Jobbers Of The Realm: A Pathfinder Actual Play Podcast

We finally continue CJ's decent into the depths of the Clarity Springs Hotel and Resort! What will he find? A shorter than usual episode!

Oh great, here we go again with the TIME shenanigans. Well guess what buckos, that's only the tip of the shenanigans iceberg! We got so many dimensional distortion nonsense for ya today its gonna...be...weird or something! 

Our heroes take a trip and nothing bad will happen ever. Everything will be fine forever and there's nothing to fear.  Don't look at the arc's name it's not important.    It's fine. 

After a long and grueling (but emotionally satisfactory) tournament, Our heroes are on a quest for REST AND RELAXATION! I mean everyone deserves a break every now and then, yeah?  But before all that, we got some busy work to take care of!

Let the battle begin! Will our heroes triumph over their final foe? Will they claim the title! Oh what tension! What intrigue! What a good reason to tune in!

It is time! Finals are upon us, and our heroes must show that they are deserving of their spot on the main stage! Will they triumph? Will they fail spectacularly? Will CJ's hunt for his parents be fruitful? Will Hijo's wish truly come to be? Will we learn Desna's intentions for choosing Kiirien to wear the sacred armor? ...Man that's a lot of questions. Lets go one at a time.  Will their ring entrance be SICK?!

Well...that certainly happened. I'm sure that's whole armor ghost situation is not important at all, so lets just move on from that. And hey! We got the finals coming up! That should be exciting and normal and not at all complicated. 

Now that the charges have been dropped, there's a fight brewing, as well as intrigue around this new piece of armor! Is Kirrien really some kind of vessel of the gods, or is this one big misunderstanding? Some fisticuffs 'aught to sort this out. 

After reuniting with an old foe and nearly meeting an embarrassing, watery death, the Jobbers find themselves on the wrong side of the law. The sentence? A hefty dose of DESTINY.

ITS TIME FOR THE TOURNAMENT'S MOST INTENSE EPISODE THUS FAR! CHILLING WITH FRIENDS ON THE BEACH!!!! ...okay its not THAT intense. 

Now that our heroes are filled with carbs, its time to do intensive exercise! That always works out well! Its a rooftop battle, the next match in the Tournament of Icons! 

With the tournament well underway, our heroes do what they can to assure victory and possession of the illusive grand prize! First things first, get some noodles. Noodles are the most important supliment to tournaments. 

20 Episodes! Let the tournament of Icons Begin! Will our heroes be able to surpass The Deadly Masquerade and claim the first victory of the tournament?

And it is a BEAUTIFUL day here in the NBA's gorgeous island arena, right off the coast of the bustling city of Desna's Prospect. Hi, Vick Tongs here, and I'll be giving you all the coverage you desire for this once in a lifetime event: The Tournament of Icons. Hundreds of teams entered, but only one will be victorious. Who will it be? Well, we'll just have to find out!

Our heroes reach the city after weeks of travel. What new people or places will they encounter during their stay? Who knows? I mean I know, and you could probably guess given the name of this arc. 

Now that our heroes have finally found their way out of the treacherous caverns, they can finally do what they love most. COLLECT THAT SWEET CASH MONEY! Not a very exciting episode, but I think we need it after all the craziness. 

Have our heroes finally conquered this strange anomaly? Will they finally be able to escape the clutches of the mountain fortress? Will Hijo be able to find any more knives for his adopted child?!?!  Answers to those questions and more as we finally wrap up this arc! 

Okay description writing man doesn't really have anything to say for this episode. Some weird things are happening and you'll have to watch the jobbers try and make sense of it all. 

Our heroes begin to uncover history and mystery ...That's it, that's the description, it ain't getting ANY BETTER THAN THAT! By the way! For a future arc, we're accepting character submissions! We want your DND/Pathfinder/Tabletop RPG characters! For more information on how to submit, visit our tumblr! https://jobbersoftherealm.tumblr.com/post/163917413450/announcement

Things are seriously heating up, as our heroes found themselves surrounded by brimstone and fire in the Order of Earth's Mountain Fortress. Will they be able to find what Homney is looking for? Will Mortia join them as a performer? Or...will they just die? Well we'll have to see. By the way! For a future arc, we're accepting character submissions! We want your DND/Pathfinder/Tabletop RPG characters! For more information on how to submit, visit our tumblr! https://jobbersoftherealm.tumblr.com/post/163917413450/announcement

FINALLY our boys are making their way through the plot! Now that they have direction, will they be able to find/apprehend/and recruit the last bandit? What mysteries lie ahead?

Join our heroes as they try their hardest to figure out the location of the last bandit. They've got leads, but can they follow them? I mean...maybe. I hope. (Please got I hope.)

Our Heroes take it upon themselves to try and solve the string of robberies in Old Drystorm, but there's an even larger issue that looms over the party. CJ has a serious drinking problem.

Our jobbers stop by a small desert town, looking to find some talent for their show. They might find someone, but they might also uncover a bigger conspiracy in the process. Or they'll just...find someone and leave who knows at this point.

No adventures today! Our heroes are just getting settled with their new jobs and joining them as they travel to the next city. That doesn't mean that we can't have some fun in the mean time though! Sorry this episode is late! Next week is the start of a new Arc! Also, hope you like the little diddy I composed! Expect more in the future.

Well, these schmucks actually did it, and pretty well to! But forget the mafia! There's more pressing matters at hand! Hijo's push! They gotta get back to the match so that our favorite lucha kitty can be the top star of the company! ...well top star of two people.

After a devastating gunshot wound to the stomach, our heroes....our heroes... kinda just flail around in the river like children Children with a dangerous criminal hunting them down. So that's fun.

OH CRAP, THE ALARM! Hopefully our heroes will still get up to DT without dying! I mean...I mean they don't have a lot of time this episode but MAYBE! #JOTRcast

After finding THE BOSS Our jobbers now have to make their way to DT's room, though they got a lot of lizards between them and their destination. #JOTRcast

After their chats in the previous episode, our Jobbers are ready to take off and start kickin' some lizard butt! ...Kinda!... I mean they get to it eventually. #JOTRcast

Our heroes face their greatest challenge yet! THE LAW! AND THEN AN EVEN GREATER CHALLENGE EMERGES FOR HIJO! PROFESSIONAL INTERACTIONS! ...Okay so no combat this time but hey they do stuff! #JOTRcast

Our "heroes" meet for the first time in the bountiful and dangerous world of Eya, and their first objective is to...well I suppose check out this neat Circus that's going on. I sure do hope no shenanigans happen! ...Because that would be a very uninteresting podcast! (Spoilers shenanigans happen) #JOTRcast