House Sadness

I wouldn’t know a catatonic coma if it bit me. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The b-holes are joined once again by the Taco Bell connoisseur himself: Adam Degi. The three b-holes get things started with some “WFMs” then there’s some pillow talk and reach arounds, then we hear “60 seconds of a […]

Oh Mother Superior. I’ve got a present for you. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The geniuses switch things up a bit this week and are joined by a special guest, the one and only: Adam Degi. The three splooges start things off with some “WFMs” then there’s no Clemin so you get some […]

What are we supposed to do? Stay here and have our asses chewed by our mothers? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The flesh-eating mothers get things started with some “WFMs” then I know what you’re thinking: where is chili? But also: where is Clemin? He’s out there living life and he’ll get back […]

Gaberwski, if you die I’m going to shoot myself and come on after you. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The cool guys get things started with some “WFMs” then there’s no Clemin this week, he’s off fighting the good fight or whatever they say, so you get some chatting and catching up, then […]

So, how was the orgy? Did you score? Welcome to another fantastic episode of House Sadness. The melon farmers get things started with some “WFMs” then maybe Clemin’s found some new folks to annoy because there’s no call from him this week, so instead you get some movie talk and general chit chat, then we […]

What do you say we cut the chit-chat, a-hole. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The digletts get things started with you guessed it: some “WFMs” then there’s no call from Clemin, sad/horny face, so you get some catching up and chatting, then we hear “30 seconds of a Miller Light commercial featuring Brooks […]

Two’s company. Three’s a f**k-load of fun. Whale chum to another episode of House Sadness. This week it’s back to the usual format so you know what that means, the doo doo birds get things started with some “WFMs” then there’s no call from Clemin, best wishes to him and everyone around him, so instead […]

Milk or beer? Hey everybody, welcome back to House Sadness. It’s been a while so this episode is a little different. No bits, just the pork butts chitting and a chatting and catching up. Topics covered: airports, airplanes, travel, Vermont, hiking, deck building, wet dreams, bird doo doo: is it lucky for a bird to […]

Whoospie-daisy. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The cool guys get things started with the usual “WFMs” then as soon as Clemin is back, he’s gone yet again, no call this week so you get some rambling and movie talk, then we hear “30 seconds a Honey Comb cereal commercial” then boy, oh boy, […]

Meat’s meat and a man’s gotta eat. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The lunch ladies get things started with the usual business of some “WFMs” then boy if it ain’t Christmas because we finally get a call from that fella Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of […]

Brilliant. Yeah, okay. Thought you were gonna say “sexy.” But hey, that’s okay. No problem. Still gonna have a good day. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The waterboys get things started with the usual “WFMs” then will Clemin ever resurface? Who knows. Just gonna have to keep tuning in to find out. So […]

I feel so good. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The bloody valentines get things started with another batch of “WFMs” then still no Clemin, hope he’s staying safe and more importantly: sexy, so instead you get some chitchat about movies and the pythagorean theorem, then we hear “60 seconds of The Party Zone […]

That ain’t no cactus. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The two legged dorks get things started like they always do with some “WFMs” then where in the world is Clemin San Diego? Your guess is as good as mine because we don’t hear from him again this week, hope he’s staying safe out […]

Baby, you make me wish I had three hands. Welcome to another rip roaring episode of House Sadness. The willies get things started with the usual “WFMs” then Clemin, if you’re out there, we miss and it would be lovely to hear from you, no Clemin, folks, so instead you get some chatting, then we […]

Oops. Air ball. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The hot boys get things started with the usual “WFMs” then Clemin is out there living life and is too busy to call in but we’ll catch up with him soon so instead you get some rambling and things of that nature, then we hear […]

Kathryn, your damn cow was in my way. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The cake eaters get things started with the usual “WFMs” then Clemin is out there having too much fun this week to call in, it’s fine I guess, so you get some rambling and the likes, then we hear “60 […]

Make a move and the bunny gets it. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The dingle berries get things started with you guessed it: some “WFMs” then there’s no call from Clemin, praise be to Jebus that he’s okay, so you get some rambling and some chatting, then we hear “30 seconds of a […]

They can suck my quiet c**k. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The dead men on campus get things started with some chatting and then some sweet sweet “WFMs” then there’s no call from Clemin, sad face, so there’s a some more chatting, then we hear “60 seconds of the Sweeney Todd original Broadway […]

George Washington Carver made the first computer. Out of a peanut. A pea-nut. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The peanuts get things started with the usual “WFMs” then there’s a call from Clemin on line one, it’s time to catch up with Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 […]

I’m Graham and I like girls. A lot. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The cheerleaders get things started with some catching up and the usual”WFMs” then we hear “30 seconds of a 1-900 number commercial” then it’s important in these times to maintain a healthy c*m schedule and don’t you worry because the […]

I’ll be 84 before you’ve gotten some help. Welcome to yet another episode of House Sadness. The beached bods get things started with the usual “WFMs” then there’s some chit chat and some movie talk and some string theory discussion, then we hear “30 seconds of Late Night Network Phone Line commercial” then it’s time […]

Mother of God. I swallowed hot lava. Welcome back everybody to another episode of House Sadness. The wild hogs get things started with the usual chatter and some “WFMs” then when the boy calls you gotta answer, it’s another installment in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of the good good […]

If you ever do that again, I’m gonna pull your eyeballs outta your head and eat them. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The deadbeats at dawn get things started with the usual “WFMs” then when the boy calls you always answer, it’s time for some catching up in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” […]

Who put the acid in my Spam? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness the Podcast. The nimrods get things started with the usual “WFMs” then grab your tissues because there’s no call from Clemin so you get some chitting and some chatting, then we hear “30 seconds of a Sega Gamegear commercial” then quarantine […]

Since your friend got blasted by the splatter gun, d**khead. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The jizzbags get things started with the usual “WFMs” then where in the world is Carmen San Diego? Who knows but sure know where Clemin is and he’s calling in and giving us all an update in “The […]

Elmer? You f***ing named him Elmer? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The blouses get things started with the usual “WFMs” then write you Congressman because there’s no call from Clemin so you get some chitting and some chatting, then we hear “90 seconds of a Chiquita Banana commercial” then the blouses share some movies […]

I’m sorry. It’s not you, Freddy. I guess I’m just not used to running around a shopping mall in the middle of the night being chased by killer robots. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The pink power rangers get things started with the usual “WFMs” then hold onto your tatters folks because the […]

Don’t worry. Doors always give me trouble, too. They’re tricky. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The pinball wizards get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin, sad face, but there’s a lot of catching up and chitchat and transitions into “30 seconds of a Super Soaker commercial” then […]

How about getting your poor old brother a beer? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The goo goo dolls get things started with you guessed it: some “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin so there’s some rambling and tomfoolery, then we hear “30 seconds of a Guess Who commercial” then the goo goo […]

My fingers are gone. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The sad sacks get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then put up the bat signal because you’re not gonna wanna miss this week’s call from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a Bubble Tape commercial” then […]

We’re alive and we’re safe and we’re shipwrecked. Two outta three ain’t bad. Welcome welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The yas queens get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s a new development in “Kooky Case of Clemin” and Clemin is kind enough to call in and fill us up, then we […]

F**K you. Give me a bottle of booze. Here’s my dollar, suck my d**k. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The patient zeros get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then sadly there’s no call from Clemin but there’s a lot of rambling about what the patient zeros have been doing to pass the […]

You’re talking about him as if he were a human being. That part of him died years ago. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The butt plugs get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin but Jacob’s got some more drunken voicemails in “Jizzt Connections” then we hear “30 […]

Do they smoke and have cigarettes up in heaven? I don’t think so. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The anal warts get things started with the usual business of “WFM’s” then we hear “30 seconds of a Tim Allen Chevy commercial” then the anal warts do some rambling and catching up on their […]

You ungodly warlock. Because of you this hotel and this town will be cursed forever. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The warlocks get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin so you guys get some rambling and fingers going into body holes instead, then we hear “30 seconds […]

Your voice, remember? You promised me your voice. Our contract, remember? Whaletail to another episode of House Sadness. The phantoms get things farted with a pipping hot batch of “WFM’s” then oh baby it’s a great time to be alive because everyone’s favorite Clemin calls in and gives us an update in “The Kooky Case […]

You were born with an a**hole, Doris, you don’t need Chuck. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The French ticklers get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend. I know there’s no call from Clemin but there’s so much to jizz for. Anyways, […]

Hold your tacos. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The pink tacos get things started with another piping hot batch of “WFM’s” then your prayers have been answered because the pink tacos are lucky enough to get another call from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a […]

Holy A in science class. I made myself a clone. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The baja men get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then we so sorry because there’s no call from Clemin so it’s some rambling and all that fun stuff, then we hear “30 seconds of a Skip It […]

On the stairs of Death I write your name, Liberty. Welcome to another episode House Sadness. The stars get things started with the usual chatter and “WFM’s” then hold onto your britches because this week we got a call from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a Reese’s […]

Larry, I’m gonna give us both twos back there. We weren’t in an emotional state to putt. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The trouser snakes get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin so you just get some rambling and some gambling, then we hear “30 seconds of […]

My balls just turned to raisins. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The fart knockers get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then your prayers have finally been answered because we got a from the one and only Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “Zayre – Before You Go Back […]

Pitcher’s got a big butt. Pitcher’s got a big butt. Jello and welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The butt plugs get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then it’s time to write your congressman because there’s no call from Clemin so you’re stuck with some rambling and all that jizz, then we hear […]

Hey, come on, I read like old people f***. Whale cum to another episode of House Sadness. The mud slingers get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then it’s been a while but I can still remember just the way you taste, Clemin. It’s another installment in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear […]

I’m a man of God, not a man of violence. Welcome to new year but same old episode of House Sadness. The party poopers get things started with the usual farts and hijinks and of course, some “WFM’s” then where in the heck is Clemin? Your guess is as good as mine because we don’t […]

You tend to get paranoid when everyone around you gets dead. Welcome to a jolly episode of House Sadness. The saint dicks get things started with some festive “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin, he’s probably out delivering Christmas miracles to the needy or something sweet like that so we hear “30 seconds of […]

I wanted to thank you for only giving me the clap. These days it’s refreshing to meet a girl with curable diseases. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The whoopee boys get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s some rambling and no call from Clemin so we hear “30 seconds of a […]

Are you sure you’ve never done this before? Because you drive like an absolute pro… who makes a lot of mistakes. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The scoundrels get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then oh hell yeah, it’s another call from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear […]

That was my favorite shirt. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The sad mama jamas get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week so it’s just some rambling until we hear “30 seconds of an American Dairy Farmer’s Glorious Cheese Campaign” then get out your notepads and […]

Zombies, exploding heads, creepy-crawlies and a date for the formal. This is classic, Spanky. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The sally’s get things started with the usual pleasantries and “WFM’s” then Clemin is finally back with another call in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then hear “30 seconds of a Chili’s commercial” then […]

Do you guys smell that? I must be smell-ucinating. Welcome to another humdinger of an episode of House Sadness. The air buddies get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s more rambling and no call from that fella Clemin so we hear “30 seconds of a Dominos Avoid da Noid commercial” then it’s time […]