It's a terrible life. Have a seat.
For some reason, I don’t think this started recording right when I meant to, but all you need to know is that I was telling a really dumb story about soap up top.
Back to the Grinch II by Uncle Dave? Uncle Bob?
I learn a little about the hammers of war from my bro.
We dive into the script for The Grinch II by noted screenwriter Uncle Bob.
Are the Japanese really better than us? Or, maybe, Am I putting up a fight about it?
Let’s go through all 4,000+ flags submitted for a state flag contest. Is this brilliant or desperate? Is there a difference?
All of this year’s Goosebumpy episodes in one convenient package!
Part two and the thrilling conclusion of the Hesit-est Heist Ever Heisted!
The Heist-est Heist Ever Heisted: a heist story of a heist: special editor’s edition audiobook(ish), Part 1!
Food shows and a food show and some guests and why my mom has no time for Alton Brown’s theater kid nonsense.
Mike Tyson is going through it, and maybe we’ll get blowed up by space stuff.
It’s Halloween, so we cover the rest of the Goosebumps series, all the stuff we didn’t get to. Plus, stick around for a bonus review that…WORMED its way in because I’m stupid and counted wrong.
Some choice reviews. As in I chose them. Not as in having high quality.
Micro books from the Goosebumps Haunted Library Thrillogy. Hey, they’re not THAT micro. They’re a good size.
We finally get a scary grandma in this Goosebumps version of a Choose From Many Ways to Die Adventure.
The Bone Chillers series, the only books guaranteed to change the temperature of your skeleton, leaving the rest of your body unaffected. Many resources were put towards verifying this claim. Don’t argue. It’s sciencetific.
A ghost writer ghostwrites the scariest book of all time. Unfortunately, we don’t get to read that book.
The Spinetinglers series, the books meant to tingle a certain part of your anatomy. Less dirty than it sounds.
The Are You Afraid of the Dark books series asks us if we’re afraid of the Canadian darkness.
Some little jerk gets some comeuppance in this tale of why working sucks.
This book features a rap delivered from atop a toilet. This is where this show peaks.
We head to Pitts Landing, home of the famous Dolphins Baseball Squadron!
It Watches in the Dark by Jeff Strand brings us the most likely successor to the Goosebumps throne. And hopefully the treasure room that I assume goes along with it. I’m pulling for you, Jeffy. Or Strandy. Whatever you prefer.
All of the books in the series of Bonechillers, books meant to affect the temperature of your bones. This was a serious medical problem in the 90s.
This one is called Blowtorch@psycho.com. I mean, that’s just nuts.
A girl cries monster, and Pete unearths a deep, dark memory of Goosebumps past…
Be careful what you wish for…especially if you wish for a novelization of a TV show based on a novel.
All the Deadtime Stories. All the dead, all the time, all the stories.
Tiny Town Terror is our first Deadtime Story, and it features a hobo/killer doll with the power to create life. Yep. This children’s novel addresses homelessness and slaps god right in the face.
Graveyard School is a Bumpoff series that DEMANDS further exploration. This MAY be the origin of people eating your pets and that whole thing. I mean, it isn’t, let’s be real, but as far a trying to boost the presence of this show in algorithms, IT MAY BE.
Slime Lake is possibly the slimiest lake of all time, but nothing compares to the sliminess of a corporate takeover of Slime Lake!
Goosebumps return with Monster Blood! The slime that is apparently what pumps in the veins of monsters.
Stay out of the basement. Please. I’m begging you. I’m being smothered in this family. I need my space. Just stay out of this godforsaken basement!
A further exploration of the entire Strange Matter series.
We deviate from the main Goosebumped path and into Strange Matter: Bad Circuits. Killer robot versus fear bomb. Plus, the greatest villain, Frank Dunk.
The deadest of dead houses greets us In Goosebumps 1, Welcome to the Dead House! It’s dead!
Here we are, another Podoween, and it’s time for the big reveal! Oh, wait, I already revealed this is Goosebumps year like ten times? Well, okay. This is the OFFICIAL reveal, you pedants.
Two new Mayor of America rules have been handed down.
The Snowlywed Game! Like that other game but, you know, copyright-safe?
Gambling, smoking, gun shootering, and maybe a little naughty kaiju? It’s Helpful Snowman’s Bachelor Party!
Snowbros, minor annoyances, being the rudest person in the room.