Grant Random Reports The News

Episode 19 features stories about a dildo attack, the secret to longevity, and royal UFO pilot.

The 18th episode of this politics-free newscast features stories about rats on birth control, a guy doing weird things with sheep, and a woman doing weird things with an airplane.

Episode 17 delves into news about cocaine sharks, a memorial for a discarded sex doll, and a couple that puts the fun in "funnel." Plus, "News From The Cosmos," "The Masturbation Minute," and a special report about a castration club.

Hear about the music that people are listening to while having sex, a prediction about the downfall of humanity, and the discovery of dicks on Mars.

Stories about International Masturbation Month, troubling news about Grandma, and more indecent exposure on Episode 15 of Grant Random Reports The News.

This week you'll hear about a guy busted for cannibalism, a new theory about the multiverse, and mechanophilia.

On this 13th episode of Grant Random Reports The News, we bring you This Week In Corpse News, also we present exclusive theories regarding Kate-Gate, and you're not going to want to miss a very special report about Deez-Nuts.

On this 12th episode of Grant Random Reports The News, you'll hear about the sexual recession, menstrual terrorism, and a man being stung on the testicles by a scorpion.

On this episode of Grant Random Reports The News, you'll hear about men getting their nipples reduced, a priest selling dick pills, and a guy in a kilt putting things into his anus that he probably shouldn't have.

On this 10th episode, you'll hear stories about a pastor dealing meth, people having sex on top of a moving subway train, and a woman who woke up just before being cremated.

On this episode of Grant Random Reports The News, you'll hear about a gooch, some unemployed robots, and a shocking discovery about the new Apple Vision Pro.

On this eighth episode, you'll hear stories about scrotums, macaques, and a diaper spa for adults. By the way, be sure to subscribe to this podcast if you haven't already. Also rate it and leave reviews if possible and tell your friends about it. And connect @GrantRandom on Instagram among other places. Finally, thank you for your interest in this podcast. It demonstrates that you are intelligent, have an extraordinary sense of humor, and are probably very skilled in the bedroom.

On this seventh episode of the world's foremost politics-free comedic newscast presented by an idiot radio host, you'll hear about the state of Alabama screwing up again, a man getting thrown off of a plane for farting, and how the podcast host is sick but did the episode anyway, because he's totally committed to you.

On this sixth episode, you'll hear stories about man boobs, dog piss, and cannibalism.

This episode features stories about robots, dildos, and a ring made out of pubes.

This fourth episode of this podcast and first of 2024 brings you news about AI girlfriends, a perverted owl, and a golden shower gone horribly wrong.

Although this is just the third episode of our podcast, we have decided to present the 2023 year in review. In this recap, we will cover a variety of topics not being reported on by other news outlets, including pornography, extraterrestrials, animal feces, and more!

The second episode of Grant Random Reports The News features stories about winter vagina, a stolen Waffle House tattoo, and a new way to live out your sexual fantasies involving Santa Claus.

This inaugural episode of Grant Random Reports The News features stories about a theme park feces problem, an insect with unusual genitals, and a man who was caught making love to a dead guy's sex doll.

This is the trailer for my new podcast, Grant Random Reports The News. It's a weekly, politics-free comedic news podcast. It could change your life, or at the very least, give you something to do while sitting on the toilet.