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We're engineers and we have sass. Our names our Tanya and Lily.

Lily and Tanya


    • Aug 12, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 39m AVG DURATION
    • 72 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Engineers with Sass

    How to Help a Grieving Friend

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2021 25:59


    Do Animals Have Anal Sex and Lily Watched Teenage Porn

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2021 26:52


    Today we discuss: Vaccines, anal sex, and types of porn BAM

    10 Out of the 48 Laws of Power: Robert Greene

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2021 43:05


    Today we discuss the first 10 Laws of Power by Robert Greene.

    Boundaries, Me Too, and Ketamine

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2021 37:14


    Today we discuss boundaries, Me too, and Ketamine.

    The Art of Seduction: Robert Greene Edition

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2021 21:56


    Today we discuss the art of seduction, looking at Robert Green's 9 different characteristics.

    How to Tell Your Relationship is DEAD

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2021 34:01


    Signs your relationship is over!!!!! Instagram.com.

    Signs You Suck at Sex

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2021 10:28


    Today I (Tanya) talk about signs you suck at sex. Sorry this was so short.

    Different Types of Sexuality and Why a 12 Story South Florida Building Collapsed

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2021 40:57


    Today we discuss different types of sexuality, there are a lot, did you know??And we discuss the 12 story building in Florida that collapsed!Follow---> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

    A Guy's Perspective: Following and Liking Other Girls on IG and Gifts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2021 42:45


    Today we interviewed Phil and had a great interview!We talked about gift giving, Lily wants her BF to give her at least $1,000 in gifts for her bday.We also discuss other love languages.Follow US or else --> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

    Why and When did Catcalling died?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2021 41:07


    Are we just not as hot as we were when we were 16 or is this a societal thing?Also, Lily's mom let a homeless man move-in.Today we talk about weird interactionsFollow---> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

    Failing the PE and Moving in With Your Ex

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2021 58:59


    Today we talk about if it's okay to move into an apartment with your ex if it will lower the rent. We also discuss failing the PE :( Follow us on IG --> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

    Losing Your Independence in a Relationship

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2021 24:40


    Today we talk about independence and losing this independence in a relationship.

    Getting Fucked by Your Dad - Attachment Styles

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2021 32:59


    Today we talked about attachment styles and how childhood trauma can lead to certain attachment styles.

    How to Tell if Your BF's Gay

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2021 32:06


    also how to tell if they're cheating and massacres. 

    Craziest Stuff We've Ever Done to a BF/EX

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2021 38:03


    Some of the stuff includes:Follow everyone they followed on IG…. Commented on their picture.Ex fucked his business partner.Check on WhatsApp to see when they were last activeChanged their name to my google voice number online and texted myself.Made a fake tinder profile with picsCalled her work pretending to be someone else to deliver lunchStar *69, plus I was getting a lot of calls from unknown numbers 

    Going On a Trip With Your Boyfriend

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2021 30:15


    Today we talk about going on a trip with your SO.Follow --> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

    The 500 Pound Man Millionaire Dates a Super Model

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 26:28


    Today we talk about settling in relationships and friends, join is!

    How Guys Think vs. Girls (Featuring Morris and Maribella)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2021 70:35


    Today we are featured by 2 guests: How do you know if you want to be serious with someone?Define being too clingy?One on one vacations, how often? Read flag if SO always invites friends?How often should you spend with your SO? Everyday, how many weekends?Would you move in with your SO? When?Do you want to get married?In all of your serious relationships, did you know it was going to end eventually or did you think you'd get married?How long does the honeymoon period last?Do you like to cuddle? How many hours?Do you agree with: Men are like rubber bands and women are like ocean waves? Men will bolt when their independence is compromised, women will emotionally sink into themselves.

    15k To Find Love?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2021 28:43


    What's the best dating app these days anyways? What does the higher end of these things looks like?

    Are you fucking serious?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2021 36:07


    What makes a relationship serious and what actions can speak louder than words.

    Calling My Boyfriend 69 Times

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2021 21:13


    What the fuck is being clingy? and like am I just because I happen to call who ever my SO is around when they don't answer.. 

    Lying About Orgasms... Should You??

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2021 40:42


    Today we talked about lying about orgasms. Specially, not just women but men too. What does it do for your relationship?

    I fucking love ghosting

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2021 41:47


    Ghosting is the most underrated thing! Not everyone is entitled to your time and response- that's correct- even if you went on like 3 dates or had sex. If you want a response then just don't be annoying in the first place! XOXO -Lily

    What Kind of Person Would Join a Sex Cult?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 25:23


    Today we discuss sex cults. LISTEN ;) :) :D

    Interview with Mr. Technical Difficult AKA a Chatroulette Star

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2021 74:35


    Today we interview Kyle, aka Mr. Technical Difficult.Some questions include:Do you need to go to college to be successful in 2021? Is college a scam?Is education a scam?How should one invest their money? Stock market?Does the honeymoon period end after first fight of certain amount of time together?You can be a fuckboy to one person but not another?Is it rude for your partner to like their exes Instagram post?What's worse: your partner keeping nudes of their ex or following and liking IG models pics?When is it ok (if ever) to ask your partner how much they make? How many of your videos are scripted ? Ie, there's one on your IG of you almost falling of a sledding hillWho enjoys dirty talk more? Men or women?Is it a bad sign if you think you're smarter than your partner? Are you smarter than your partner? Kyle, are you smarter than your business partners?When did you know she was the one/decided to propose Do you believe in hall passes, what if you got one no strings attachedDo you wanna fuck most women you seeAre you romantic? Are all guys romantic? Are there always reachers/ settlers in relationships?If you and your partner run out of things to talk about is the relationship dying?Who would you rather be the crazy one in your relationship? You or them?Who mentions exs more? Men or women?Have you and your wife ever almost gotten divorced?

    Interview with a Random Dude Who Shares Bro Code

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2021 35:00


    Today we met with Anthony Wilson from tcp_pod and had a dope interview where he spilled men's greatest secrets ;)

    Would You Date an Ex?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2021 43:22


    Today we have many questions such as: Do you have sex on a first date? Should ex's still follow each other on IG? Grab coffee with your ex if you're in a relationship? Tell your significant other you don't like their best friend? AND SO MUCH MORE!Follow ---> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

    Billable Hours = Sex ?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 27:33


    Today we talk about billable hours. Listen and leave some comments!Follow us on IG --> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

    Do Men Lie About Their Penis Featuring: Joey JUICE

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2021 57:36


    Today we interviewed the amazing Joey Juice. We discuss podcasting, shitting on people, and how honest Joey is about his penis size (No exact measurements are given, sad day :( ) Follow his IG --> www.instagram.com/thejuiceboxxpodcast

    Avoiding COVID-19 While Dating and New Years Resolutions

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2020 48:16


    Today we talk about new years resolutions and AVOIDING COVID! wow :)

    Thinking About My 65 Year Old Professor While Fucking My Boyfriend

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2020 44:01


    Today we discuss how to be single,  dangly objects (aka balls) in our mouths, how sad Lily feels alone, other people we've thought about while having sex. Follow us on IG --> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

    Fucking 1000 Girls or 1 Animal?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2020 67:17


    Today we recorded with Feelinluckypod. We had a blast! Follow them --> www.instagram.com/feelinluckypodFollow us --> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

    Zodiac Signs with Biggest Penis

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2020 40:04


    Today we discuss zodiac signs, Lily's a leo and Tanya's an Aries and we're super compatible. Follow--> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

    Lily Falls in Love with Tanya

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2020 39:58


    Follow us on IG --> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

    Tanya Falls in Love with Lily

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2020 46:48


    36 questions to fall in love with Lily. Tune in to listen to some insightful questions that will make you drop on your knees and fall in love with Lily ;).Follow ---> www.instagram.com/engineerswhofuck

    Lululemon SUCKS and Gorging on Cheesy Balls

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2020 35:52


    What is different between a friendship and a relationship? We also digress and discuss why Lululemon sucks, how Lily's boyfriend ate a 5-gallon container of cheesy balls for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and how to secretly store nudes on your phone. Follow---> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

    How to be Attractive WOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2020 33:37


    Today we discuss how to make somebody sexually attracted to you. We also discuss some Tinder hacks.Follow---> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

    Halloween Whores

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2020 46:48


    We discuss fighting today.... and Halloween stories. How do you fight fairly?!Follow ---> www.instagram.com/engineerswhofuck

    Moving to South America to Avoid US Politics

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2020 36:21


    Today we discuss politics! Listen to this episode :) We are open to all opinions. We mostly discuss the debates.Follow--> www.instagram.com/engineerswhofuck

    How to Get Invited to a Sex Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2020 48:05


    Today we talk about orgies, specifically discussing; furries and sex parties and other kinky topics. ;)Follow --> www.instagram.com/engineerswhofuckIt's our 33rd episode friends :)

    My Ex Likes me Better Asleep

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2020 31:58


    Today we talk about standards we have for men. Lily and Tanya's standards are quite different, clearly. Some include:Says that he liked me better asleep.Cannot play board games religiously - past guy I was seeing played it like 3 times a week.Can't be passive aggressive - email roommates about an issue.Cant be too materialistic.Can't be super mean or gossipy .Can't play video games too much, needs to be ACTIVE.Can't complain too much about physical discomfort .Can't be too whiney.Has to laugh at my jokes.Refuses to add me on social media.

    Forms of Birth Control

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2020 46:23


    Today we discuss different forms of birth control. Abstaining from sex is 100% effective, which includes: kissing, talking, anal, and oral sex. Some other methods include: the vaginal ring, patch, the pill, condoms, female condoms, sponges, spermicide, diagrams, cervical caps, the pull-out method, vasectomy, getting your tubes tide, and a few others. We talk about methods we've used.Follow us on IG --> www.instagram.com/engineerswhofuck31st episode 

    Sexting Tips

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2020 20:44


    Today we discuss sexting tips. Some bad ones include, "I'll grab your fantastic ass" and "your wonderful boobs." Follow --> www.instagram.com/engineerswhofuck

    Taking a 32 Year Old's Virginity During a Pandemic

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2020 25:15


    This week's episode is about How Covid Has Changed Dating. A few things that we discuss today are virtual dating, juggling multiple girls in the middle of a pandemic, dodging a kiss, and the screening process we now go through to date. Our good friend Lenny's luck on dating apps has skyrocketed during the pandemic, where his matches on OkCupid and Tinder have increased from 4 to 20 per week. Lenny recently had a 32 year old beg him to take her virginity and a hookup Venmo him $60 for Plan B when they didn't have unprotected sex. Our other friend has done very well on the dating apps, where on Friday night he had sex with a girl 4 times and on Saturday during a beach date he had sex with a different girl. Our other friend dodged a kiss because she felt worried about Covid. Follow ---> www.instagram.com/engineerswhofuck

    My Boyfriend has No Friends

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2020 38:26


    Today we discuss friendship etiquette when it comes to relationships. Do you have to like his/her friends, are friends a reflection of your signfiicant other, when do you meet their friends.Follow ---> www.instagram.com/engineerswhofuckThis is our 28th episode :)

    Checking Out Your Sister

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 51:49


    Today we interviewed Kyle, aka Mr. Technical Difficult, on all of the fun and exciting topics related to his relationship history. ;) Kyle discusses his 10 year marriage, kids, and his porn star ex girlfriend.Follow us on IG ---> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

    Picking When to Fuck

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2020 42:13


    We talk about the steps one takes between kissing, having sex, and a relationship. When do we decide to kiss/fuck/date someone?Follow us on IG ---> www.instagram.com/engineerswhofuck

    Farting Next to a New Lover

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2020 32:27


    Today we discuss red flags including:Not talking/talking too much.How they treat drive-thru employee's.Insists on ordering your food and drinks.Has zero opinions. Is the only one asking questions - reveals little info about themselves. How they treat/talk to their mom/sisters.Criticizes their exes.Criticizes anyone. Do they have women friends?Is late w/out a valid explanation. Showing up too early/too late.Judgement over curiosity.Has too many things in common with you - could be lying , they social media stalked. Cheap dates.Too gross too soon.Follow---> www.instagram.com/engineerswhofuck

    What We're Attracted To

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2020 55:06


    In this episode we talk about what we're attracted to- ranging from physical, personality, to sexual attributes. We also talk about specific characteristics we're attracted to on dating apps, in a bar, social event, work, and school. Listen to uncover some secrets that will undoubtedly improve your game ;). Follow ---> www.instagram.com/engineerswithsass

    Interview with an OnlyFans Creator

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2020 52:19


    Today we interview the smart and beautiful Lexie about what it's truly like to be an OnlyFans creator. Some topics we discuss how much money Lexie makes, requests she receives on OnlyFans, how she markets her OnlyFans, and her advice to aspiring creators.Follow Lexie on IG ---> www.instagram.com/ohlexie Her OnlyFans ---> https://onlyfans.com/ohmylexie

    Dating During COVID

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2020 38:24


    Today we talk about dating with COVID-19. We cover long-distanced relationships, and how often is appropriate to see your significant other. We then talk about new relationships and what's appropriate during COVID, for instance, can you kiss someone? Can you have sex with a new partner? Follow us on IG ---> www.instagram.com/engineerswhofuck

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