Pastafarian Truths

We're gonna prove the existence of the FSM today boys and girls. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

FSM loves all, and all are welcome here. We love the LGBT+ community. The same cannot be said of Christianity. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

I know it's been awhile my dudes. Here's something to say thanks for sticking around. New episode hopefully later today. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

I talk a lot about very litttle, I'm drunk and sad. Just wanted to play with the new mic. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

In this episode I talk about some ideas I had that weren't necessarily worth being a full episode on their own but I talk about them all together. hope you enjoy. Sorry for the slow uploads. The next episode will be about Pastafarianism I promise. Thanks for being here! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

God is a dick. Sorry for taking so long on this episode! Work has been kicking my ass recently. This is my longest episode yet, and I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for sticking around. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

We talk about a brother in sauce who was denied the opportunity to grow a beard to become closer to the FSM, as well as Pastafarianism not being an "approved" religion in the Army. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

We talk about some strange beliefs in the Hindu faith, and I ramble a lot. Also, TESTING MY NEW MIC. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

Talk about strange beliefs held by the Mormon church. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

This lesson we talk about what a pirate would do and things to keep your life in order. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

Today we talk about interacting with members of other religions and how to bring them to the Noodly side --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

We go over the eight Commandments that the flying spaghetti monster is left for us in the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster. The eight I would really rather you didn't. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

I put up a poll on my Twitter and you should all go give a vote --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

We will be going over the Pastafarian holidays in detail, we will briefly mention some important pirates. We will touch on evangelism and how to spread the word. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

I didnt evolve from no monkey --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

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