I Think We’re Alone Now

Don’t you think it’s about time to love? Improvised lyrics and melody this morning inspired by unconditional love.

Anonymous Woman joins Tiffany to discuss Current events, dissect reality TV, and then the hosts morph into two old yentas who have a penchant for sex toys that they find on the Goop website. There’s a lot here, so much that the podcast app they used to record this episode cut the ladies off early. Rude!

Tiffany still is suffering from cabin fever. Prepare to have your earholes assaulted with ridiculous random musings about the TV shows she’s been watching during quarantine.

Well, Tiffany’s bitch self has came out to play with no curse jar or apologies! Let’s hope she can meditate in peace after this episode.

Tiffany shares a quick guidance for earthquake preparedness based on her lucid dream experience and meditation.

Tiffany takes her listeners through a Kokology scenario, using symbols and guided projection to help them learn more about themselves.

Will the ancient practice of Tika point to our modern inoculation process for the Covid-19 virus?

Tiffany gives some Astro advice for today. If you look after yourself first then you can look after others more efficiently. The super moon will be in Libra on April 7th - opposite the Sun in Aries. How will this opposition effect you? Mercury and Neptune in Pisces have the ENTIRE world wondering if we are being given adequate and correct information, if there is a hidden agenda that has an intended end goal, or if there will be any point to the work we are putting into a collective effort. Black moon Lilith in Aries has us confronting some of our deepest personal fears and spurns about ego driven survival instincts. At the end of the day, our personal responsibility for our own health/ego/needs will be directly related to and effect the health/ego/needs of others. SO BE GENTLE WITH YOURSELF AND TAKE *REASONABLE* PRECAUTIONS and in this you will help those around you.

Tiff gives an Astro overview of how you and the world are feeling right now - in hopes you will receive self awareness, clarity, and peace. She also tells you some tips for creating good karma during the covid-19 quarantine by doing nice things with no intent for return (other than the return of feeling joy/peace/love).

Is it a coincidence that the Coronavirus happens as the Year of the Rat begins? What can you do to prepare for the foreseeable future amid this pandemic? Give a listen on this short catch up episode. The term irregardless is used when Tiff knows deep down the term is something she has only started saying recently bc of dumbasses around her (who have influenced her daily life by often using the malfunction of malfunctions “irregardless”)

Tiffany talks about the importance of embracing animism and life’s grey areas rather than dickhead dualist perspectives. She also talks about the perils of falling victim to believing your own social media hype and how her natal mars in Aquarius in the 7th house sees all the codependent, stalker fake bs and wants none of it. This episode isn’t so much about peace, but rather is an honest look at where Tiff is at right now because she keeps it real. ♐️

Thanks for listening!

Piggybacking off of the last episode, were bullroarers and other sound instruments used at funerals in ancient times as a “ghost frequency” device to connect with spirits of the deceased? Can infrasound be the source of many paranormal sightings? Is the ghost frequency creating a portal in which actual spirits/entities can materialize and interact with our dimension? Can we call upon familiar spirits using the ghost frequency? Can people with sensitive hearing better understand/communicate things existing in the ghost frequency? All this and more in this episode.

Ever heard the saying that you must put the oxygen mask on yourself first before you can help anyone else put on theirs? This episode is just about that. If you want to have a positive impact on others you first must center and ground yourself. If you want peace, you must be peaceful. You must be mentally and emotionally be equipped to react with peace to all of the triggers life is going to inevitably throw at you. Many times we can manage our reactive tendencies with tools of divination, and a wonderful one is the bullroarer. Scientists are even studying if accelerated vortex/rotary movement has the ability to correct physical and mental imbalances. So let’s see if you can crawl out of your personal purgatory and find the key to peace (spoiler alert: you absolutely can!)

Hello Peace Keepers! What cosmic aspect indicates you might have issues dealing with paranoia, schizotypal behaviors, or catastrophizing situations? Why is someone with a mercury in Leo often diagnosed as ADHD? Why are people with a heavy mars in cancer placement more likely to have fertility issues? Tiffany lets her listeners into her theories regarding some answers to these questions. Remember to calculate your birth chart for free online to discover your astrological aspects and start learning how they might be a window into your health.

A quick pondering on when it is appropriate to battle and when it isn’t. Who has the authority to engage in conflict? Is conflict ever OK to engage in? Also, there is a focus on encouraging and healing your inner wounded child. Then a personal story or two about Tiffany’s awesome Virgo MASH nurse grandma who recently was honored at a Korean War Veterans event.

Tiffany starts with a story about the time her dad traveled to Tibet to ask a monk the meaning of life. The monk’s answer will surprise you. She then discusses the Ayurvedic Tridoshas and explains how you can discover your dosha (or mixture of doshas!) so you can improve your health and wellness routine. *watch Ayurveda on Amazon Prime for more info on Ayurvedic medicine and the Tridoshas* (Recommendations mentioned this episode by dosha types: raspberry leaf tea for hot flashes for young Pitta dosha women, licorice root tea for pre-current-post menopausal Pitta dosha women, Pitta dosha must avoid hot foods, and last Pitta dosha must seek peace and calm breathing techniques. Avoid stimulants and embrace mineral rich oils (and even herbal based topical oils) for Vata dosha types, avoid connecting through broadcast to negative stimulus for Vata dosha, relax in a sauna to help muscle pain and ground in Vata Dosha people, and finally remember to take breaks and not push your body further than it can endure if Vata dosha. Incorporate more leafy greens, plant based proteins, vitamin C, and warm Spicey foods such as ginger into diet for Kapha dosha types, no meals too early or too late with a glass of water being the first consumption in the morning for Kapha Dosha, REGULAR EXERCISE and runs by the beach to breath salinity in and out of lungs/ENT and increase cardiovascular health for Kapha dosha, dandelion root tea to detox for Kapha dosha liver health, and Kapha dosha must wake up early.)

Tiffany explains why she is pretty much no longer on the social media bandwagon and why embracing and embodying TRUE peace is the most frustratingly important lesson we will ever learn.