Welcome to your new favorite SPOILER-FREE Bachelor and all things related podcast! We’re just two people who are both extremely opinionated about the Bachelor and all things related so we decided to move our group chat from our phones to your ears. If you’re looking for a Bachelor recap podcast where your hosts won’t body shame, are sex-positive, and committed to anti-racism work, then this is the place for you! Meet your hosts Ashley and Karen as they tell you about how they got into the bachelor. Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
Ashley and Karen share their reactions to the tenth week of Zach Shallcross' season of the Bachelor. This week's episode includes an actual engagement, hindsight being 20/20, Sean Lowe again? Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
Ashley and Karen share their reactions to the ninth week of Zach Shallcross' season of the Bachelor. This week's episode includes not banging, then banging, and knowing about all that. Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
Ashley and Karen share their reactions to the eighth week of Zach Shallcross' season of the Bachelor. This week's episode includes hometowns, women tell all and being romantically involved with your cousin. Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
Ashley and Karen share their reactions to the seventh week of Zach Shallcross' season of the Bachelor. This week's episode includes baths, a trauma-dump marathon, and typical COVID breakups. Follow us on all the socials! Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
Ashley and Karen share their reactions to the sixth week of Zach Shallcross' season of the Bachelor. This week's episode includes #MarzipanGate, $4k, and lipgloss. Follow us on all the socials! Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
Ashley and Karen share their reactions to the fifth week of Zach Shallcross' season of the Bachelor. This week's episode includes compatible lameos, colonization, and the worst audio you'll ever hear. Follow us on all the socials! Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
Ashley and Karen share their reactions to the fourth week of Zach Shallcross' season of the Bachelor. This week's episode includes 50k followers, Greer crying, and friendship fist bumps. Follow us on all the socials! Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
Ashley and Karen share their reactions to the third week of Zach Shallcross' season of the Bachelor. This week's episode includes A Night at the Museum, quidditch, and the inevitable...I guess? Follow us on all the socials! Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
Ashley and Karen share their reactions to the second week of Zach Shallcross' season of the Bachelor. This week's episode includes Tahzjuan, nauseating canyons, and we hate you...just kidding! Follow us on all the socials! Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
Ashley and Karen share their reactions to the first week of Zach Shallcross' season of the Bachelor. This week's episode includes delayed first impressions, lots of sequins, and positive vibes mostly. Follow us on all the socials! Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
Ashley and Karen share their reactions to the final week of season eight of Bachelor in Paradise. This week's episode includes disappointments, redemptions, and lots of properties. Donate to the UAW union strike fund for academic workers in the UC System: https://www.fairucnow.org/support/ Follow us on all the socials! Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
Ashley and Karen share their reactions to the eighth week of season eight of Bachelor in Paradise. This week's episode includes pain, cringe, and ick. Donate to the UAW union strike fund for academic workers in the UC System: https://www.fairucnow.org/support/ Follow us on all the socials! Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
Ashley and Karen share their reactions to the seventh week of season eight of Bachelor in Paradise. This week's episode includes hygiene tips, pop quizzes, and questionable debt. Donate to the UAW union strike fund for academic workers in the UC System: https://www.fairucnow.org/support/ Follow us on all the socials! Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
Ashley and Karen share their reactions to the sixth week of season eight of Bachelor in Paradise. This week's episode includes hygiene tips, pop quizzes, and questionable debt. Follow us on all the socials! Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
Ashley and Karen share their reactions to the fifth week of season eight of Bachelor in Paradise. This week's episode includes the decline of our mental states, 2 hours of reunions, and fragile women. Follow us on all the socials! Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
Ashley and Karen share their reactions to the third week of season eight of Bachelor in Paradise. This week's episode includes producer favorites, the big evil split, and Jill deserving better. Follow us on all the socials! Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
Ashley and Karen share their reactions to the third week of season eight of Bachelor in Paradise. This week's episode includes triangles, stars, and why the heck was Salley even a thing for weeks. Follow us on all the socials! Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
Ashley and Karen share their reactions to the second week of Season Eight of Bachelor in Paradise. This week's episode includes spirals, BIP royalty, and RODNEY!!!! *We apologize for any technical issues the Zoom gods are not very nice to us.* Follow us on all the socials! Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
BIP IS BACK BABY! Ashley and Karen share their reactions to the first week of Season Eight of Bachelor in Paradise. This week's episode includes Tarzan, auras, and a Zaddy. Follow us on all the socials! Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
Ashley and Karen share their reactions to part two of the finale of Gabby and Rachel's season of the Bachelorette. This week's episode includes journaling, tackling racism by ignoring it, and Kronk. Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter:@canistealyou_
Ashley and Karen share their reactions to part one of the finale of Gabby and Rachel's season of the Bachelorette. This week's episode includes another racist, logic, and KTLA 5's Sam Rubin. Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter:@canistealyou_
Ashley and Karen share their reactions to Fantasy Suites of Gabby and Rachel's season of the Bachelorette. This week's episode includes overdone metaphors, overworked Jesse, and audio issues (sorry - Karen). Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter:@canistealyou_
Ashley and Karen share their reactions to the Men Tell All of Gabby and Rachel's season of the Bachelorette. This week's episode includes ads, ads, and guess what...MORE ADS. Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter:@canistealyou_
Ashley and Karen share their reactions to the seventh week of Gabby and Rachel's season of the Bachelorette. This week's episode includes beignets, Kronk, and bad haircuts. Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter:@canistealyou_
Ashley and Karen share their reactions to the sixth week of Gabby and Rachel's season of the Bachelorette. This week's episode includes disappointments, whips, and a baby back b!t*h. Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter:@canistealyou_
Ashley and Karen share their reactions to the fifth week of Gabby and Rachel's season of the Bachelorette. This week's episode includes chocolate, beer baths, and Jesse Palmer earning his paycheck. Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter:@canistealyou_
This week Karen and Jimmy (since Ashley is on vacation) share their reactions to the third fourth of Gabby and Rachel's season of the Bachelorette. This week's episode includes berets, body odor, and not trusting these b*****s. Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter:@canistealyou_
Ashley and Karen share their reactions to the third week of Gabby and Rachel's season of the Bachelorette. This week's episode includes the minions, dissociation, and a draft. If you are in need of resources to obtain birth control or emergency contraception please visit www.threeforfreedom.com to obtain more information. Please donate to www.iwrising.org, this organization provides reproductive care to indigenous women. Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter:@canistealyou_
Ashley and Karen share their reactions to the second week of Gabby and Rachel's season of the Bachelorette. This week's episode includes females, serial dating, and two very distressed podcast hosts. If you are in need of resources on obtaining birth control or emergency contraception please visit www.threeforfreedom.com to obtain more information. Please donate to www.iwrising.org, this organization provides reproductive care to indigenous women. Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter:@canistealyou_
Ashley and Karen share their reactions to the first week of Gabby and Rachel's season of the Bachelorette. This week's episode includes bad vibes, a magician's disappearance, and ankles. If you are in need of resources on obtaining birth control or emergency contraception please visit www.threeforfreedom.com to obtain more information. Please donate to www.iwrising.org, this organization provides reproductive care to indigenous women. Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter:@canistealyou_
Ashley and Karen walk through each man in Gabby and Rachel's upcoming season of the Bachelorette and give their first impressions. This week's episode includes a human golden retriever, meatballs, and trauma dumping. If you are in need of resources on obtaining birth control or emergency contraception please visit www.threeforfreedom.com to obtain more information. Please donate to www.iwrising.org, this organization provides reproductive care to indigenous women. Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter:@canistealyou_
Ashley and Karen react to the Finale & After the Rose of Clayton's season of the Bachelor. This week's episode includes not learning from our mistakes, divorce dogs, and disappointed parents. Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter:@canistealyou_
Ashley and Karen react to the Women Tell All & Fantasy Suites of Clayton's season of the Bachelor. This week's episode includes Aaron Clancy, volcanic caves, and spiral staircases. Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter:@canistealyou_
Ashley and Karen react to Hometowns of Clayton's season of the Bachelor. This week's episode includes shrimping, hair toes, and an ungodly spider. If you can please donate to IRC to help with supporting Ukrainian refugees: https://www.rescue.org/ Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter:@canistealyou_
Ashley and Karen react to the seventh week of Clayton's season of the Bachelor. This week's episode includes intimate details, a Lizzie McGuire movie montage, and mandated therapy. Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter:@canistealyou_
Ashley and Karen react to the sixth week of Clayton's season of the Bachelor. This week's episode includes celebratory relief, marinara sauce, and virgin aesthetics. Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter:@canistealyou_
Ashley and Karen react to the fifth week of Clayton's season of the Bachelor. This week's episode includes the Santa Monica pier, a good ol' roast, and clown behavior. Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter:@canistealyou_
Ashley and Karen react to the fourth week of Clayton's season of the Bachelor. This week's episode includes dissociating, a weird 'family' barbeque, and handball. Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter:@canistealyou_
Ashley and Karen react to the third week of Clayton's season of the Bachelor. This week's episode includes firsts in Bachelor history, shrimp-gate, and crocodile tears. Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter:@canistealyou_
Ashley and Karen react to the second week of Clayton's season of the Bachelor. This week's episode includes Hilary FREAKING Duff, Hannah Ryan/Debbie Brown, and good ol' ableism. Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter:@canistealyou_
Ashley and Karen react to the first week of Clayton's season of the Bachelor. This week's episode includes gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous girls, lame omicron, and hating people for no reason. Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter:@canistealyou_
Ashley and Karen walk through each woman in Clayton's upcoming season of the Bachelor and give their first impressions. This week's episode includes existential crises, MLMs, and cancelled wedding plans. Follow us! Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @canistealyou_
Ashley and Karen react to the tenth and final week of Michelle's season of the Bachelorette. This week's episode includes Karen's psychic powers, absolute heartbreak, and $200,000. Follow us on all the socials! Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
Ashley and Karen react to the ninth week of Michelle's season of the Bachelorette. This week's episode includes fireworks trauma, quiet yelling, and outfit repeating. Follow us on all the socials! Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
Ashley and Karen react to the eighth week of Michelle's season of the Bachelorette. This week's episode includes resting in pizza, zero growth, and surprising butter sculptures. Follow us on all the socials! Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_ Use STEAL15 at ShopNoMatterWhere on Etsy for 15% off so many cute items! Shop small for the upcoming holidays. Follow them on instagram at @NoMatterWhereBoutique
Ashley and Karen react to the seventh week of Michelle's season of the Bachelorette. This week's episode includes a misidentified underdog, precious parents, and our hearts being broken. Follow us on all the socials! Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
Ashley and Karen react to the sixth week of Michelle's season of the Bachelorette. This week's episode includes intuitive 10-year olds, lying brutal *honesty*, and dad's swim trunks. If you have not been spoiled about what's in the future for our contestants please skip from 32:05-36:30. Follow us on all the socials! Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
Ashley and Karen react to the fifth week of Michelle's season of the Bachelorette. This week's episode includes a horse's ass, crunchy fish, and self-reported red flags. Follow us on all the socials! Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
Ashley and Karen react to the fourth week of Michelle's season of the Bachelorette. This week's episode includes too many bro-lationships, probing, and a straight-up weirdo. Follow us on all the socials! Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
Ashley and Karen react to the third week of Michelle's season of the Bachelorette. This week's episode includes a doughboy, "apploutley" cute moments, and spring break being cut short. Follow us on all the socials! Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
Ashley and Karen react to the second week of Michelle's season of the Bachelorette. This week's episode includes spelling bees, MVPs, a *world-class* traveler. TRIGGER WARNING for a conversation around suicide and self-harm from 43:10-52:30. (Jamie's Mom) Follow us on all the socials! Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
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