Explicit Film Critics

We sit down to watch the newest version of Power Rangers Social Media: Instagram- @explicitfilmcritics, @_graphicks_, @openarmsfarmacy Facebook- @explicitfilmcritics, @_graphicks_, @openarmsfarmacy Etsy- @openarmsfarmacy

Welp we did it, We got a guest. She will never be coming back, maybe... Social Media: Instagram- @explicitfilmcritics, @_graphicks_, @openarmsfarmacy Facebook- @explicitfilmcritics, @_graphicks_, @openarmsfarmacy Etsy- @openarmsfarmacy

"Me love you long time" -Cody Social Media: Instagram- @explicitfilmcritics, @_graphicks_, @openarmsfarmacy Facebook- @explicitfilmcritics, @_graphicks_, @openarmsfarmacy Etsy- @openarmsfarmacy

Welp, here we go again.

This week we watched "Seventh Son". No one reads this, dickhead one and two can't but hopefully everyone else can. Social Media: Instagram- @explicitfilmcritics, @_graphicks_, @openarmsfarmacy Facebook- @explicitfilmcritics, @_graphicks_, @openarmsfarmacy Etsy- @openarmsfarmacy

Does anyone actually read these? Let's do a test, if you read this, go to the EFC Instagram and say “you right, Dukes is a dickhead”. Um, the movie is London Has Fallen

Hello everyone, this episode we go a nerdy and horror way. We watch Stay Alive. A group of teenagers play a horror themed online game, but they slowly realize that if you die in the game you die in real life. Social Media: Instagram- @explicitfilmcritics, @openarmsfarmacy, @_graphicks_ Facebook- @explicitfilmcritics, @openarmsfarmacy, @_graphicks_ Tik Tok- @openarmsfarmacy Etsy- @openarmsfarmacy

Hello everyone, this week, we watch the 2008 film, 10,000 BC. Mammoth hunter D'Leh has been in love with a tribeswoman named Evolet. After she gets taken by raiders, he sets out on a dangerous trek to rescue her from her captors. Social Media: Instagram- @explicitfilmcritics, @openarmsfarmacy, @_graphicks_ Facebook- @explicitfilmcritics, @openarmsfarmacy, @_graphicks_ Tik Tok- @openarmsfarmacy Esty- @openarmsfarmacy

Hello everyone, its Noah's week and he chose the 2021 prequal to the Kingsman, The King's Man. One man must race against time to stop history's worst enemies and criminals as they plot a war that could wipe of millions and destroy humanity. Social Media: Instagram- @creaturesandcantrips, @openarmsfarmacy, @_graphicks_ Facebook- @creaturesandcantrips, @openarmsfarmacy, @_graphicks_ Etsy- @openarmsfarmacy Tik Tok- @openarmsfarmacy

Hello, its Dukes' week again and he chose the questionable movie, "Zack and Miri Make a Porno". Zack, played as Seth Rogen, and Miri, played as Elizabeth Banks, are swamped with debt. All utilities go off in there apartment, so they think of the best Idea, Make a Porno. But some feelings arise, like the actors peen. Social Media: Instagram- @explicitfilmcritics, @openarmsfarmacy, @_graphicks_ Facebook- @explicitfilmcritics, @openarmsfarmacy, @_graphicks_ Tik Tok- @openarmsfarmacy Etsy- @openarmsfarmacy

Hello everyone, its Cody's week and he chose the horror movie, Trick. On Halloween in 2015, "Trick" Weaver killed has classmates at a costume party, after escaping custody from the police but not before getting shot, everyone believes he is dead. But the "trick" is that every Halloween, he comes back to kill again. Social Media: Instagram- @explicitfilmcritics, @openarmsfarmacy, @_graphicks_ Facebook- @explicitfilmcritics, @openarmsfarmacy, @_graphicks_ Tik Tok- @openarmsfarmacy Etsy- @openarmsfarmacy

Hello everyone, firstly PUKE SOUND WARNING!! Secondly, it's Noah's week and he chose the 2020 movie, Love and Monsters. After a massive infection hits the world, infecting only animals and insets by mutating them, Joel Dawson decides to travel through the dangerous world 8 years later to try to kindle his love with his old girlfriend 80 miles away. MASSIVE SPOILER WARNING! Social Media: Instagram- @explicitfilmcritics, @openarmsfarmacy, @_graphicks_ Facebook- @explicitfilmcritics, @openarmsfarmacy, @_graphicks_ Etsy- @openarmsfarmacy Tik Tok- @openarmsfarmacy

Its Dukes' week again, for some reason, and he chose The One. Its about, Jet Li playing as Gabriel Yulaw confronts with a sinister form of himself, trying to kill him to gain god like powers. As his alter ego's hunt culminates in a battle between himself, Gabriel realizes that there is mire than one world/universe. MASSIVE SPOILER WARNING!! Social Media: Instagram- @explicitfilmcritics, @openarmsfarmacy, @_graphicks_ Facebook- @explicitfilmcritics, @openarmsfarmacy, @_graphicks_ Tik Tok- @openarmsfarmacy Etsy- @openarmsfarmacy

Oh boy, it's Dukes' week and he chose his favorite horror movie franchise, Candyman. A new artist is finding out the history of the Candyman and diving head first. He slowly realizes that with all the history he is learning, the victims are connected to Candyman. Noah made dukes real angry, that's why it is so long. MASSIVE SPOLIER WARNING!!! Social Media: Instagram- @explicitfilmcritics, @openarmsfarmacy, @_graphicks_ Facebook- @explicitfilmcritics, @openarmsfarmacy, @_graphicks_ Etsy- @openarmsfarmacy Tik Tok- @openarmsfarmacy

It's a special week because Krista, Cody's Wife, picked the movie. A 2020 Netflix movie about a bunch of immortals find out there's another one of them after centuries have passed. SPOILER WARNING

Hell Yeah, it's Noah's week and we watch one of the worst movies to ever exist. Its about a guy that lives in a dystopian society where if you don't find a mate within a certain amount of time, you get turned into your favorite animal. No job, this movie is horrible. Spoiler Warning! Social Media: Instagram- @explicitfilmcritics , @_graphicks_ , @openarmsfarmacy Facebook- @explicitfilmcritics , @_graphicks_ , @openarmsfarmacy Tik Tok- @openarmsfarmacy Etsy- @openarmsfarmacy

Its Cody's week and we go back in time to watch the first Matrix. If you haven't seen it, why? Its about a hacker being lead to a forbidden underworld where he discovers that the world isn't what it was meant to be. Spoiler Warning! Social Media: Instagram- @explicitfilmcritics, @openarmsfarmacy, @_graphicks_ Facebook- @explicitfilmcritics, @openarmsfarmacy, @_graphicks_ Etsy- @openarmsfarmacy Tik Tok- @openarmsfarmacy

The EFC group goes in on a very controversial movie Django Unchained. Dukes will die on this hill that it is a great movie... Spoiler Warning!!! Social Media: Facebook- @explicitfilmcritics, @openarmsfarmacy, @_graphicks_ Instagram- @explicitfilmcritics, @openarmsfarmacy, @_graphicks_ Etsy- @openarmsfarmacy Tik Tok- @openarmsfarmacy

The EFC fuckers will be talking about one of Noah's favorite movies "The Hunt". A political based movie where a group of people kidnap and hunt other people based on there political views. It is a semi wild one, simply because of her face... NO EMOTION!!! Social Media: Instagram- @explicitfilmcritics , @openarmsfarmacy , @_graphicks_ Facebook- @explicitfilmcritics , @openarmsfarmacy , @_graphicks_ Etsy- @openarmsfarmacy Tik Tok- @openarmsfarmacy

Cody, Noah and Dukes review and discuss "The Devil's Rejects" and Dukes realizes that he may have made a poor choice in friends. Social Media: Instagram: @explicitfilmcritics, @openarmsfarmacy, @_graphicks_ Facebook: @explicitfilmcritics, @openarmsfarmacy, @_graphicks_ Tik Tok: @openarmsfarmacy Etsy: @openarmsfarmacy

Noah, Cody and Dukes have a heated discussion about the movie "30 Days of Night" and a stupid f***ing boat. Social Media: Facebook: @explicitfilmcritics YouTube: /explictfimcritics Instagram: @explicitfilmcritis

Welcome, everyone, to Explicit Film Critics, a podcast where three friends b.s., argue, tear apart, and build up movies that we watch together!