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This week we bring to you anything and everything that our brains think and the order that it comes in. In short, we are hilarious so enjoy

Ok, yeah, sorry for the clickbait. But we DID research it! Listen to episode 5 to get informed on Jared Leto's Cult "Mars Island" and how to determine whether or not Jared Leto is going to murder you in the middle of the night. Also, Venmo us if you want us to check out Mars Island for real ;). 

Oops we did it again. We're addicted to this subject, don't you know that it's Toxic (Thanks for the lyrics, Brit). No, but really. We can't stop ourselves. We're back this week with part 2 of Britney Spears' conservatorship story. Tune in for both fact and opinion (and a little bit of a good time). 

Britney Spears -- Insanely talented and insanely silent. In this episode we break down Britney's conservatorship beginning in 2007 (remember the infamous "break down"?) onward. And, of course we give our unwarranted opinions along the way. Stay tuned for part 2. 

Warning: This episode contains Cupid Slander, Urban Dictionary References, Personal Opinions, and Chaotic Vibes. Oh, and we discuss the controversial beginnings of Valentine's Day.

Sure, you've heard of Saint Nicholas and Santa Claus, but have you heard of Krampus? Tune in to find out exactly what his gig entails. As always, enjoy responsibly and follow all of your local liquor laws! Happy Holidays to all of our beloved listeners.

Welcome back! This week we explain the conspiracy surrounding Avril Lavigne, AKA (alleged) Melissa Vandella. Grab an Avril Palmer and drink along with us as we explain the twists and turns of Avril's life and alleged death. As always, drink responsibly and be sure to follow local liquor laws.

Deranged royal? Blood thirsty vampire? Innocent framed woman? Listen along as your two favorite wine aunt break down the history of Elizabeth Bathory and decide for yourself! Plus, learn how to drink along with us with a drink called the "Countess Cocoa", a delicious spiked peppermint cocoa. As always drink responsibly (or not at all!) and enjoy!

We dive more into the world of cryptozoology and reasons why you should not be buying clothes from cracker barrel. Ed Sheeran you get a break this week but dont think we forgot about you. As always, laugh along with us and enjoy this weeks drink, the Sequel, responsibly!

An extra chaotic episode containing Loch Ness Monster and Ed Sheeran slander.

A very spooky Halloweekend episode! We've got an information packed episode for y'all this week (I know, shocking). So pour up an AMF (our drink of the week, yes the word play is intentional) and sip along as we drink through an episode about the exorcism of Annaliese Michel. As always, drink responsibly and enjoy!

Is it real? Or is it just 2020. Come along with us to find out. If you stick around long enough, you might even get a fun waterpark anecdote! This week we make the 2020, a drink that truly describes how this year has gone. If you value yourself, maybeeee choose another drink to drink along with this week, because this one's rough (and if you don't, we do! So pick something else! Love, your two favorite wine aunts). As always, don't drink if you're under 21 and please drink responsibly. 

We originally set out to educate the world on some Spooky Halloween Superstitions. Our minds had other ideas. Welcome to our brains, where PTA moms and Bernie Sanders run wild. Tune in for Zoe's impersonation of Bernie Sanders, stay for the Spooky Superstitions. Also, consider staying for our drink of the week: The Monster Mash! This is our take on a whisky smash. As always, obey local liquor laws and drink responsibly, we want the best for you!

This week we dive into the spooky and possibly demonic legend that is Goatman's bridge in Denton, TX. PS this is a formal challange to Shane Madej to the ownership of this bridge (found at the 23 min timestamp). Get this bridge party started with Goatman's Green Tea Shot! As always, drink responsibly and within local liquor restrictions. Love y'all!

Click here for Halloween rambles and lukewarm Spirit of Halloween Store conspiracies! Plus, learn how to make Jack-O-Lantern Juice, a concoction that we drew up in our kitchen like right before this episode! As always, please obey local liquor laws and drink responsibly. Stay safe, stay spooky!

This week we dive into the world of the Ant Hill Kids cult led by Roch Theriault. Drink along with Concupine Punch, a concoction sure to bring you to your senses! Of course, enjoy responsibly, obey local liquor laws, and avoid joining cults.

Welcome! This week we have the ultimate drink to take you out and make you do a double take -- just like a Mandela Effect. Come join in on the chaos! As always, please drink responsibly, obey your local liquor laws, and remember that Nelson Mandela did not die in prison... Or did he?

You just keep coming back for more, don't you? Come along with us as we discuss all things flat earthers. As always, drink responsibly, obey your local liquor laws, and don't get into cars with strangers (This has nothing to do with flat earth. We just want you all to be safe).

Lizzie Borden took an axe... or did she? Drink along responsibly and according to local liquor laws with the 41 Whacks, a cream based blended cocktail.

What does arsenic, the renaissance, cosmetics, and murder all have in common? That's right kids! Aqua Tofana - a poison rumored to be created by Ms. Tofana herself. Grab an Italian Divorce, a shot named after an urban dictionary term, and join us for the chaos as we learn all about this Italian legacy. As always, please drink along safely and in accordance with your local liquor laws.

And I'd do it again bap bap. Enjoy the relaxing sounds of us discussing axe murder and mystery  with an iced cold Swing. Please drink responsibly and according to your local liquor laws. 

Is anything real? Are you? Am I? Join us this week as we come to terms with the question "are we in a simulation?" Grab your Plumbob drink, appropriately named after the gem floating above your head in the game "The Sims" and let's get to that existential crisis *together*. Please remember to drink responsibly and according to your local liquor laws.