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I, Ramen Priest, Talk about our one true God the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I am an ordained minister in the church of the FSM And I own a copy of the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster. We will be reading from scripture and discussing our religion as well as religion at large. Please feel free to listen no matter your religion or background, all are welcome here. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

Ramen Priest


    • Aug 25, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 21m AVG DURATION
    • 16 EPISODES


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    Baals

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2022 20:10


    We're gonna prove the existence of the FSM today boys and girls. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

    God vs the Gays

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2022 20:43


    FSM loves all, and all are welcome here. We love the LGBT+ community. The same cannot be said of Christianity. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

    I'm (hopefully) back baby. Thanks for being here.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2022 1:11


    I know it's been awhile my dudes. Here's something to say thanks for sticking around. New episode hopefully later today. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

    Test episode don't bother!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2021 42:12


    I talk a lot about very litttle, I'm drunk and sad. Just wanted to play with the new mic. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

    Late night rambling about Christian beliefs.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2021 41:21


    In this episode I talk about some ideas I had that weren't necessarily worth being a full episode on their own but I talk about them all together. hope you enjoy. Sorry for the slow uploads. The next episode will be about Pastafarianism I promise. Thanks for being here! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

    Strange Christian Beliefs: The book of Job

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2021 53:57


    God is a dick. Sorry for taking so long on this episode! Work has been kicking my ass recently. This is my longest episode yet, and I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for sticking around. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

    Pastafrianism and the US Army

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2020 29:45


    We talk about a brother in sauce who was denied the opportunity to grow a beard to become closer to the FSM, as well as Pastafarianism not being an "approved" religion in the Army. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

    Strange Beliefs Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2020 25:08


    We talk about some strange beliefs in the Hindu faith, and I ramble a lot. Also, TESTING MY NEW MIC. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

    Strange beliefs part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2020 30:59


    Talk about strange beliefs held by the Mormon church. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

    What would a pirate do?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2020 9:51


    This lesson we talk about what a pirate would do and things to keep your life in order. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

    Spreading the word of his Noodly goodness

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2020 23:07


    Today we talk about interacting with members of other religions and how to bring them to the Noodly side --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

    The 8 “I'd really rather you didn'ts”

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2020 7:51


    We go over the eight Commandments that the flying spaghetti monster is left for us in the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster. The eight I would really rather you didn't. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

    Twitter poll trailer

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2020 0:55


    I put up a poll on my Twitter and you should all go give a vote --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

    Pastafarian teachings, important people, and a shameless plug to my Twitter.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2020 25:12


    We will be going over the Pastafarian holidays in detail, we will briefly mention some important pirates. We will touch on evangelism and how to spread the word. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

    DEBUNKING EVOLUTION

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2020 13:03


    I didnt evolve from no monkey --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

    Pastafarian Truths (Trailer)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2020 0:55


    --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ramen-priest/support

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