Dr Sandman PhD

Warning: This weeks episode includes a very visceral noun that some people might find carnally upsetting... This go around the dream golf course features a man who is way too into clocks, a visit to the Queen, a brief sojourn under the bed of Don Scorleone, and an anime convention

WELL. We're trying some new stuff this time gang (because we can't do the old stuff anymore), so bear with some rust on the ol' bones. In this episode, we find ourselves locked in a life or death struggle over about...two million pounds worth of back-dated lunch money, and we invent an extremely niche new kink for the modern era.

This episode contains some...challengingly explicit content. You have been warned. On this episode of Dr Sandman, we invent a cheery(?) new floor cleaning product, we take you on a whistle-stop tour of a surprisingly luxurious Siberian concentration camp, and we are visited once again by the dark spectre of an erotic dream the likes of which the world has never seen before, and will never want to again.

UwU Hewwow We're back for another episode of Dr Sandman PhD! This time, we discuss the possible future spinoff for our classic bit "Yorkshire Tales of the Unexpected", we analyse a very penetrative metaphor, and we add a new classic character to the roster in East London's own drug kingpin in the making: Del Chapo.

Welcome back to another episode of Dr Sandman PhD: don't worry, we're as surprised as you are. This time, we talk about the dark parasite that has taken over the indie music scene, and we invent a horrible new mascot for Hellmans, and teach it to kill. Post recording redaction from Dave: Adam Levine does not have Pectus Excavatum. I have no idea who I was thinking of...

This week's episode contains one (1) extra special editing snafu. Welcome back, my gentle dream lobsters. This episode brings you an important correction, all the information you'll ever need about Grover from Sesame Street's Digivolutions, and the still living severed upper torso of the WWE's favourite funerary ghoul.

It has been a minute since we last brought you a bevvy of heavy dream based comedy, hasn't it? Well, we're back -- and this time, we discuss the true psychic might of Uri Geller, we accidentally namedrop an unmentionable sex-move, and we encourage a new movement of body positivity in the Greek style. Additional sounds this episode provided by Kevin Macleod.

Welcome back to another episode of Dr Sandman PhD! This week, we find out who would win in a Battle Royale between various celebrity largem'n, and Zakk takes the absolute wildest tangent this, or any other podcast, has ever had the audacity to veer into. Additional sound work this episode provided by Daniel Simion, and Anthony Ferguson.

We're back! It's the month of love, and in this week's episode we talk about how Zakk hasn't pissed himself since he was sixteen, Machine Gun Kelly's crippling brain disease, and Seth Rogan's collection of very expensive gis.

It's been a minute, but we're back with more steamy dream action. This week, we ask truly important questions like: Is there a heaven for Ian Beales? What if the cast of the Inbetweeners were beaten into paste by the Beast King? And, perhaps most importantly of all, what if Hermann Goering was a polyglot?

This week we explore the power of nominative determinism with the world's strongest half man/half lion/half jeep, and we get VERY distracted, again.

This week brings us to the very precipice, the bleeding edge of progressive rock, as we uncover King Crimson's lost album "In the Court of the Fungus King", and we throw a LOT of spaghetti at the wall as we dust off another dream from our level 9000 dream master.

In this week's episode, we confront an audio hellscape with the ghost of Amelia Earhart, and take a trip to Professor Xavier's Carnival for Wayward Ham Accidents. (Warning, may contain extra special T-shirt give away)

This week, we discuss the zaniest possible timeline, the cyclopean nature of Mr Bean and his four smol friends, and Zakk reveals some of the dark rituals of the cult of Yorkshire.

This week, we talk about how we're both secretly Dr Dolittle, we announce the most exciting line up Coachella has ever had, and we finally nail down what exactly is in a Full English. Sweet dreams!

It's been a grip, but our boys are back and Shrekker than ever. This time, we invent the Tony Tony Toe Tap Toe Tony Tony Torture, and speculate on what is truly the most unnecessarily ambitious crossover in this history of time.

Take a trip with us this week to sunny Costa del Sand, home of the haunting Üwawei bird, as we sing you the siren song of the shouty butcher man, discuss Desperate Dan's pie eating prowess, and introduce the hottest new hairstyle: the suicide skullet.

In this super special episode, we bring a full coven of dark dream sorcerers in to divine meaning from the entrails of your sleep shame. This week, we hear all about the WORST version of Splash Mountain humanly possible, and we write you out a prescription for some extra special medicine!

This week, we discuss what it would be like to start a cult in the field behind a Tescos, we ask who would win in a battle of wits between Pete Wentz and Abraham Lincoln, and we finally answer the age old question: "What is the most outrageous power move in American political history?"

This week, Dave drops a tiny gong, Zakk invents a bicycle made of rats, and Kriss Akabusi gets a career relaunch.

This week, we discuss the Daimyo of Holmfirth, why you should NEVER bring children to a Phil Colins concert, and how to respect "the robots".

In this episode, the boys discuss living by the Micky Rourke 5% Lean Mince Meat diet, and the greatest superhero crossover event of all time.