need you…” Joe stumbled through the rest of his address, explaining that the online Bernie Bros were “attacking” him on the internet, and that he needed an online army of his own to protect his integrity, and that he couldn’t think of a better rogues gallery for the job than the men he gathered today, the ones feared in times past as the blood curdling, take-no-prisoners collective known as, “The Boost-Up Boys.” It was up to them, Joe insisted, to unite and put the, “brainwashed Commie striplings” in their place. “Should you accept…”, Joe concluded, “please retrieve the America Online 30-day trial compact records —er, uh, disks taped to the bottom of you chairs. You’re gonna need those to use the iPad for the online. Ask your —help, uh, get your grandkids for help, to help you with this. Thank you my friends, and godspeed....” Topics on today’s episode include: Tech Talk, Let Your Heroes Suck, and Biden Bros! VOD link for this episode:https://www.twitch.tv/videos/543626151 Buy JackAM merch: https://jackam.tv/shop/ Donate to JackAM!: https://streamelements.com/jackam/tip
Mr. Bad Audio reared his ugly head on me. I have bad audio! I admit it! From now on I will be recording in the JackAM studios. ShakenBakey and I talk about the movie Underwater and video game movies.
Like a falling star Jack Allison is hurtling towards the earth at great speed. He barely has time to register the whistling of his own slipstream before the sound and bodily consequence of impact overwhelms his senses. He crashes through the roof above his living room, leaving a gaping hole, through which enters a second falling star, this one appearing to have more control over its velocity. Jacks hits a couch upon unceremonious entry, bounces off of it and lands sprawled on the floor. The second falling star stops it’s motion and hovers slightly just a few feet off of the ground. This second falling star appears to be a man. It has man-like form and features, or more specifically, Jack-like form and features. If one were to have given the breath of life to a film negative of Jack Allison, it would look exactly like the thing floating in his living room. The thing chuckles at Jack and says, “You’re not going anywhere..” Jack’s limbs wobble and shake as he attempts to get to his feet. He’s bruised all over and bleeding at the knuckles. “You’re wrong Depreshiin” Jack croaks, his legs unsteady. He wipes away the blood that trickles from the corner of his mouth and says, “I’m going to go outside, I'm going to see my friends and you can’t stop me, because that’s my streamer way!” Depreshiin laughs once more, “Poor, little Jack. Why don’t you surrender? You are beaten, you will never be able to best me.” Jack smiles with blood stained teeth. “That's what you think.” He says and balls his hands into fists, “HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!....” Jack lets loose a battle cry from the depths of his throat, and power crackles around the room, the air is thick with the heady scent of pure energy. “What are you!—” exclaims Depreshiin, “What is the meaning of this!?” “....AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!..” Jack continues his wail, his muscles bulge and rapidly increase in size and dimension, while his veins grow ever more pronounced, appearing as thick as vines. “...HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Jack roars and a blinding flash envelopes the room. Depreshiin raises both hands to shield himself from the blinding flare, and the light disappears as quickly as it had come. In the place of its brilliance hovers a creature Depreshiin had heard tale of, but never seen. “I-I-Impossible” He whimpers, “SSRI-2!!? But how? They-they said it was...impossible!” “Heh...I told you didn’t I?” Says the new being, who’s every word makes Depreshiin flinch. “I'm going outside, and you can’t stop me.” Topics discussed in today's episode include: Cait’s Media Cleanse, Jack’s An Important Writer Now, Quibi Quatchup (Slurpfam edition), Tulsi vs. Hillary, Tech Talk, Jack Hour Show and Uh-Oh No show! Episode originally aired live on Twitch on Wednesday 01/22/20 - VOD link for this episode here: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/540019399 Subscribe to Celeb News Ride Home!: https://www.ridehome.info/podcast/celeb-news-ride-home/ Buy JackAM merch: https://jackam.tv/shop/ Donate to JackAM!: https://streamelements.com/jackam/tip
Cait Raft stood in a firing stance on the roof of an apartment complex, the wind whipping her fabulous hair as she held the cold steel of a 9mm pistol in both palms. From a birds eye, she appeared as a flipper from a pinball machine, pivoting as she had been from left to right and vice versa. There were no rhymes to these movements, no distinct patterns or elegance, they were erratic, born of fear from the slow advancing of the two targets in front of her, the twin causes to her effect. Cait pivoted to her right and aimed down the sights at the familiar face and form of her good friend Molly Lambert (@mollylambert on twitter, host of podcast @nightcallpod). Molly held her hands up in surrender as she walked. Cait pivoted to her left. In her sights this time was a second Molly Lambert, identical in every way: same face, same body, same clothing. “It’s me Cait.” Said the Molly to her left, “‘I’m Molly Lambert, i’m your real friend” “Don’t listen to her Cait.” Said the Molly on her right, “I’m the real Molly Lambert, she’s a fake!” Cait’s vision swam as her eyes filled with tears, and some distant disassociated part of herself thought that it was fitting, for her vision to be just as hazy and unclear as was her mind. “Me!” Shouted a Molly “No me!” Shouted the other Molly. The pair continued like this for several moments until Cait could no longer take it. “No more fake friends in 2020!” Cait shouted and squeezed the trigger. Birds scattered at the crack of sound, and in its wake came silence. Topics discussed on today’s episode include: Fake Friend Update, The Lord of The Rings cover band power hour, and Where’s Ghislaine? with @MollyLambert! Episode originally aired live on Twitch on Thursday 01/16/20 - VOD link for this episode here: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/536876176 Subscribe to Celeb News Ride Home:https://www.ridehome.info/podcast/celeb-news-ride-home/ Buy JackAM merch: https://jackam.tv/shop/ Donate to JackAM!: https://streamelements.com/jackam/tip
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