Engineers with Sass

Today we discuss: Vaccines, anal sex, and types of porn BAM

Today we discuss the first 10 Laws of Power by Robert Greene.

Today we discuss boundaries, Me too, and Ketamine.

Today we discuss the art of seduction, looking at Robert Green's 9 different characteristics.

Signs your relationship is over!!!!! Instagram.com.

Today I (Tanya) talk about signs you suck at sex. Sorry this was so short.

Today we discuss different types of sexuality, there are a lot, did you know??And we discuss the 12 story building in Florida that collapsed!Follow---> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

Today we interviewed Phil and had a great interview!We talked about gift giving, Lily wants her BF to give her at least $1,000 in gifts for her bday.We also discuss other love languages.Follow US or else --> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

Are we just not as hot as we were when we were 16 or is this a societal thing?Also, Lily's mom let a homeless man move-in.Today we talk about weird interactionsFollow---> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

Today we talk about if it's okay to move into an apartment with your ex if it will lower the rent. We also discuss failing the PE :( Follow us on IG --> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

Today we talk about independence and losing this independence in a relationship.

Today we talked about attachment styles and how childhood trauma can lead to certain attachment styles.

also how to tell if they're cheating and massacres. 

Some of the stuff includes:Follow everyone they followed on IG…. Commented on their picture.Ex fucked his business partner.Check on WhatsApp to see when they were last activeChanged their name to my google voice number online and texted myself.Made a fake tinder profile with picsCalled her work pretending to be someone else to deliver lunchStar *69, plus I was getting a lot of calls from unknown numbers 

Today we talk about going on a trip with your SO.Follow --> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

Today we talk about settling in relationships and friends, join is!

Today we are featured by 2 guests: How do you know if you want to be serious with someone?Define being too clingy?One on one vacations, how often? Read flag if SO always invites friends?How often should you spend with your SO? Everyday, how many weekends?Would you move in with your SO? When?Do you want to get married?In all of your serious relationships, did you know it was going to end eventually or did you think you'd get married?How long does the honeymoon period last?Do you like to cuddle? How many hours?Do you agree with: Men are like rubber bands and women are like ocean waves? Men will bolt when their independence is compromised, women will emotionally sink into themselves.

What's the best dating app these days anyways? What does the higher end of these things looks like?

What makes a relationship serious and what actions can speak louder than words.

What the fuck is being clingy? and like am I just because I happen to call who ever my SO is around when they don't answer.. 

Today we talked about lying about orgasms. Specially, not just women but men too. What does it do for your relationship?

Ghosting is the most underrated thing! Not everyone is entitled to your time and response- that's correct- even if you went on like 3 dates or had sex. If you want a response then just don't be annoying in the first place! XOXO -Lily

Today we discuss sex cults. LISTEN ;) :) :D

Today we interview Kyle, aka Mr. Technical Difficult.Some questions include:Do you need to go to college to be successful in 2021? Is college a scam?Is education a scam?How should one invest their money? Stock market?Does the honeymoon period end after first fight of certain amount of time together?You can be a fuckboy to one person but not another?Is it rude for your partner to like their exes Instagram post?What's worse: your partner keeping nudes of their ex or following and liking IG models pics?When is it ok (if ever) to ask your partner how much they make? How many of your videos are scripted ? Ie, there's one on your IG of you almost falling of a sledding hillWho enjoys dirty talk more? Men or women?Is it a bad sign if you think you're smarter than your partner? Are you smarter than your partner? Kyle, are you smarter than your business partners?When did you know she was the one/decided to propose Do you believe in hall passes, what if you got one no strings attachedDo you wanna fuck most women you seeAre you romantic? Are all guys romantic? Are there always reachers/ settlers in relationships?If you and your partner run out of things to talk about is the relationship dying?Who would you rather be the crazy one in your relationship? You or them?Who mentions exs more? Men or women?Have you and your wife ever almost gotten divorced?

Today we met with Anthony Wilson from tcp_pod and had a dope interview where he spilled men's greatest secrets ;)

Today we have many questions such as: Do you have sex on a first date? Should ex's still follow each other on IG? Grab coffee with your ex if you're in a relationship? Tell your significant other you don't like their best friend? AND SO MUCH MORE!Follow ---> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

Today we talk about billable hours. Listen and leave some comments!Follow us on IG --> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

Today we interviewed the amazing Joey Juice. We discuss podcasting, shitting on people, and how honest Joey is about his penis size (No exact measurements are given, sad day :( ) Follow his IG --> www.instagram.com/thejuiceboxxpodcast

Today we talk about new years resolutions and AVOIDING COVID! wow :)

Today we discuss how to be single,  dangly objects (aka balls) in our mouths, how sad Lily feels alone, other people we've thought about while having sex. Follow us on IG --> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

Today we recorded with Feelinluckypod. We had a blast! Follow them --> www.instagram.com/feelinluckypodFollow us --> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

Today we discuss zodiac signs, Lily's a leo and Tanya's an Aries and we're super compatible. Follow--> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

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36 questions to fall in love with Lily. Tune in to listen to some insightful questions that will make you drop on your knees and fall in love with Lily ;).Follow ---> www.instagram.com/engineerswhofuck

What is different between a friendship and a relationship? We also digress and discuss why Lululemon sucks, how Lily's boyfriend ate a 5-gallon container of cheesy balls for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and how to secretly store nudes on your phone. Follow---> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

Today we discuss how to make somebody sexually attracted to you. We also discuss some Tinder hacks.Follow---> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

We discuss fighting today.... and Halloween stories. How do you fight fairly?!Follow ---> www.instagram.com/engineerswhofuck

Today we discuss politics! Listen to this episode :) We are open to all opinions. We mostly discuss the debates.Follow--> www.instagram.com/engineerswhofuck

Today we talk about orgies, specifically discussing; furries and sex parties and other kinky topics. ;)Follow --> www.instagram.com/engineerswhofuckIt's our 33rd episode friends :)

Today we talk about standards we have for men. Lily and Tanya's standards are quite different, clearly. Some include:Says that he liked me better asleep.Cannot play board games religiously - past guy I was seeing played it like 3 times a week.Can't be passive aggressive - email roommates about an issue.Cant be too materialistic.Can't be super mean or gossipy .Can't play video games too much, needs to be ACTIVE.Can't complain too much about physical discomfort .Can't be too whiney.Has to laugh at my jokes.Refuses to add me on social media.

Today we discuss different forms of birth control. Abstaining from sex is 100% effective, which includes: kissing, talking, anal, and oral sex. Some other methods include: the vaginal ring, patch, the pill, condoms, female condoms, sponges, spermicide, diagrams, cervical caps, the pull-out method, vasectomy, getting your tubes tide, and a few others. We talk about methods we've used.Follow us on IG --> www.instagram.com/engineerswhofuck31st episode 

Today we discuss sexting tips. Some bad ones include, "I'll grab your fantastic ass" and "your wonderful boobs." Follow --> www.instagram.com/engineerswhofuck

This week's episode is about How Covid Has Changed Dating. A few things that we discuss today are virtual dating, juggling multiple girls in the middle of a pandemic, dodging a kiss, and the screening process we now go through to date. Our good friend Lenny's luck on dating apps has skyrocketed during the pandemic, where his matches on OkCupid and Tinder have increased from 4 to 20 per week. Lenny recently had a 32 year old beg him to take her virginity and a hookup Venmo him $60 for Plan B when they didn't have unprotected sex. Our other friend has done very well on the dating apps, where on Friday night he had sex with a girl 4 times and on Saturday during a beach date he had sex with a different girl. Our other friend dodged a kiss because she felt worried about Covid. Follow ---> www.instagram.com/engineerswhofuck

Today we discuss friendship etiquette when it comes to relationships. Do you have to like his/her friends, are friends a reflection of your signfiicant other, when do you meet their friends.Follow ---> www.instagram.com/engineerswhofuckThis is our 28th episode :)

Today we interviewed Kyle, aka Mr. Technical Difficult, on all of the fun and exciting topics related to his relationship history. ;) Kyle discusses his 10 year marriage, kids, and his porn star ex girlfriend.Follow us on IG ---> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

We talk about the steps one takes between kissing, having sex, and a relationship. When do we decide to kiss/fuck/date someone?Follow us on IG ---> www.instagram.com/engineerswhofuck

Today we discuss red flags including:Not talking/talking too much.How they treat drive-thru employee's.Insists on ordering your food and drinks.Has zero opinions. Is the only one asking questions - reveals little info about themselves. How they treat/talk to their mom/sisters.Criticizes their exes.Criticizes anyone. Do they have women friends?Is late w/out a valid explanation. Showing up too early/too late.Judgement over curiosity.Has too many things in common with you - could be lying , they social media stalked. Cheap dates.Too gross too soon.Follow---> www.instagram.com/engineerswhofuck

In this episode we talk about what we're attracted to- ranging from physical, personality, to sexual attributes. We also talk about specific characteristics we're attracted to on dating apps, in a bar, social event, work, and school. Listen to uncover some secrets that will undoubtedly improve your game ;). Follow ---> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

Today we interview the smart and beautiful Lexie about what it's truly like to be an OnlyFans creator. Some topics we discuss how much money Lexie makes, requests she receives on OnlyFans, how she markets her OnlyFans, and her advice to aspiring creators.Follow Lexie on IG ---> www.instagram.com/ohlexie Her OnlyFans ---> https://onlyfans.com/ohmylexie

Today we talk about dating with COVID-19. We cover long-distanced relationships, and how often is appropriate to see your significant other. We then talk about new relationships and what's appropriate during COVID, for instance, can you kiss someone? Can you have sex with a new partner? Follow us on IG ---> www.instagram.com/engineerswhofuck