It's a terrible life. Have a seat.

Well, this kind of ends up going to a pretty Helpful Snowman place.

Sleep for a thousand years? Sign me up!

What a Disgusteen development. Promised link: https://archive.org/details/redbar-boarding-school-story-part-2/Redbar+Boarding+School+Story+(Part+1).mp3

Not exactly ravaging, but, hey, it’s A MOVIE.

A movie that is pretty SFW for being NSFW.

There are so many movies with the same title that this could’ve been, but it wasn’t those, it was this.

Well there’s no way around it, this movie is called Toxic Retards. So there’s that.

Occult Bolshevism. The Bolshevism part maybe doesn’t translate. Or possibly translates perfectly and I’m too dumb to understand it.

Love hurts me so badly I have to jog about it.

Disciple of Death, which is some kind of dracula.

Saying I was Lukewarm on this one would be generous.

Balaao? Ballaoo? Baloo? Ballaaoaoaoooao!

Ikenie Man: A GOOD MOVIE HITS THE PILE!

Yesterday we had pale faces. Today the faces are Midnight Faces!

Those faces certainly are pale. They PALE in comparison to the less pale faces. If I had a pail for every face…

Not a friend of restaurants. Not on the texty level, anyway.

Let’s have a Disney Afternoon together. Maybe go to a prom. Find out who Vanessa Hudgens is.

Ugh, let’s wrap up this nerd nonsense, shall we?

A break from the books, let’s hit the road instead!

Continuation into the booksphere! Deeper into bookdom! How do you make books sound exciting?! You cannot!

Books are life. A part of my life. And now a part of yours. Whether you like it or not.

Continuing down the road of manuals. Because this counts.

Instructions for games, instructions for life.

Unruly concert crowds. AT CLASSICAL MUSIC CONCERTS.

Two nights! Live! In Denver! Similarly timed to Metallica! I trash a hotel room because I’m METAL.

It is here, it is also here, get used to it. Because it is quite a looooooooong journey.

We have guests, we have 10 hot sauces and even HOTTER questions, like which car you would turn into or how you’re spending beauty points!

For some reason, I don’t think this started recording right when I meant to, but all you need to know is that I was telling a really dumb story about soap up top.

Back to the Grinch II by Uncle Dave? Uncle Bob?

I learn a little about the hammers of war from my bro.

We dive into the script for The Grinch II by noted screenwriter Uncle Bob.

Are the Japanese really better than us? Or, maybe, Am I putting up a fight about it?

Let’s go through all 4,000+ flags submitted for a state flag contest. Is this brilliant or desperate? Is there a difference?

All of this year’s Goosebumpy episodes in one convenient package!

Part two and the thrilling conclusion of the Hesit-est Heist Ever Heisted!

The Heist-est Heist Ever Heisted: a heist story of a heist: special editor’s edition audiobook(ish), Part 1!

Food shows and a food show and some guests and why my mom has no time for Alton Brown’s theater kid nonsense.